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Joined 06-14-08, id: 1605168, Profile Updated: 06-16-08

Sup kids.

If you're on my profile right now, it means that your fan fictions sucks. Most fan fictions on this sight deserve one of my reviews, but I only have time for so many.

You were flamed for one of the following reasons...

1. Bad Grammar. My god, this is easy to fix. Just take the time to look through your work and figure out where a period goes or a coma. Dang.

2. Bad Spelling. This is even easier to fix. JUST RUN SPELL CHECK. And don't blame it on your dyslexia or some bull like that. Get a beta reader, stop sucking.

3. Crappy OC Characters

4. Bad Slash that makes no sense. Just get over it, Harry and Draco are not going to stroke each other's broomsticks in a closet.

5. Bad Hetero

6. Mary Sues. Most OC characters are.

7. Putting yourself in the fic.

8. Rape.

9. No plot.

10. No format. Just press the tab and enter key.

11. Fan girl crap.

12. Thinking your story is funny when it isn't.

13. Being ridiculously cliche.

14. Overusing an idea.

15. Ignoring canon

16. Shallow characters.

17. Lack of characterisation.

18. Fics about anything Disney.

19. You try too hard to make your plot interesting and it sucks.

20. You use far too little detail or far too much.


Offended by my review?

I don't care.


Good day. ;D

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A Messed Up Family by They call me VIOLENT reviews
When their mother died everything has changed. No one cared for Jay. Tesha got rude, and Joe, Nick and Kevin got snobby. When their abusive father goes to far on Jay, they try their best to save them and more importantly Jay. Miley shall appear in this.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008
The Mudblood Slytherin by maid of bond street reviews
New, tired, and confused as hell, all she wants to do is find a housemate to show her the ropes of the magical world she was thrown in. The catch: they put the mudblood in slytherin and if there's one thing no slytherin will stand for it's dirty blood. R&
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Poem by hotfruits reviews
Edmund wants to win Peter's affections through poetry. INCEST SLASH
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
A Forbidden, Passionate Love by xxAnnaXMollyxx reviews
Mistoffelees and Victoria share a moment together in Misto's pipe. They contemplate the consequences of their actions but just don't care what happens. Wow...bad summary...
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete