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Author has written 17 stories for Lord of War, House, M.D., Code Geass, Naruto, Gundam Seed, Harry Potter, Teen Titans, and Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！.
Ok, just so everyone knows, I do take suggestions for new stories and how to make stories better. I can be very flexible with what I write. I am exploring new stories and looking in new subjects so just check out my favorites.
1. If you are here to complain about a comment I made about you story, in particular a bad story, and you are sending a private message that is laced with derogatory references toward myself, you are complaining that your story is perfect and that I am short sighted, or if you are sending me a message threatening to physically harm myself or my family, then you do not realize that by commenting on your work, even if it is bad, that I am actually helping you because your story has potential and you need to realize that I wouldn't make a comment on a hopeless story, you insufferable know-it-all.
2. If you are here to give suggestions for new stories or for my stories that are not up to par, then I will be more than happy to accommodate.
You see people who are under the #1 category, I am mature. Unlike you. I have not taken bad criticism in the past, but I am more than willing to take it now. It feels good to act like an adult, doesn't it?
Basically, if you go and tell me to go jump off a cliff and die, I will take a shotgun and proceed to make your head non-existent. JK. But seriously...I do have the gun.
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There will be new ideas for stories in the future, hopefully if I can come up with some, that would be excellent. Oh if anyone who discontinues a story and wishes to discard it, I would be more than happy to take up the mantle of continuing the story if I can.
Oh, by the way, I have begun to experiment on new stories and plots. I have begun to tinker with some crossover stories and if you guys have any interesting ideas, you know who to call.
Also, there are waaay too many yaoi stories on this site. I don't mind it, but it kind of makes me a little uncomfortable. But whatever floats your boat man. But seriously, can we take a hiatus on yaoi stories because there are just too much. Way too much.
Yo guys, check out my new community. Its for all of you people who are a fan of the Naruto becomes Hokage after Pain's invasion stories.
Kishimoto, I've got something to say to you. Why? Por que? Por qoi?
Why must you make the villians so fucking overpowered. Have Naruto get smart already and kill the bastards. Jesus.
My Favorite OC's:
Shawn White- meh, I'll describe him when I fucking feel like it
Amaya Lamperouge/Amaya vi Britannia- oooooo, I shouldn't have put this out. her story is in the works so bear with me
The Legacy of Uzugakure: After reading more Naruto, I have realized that continuing this story may be folly. Whether I am going to delete it or not, that is my prerogative.
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Six Paths: I have no fucking clue what I am going to do with this story. Redux is done, but I am not sure whether I am going to continue it's predecessor.
The Tempest: This story is definitely something that I may want to continue in the future, so folks there may be an update soon.
Naruto of Mahora: I kind of pulled this one out of my ass, so bear with me. I might redo the first chapter.
Mobile Suit Gundam SEED: Task Force 141: This is my Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2/ Gundam SEED x-over! I will be rewriting it. When I get the motivation to.
Mobile Suit Gundam SEED: Knight of the Old Republic: Chapter 2 is still being written at this moment. It is slow going, but it is around 3000 words now and should be out soon. Don't rush me.
The Savior and the Fox: This will take a while to update. I am having slight issues with it, being that I want to try and keep it in tune with canon somewhat. Chapter may come out in the next few months.
I have some ideas for stories, but I need to look over the ideas first. Just Author Alert me so you can get in on any of the new stories I might upload soon. Enjoi!
The WTF/Whatever Section of my profile:
Ok. We all are thinking this question if you are a Naruto fan. WTF is Kishimoto doing?! I mean, congrats to everyone who guessed that there was a fusion of all the tailed beasts called the Juubi, but, this is starting to get ridiculous. Can someone just bash him on the head and tell him to get his head straight? I mean this is really starting to get on my last nerve. MAKE THE DAMN BOY HOKAGE ALREADY AND KILL MADARA FOR BEING A DUNDERHEAD!! Damn these people are stupid.
"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you."-Gandalf
"Huh?"- George W. Bush
"Taco's rule!"-George W. Bush
"You can't change the cards you're dealt, just how you play the hand."- Randy Pausch
"Fuck You."- Dick Cheney
"I believe in what I believe in."- George W. Bush -WTF?!
"When the people reject someone's every existence and then look at that person, their eyes become cold, cold as an ice storm in the deepest winter."-Hiruzen Sarutobi, Sandaime Hokage
"You miss 100 of the shots you don't take." - Wayne Gretzky
"The wise man does once what the fool does finally." - Niccolo Machiavelli
"The people of this clan are all the same. You focus on the trivial, and lose sight of what's most important. Change is impossible, in this fog of ignorance. How can we evolve when regulation is all we know?"- Itachi Uchiha
"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts ... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?" - Itachi Uchiha
"The pain of being alone...is not an easy one to bear..why is it...that I can understand your pain? But...I already have many people who are important to me now...and I can't let you hurt any of them...even if I have to kill you!" - Naruto Uzumaki
"They saved me from the hell of being alone...they acknowledged my existense...that's why they're so important to me..." - Naruto Uzumaki
"I'm not a pervert ... I'm a super pervert!" - Jiraiya
"Peace... Justice... Screw you... you're insane! What about my master?! My sensei!! My friends!! My home?! After everything you've done, you still act like it's for peace?" - Naruto Uzumaki
"If my arms get ripped off, I'll just kick him to death! If my legs get ripped off, I'll just bite him to death! If my head gets ripped off, I'll just stare him to death! If my eyes get ripped off, I'll just curse him to death!" -Naruto Uzumaki
"When people get hurt, they learn to hate... when people hurt others, they become hated and racked with guilt. but knowing that pain allows people to be kind. Pain allows people to grow... and how you grow is up to you." - Jiraiya
"Flooded with anger, I cry tears of blood! The hermit of the legendary sennin! The toad demon of the mysterious Myoboku Montain! The great Jiraiyaaaaaah!" -Jiraiya
"We're both of the same breed, after all ... motives for war are of no concern. Religion, Ideology, Resources, Land, Grudges, Love, or 'A whim ...' No matter how pathetic the reason, it's enough to start a war." - Nagato
"War brings death.. And wounds and pain to both sides. There's nothing harder to accept than the deaths of those you love.. So you believe they could never die.. Especially those who haven't known war.. Like your generation. Dying like trash.. Never ending hatred.. Pain that never heals. That.. is war. Naruto.. This is what you must face. The book.. And you.. It's like someone set this all up. Or maybe.. This is the Hand of the real God." - Nagato
"That was the turning point. Since that day, I've lived a lie: The lie of living. My name, too, was a lie. My personal history, a lie. Nothing but lies. I was sick to death of a world that couldn't be changed. But even in my lies, I refused to give up in despair. But now, this incredible power, it's mine. Well, then..." - Lelouch Vi Britannia
"So, are we having a bad day?! Looks like you missed a chance to go to heaven, Private Kururugi." - Lloyd Asplund
"Even messiahs need to perform miracles if they are to be acknowledged. Therefore, we have to produce our own miracle, don't we?" - Lelouch Vi Britannia
"The true mind can weather all the lies and illusions without being lost. The true heart can touch the poison of hatred without being harmed. Since beginning-less time, darkness thrives in the void, but always yields to purifying light." - A Giant Lion Turtle from Avatar: The Last Airbender
"Prepare yourselves, the bells have tolled! Shelter your weak, your young and your old! Each of you shall pay the final sum! Cry for mercy; the reckoning has come!" - Shade of the Headless Horseman, World of Warcraft
"What is the Power of the King compared to the Power of a God?"- Naruto Uzumaki (EternalKnight219)
"Life is like a stream. You start out in a small spring and end in a large ocean."- EternalKnight219
"FOR ME TO POOP ON!"- Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
"Live well. It is the greatest revenge."- The Talmud
"For the sake of peace one may lie, but peace itself should never be a lie."- The Talmud
"I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of God. I've seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to Balian's head] and here [points to Balian's heart] and what you decide to do every day will make you a good man...or not."- Hospitaller from Kingdom of Heaven
"Peace is a transient thing. It is never permanent, although it can last for a long time. But, even with all of that, it is still something worth fighting for." - Lelouch vi Britannia (EternalKnight219)
"Everyone lies." - Gregory House, M.D.
"Nothing is true. Everything is permitted." - Sabbah
"Men plan and God laughs." - Old Yiddish Proverb
"When you've got it, flaunt it." - Max Bialystock
"God is dead." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead."- God
"An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind."- Gandhi
"There was a Starbucks across from a Starbucks. And that my friends is the end of the universe."- Lewis Black
"Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a ho's place. Amen."- A Pimp Named Slickback
"It doesn't take the most powerful nations on Earth to create the next global conflict. Just the will of a single man." - Vladimir Makarov
"Live well. It is the greatest revenge."- Talmud
"For the sake of peace one may lie, but peace itself should never be a lie." - Talmud
"I would tell you that something ridiculous could be inconcievable, but then the universe would just prove me wrong while flipping me off." - EternalKnight219
"Some yaoi fics are like the bearded lady at the circus, grotesque yet strangely fascinating. Others are like diarrhea, a complete mess that no one wants to ever deal with." - EternalKnight219
"...and thus I walk with angels, gods, and men. The last of my kind. I have guided the next generation towards their destiny and now it is their time to take the reins. I have fought in many conflicts and met many people. I set out to prove that peace through love and understanding is possible; that the world no longer needs people like me. And now that the role of the Sage of Six Paths is complete, I can finally see my family and take my place amongst the legends of the past. For now, humanity can only go one way...forward unto dawn." - Naruto Uzumaki (EternalKnight219)
"That...I...I reject you, and I reject everything you believe. Why do people lie? It isn't only because they struggle against each other, it's also because there is something they're seeking. You now want a world without change. How stagnant, you could hardly call it life. The same as a world of memories, just a world that's closed and completed, that's a place I wouldn't want to live in." -Lelouch vi Britannia
"My name is Lelouch vi Britannia, I am the eldest son of Empress Marianne, the prince who was abandoned by his empire. If anyone wishes to stop me, let them try, if there is anyone who can go beyond my despair." - Lelouch vi Britannia
"The symbols you have looked to for strength are smoldering in ruin. This is what your greed has brought you." - Vladimir Makarov
"The world has been your battlefield. Everywhere you go...the blood of brothers and sons screams out against you. Perhaps you cannot yet hear it, because the soil is not your own. But you will...you will." - Vladimir Makarov
"All warfare is based on deception." - Sun Tzu
"In times of peace, prepare for war." - Latin Proverb
"Sinful? Corrupt? I don't understand your logic. Why must pleasure and sin be connected? Pleasure gotten through evil means could be a sin. But pleasure can also result from good deeds. What kind of philosophy calls pleasure itself a sin?" - Archer (Gilgamesh)
"The path of devotion is a great labor. Do not ever mar it." - Archer (Gilgamesh)
"It is at the moment of death that humanity has value."- Archer (Gilgamesh)
"Conflict is humanity's primal instinct. Eliminating it would mean eliminating humanity itself." - Kirei Kotomine
"You said you would become a martyr for your ideals. In life, you must have been a pure saint. A proud and noble figure, certainly. But who can truly admire the martyr's thorny path? Who dreams of such and ending? A king...the king must be greedier than any other. He must laugh louder and rage harder. He must exemplify the extreme of all things, good and evil. That is why his retainers envy and adore him. And why the flames of aspiration, to be as the king is, can burn within his people. Proud king of chivalry...the righteousness and ideals you bore may indeed have saved your nation once. However, I'm certain you know what became of those who were saved, but left to themselves.You saved them, but you never led them. You never showed them what a king should be. You abandoned your men when they lost their way. Then, alone and untroubled, you followed your own petty ideals. Thus, you are no true king. You are only a little girl, enraptured by the false idol of a king who serves others, but not themselves." - Rider (Iskandar)
"A king must live a grander life than any other's, and stoke his people's feelings of admiration! He who is worthy of all heroes' envy, and he who leads their way, is king! Therefore, the king is not alone. For his will equals that of all his followers together!" - Rider (Iskandar)
"One's true worth shows as hardship increases." - Risei Kotomine
"Uniting dreams beneath a banner of conquest. I praise your efforts at least. But foolish warriors, have you not learned? Dreams disappear when the dreamer awakes. Every last one of them with no exception."- Archer (Gilgamesh)
"To win, but not to destroy; to conquer, but not humiliate: That is what true conquest is!" - Rider (Iskandar)
"In peace, sons bury their fathers. In war, fathers bury their sons."- Herodotus
"Only the dead have seen the end of war."- Plato
"The sinews of war are infinite money."- Cicero
"We should provide in peace what we need in war."- Pubilius Syrus
"If you must break the law, do it to seize power. In all other cases, observe it."- Gaius Julius Caesar
"Deep are the wounds that civil strife inflicts."- Lucan
(This is not in any particular order.)
Escape- Craig Armstrong
Unstoppable- E.S. Posthumus
Nara- E.S. Posthumus
Kouen (Crimson Flames)- Takanashi Yasuharu (Naruto Shippuden OST2)
Kakuzu- Takanashi Yasuharu (Naruto Shippuden OST2)
Himoji- Takanashi Yasuharu (Naruto Shippuden OST2)
Yogensha- Takanashi Yasuharu (Naruto Shippuden OST2)
Hidan- Takanashi Yasuharu (Naruto Shippuden OST2)
Girei- Takanashi Yasuharu (Naruto Shippuden OST2)
Fate of the World- Immediate Music
Lacrimosa Dominae- Immediate Music
Requiem for a Tower- TBD
Carmina Burana: I. O Fortuna- Carl Orff
The Battle- Hans Zimmer (Gladiator OST)
Walls Breached- Harry Gregson Williams (Kingdom of Heaven OST)
The Uruk-hai- Howard Shore (LOTR: The Two Towers OST)
King's Return - Epic Score
They Fought As Legends - Epic Score
Protectors of the Earth - Two Steps From Hell
Archangel - Two Steps From Hell
El Dorado - Two Steps From Hell
Dark Empire - X-Ray Dog
Trinity - Position Music
Dragonborn - Jeremy Soule (Skyrim OST)
The Angels Among Demons - Instrumental Core
Satorius - Position Music
United We Stand, Divided We Fall - Two Steps From Hell
Moving Mountains - Two Steps From Hell
DNA Reactor - Pfeifer Broz. Music
Freefall - Two Steps From Hell
More will be added. PM's of songs would be appreciated.
Oh and by the way, go on www.collegehumor.com and look up the Phantom of the Office. I assure you that you will be well enough entertained.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.- Yeah! Who the fuck in their right mind made Trix specifically for kids? Besides if they give that shit to the rabbit, he would finally die. That shit is deadly!
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
-From Leaf Ranger
this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.
Funny Stuff: Top 60 Most Ghetto Names (reverse order)
Ok this is a challenge from your friendly neighborhood storyteller.
Now in this challenge, Naruto must become Uzukage. Yeah I know there are stories that have this idea in them.
Now, here are the requirements.
There will be two options that you can start with. Before listing these options, I am going to tell what is required for both options.
-pairing is up to author; no yaoi because that wouldn't make sense; fem versions of male characters are allowed; harem recommended, however not required
-must be Super!Smart!Powerful!Naruto fic or at least two of them
Now here are the two options:
1. Naruto is exiled after the Uchiha retreval mission (your choice to make it sucess or failure; also your choice to make Naruto exiled alone or with a pairing partner) and either comes across a rebuit Uzugakure or rebuilds it with the help of others
Requirements for option 1:
-Jiraiya must come in contact with Naruto directly after exile; he also must inform Naruto of heritage and give Naruto inheritance; your decision if you want Jiraiya to keep training him while in exile
-Tsunade must remain hokage
-If sucess and you keep Sasuke in Konoha, Sasuke must not be in consideration for Hokage position; or you could if you wanted to, i don't really care
2. Iruka killed/injured/KO'd by Mizuki and Naruto runs away from Konoha with the Forbidden Scroll
Requirements for option 2:
-Naruto must come across either remains of Uzu, deserted Uzu, or an Uzu that is being rebuilt
-your choice to have any survivors of Uzumaki clan or not
-try not to do cannon Akatsuki (for those who do not know what that means, it means if you are going to use Akatsuki, they must not be after Naruto or have the same goals that they have in the series); preferrable if some members of Akatsuki actually were Uzu nin
-Haku and Zabuza must live; your choice to do Wave mission or not
-Jiraiya or Tsunade or both must come to Uzu before chunin exams; your choice to have them teach Naruto; Naruto must be kage level by time they show up
-Uzugakure must participate in chunin exams and invasion; preferably on side of Konoha
-Naruto's heritage/inheritance must either be revealed in Forbbidden Scroll or by Jiraiya/Tsunade; its up to you whom it is
Well, that's the challenge. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me.
A special thanks to waterblade for being the first to do this challenge!
Naruto X Tenjho Tenge Crossover Challenge
Ok, here's another challenge.
After coming back from rescuing Gaara, Naruto and Jiraiya are ordered by Tsunade to investigate Todo Academy. Smart!Calm!Non-annoying!Non-baka!Naruto
Here are the requirements:
- No yaoi pairings; it just won't make sense
- Any pairing allowed, but I encourage you to not use Naruto X anyone from Naruto
-Naruto must be a master of at least one element; jutsu and manipulation itself
-Naruto also must be either proficient or a master of kenjutsu
-if you want to incorporate Zanpakuto and their powers from Bleach, go ahead
-Akatsuki are permitted to be in the story
There's that challenge. I hope people answer it.
Code Geass X Gundam SEED
Yet another challenge from the mind of the Eternal Knight
Lelouch, after achieving victory in the Black Rebellion and subsequently killing his father, goes into cryogenic stasis and awakens in C.E. 71 (2217 a.t.b.). Once again, Lelouch must don the mask of Zero in order to save the world and the PLANTS from total war.
- if you want to include someone from Lelouch's time in pairing, it can only be Kallen
- once again, no yaoi pairings
- Lelouch must be a crewmember of the Archangel; preferably the ship's cook
- can go into SEED Destiny
- pairing can be with anyone but a man or anyone from CG universe except Kallen, who is allowed to be paired with Lelouch or someone else
- Guren SEITAN and Shinkirou exist
There is that challenge.
Naruto the Lich King - Warcraft x Naruto
Naruto must become the Lich King and rule over the Scourge from Icecrown.
-Can be a revenge on Konoha story
-cannot have Yaoi pairing
-Naruto can be either gender
-can have Elemental Countries part of Azeroth
-you decide everything else
There's that challenge.
If you answered my challenges, or plan on answering my challenges, send me a message.
People who have answered the call of the challenge: