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Joined 06-15-08, id: 1605545, Profile Updated: 01-08-12
Author has written 6 stories for Redwall, Lord of the Rings, Warriors, Ranger's Apprentice, and Harry Potter.

Welcome to the Dark Side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Hello, big wide internet. If by some freakish happening you've stumbled on this page, I really can't tell you how that could've happened. Pretty much all my fics are rotting in forgotness somewhere on the 200th page of their fandom.

Weeeellll... there's really not much to say about me. I like a good sense of humor, like to burn out people's retinas by wearing bright colors, am something of a nutjob, will tease you and make fun of you jokingly if I consider you a friend, is trying to be a more constructive review writer and backpedaling frantically from the days of ZOMG ALL I WRITE IS FLAMES. Do still write flames though. But only on fics I think are abomonations that could be used to torture prisoners of war.

Yeah... so. I am currently fifteen, female, in a high school that I hate because I'm LITERALLY FIVE HOUSES AWAY from being in the district to go to the high school I WANT to go to, live in -censored cause it's none o' your beeswax-

Likes: Chocolate, loud music, rainy days, no school, DRAWING OMFG I LOVE DRAWING AND ART OF ANY KIND, writing, sleeping in late, staying up late watching movies with my just-as-insane-as-me friends.

Favorite bands: Coldplay, Anberlin, Death Cab for Cutie, Taking Back Sunday, Yellowcard, Paramore, The Killers, Relient K, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Three Day's Grace, Escape the Fate, Evanescence, Falling in Reverse, Sum 41 ... and the list goes on and on. My taste in music is very broad and I like pretty much anything, bar one style. COUNTRY. Do not like county.

Favorite books: Oh geez, where to begin. Uhhh... well, Redwall (started reading it when I was like, nine. Fell in love. C'mon, what nine year old DOESN'T love amazingly awesome fuzzy mouse warriors?) Inkheart, Inkspell, and Inkdeath, the Pendragon series, the Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit, Morpheus Road, the Hunger Games, the Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events... and a lot more that I don't feel like listing. I used to really like the Warriors books, but... eh, they're probably the only book series I've ever outgrown. It just kept GOING.

Favorite movies (Wheeeee, THIS is gonna take a while): North and South, How to Train Your Dragon, the Princess Bride, Hook, the Narnia movies (specially the Voyage of the Dawn Treader, even though they changed it a lot from the book), The Harry Potter movies, PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN, Charlie and the Chocolate factory, Pride and Predjudice (Only the A&E or Keira Knightley versions), Independance Day, The Neverending Story II (One was... okay, but two is better), Labyrinth, I Am Legend, Finding Nemo (THE ANIMATION), Tangled, Howl's Moving Castle, Shrek (all of them), Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Coraline, Megamind

Well, folks, that's all. Enjoy the show. (Sweeps random purplish-magenta top hat off head and bows. To thunderous silence.)

Did you know...

1) Kissing is healthy.

2) Bananas are good for period pain.

3) It's good to cry.

4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

6) Lying is actually unhealthy.

7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11) Chocolate will make you feel better.

12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

13) A good friend never judges.

14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

15) Boys aren't worth your tears.

16) We all love surprises.

17) Now...make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH.

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

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Hey Look, That Guy Has Pointy Ears! by Doll-Fin-Chick reviews
INCOMPLETE/ABANDONED***A mistake with floo powder sends our wizards to ME. They will have to save it to get back home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
In Sue's Clothing by Much Ado About Nonny reviews
Serious Sue-fic. When Sues take over Redwall, Snowflower & her friends must go to Salamandastron to save their home. But does Salamandastron hold the answer or does Redwall's salvation lie in the paws of a strange mouse who is more than he appears to be?
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,211 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 8/28/2008
The Mossflower Mary Sue Showdown by Oreramar reviews
The Sues are back! This show brought to you by Kalyn the squirrel and Aelin the otter. This time: the cliches pile up and there's trouble underground. Last time: it's squirrel vs. squirrel times two , and there's plotting in the shadows.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,759 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008
The Definition of Love by A1 reviews
Spoilers for Martin the Warrior. FelldohCelandine, RoseMartin.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,795 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/19/2004
NEVER READ FANFICTION TO HOBBITS! by DARN i lost my ink pen reviews
The Fellowship is trying to settle down for some quality time together when they are interrupted by the arrival of an evil fanfiction. Told from each character's point of view, it contains heavy sarcasm, popcorn, nude elves, and grumpy OCs. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,453 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008
Redmont by storiewriter reviews
A bleak future, a dead fortress, races switching their places. Chosen and Woodlanders. Vindictive rulers and barbaric slaves. All Martin can do is weep, and hope that one day, some day, the light will return. Not Sue-bashing.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,977 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Braces, Muses, and Royalty Sues by Pit Viper of Doom reviews
Kenzie leads her two Muses into Mossflower to once again rid the fandom of yet another Sue. Warning: Twitterpoo ahead. May cause lifelong diabetes and/or heart failure. Warning part two: Don't screw with Kenzie when she has braces on.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
Unfaithful Savior original by warriorfreak reviews
A disease has swept through the Clans, killing out all the males, leaving only the females. Panic strikes until a single tom, Faithpaw, is born. He will save the species. Everyone wants to be the first one he mates with. And he doesn't even want to love.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,369 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Emotion by All The Stars In The Sky reviews
-Then it hits me, and I feel as if my air flow is being blocked, I am struggling to breathe. A collection of one-shots based on certain emotions. Third chapter is up, please R&R!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3743 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Welcome to Warriors High! by SmallStar4Eva reviews
Follow the lives of Dawnfur, Willowbranch, and Flamespirit as they battle through the drama of High School with no help from preppy Leafpool or emo Squirrelflight Meanwhile, Crowfeather struggles through his romance life as Hawkfrost tries to win Leafpool
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007
When Things Get Tough Call 1800CRAZY by House of Eternal Night reviews
Reunder construction. Being redone again. What would happen if you fell from the sky? What would happen if it happened you landed on The Fellowship? And I don’t mean by I mean ON...more inside
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007
Martin's Greatest Challenge So Far by Kelaiah reviews
Random mousemaids are always coming along to comfort Martin about Rose... but what if one of these Sues came along when Martin's already being comforted by another Sue?
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,854 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Martin the Warrior, Gonff the Mousethief - Complete
The Forgotten Family by Blazing Aurora reviews
Alice and Sam thought they were ordinary. But when they were suddenly deposited in the middle of Mirkwood forest as Elfling's, they figured something was up... This is the story of how they found themselves in their true identity. No pairings. Not Mary Su
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,636 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Legolas - Complete
Shades of Grey and Those Caramel Eyes by SmallStar4Eva reviews
Logan's life seems to be good, though painful with out his sister. He's a Brother of Redwall, about to be married, and looking forward to a new life. What he doesn't expect is for a bit of his painful past to resurface, and try to take revenge. PLZ R&R :
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008
Winter's Flowers by warrior4 reviews
Rose is alive, betrothed to Martin, and along with Columbine kidnapped by vermin. Sequel to A Mask and A Song. If this is your first time clicking on this story, please read A Mask and A Song first. Thanks.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,314 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Martin the Warrior, Laterose - Complete
My Tail Leads by warriorfreak reviews
Born with three tails instead of one, Threekit is hated from birth. As he struggles to find acceptance in his Clan and looses the only one he cares about, Threekit slowly realizes he will be hated forever by his Clanmates. C 2008 warriorfreak
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Welcome to Rivendell Mr Anderson by Snodgrass and Winkle reviews
Two is better than one...and when two sisters are combined, nothing can stop them. Sauron sends the Fellowship to modern times, but Barb and Em are there to help. Even when it means leaving home...for Middle Earth. NEW SUM! NOT A MARY SUE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 203,423 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Haldir, Boromir
All Lined Up and Carrying Flowers by Duckweed reviews
Our favorite fire eater defends his family from a host of lovesick young men armed to the teeth with flowers. Oneshot, set before Inkheart.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Roxane, Dustfinger - Complete
From Dusk till coming Dawn by Imaginigma reviews
[Complete]Aragorn and Legolas have woken something that had better been left asleep in the shadows of old. Now it hunts them. It is fast, evil, immortal...and hungry. Will darkness reign over light?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
PPC: Mossflower Division by Bubonic Woodchuck reviews
(INCOMPLETE)(Updated 7-03-04) You have often heard of the horrifying creature called the Mary-Sue, and how not even the strongest beast in Mossflower may resist her wiles. We, the Protectors of the Plot Continuum, have made it our quest to destroy her...
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,029 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 3/16/2004
Cry of Despair Song of Joy by A1 reviews
descent. in hell. decide. climbing. part five SONG OF JOY. /please/ r/r
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/9/2002 - Published: 10/30/2002
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God From the Machine
Companion to 'Crazy Creatures of Mossflower.' Having left the theater to live a normal life, the Abbey dwellers are thrown back into a world of insanity when a strange new menance threatens to burst into their peaceful lives. Darker than Crazy Creatures.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,570 - Published: 2/13/2011
Crazy Creatures of Mossflower reviews
A talk show that the squirrelmaid Milfoil hosts... or TRIES to host... With her annoying friend, the mousemaid Aster. REVISED! Now has actual plot picking up in chapter seven.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 6/18/2008
Disaster Zone reviews
Everything looks innocent in the beginning. Nothing ever really happened to me, until that one year when life blew up in my face... Formerly titled It All Started With Tap Tap Tap
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009 - OC
The Flute Player reviews
What happens when a very snooty flute player comes to a town where he is highly disliked, and worse, one being visited by a Ranger who just so happens to dislike flutes?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Clan of the Air reviews
A newcomer has arrived in by the lake, crashing in the ThunderClan territory, injured. She is a cat from a Clan... a cat with wings.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008
Forest Child reviews
She is old, yet young. Young, yet old. Ever has she dwelt in Fangorn Forest, unaware of the passing of time. Neither elf, man, hobbit, dwarf, or any other race known to Middle Earth, she has now wandered out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.