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Joined 06-14-08, id: 1605287, Profile Updated: 10-11-08
Author has written 6 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, and Spy vs Spy.

Hi, I'm ThespianWaltz and I'm assuming that no one's going to read this ever!!

In the event that you're still with me, here's a little heads up. This account is mainly for yaoi. Some of you think it's evil. Well it is, but dang if it isn't addictive so you'll all just have to deal with it or leave. I will read all notes sent to me even if they're flames, but I will only be polite to people who write to me with respect and hopefully a bit of eloquence. No, that doesn't mean you have to know big words. Just don't use computer speak and curse with the same word repeatedly. It makes your notes/flames less impressive and I tend to take them as jokes then.

I'm not the type to rant about flames and such, I just need people to understand the situation. For all of those others who like my work, don't hesitate to write. I'd love to make some new friends, fall in love with your favorite pairing, and just share opinions. I'm totally serious. If you're bored and have nothing better to do, drop a line. I'd love to chat with anyone that wants to.

About myself:

Be whoever you want around me. I really don't care. I don't care about your religion although I'm Christian. Not any type, mind you. Just plain christian. I hate racism and bigotry. I spent all my life moving and even spent a few years in Germany. I just don't get that sort of thing. So don't be afraid. I won't bite.

I live in a part of the US where it is constantly either cold or hot, never in between.

I have two dogs: a golden retriever and a boston terrior.

Polar bears are left handed, like me!

I took four years of German. I'm not exactly fluent, but if you ever need help with German for a story, just ask.

Finally, I have a deviantART account if you want to say hi. Please do.

Ink illustration-

The Black Prince and the White Rose illustration-

Infamous series illustration (#7 in a music meme)-

He Who Brings Back the Distant One lineart and rough color illustrations-

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Feel Good Hit of the Summer by BatNeko reviews
Summer vacation takes a turn for the crazy, as Link and his friends run into old friends, old enemies, and learn that life is not like a beach movie. Sequel to "The Weekly Hyrule News."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,803 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Link
Anthology of Love by CrystallicSky reviews
A series of one-word prompts based on my favorite pairing of all time. I intend to reach 100 chapters, eventually meaning prompts for 1,000 words. Rated 'Mature' because I don't trust myself. MUCH CHACK, IN FACT, ALL OF ITS CHACK IN ONE FORM OR ANOTHER.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 222,370 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Chase, Jack
The Slippers by ThineClementine reviews
Hiei can't stand it any longer and just has to ask. But will he be able to understand Kurama's answer? Intended yaoi, fluff ahoy, KuramaxHiei oneshot
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
The Weekly Hyrule News by BatNeko reviews
What would you do if suddenly all the old stories and legends started walking the streets at night? Well, here's hoping you have friends as good as Link's. Complete!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,498 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Link, Zelda - Complete
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Defamiliarization reviews
According to Russian modernist critics, the difference between simple writing and artistic literature is defamiliarization. Prose must take things we think we understand and force us to look at them in a new way. chack.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete
A Taste of Music reviews
A special supplement to Taste of Romance, this one-shot drabble collection's inspiration comes from songs rather than random words. Still Chack. Inference of murder and sex, but nothing actually happening.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Bang reviews
A poem describing a battle between White and Balck from Black's perspective. Slight slash at the very end.
Spy vs Spy - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
He Who Brings Back the Distant One reviews
Egypt is in turmoil as the king's right to rule is challenged. The festival of Amun will calm the people, but will the gods bless the pharaoh with more than just his crown? And will it be enough to save Egypt? Nothing explicit, but definite smut. AU Chack
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,207 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Chase, Jack
A Taste of Romance reviews
A one-shot prompt collection in the style of Crystallicsky's Anthology of Love. It's also Chack because it's always a little more fun when evil wins. Warnings: male/male love, cursing, possible violence and death, adult implications, and stupidity.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,089 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Chase, Jack
The Black Prince and the White Rose reviews
All fairytales have a happy ending, but not all of the paths taken are smooth and straight. I invite you to enjoy an old-fashioned story with clever narration and a chack twist. Written in fairytale style so appropriate for all ages.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete