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Joined 06-14-08, id: 1604861, Profile Updated: 04-17-10
Author has written 8 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Death Note, D N Angel, Naruto, Book X-overs, and Amelia Peabody Series.

Hi! I'm EowynsPen. I'm flattered that you've come to my profile, so I might as well tell you a bit about me.

I am a female student. I have blonde hair and eyes that change color, although they are usually shades of blue and/or green, although they always have these little flecks of orange-red things. I am fairly random and lovelovelove fanfiction! Here are a few of my obsessions:

Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Amelia Peabody, Pirates of the Caribbean, InuYasha, and Redwall. Some things I like are reading, writing, the aforementioned obsessions, and I am currently going through an anime/manga phase, which includes liking Naruto, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Bleach, FullMetal Alchemist, InuYasha, Chibi Vampire, Time Guardian, Vampire Knight, Black Cat and (wait for it...) Pokémon

Fav Pairings:

Harry Potter: LilyJames, LilyRemus, HarryLuna, VoldyLuna(for humor stories ONLY!!)

Amelia Peabody: AmeliaSethos (Don't get me wrong, I think that Amelia and Emerson should stay married, but Sethos should never give up on Amelia!! It's like, his reason for living!! He should always continue stalking her!!

Pirates of the Caribbean: JackLizzy

Naruto: HidanKakuzu (actually I don't like this for fics, but it's CANON and so kawaii!), HinataKiba, onesided SaiNaruto (because it's so fun to write Sai as a creep!)

Fun Naruto love triangles!

Naruto loves Sakura who loves Sasuke who loves Naruto (and all of them hate the ones that love them!) lol so funny

Naruto loves Sakura who hates Sai who's obsessed with Naruto (because, come on, the only interesting part in the lame-o Sora arc was when Sai was hitting on Naruto!)

So write fics like those!!

My friends on Fanfiction: MariFerolla, swordswingingsquirrel, AnimeFallingStar, Starrise57, puddingcup, and mello rox my sox

Also, I have written many fics, but I often never get around to publishing them. Actually, I have tried to publish many fics on Mugglenet.com, but bad, evil things always happened, so I migrated here, and now I'm happy as a clam!

... Then again, who knows how happy clams are?

Anyways, I loves you all! Hugs all around!! I'd bake you cookies, but to ask for your addresses to send them to you would be rather stalker-ish, and I don't want to blow my cover! So eat my imaginary cookies! Lovies! Bye!

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If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!), EowynsPen (Lets see; Miroku, Kouga, Sesshomaru, Bankotsu, Kakashi, Gaara, L, Mello, Dark Mousy, Satoshi, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Kisuke Urahara, Edward Elric, and Kyo Souma)

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If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.)scarily obsessed(i burst a blood vessel in my ankle!owww!),TwilightNatalia(I've fallen up them, down them, around them...you name the direction and I'm sure I've managed it at least once!) Kit-Kat Punk-lover, EowynsPen

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Quotes:

Huh. Sanity. What would I do with something as useless as that? Lucky for me I never had any such thing. - Kenpachi Zaraki

One, I'm too cool to be caught kissing you, and Two, I would require my step stool. - Toshiro Hitsugaya in a fanfic. GO SHORTIES!

DON'T EAT THAT MUFFIN! - Me

There's nothing more entertaining than watching two old guys beat the crap out of each other. - Me

I'm not short! I'm fun-sized! - My friend Jo

I'm not short. Everyone else is just freakishly tall. It's not my fault they're deformed, so why do they take it out on me? - Ed Elric in a fanfic

NO! NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! ED IS MINE! MINE! ALL MINE! - My friend Anna

Should I be worried? - My friends Paige and Michelle while staring at me

THE JELLY IS ALIVE! - My friend Kiko

Honey, when you peel the banana, the apple gets jelly. This doesn't happen when you use a papaya and mango, though. - My friend Kiko

I will never be able to look a bowl of fruit in the face again. - Me

To be or not to be. sigh That is the question. - Hamlet

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art though Romeo? - Juliet

You look familiar. Have I threatened you before? - Jack Sparrow

"Never say the D word around me again!"-Me "What, Damn?" - My friend Michelle "No, Delete! shudders"-Me

Oooooh, THAT cat. No, I have no clue. - Me

Dad, stop sniffing carpets. You're embarrassing me. - Me

Snap, Crackle, Pop - Roy Krispies! - My friend Rina

NOTICE!! I have not updated my stories in forever. This will change. From now on, "Where the Years Go" and "A Thief After His Own Heart" are on HIATUS. "The Death of Light Yagami," "Weddings! I Love Weddings! Drinks All Around!," "Ah, Weddings! Alternate Ending," and "Miss Suzie" are completed. "I Hate You, James Potter!" and "Faorn in Minnesota" will be updated on a weekly basis (every Sunday). "L's Q's and A's: The New Version!" will be updated every first Sunday of the month. NOTE: Faorn in Minnesota is written with co-author Adri, so it may be subject to delays when one of us is out of town and/or dead.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29786 - Favs: 16,048 - Follows: 14,337 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Of Hogwarts and Inheritances by miruutan reviews
JS. "Christmas? You mean that human holiday where gifts are exchanged and trees are brought into homes and decorated with curious little baubles?" Jareth asked, his voice clearly fascinated.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,401 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Toby, Ginny W.
Professor Uchiha by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Sought by browneyedkat reviews
The Irish seeker seeks a keeper. Lynch/Connolly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2011 - A. Lynch, Connolly - Complete
The Return of the Medjai by Jedi Buttercup reviews
The thing was, his name wasn't actually Ardeth Bey. Not in this lifetime.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Data, Ardeth B. - Complete
The Mortal King by cap red reviews
Breaking the rules has consequences, unfortunately Jareth learnt that far too late. Stripped of his magic he finds shelter in the above, and starts on a path that will draw him into the conflict of the worst war the Wizarding World has ever seen.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,043 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jareth, Harry P.
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Man Called Husband by Kittie Darkhart reviews
Peter Pan had always loved his Wendy. For even when she grew up and he remained a child forever, he could not deny the feelings she inspired in him from that first kiss. But then, so had a Captain's words proven unfortunately true...
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
Your First, My Second by patchworkdove reviews
The Witch-king of Angmar's loyalty to Sauron surpasses that of a faithful servant; he is utterly devoted to his Master and will stop at nothing to retrieve his Ring of Power. Begins within the Two Towers timeline. Ring is returned to Sauron AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Witch-King of Angmar, Sauron
Broken, Blind by Kurisuten-chan reviews
“Professor, how did you loose your eyesight?” There was an audible crack of chalk breaking against the blackboard that echoed in the resounding silence that enveloped the class. Harry Potter / Fullmetal Alchemist Warning: Spoilers for both HP and FMA
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Albus S. P., Roy M. - Complete
Life After Death Note by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Light killed L on November 5, 2004. But then, 6 years later, L wakes up in a hospital bed. He quickly learns that Kira is dead, but as he knows from experience, dead things don't always stay that way... Completed 7/28/10.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 66,618 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - L - Complete
Chat Show! by Nightris reviews
L, Light and Matsuda have created their own chat show for no apparent reason. Many Unexpected and expected things happen in this new show! Could it be that they did this out of shear boredum?...yes made specifically for laughs & nothing else:D!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 4/23/2008 - L, Light Y.
As Long As You're Mine by Water-smurf reviews
Two old friends have what may be their last discussion.
Order of the Stick - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Aarindarius, Vaarsuvius - Complete
Matt Responds by puddingcup reviews
Matt answers random question you lovely people have... let me know if the rated for language and some violence and other random things that would need a T Raiting... GRAND RE-OPENING!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 58,233 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Matt
School Companions by leiaah reviews
If it was an option, Sasuke would rather be home schooled than spend five hours a day, five days a week at the academy. Especially when you had a completely mental fanbase. Oneshot, light crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sorting Shikamaru by gardensigernumbli reviews
The Konoha Eleven have been sent to Hogwarts and need to be sorted. It proves to be a little trickier than expected. oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Love is just a lie by MajsanWorld reviews
Life truly sucks! Well, that's what police officer Hay-Lin Honda thinks at least. Little did she know that she soon was gonna get the adventure that forever would change her life! HidanDeidaraItachixOC Rated for Hidans language and for possible lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 346,570 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Deidara, Hidan
Discovery by HPloveisreallove reviews
Crushes tend to happen amongst best friends, right? SLASH JP/SB, some SB/RL, and implied JP/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,484 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Who is the fairest of them all? And no; in this case, 'fair' is most definitely not a synonym for 'beautiful.' Written for everyone who wants Light to suffer for all eternity.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Sweeney Todd's Torture Program by unamuerte reviews
The Sequel to Signor Pirelli's Dating Game! Read that one first if you're confused, but it's not hard to follow! Feel free to add your own suggestions, advice, ideas. By the way, it does say TORTURE. So if you're squeamish, go away please.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,749 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Dueling club by hanjuuluver reviews
A little Lockhart bashing never hurt anyone. Well, except perhaps Lockhart. Crossover of Fullmetal Alchemist and Harry Potter. One shot.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Matsuda's Answers by puddingcup reviews
Matsuda asks any questions you may have! T, but you probably won't really care about the rating anyway :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 72,736 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Matsuda T., Matt - Complete
Acta Non Verba by Water-smurf reviews
Next in Latin Series. Falling for people sucks. Getting mauled sucks worse. He's still wondering if getting stuck--dying, beaten, and bloody--with the object of his affections sucks even more or less. Slash?
Order of the Stick - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,785 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Vaarsuvius, Belkar B. - Complete
Loathing and Indifference by Hekateras reviews
At long last, the party is back together, but Belkar can't help but feel that something is missing.
Order of the Stick - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Belkar B., Vaarsuvius - Complete
Of Feminism and Stilettos by nooziewoozie reviews
“Kushina, love, is this one of those things I can blame on your uterus?” --Kushina reads Twilight, and is not quite pleased with what she sees. MinaKushi, but mostly Kushina being RAWR FEMINIST NINJA.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Quest for Home by hanjuuluver reviews
When Ed finds himself in another fight with Envy after returning from the gate, he finds himself thrust back through it, but not to Germany. Can he find his way back?Xover with hpfma-- Book7 replacement fic. Different, I promise! COMPLETED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 122,570 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
Clock by Lightninging reviews
EdWin angst, with a hopeful ending. Winry is asked to write about Edward, and the ticking clock reminds her of the nuances of time... Prompt from, and dedicated to, Auto-Alchemechanicist.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Signor Pirelli's Dating Game by unamuerte reviews
Mrs Lovett is single and looking for lurrrve. What does she do? Why, go on Signor Pirelli's Dating Game Show of course! Read on to find out who's the most eligible bachelor in Fleet Street!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
To Get to Your Time by Chrysolite Heart reviews
To what extent will Sess go to to find out about Kags time when Kag lets it slip that she's from a different time? Simply a humerous story to read for a laugh if you've got a little extra time. R&R plz! Chpt.3 up!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Little Sister by p.c. andrews reviews
Kagome gets captured by the Shichinintai during a battle. Rating may go up. My first Inuyasha story, unusual pairings later on! Some angst too.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 136,221 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Kagome H., Bankotsu
My Son by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Lucius, Arthur, Remus and Sirius get together and have a discussion about their sons. Sirius isn't too happy with what Harry's gone and done! implied TL/HP, RW/HP, DM/HP, SS/HP - oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Barber Angst by Awkward Frenchie reviews
Sweeney feels cranky and pubescent today and he doesn't know why. Sequel of sorts to "The Mysterious Ticking Noise"
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Sweeney T. - Complete
Snake Fidelity by leiaah reviews
Lifestyle Beauty Salon receives two of the most unexpected guests, ever. Just why have these two walked into a place like this? It really isn't their scene. Oneshot, Voldemort & Orochimaru, crackfic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Voldemort, Orochimaru - Complete
How I Seduced Enjolras by Odenthalius reviews
He took Grantaire’s hands in his own and led him from the room, like Orpheus leading Eurydice from the underworld, except that Grantaire was too enamored by the sway of Enjolras’s hips to look away.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Grantaire, Enjolras - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Issues with Itachi by randomqueenwilla reviews
An OC,Akira, is minding her own business when Itachi decides to kidnap her and make her join the Akatsuki. Funny semi serious. ItachiXOC, slight GaaraXOC Starting from chapter 7
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 96,159 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Itachi U., Gaara - Complete
The Journal Entries of a Pirate King by Velirae.1245 reviews
Elizabeth Swann is suffering over the loss of her beloved, William Turner. So, therefore, she gets a diary to write about what happens to her, able to write out her emotions on paper. SPARRABETH Post AWE. Please R&R, thanks! NOW RATED M.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,922 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Akatsuki's hectic day by Yume-chan0.0 reviews
ONE-SHOT How Itachi joined the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
Letters to Mine Enemy by FrostedMidnight reviews
What does one do when forbidden to write to one's friends? Why, write to thier enemies instead of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Definition of Pie by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Light’s attempt to improve L’s sugar filled diet backfires. Rather badly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Mega Awesome Sleepover Of DOOM! by 2crazy random people reviews
All the girls decide to have a sleepover with no boys allowed, but when the boys find out all hell breaks loose! Be on the look out for spying, break ins, theft, strip poker, underaged drinking, Itachi on crack, truth or dare, and a little bit of romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,188 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
hold me by smartalker reviews
Temari! Gaara just touched a girl! — GaaraSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The soda theif by Ryu-Sorairo reviews
The soda machine ate Ed's quarter, and HE WANTS IT BACK!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Fangirlness ReWritten by x-the-three-crazed-teenagers-x reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean style. Three teenagers discover there is something deeper to their obsessions when they’re sucked into a DVD, and on an exhilarating journey full of laughter, we all learn something. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 54,242 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Ninjas versus Pirates by SpikeyGirl reviews
Who is better Ninjas or Pirates, the ultimate battle, who will emerge victorious? Itachi and Deidara risk their lives battling Jack Sparrow and Will Turner. CRACK. Crossover with POTC and the real world. One-shot.
Crossover - Naruto & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Deidara - Complete
Not Worth It by littlestkitten reviews
Naruto/PotC crossover. Kakashi/Jack Sparrow o 0 . From the prompt:“The ninjas capture a pirate! His/her sordid love affair with the character of your choice threatens everything either of them have ever believed in! Lol ” Except not quite.
Crossover - Naruto & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Kakashi H., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Sadistic Game by Paper Bullet reviews
Kagome is trapped in Naraku’s castle. He’s willing to play a game with her, but the stakes are high. Survival is her only motivation, that is, until she meets a gorgeous mercenary named Bankotsu working for Naraku. Bankotsu/Kagome - Full summary inside.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,744 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Kagome H., Bankotsu - Complete
Only You by MiaoShou reviews
Near-canon LxLightxL YAOI, LEMONS, SHOTA.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,603 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The twist of fate by Sophies-Welt reviews
It's my first fanciciton ever. It's another end of AWE and the begin of a new adventure to the fountan of youth. And we'll soon meet new persons, who are somehow connected to a certain Captain. starts in chapter 4 Of course going to be Sparrabeth!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,178 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - [Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.]
Check One: YES NO MAYBE by 4arrows reviews
Sesshomaru is having problems relating to Kagome that he is interested in her. Where better to turn to for advice on dating modern women than Sota and television.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,508 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Similarities by Hoseki-sama reviews
Where the border between worlds grows thin, coincidences are common.
Crossover - Naruto & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Gaara, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Sins of the Father by ShadowsWeaver1 reviews
One stranded in the past, another in the future miko and youkai must work together to form a power strong enough to send them both home. But their time together would become more than a memory, and in the wake of their parting a new bond will be formed.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 152,496 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
A Question of Bravery by Dance in the Moonlight reviews
After leaving Jack to the Kraken, Elizabeth is upset and confused. Ragetti gives her some pearls of wisdom to put things in perspective. Oneshot, no romance. R&R. Hinted Sparrabeth, but Willabeth acceptable. Set at the begining of AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Elizabeth S., Ragetti - Complete
Dropped by Underwater Owl reviews
Mello, Matt and Near find another Death Note. Clearly, they have to tell L. This proves to be a lot harder than it sounds... but between the three of them? There's not much that could stop them. Hopefully. As long as they don't kill each other first.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,234 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Matt, L - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fullmetal Alchemist by FullmetalFreak7 reviews
Ed was sucked into Harry Potter's world. Now he has to find a way to get back to his own. Complete, but in the process of redoing..
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,788 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
Ragetti's Sash by Lauren Wagner reviews
Ragetti has lost his sash and when Elizabeth questions why he's taking it so badly, Pintel explains to her why.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Ragetti, Elizabeth S. - Complete
A Year with Q by Morena Evensong reviews
Q loses a bet with his son. Now he must pretend to be a sixth year student at Hogwarts without using any of his powers. How will Hogwarts react to the new student? Will Q survive the year? x-over with Star Trek: TNG and Voyager.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 154,373 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Q
Tears of the Fallen by ShadowsWeaver1 reviews
Kagome is saved by Sesshomaru. Unfortunately for the young miko, Sesshomaru’s version of chivalry includes having her impaled by Tenseiga and thrown down a mystic well. But that is only the first of our miko’s problems. SessKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 223,758 - Reviews: 1859 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wizard of Ashenbenford by Arthur Hansen reviews
AU Order of the Phoenix, with a twist.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 47,801 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/8/2004
Kagome Broken by TouchofPixieDust reviews
Kagome lay there are the floor, like a broken doll. Who could have done this to her? And what will Inuyasha do?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Four Friends and One Freaky Book by sirius is on my team reviews
What happens when four teenagers are thrown into a muggle home to read their own destinies in novel form? You've never seen Lily so frightening, Sirius so bizarre, James so triumphant, or Remus so wordy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,071 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Fullmetal Alchemist Drinking Game by agrajagthetesty reviews
A drinking game to play whilst watching FMA. Mild mockage for the sake of a laugh. Celebrating twenty fanfics!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/3/2007
A Single Kiss by Unseelie Sidhe reviews
When boys fight, just how oblivious are they?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
TTWDAJ 1: Mistaken Identity by Eliza2000 reviews
WARNING! !SLASH! .First in the 'The Trouble With Dating A Jedi' series, about the downside to dating a Forcesensitive. In the middle of the night, an unexpected visitor disturbs Han's sleep.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Han S., Luke S. - Complete
When in Fiji by Kali Cephirot reviews
While taking a well deserved vacation, Kakashi meets a very interesting character. Crack!fic, NarutoxPotC crossover. FINISHED.
Crossover - Naruto & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Kakashi H., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Talk by TouchofPixieDust reviews
Mrs. Higurashi explains the facts of life to Inuyasha and Kagome. This is The Talk excerpt that was requested from my story Kagome's Baby.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Game of Go by sessha-chan reviews
Naruto and Sasuke, highranking ANBU have taken a contract. Their mission: to protect Harry Potter and the inhabitants of Hogwarts at all costs. And if possible kill Voldemort while they're at it. Sounds like they're in for a long year. noyaoi. complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,965 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Abyssus by NorthernHarrier reviews
After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,505 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Kakashi H. - Complete
Desert Nights by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
One can get quite bored when their day is eight hours longer than everyone else's... [rereposted due to website eating my stories]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Gaara - Complete
Of Great Turmoil and Excess Stupidity by Seaouryou reviews
Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Rubeus H., Sesshomaru - Complete
The Deal With Names by Dragon Pearl1 reviews
Maybe, just maaaaaaaaaybe, Bankotsu wasn't all that happy being called 'aniki' and 'ooaniki' by Jakotsu...
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Bankotsu, Jakotsu - Complete
What If? by Dragon Pearl1 reviews
Everything was fine with the Shichinintai, until Jakotsu asked Bankotsu the question of What do you think would happen if we had a child?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Bankotsu, Jakotsu - Complete
Little Bunny Inu by MageofDarkness reviews
[Random short fic] [Implied InuxKag] My take on the little bunny foofoo song, written during a huge algebra test. Odd ne?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Inuyasha, Jakotsu
The Life of a Lady by Utenakun reviews
Imrahil, having just saved Éowyn’s life, takes a moment to wish her well. 1s.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Imrahil, Eowyn - Complete
The World I Know by Vernie reviews
[Complete] Miroku and Kagome pairing. Miroku is accidently pulled into the well and stuck in Kagome's time.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,007 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 10/25/2003 - Miroku, Kagome H. - Complete
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Ls Qs and As: The New Version! reviews
As ilovewriting23 can no longer continue this story, I have taken L into my home for your sakes. Ask away!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,948 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - L
Faorn in Minnesota reviews
Faorn, a shapeshifter from the book "The Between," has been sent to earth from her medieval-type homeland to study it. She meets up with Chris, from the book "Playing God," and he shows her around. She does not understand cars. Mass hilarity ensues. Xover
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009
Miss Suzie reviews
Naruto learns a new hand game. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Naruto U., Konohamaru S. - Complete
The Death of Light Yagami reviews
I'm sorry. This jumped into my head and wouldn't stop strangling me until I wrote it and posted it. Kinda crackficish. Read at your own risk. Very random. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Thief After His Own Heart reviews
Xover fic; DN Angel and Amelia Peabody. What happens when Sethos and Dark meet while simultaneously trying to steal the same piece of art? Go ahead and read even if you don't know what the Amelia books are, it's okay. Sethos is a thief, a lot like Dark.
Crossover - D N Angel & Amelia Peabody Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Dark M.
Where the Years Go reviews
When a shinigami writes a human's name in their Death Note, they receive the remaining years that human would have lived if not killed by the shinigami. But where do they go when a human writes in a Death Note? This is the story of the missing years.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Light Y.
Ah, Weddings! Alternate Ending reviews
This is the same story as Ah, Weddings! I Love Weddings! Drinks All Around! but with an alternate ending. You can read them in either order, and pick which you like best! It's during that scene in movie 2 when Jack proposes to Elizabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Weddings! I Love Weddings! Drinks All Around! reviews
A different take on Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. What if Lizzy reacted differently to Jack's proposal?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete