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Joined 06-14-08, id: 1605028, Profile Updated: 07-10-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Name: ElphieTheAlto31

im in college- i played 'rusty' in my high school musical 'footloose'-im a chorus nerd-i love chicken nuggets and believe that gods greatest creation is sweet'n'sour sauce XD

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Yeah, I've seriously done all those things!:)

My bff is imaJesusFreak110 and my brother is NO-SOOP-FOR-YOU

Okay, I'm gonna admit it (only cuz this is the most reviews I have ever gotten ever) I have another story that i wrote when i was like 11 (Old Fires, New Flames) if anyone is interested! But I have to warn you, I personally think it sucks but read at your own risk... >:)

Read and Review!! Caio!!

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Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Blurring the Lines by Ciara in cotton socks reviews
Twilight/Harry Potter crossover. The Cullens and Jacob go to Hogwarts to protect it from Voldemort and become witches and wizards. Better summary inside, please read if you like Twilight or Harry Potter or BOTH, like me! IT'S FINALLY COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,650 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
AIM: Twilight Style by bitexbrittany reviews
Edward is curious about AIM.He decides to get it and talk to Bella on there.What will happen as the two lovers chat on the internet?Will they get into sticky situations?Sounds Better than it is. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,201 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen's VS WalMart by dark dreaming vamp reviews
Bella and the cullens decide to take a couple trips to walmart. what happens in walmart, stays in walmart. i tried to have the characters act the same but who knows. all vampires except bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008
Memories by starfireash reviews
Bella can play with people's memories. she can remember everything from everyone else's lives. everyone's except her own. the only thing she remember's is her name and the fact that she was in love... but with who?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,564 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008
Twilight AIM by sweetlittleroses reviews
All of your favorite characters - and least favorite but they will die! - of Twilight on computers talking about... stuff. Puberty, Edward's problem, Bella trying to kill people that piss her off... Rated T for language because... because I said so!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
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Old Fires, New Flames
This is the story of 15 year-old Margaret Lily Potter, daughter of the famous Harry Potter. When Death Eaters escape Azakaban,the Order is rebuilt, but i cannot protect a young Weasley from being attacked. i wrote it before the series ended Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,854 - Published: 7/10/2009
Cool is What We AIM for reviews
What happens when Bella decides to download AIM on the Cullen's computers? lol Edward tries to be cool, witty banter ensues, Emmett gives everyone a hard time! Read to find out what else happens......
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete