Author has written 9 stories for Misc. Books, Mythology, Troy, and Twilight.
Yes, so I’m known to most people as Olivia. Very exiting I know. I live in Canada so obviously I’m freezing my ass of half of the year, so be a little sympathetic.
I'm a book fanatic and if I could, I would live off Doritos. Who wouldn’t? I’m pretty much a corny, corky, slightly psychotic teenager.
This is an rant I made for my ever hating non-friend Danny. If you enjoy it as much as i did then you have some sense of humor. Congratulations, you have upgraded from weirdo to Uber weirdo. You must be, in order to read this.
"My name is Danny and I’m here to petition against super heroes. Yes, you may all think that they are goody two shoes but I know better. Ever wonder why taxes are so high? Well blame in on the undie wearing guys sporting the capes. Has it ever even crossed your mind who exactly is paying for the damage done while super heroes “save the day”? In order to save one person from some man-eating robot they may throw a couple of cars in the way. Don’t they ever stop and think, “Hmmm I wonder if someone might actually own this car”? No, of course they don’t think about it because there not the ones paying for it. Super heroes are stupid if you ask me, there just a bunch of steroid taking, tight wearing, egotistical butt heads. Secret identity my ass, as if I can’t honestly tell the difference between Clark Kent and Superman. Puh-lease, he wears glasses and all of a sudden, he’s another person. There’s about two superheroes out there that I can’t tell the difference between, and that Spiderman and Batman. Furthermore, why is this? Perhaps it’s because they actually wear full masks instead of the over the eye crap. Even Lois Lane the girl screwing Superman couldn’t tell the difference, and she saw Clark Kent on a daily basis, isn’t she supposed to be a reporter or something?
I think people may go a little overboard with superheroes, the costumes, the figurines. You’re only building their ego by making all this merchandise. Moreover, why do they all have to be inhuman of some sort, only two are. Batman and Ironman It just doesn’t make sense! I guess you can say what really pisses me off is that there aren’t any superheroes in Canada. Honestly, I think even Asia has some sort of Hero and what do we get, Moose man, The Tuque master to the rescue? I do believe the only guy going around saving people is the dude in the red coat riding a horse rescuing damsels from being tide to train tracks. Where is the originality?