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Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, and Little Mermaid.
fav tv shows:
Big Bang Theory
Wizards of Waverly Place
quotes i like:
I will now kill za snicka bars! -Gazzy
can't wait till u c my ferret!- Patch
Dance with me FAT MAN!-Prince Naveen
It's the NARGLES!!-Luna Lovegood
point Harry Potter-Franny to Andrew
NO ONE PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER!!-Dirty Dancing
shut up and look at the gumbo-Mama Odie
A group of professionals built the titanic but one amateur built the ark-Andrew K.
I should of known! I remember that it's an old tradition in rural areas to plant a tree as a gravemark-Sam
Policeman: So. Fake US Marshal, fake credit cards. You got anything that's real?
Sam - Dude you really need to update your cassette tape collection
Sam; "Hey, what are you doing waiting out here anyway?"
Sam: “Kids are the best”? You don’t even like kids.
(Dean tied up in apple orchid for sacrifice to Scarecow )
Sam: I'm just saying, there's something about this girl I can't quite put my finger on.
Sam: Even at Stanford, deep down I didn't really fit in.
Dean-"Hold me Sam, that was beautiful."
It increases your chances of being hit by lightening when you stand under your tree. It increases it more if you raise your fist at the sky and scream, "STORMS SUCK!!" at the top of your lungs.-Alyson May ??
"From now on I don't care if my tealeaves say "Die, Ron, die!" - I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong"-Ron
"This is night, Diddykins, that's what we call it when it goes all dark like this"-Harry
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!-Give UP YOur rejudices ??
“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown
“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown
“He who laughs last didn't get it.” - Unknown
“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” - Unknownreal name: Sara
fav color(s): green/black/silver/gold
whenever i take a quiz it says im random
If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If youre one of those people who get excited when you get 2 reveiws copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.(harry potter)
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.
If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!
"Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why in the world can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh no, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot!
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"
5 Things I Hate About Everyone:
1. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
2 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.
3 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
4 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
5 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty , he said... no .
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever ...and he said no .
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry ? and once again he replied with a no!... She had heard enough . As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the
If you LOVE Fax (FangXMax) repost this.
If you're in love with Iggy, repost this.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
WHAT HAPPENS IN HEAVEN
I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, 'This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received.'
I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world.
Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section.
The angel then said to me, 'This is the Packaging and Delivery Section. Here, the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them. 'I noticed again how busy it was there. There we re many angels working hard at that station, since so many blessings had been requested and were being packaged for delivery to Earth.
Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at the door of a very small station. To my great surprise, only one angel was seated there, idly doing nothing. 'This is the Acknowledgment Section,' my angel friend quietly admitted to me. He seemed embarrassed 'How is it that there is no work going on here?' I asked.
'So sad,' the angel sighed. 'After people receive the blessings that they asked for, very few send back acknowledgments .'
'How does one acknowledge God's blessings?' I asked.
'Simple,' the angel answered. Just say, 'Thank you, Lord.'
'What blessings should they acknowledge?' I asked.
'If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep you are richer than 75 of this world. If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish, you are among the top 8 of the world's wealthy.'
'And if you get this on your own computer, you are part of the 1 in the world who has that opportunity.'
'If you woke up this morning with more health than illness ... you are more blessed than the many who will not even survive this day .'
'If you have never experienced the fear in battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, th e agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation ... you are ahead of 700 million people in the world.'
'If you can attend a church without the fear of harassment, arrest, torture or death you are envied by, and more blessed than, three billion people in the world '
'If your parents are still alive and still married ...you are very rare '
'If you can hold your head up and smile, you are not the norm, you're unique to all those in doubt and despair.'
Ok, what now? How can I start?
If you can read this, you just received a double blessing in that someone was thinking of you as very special and you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world who cannot read at all.
Have a good day, count your blessings, and if you want, pass this along to remind everyone else how blessed we all are.
If you are random, and you don't care, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile
The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin!
Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."
Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.
Take the most scientific Harry Potter
Harry Potter fanfic challenge... number your favorite characters in Harry Potter in any order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!..
1 Draco Malfoy
2 Luna Lovegood
3 Remus Lupin
4 Sirius Black
5 Hermione Granger
6 Narcissa Black
7 Bellatrix Black
8 Tom Riddle
10 Fred Weasley
1. Have you read a five/ten fic before? Yes, yes I have.
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot? YES HE IS SOOOO HOT!! adn his scars make him sexier!
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant? Hmm...incest huh? Well he couldn't get pregnant anyway, he's a man.
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine? YES there was one I read that had him on crack!
5. Would seven and two make a good couple? Possibly. They are both so...weird that they would match each other perfectly.
6. Four/eight or four/nine? Sirius/Voldemort, or Sirius/Tom Riddle...Well since I take pity on Sirius I won't put him with the snakeman, Sirius/Tom
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? Bella would probably kill the 'werewolf' because she's overly obsessed with her...master. coughhahacough
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. Luna/Narcissa. Well...it would be forbidden love and Draco would prob be disgusted along with his father that Cissy chose a Ravenclaw instead of a Slytherin. But...you never know because some Ravenclaws are in league with the Slytherins. So I suppose they would be mutual about it. And then Bella would try to kill Luna but Luna would confuse her by telling her what Nargles are in detail.
9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? Sirius Black and Fred Weasley...nope, didn't see it yet.
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. A Hermione and Draco Hurt/Comfort fic...there are so many of them out there it makes me puke. It would probably be a Veela one where Draco gets depressed with being too beautiful. puke Like "Beauty in Disguise"
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one? Oooo...Sirius and Draco, eh? Not that hard since they're both black sheeps in the family. Probably Sirius would be showing Draco his burnt name in the Black family tree and then make his voice sexy. HE IS THE BEST PLAYBOY EVERRR!!
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash? No. None of my friends read Harry Potters fics.
13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose? umm...idk, Fred Weasley...The Dradel song! And then he would paint himself as a dradel and turn around and around.
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? A Luna/Cissy/Remus? Werewolf brutality, lemon, Femmeslash, and Nargles!
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five? "Hey mudblood, want to watch me Avada Kevedra you?" wiggles nonexistant eyebrows Haha, Hermione/Voldemort
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight. Tom Riddle/Fred Weasley? That isn't possible. That's like pairing Dudley with Draco. And they're aren't the same time period. And even if Fred went back in time (or vice versa) Tom Riddle is too goody-two shoes for Freddy-poo. (Unless you want me to do one wiggles eyebrows)
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that put me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I might be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I don't want the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to see the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is alos a woman. I am the domestic-abuse survivor who has no supprt system because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soo as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Homophobia is wrong. Please post this if you agree. Don't be afraid to tell people.
Hey, I'm bi :)
(all Dumbledore ships with him being manipulitive)
James/Lily (only like it so Harry can be born otherwise...eh...)
Severus/Harry (Sorry, I tried to read a lot of these but...Idk...maybe I'm not ready to see the light yet :) )
Ginny/Not As A Hooker
Weasleys/Life (Except for the twins and Bill)
Dumbledore/Life (Manipulative bastard...)