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Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by
The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 169 - Words: 1,483,847 - Reviews: 20123 - Favs: 21,418 - Follows: 23,056 - Updated: 10/19/2024 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
New Blood by
artemisgirl reviews
Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 577 - Words: 1,494,495 - Reviews: 54952 - Favs: 10,223 - Follows: 11,725 - Updated: 10/15/2024 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
A Matter of Property by
camnz reviews
Dark, post-war society. Serving the Ollivander family is a bearable situation for Hermione. They treat her well. But while people start to forget her, it seems Darco hasn't, and he is looking for her. Being the Ollivander family's property keeps her safe, but for how long? Draco has wealth and power, and only loyalty to a servant keeps her safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 66,103 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/4/2022 - Published: 3/20/2021 - Hermione G.
All Right by
lovesbitca8 reviews
A collection of drabbles and short stories Post-TRTTD/ATWT. Marriage, kids, Grandpa Lucius, babysitter Harry, Draco raising a teenage girl, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/10/2021 - Published: 3/25/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
True Loves by
setepenre-set reviews
Megamind's species mates for life. This would have been good to know before he'd had a semi-drunken one-night hookup with his damsel.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/28/2020 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.]
The Eagle's Nest by
HeartOfAspen reviews
COMPLETE. Hermione's 8th year at Hogwarts is already going to be difficult in the aftermath of the war, but is further thrown into upheaval when Headmistress McGonagall orders a re-sorting of all students to promote inter-house unity. But when the Sorting Hat sends Hermione to Ravenclaw with Draco - and without Harry or Ron - how will she cope? [EWE] Prevalent alchemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 307,210 - Reviews: 6360 - Favs: 8,308 - Follows: 5,654 - Updated: 9/21/2020 - Published: 4/12/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N. - Complete
Severus Snape and the Art of War by
CypressWand reviews
After his death, Severus makes the decision to return to the world of the living, starting in the summer of 1975. With his adult knowledge on the upcoming war hidden inside his 15 year old body, he finds his way back to Lily, and his new position in the wizarding world. / This is a pro-snily story. (No character bashing) STORY: COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 250 - Words: 547,809 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 4/13/2020 - Published: 3/1/2019 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] Albus D., Marauders - Complete
What They've Needed All Along by
Watcher of the Hearts reviews
What if things had gone differently the night that Megamind's Bernard disguise was blown?
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,329 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Safe If We Stand Close Together: Safety Instructions Not Included by
setepenre-set reviews
There aren't any guidelines for being best friends with an alien, no map key, no index, no safety instructions. Roxanne tries, so very hard, to get it right in spite of this. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Sex Ed by
MrBenzedrine reviews
Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,690 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 4,489 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 7/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W., Neville L. - Complete
Breathe by
setepenre-set reviews
Metro Man accidentally injures Roxanne during a rescue; Megamind stops kidnapping her as a consequence. Roxanne is unwilling to accept this. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/20/2016 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] - Complete
Fools by
setepenre-set reviews
In an attempt to deal with his unwanted *feelings*, Megamind decides to fake a proposal to Roxanne on April Fools' Day. Of course, Megamind's plans never go quite like he expects... Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,404 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 4/4/2016 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] - Complete
Percussion Strings Winds Words by
setepenre-set reviews
Metro Man realizes that Megamind wants to be killed and starts frantically thinking of ways to cheer his little blue buddy up. And, well, as Minion says, kidnapping Miss Ritchi always seems to make Megamind happy… Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/25/2016 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Metro Man, Minion - Complete
Say It Out Loud by
setepenre-set reviews
Roxanne is harassed by a fellow reporter who doesn't seem to understand the meaning of the word 'no'. Megamind punches him. Roxanne would like Megamind to admit that this is not exactly standard supervillain behavior. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Unexpected Fixes by
setepenre-set reviews
Megamind starts fixing things in Roxanne's apartment whenever he comes to kidnap her. This, Roxanne tells herself, is totally normal and not weird at all. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 99 - Published: 3/22/2016 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] - Complete
write your name in fire on my skin by
setepenre-set reviews
Megamind's people had soulbonds. Humans don't. Roxanne is understandably confused when the mark appears on her wrist. (soulmate-identifying marks AU) Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/21/2016 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Minion - Complete
Safe If We Stand Close Together by
setepenre-set reviews
Roxanne attends 'Lil Gifted School. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,634 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Complete
The Green Girl by
Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 6346 - Favs: 16,019 - Follows: 5,816 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by
Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 37349 - Favs: 31,682 - Follows: 22,993 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Crow by
RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 29972 - Favs: 34,002 - Follows: 20,746 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Simply Irresistible by
bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6327 - Favs: 17,008 - Follows: 6,027 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Post Tenebras, Lux by
Loten reviews
"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 313,349 - Reviews: 4295 - Favs: 6,467 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Might Have Been by
Grandiose Me reviews
Prompt: If MetroMan had survived the Death Ray, and he, Megamind, and Roxanne continued on with their lives as usual, could Megamind and Roxanne still have fallen in love?
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,175 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Utterly Despicable by
camnz reviews
The death of both Voldemort and Harry Potter let the pureblood elite build the world they wanted. One that leaves Hermione in a vulnerable state, which Draco Malfoy is prepared to take full advantage of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,360 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 2,988 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Slow Thaw by
camnz reviews
Hermione is serving at Malfoy Mansion after the war was lost. In her bleak existance, she manages to find ways to cope. Contains nonconsentual. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,186 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by
floorcoaster reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,292 - Reviews: 4989 - Favs: 10,006 - Follows: 2,938 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete