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Joined 06-14-08, id: 1604977, Profile Updated: 10-23-10
Author has written 9 stories for Misc. Books, Mythology, Troy, and Twilight.

Yes, so I’m known to most people as Olivia. Very exiting I know. I live in Canada so obviously I’m freezing my ass of half of the year, so be a little sympathetic.

I'm a book fanatic and if I could, I would live off Doritos. Who wouldn’t? I’m pretty much a corny, corky, slightly psychotic teenager.

This is an rant I made for my ever hating non-friend Danny. If you enjoy it as much as i did then you have some sense of humor. Congratulations, you have upgraded from weirdo to Uber weirdo. You must be, in order to read this.
"My name is Danny and I’m here to petition against super heroes. Yes, you may all think that they are goody two shoes but I know better. Ever wonder why taxes are so high? Well blame in on the undie wearing guys sporting the capes. Has it ever even crossed your mind who exactly is paying for the damage done while super heroes “save the day”? In order to save one person from some man-eating robot they may throw a couple of cars in the way. Don’t they ever stop and think, “Hmmm I wonder if someone might actually own this car”? No, of course they don’t think about it because there not the ones paying for it. Super heroes are stupid if you ask me, there just a bunch of steroid taking, tight wearing, egotistical butt heads. Secret identity my ass, as if I can’t honestly tell the difference between Clark Kent and Superman. Puh-lease, he wears glasses and all of a sudden, he’s another person. There’s about two superheroes out there that I can’t tell the difference between, and that Spiderman and Batman. Furthermore, why is this? Perhaps it’s because they actually wear full masks instead of the over the eye crap. Even Lois Lane the girl screwing Superman couldn’t tell the difference, and she saw Clark Kent on a daily basis, isn’t she supposed to be a reporter or something?

I think people may go a little overboard with superheroes, the costumes, the figurines. You’re only building their ego by making all this merchandise. Moreover, why do they all have to be inhuman of some sort, only two are. Batman and Ironman It just doesn’t make sense! I guess you can say what really pisses me off is that there aren’t any superheroes in Canada. Honestly, I think even Asia has some sort of Hero and what do we get, Moose man, The Tuque master to the rescue? I do believe the only guy going around saving people is the dude in the red coat riding a horse rescuing damsels from being tide to train tracks. Where is the originality?

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Dark and bleak reviews
Were everything was dark and bleak after the writhing pain, it was all vivid and clear. One thing I know for certain, is that I am no longer normal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Alice - Complete
For Greece
Do we fight for our father’s land for the sake of our people, or for the sake of their pride? I know now, after 9 years of being along these shores, watching, as the waves would roll up against our ships. As if, they were calling us to go home.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Golden Bow
Zotikos is a young lad, cast off after a viscious prophecy. After years of training he has finally come home to fufill what his mother tried to prevent. With his companion beside him, Zotikos finds his destiny.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
It's not about me
Read and learn how Via, a corcky 16 year old, ends up with a broken heart and the means to laugh about it. It's good, I swear on Mashed Potatoes.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Published: 5/28/2009
We had a dream reviews
wEIRDNESS! Ha! Nah, read it it's really good. For whatever it's about I guess. Not really any summary for it. Enjoy!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Away on his train
She watches as he leaves for a war she doesnt understand through her young eyes. Just like her father before him.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Con Man Tag
The illustrious life of the famous Con Man Tag. I swear to god its funny.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
It just is reviews
He had to lie,because he believed that it was easier to hate someone and loose them, than to have loved them and loose them.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009
The day he was a man reviews
Its not a sex change story. Despite what you think. Kind of sweet and poetic. Im happy with it.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete