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Karma by maxinecortes reviews
- DISCONTINUED - "What... the hell!" Light touched his face and screamed. Except he didn't sound like a man, he sounded like a freaking girl. Full summary inside. L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Hear my Song! by Kuugen the Fox reviews
There are many idols and stars in modern Tokyo, but one shines above others, Luka Megurine. Miku Hatsune, your everyday ordinary girl, aims to become like her. A songstress, a Idol. But nothing is as it seems in the music business. Shoujo-ai.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 203,324 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Luka M., Miku H., Gumi/Megpoid, Lily
Pineapple! by Azeia reviews
The dreaded.....PINEAPPLE! Yep that's right! The pineapple! It's a one shot! Warning: Contains comedy and slight fluff. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Happy New Years Mail by Azeia reviews
Mello and Matt spend new years together...know it sucks...much better than the summary...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
These Halls We Walk by Ice-Kun Ryuzaki reviews
They were just children when they first met. Beyond Birthday 8 years old, Julie anders 5. They grew up together, and even when he tried to kill her, she couldn't help but fall for him. Years later, He has disappeared from Wammy's house. With the help of her two best friends, Mihale and Mail, She sets out to find her lost love. Beyond Birthday X O.C. T for Gore, swearing a mild S.C.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - BB
Bloody Valentine by sarcastic-southern-bookworm reviews
life without her hurt so much, i had a plan, and it was time to go through with it Jacob can't let Bella go, what will he do to try and have her to himself now been put on M for language sorry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Jacob - Complete
Camp rock: We meet again by Dancer-4-life-always reviews
It has been 6 months since Mitchie has had any contact with Shane. But what happens when Caitlyn comes with a surprise? CONTINUING IN CHAPTER 2
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 6/22/2008
Love Potion You Say? by TheNeverEndingTale reviews
An intern from Vo-college has come to Vocal-high school. Miku is head over heels for this new intern, which can get in Luka's way. Meanwhile, Neru is as well enticed by the intern, will she help or hinder Luka? Shoujo ai/ soon to be Yuri.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Miku H., Luka M.
Digital Blackmail by Roxius reviews
Megurine Luka is dragged into a troublesome mess when Akita Neru catches her about to kiss a sleeping Miku. Shoujo-ai, AU. Luka X Miku, yuri, shoujo-ai. Please R & R; all reviews and favs and such are greatly appreciated.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,552 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Luka M., Miku H.
And the 4th Wall Goes Tumblin' Down by WitchJuliana reviews
In which 4 authors go insane due to the Disappearence of Vocaloidofos HA! A pun! WARNING: Horrible puns, 4th wall breaking, bit of cursing, death of a certain author, and generally breaking all the forum rules
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010
Beyond The Suffering by IKilledMisa reviews
Beyond Birthday is transfered to a new asylum at Abbott State Penitentiary. Beyond starts to notice strange things and wonders what REALLY goes on in Abbott. Beyond soon makes an awful discovery about Abbott and becomes subject to the suffering.
Crossover - Death Note & Suffering - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,545 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - BB - Complete
Nearly Wrong by Mello Longfellow reviews
Matt has a dirty little secret. That secret is Near. MattxNear yoai warning! :o Also, this is a one-shot stand alone story, will NOT be added to! Rated T just to be safe. -shrug- From Matt's POV.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Near, Matt - Complete
Mello Didn't by Matt'sUke reviews
Mello wishes he had done so many things, but he didn't. MattxMello. Hinted MattxNear.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Mello, Matt
Transfer by maxinecortes reviews
- DISCONTINUED - Five girls were thrown into the Death Note universe. They bug just about everyone. They met L and everyone else in the Kira investigation. Question is, do they have what it takes to help them catch Kira? And would L trust five troublemakers?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - L - Complete
Gummy Bears by scooterwoof reviews
Near and Mello have been enemies since forever, and Matt never really cared before. What will he do now that he's practically thrown into the middle when he gets to know Near a little bit? NearXMatt. Bits of MattXMello and NearXMello. Slight AU.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,435 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Matt, Near - Complete
IM conversations by Scarlett Redd reviews
A collection of random and funny conversations through IM between Twilight characters. Requests are welcome and encouraged! I'm just writing this for fun... it is meant to be entirely pointless and funny... It's just to give me a bit of a break...Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,515 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007
I'm Having Doctor Sexy's BABY! Sequel to DSLM? by skeletoninme reviews
Badabing, bada boom. xD First chapter is up. : And It'll be taking me a bit longer for this one to be updated, because I still dunno where I'm going with it. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Carlisle
Beyond Birthday's Legacy, Like Father Like Son by IKilledMisa reviews
It has been 3 months since Kira died. Near is the new L and somebody wants to get him, BB's slightly insane but brilliant son. The battle between the two heirs is on! this story really kicks off at chapter 3. Chapters 1&2 are more like intros.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,972 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Near, BB - Complete
BB's Nursery Rhyme by IKilledMisa reviews
This is just a little spin off of the nursery rhyme '1,2 Buckle my Shoe'.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2009 - BB - Complete
OH MY CARLISLE! 20 Ways to Annoy Twilight People by BandGeek99 reviews
Basically, the title says it all. Inspired by the Deimon Commander from Hell's story. Now: Rosalie Hale! Next: Carlisle Cullen! Oh, my, this shall be fun... Chapter Eight is UP after an inexcusably long wait. Gomen nasai! Hilarity ensues!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 3/21/2008
Matt, I Love You by DancerFromTheDance reviews
NearxMatt... Christ, I dunno what to write.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Near, Matt - Complete
Emmett's Perfect Day by xXxbailey925xXx reviews
What do you get when edwardluver925 and Wasper Jithlock Cowrite a story? MAYHEM! What does Emmett do when he is alone? What if the Cullen's had a secret that Bella didn't know about? FUNNY! WE DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT! Stephenie Meyer DOES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,399 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Emmett, Bella
AIM: Twilight Style by bitexbrittany reviews
Edward is curious about AIM.He decides to get it and talk to Bella on there.What will happen as the two lovers chat on the internet?Will they get into sticky situations?Sounds Better than it is. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,201 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Calico Cat by orochimarusbadgirl reviews
Matt steals Melo's diary.""...realized I was in love with him." I trailed off" kinda soap operaish, total randomness. its a year old, and one of my firsts. not a lemon, rating for lang. MeloXMattXMelo oneshot drabble.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Opposits Attract by Accendo Vulpes reviews
The hallway never seem so long in my life. I could feel my heart beat as I stalked twords the bright red flames of hell. "Near-san, are you ready?" AU, NearOOC Yaoi, NearxMatt LxLight and other's. Don't like, then don't read. M for later chapters.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Matt, Near
Isabella Nelluc by geminiginny reviews
When Edward leaves, Bella becomes an actress. What will happen when Edward, Alice and Jasper see her on TV? I'm continuing this story from the oneshot written by theenvylover. I HAVE PERMISSION!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,470 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007
Camp Rock! Twilight Style! by tonoavailxoxo reviews
Bella Swan makes her own songs and wants to go to a camp called CAMP ROCK! Where people get known. What happens when celebrity star Edward Cullen comes to the camp? What happens in Final Jam? And who's Tanya? Reviews please! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,745 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Please Be Mine by angelinexo reviews
"Nathaniel, Nathaniel, Nathaniel," Shane said condescendingly, throwing an arm around the younger boy's shoulders. "You just don't know what it's like to be in love." Tired and fed up with Nate's workaholic ways, Shane and Mitchie help find him love.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,743 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Nate, OC - Complete
Doctor Sexy loves me? by skeletoninme reviews
I have inserted myself into and AU universe, where no Vampires or Wolves exist, and Carlisle is single! I fricken' SUCK at summaries, so just read it! Please? From the writer of Kidnapped: The Isabella Swan Case. NOW COMPLETE! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,866 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
iMade the mistake by AnagramRCA reviews
Sam was going to be a lawyer. Freddie was going to be a computer geek for the F.B.I. Carly was the actress.... But a senior beach party, a couple of wine coolers, and a sunlit sky could end up bad. Who's future is ruined?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
iKnow You by Kioni reviews
This is an AU story. What if Sam and Carly didn't know each other? Would this have stopped Carly from dating Freddie? Sam finally meets them when they are on a date with each other. SamxCarly a little CarlyxFreddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/30/2008
Kenny's Journal by Cooked Brains reviews
Enter into the mind of the drug-addicted guitar player of South Park. He talks about things in his life and how he lives it. Rated for language. All in Kenny's POV, obviously.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kenny M.
New Girls in south park by AngelOfKennyMcKormicK reviews
Story is GREAT. About Kenny, kyle, Cartman,Stan, Butters, and Damian after high school and get a visit from their old friends.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Oops? by l'heure bleue reviews
—3: Rock Hard— "Rock HARD ON... get it?" It was on a normal day that I almost died for the second time. Or ... as normal a day as humanly – haha! Humanly ... – possible at the Cullen house.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
AIM Fun With the Cullens! by xedwardxxloverx reviews
This is what happens when Emily and I get bored on a Sunday! This is all the stuff we actually wrote, and I know it may not sound like much, but I think it is funny, please read and review! Leave a cookie!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,344 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007
Valentines Day by cherrybomb54 reviews
Oneshot. Bella can't sleep because Edward is gone, wen she finally does she dreams that Jacob and Edward fight...its really short and Idk if I like it but that can be decided by you so read and review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Iam Torn by Shadowrisen reviews
A two-shot, CarlyxFreddie and a Seddie in chapter 2. A Valentines day fanfic. rxr
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Jacob's Valentine's Day by TwilightStarss reviews
Set during New Moon,when Jacob gives Bella candy for Valentine's day in his POV. Based on page 202-203 in New Moon. Rated T-just incase. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
35 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen to No End by XxXEdwardlvrXxX reviews
Have you ever wondered how to annoy such a cheery,pixie-like creature?Well,here's the answers you've been waiting for.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008
Love Found In Unexpected Arms by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Matt catches Mello with an unlikey fellow. Heartbroken he runs into Near who's more then willing to help Matt with his pain. MattXNear. Past MattXMello, and an odd one... MelloXL. YAOI! GUYXGUY! No likey no read!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Matt, Near - Complete
Things They Just Shouldn't Do! by Emo and Moving On reviews
I'm making a simple list of things I don't think certain Twilight characters would EVER do.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2007
Cullen fun with IM! by xEmilyxCullenx reviews
Alice and Bella dicover the wonderful world of IM! Soon the rest of the Cullen's get involed and it only means trouble! Idea came from my friend and I annoying eachother and our other friends. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2007
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/2/2007
Tales of Whammy by NothingThere2Hurt reviews
First few chapters are G, it gets into yaoi. Pairings MattxMello and MelloxNear, slight MattxNear. This is through Mello's POV from the time he came to Whammy's house until he died. SPOILERS FOR WHOLE SERIES D
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2007
Stripes by TIBryant reviews
Mello was black, Near was white. And Matt was the stripes inbetween. MattxNear Seriously. MelloxNear.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,615 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
Cheesy pick up lines by TIBryant reviews
For the life of me, I never thought hitting on Near with cheesy pick up lines that never work would have such an effect. Matt x Near oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete