Author has written 6 stories for Redwall, Lord of the Rings, Warriors, Ranger's Apprentice, and Harry Potter.
Welcome to the Dark Side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?
Hello, big wide internet. If by some freakish happening you've stumbled on this page, I really can't tell you how that could've happened. Pretty much all my fics are rotting in forgotness somewhere on the 200th page of their fandom.
Weeeellll... there's really not much to say about me. I like a good sense of humor, like to burn out people's retinas by wearing bright colors, am something of a nutjob, will tease you and make fun of you jokingly if I consider you a friend, is trying to be a more constructive review writer and backpedaling frantically from the days of ZOMG ALL I WRITE IS FLAMES. Do still write flames though. But only on fics I think are abomonations that could be used to torture prisoners of war.
Yeah... so. I am currently fifteen, female, in a high school that I hate because I'm LITERALLY FIVE HOUSES AWAY from being in the district to go to the high school I WANT to go to, live in -censored cause it's none o' your beeswax-
Likes: Chocolate, loud music, rainy days, no school, DRAWING OMFG I LOVE DRAWING AND ART OF ANY KIND, writing, sleeping in late, staying up late watching movies with my just-as-insane-as-me friends.
Favorite bands: Coldplay, Anberlin, Death Cab for Cutie, Taking Back Sunday, Yellowcard, Paramore, The Killers, Relient K, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Three Day's Grace, Escape the Fate, Evanescence, Falling in Reverse, Sum 41 ... and the list goes on and on. My taste in music is very broad and I like pretty much anything, bar one style. COUNTRY. Do not like county.
Favorite books: Oh geez, where to begin. Uhhh... well, Redwall (started reading it when I was like, nine. Fell in love. C'mon, what nine year old DOESN'T love amazingly awesome fuzzy mouse warriors?) Inkheart, Inkspell, and Inkdeath, the Pendragon series, the Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit, Morpheus Road, the Hunger Games, the Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events... and a lot more that I don't feel like listing. I used to really like the Warriors books, but... eh, they're probably the only book series I've ever outgrown. It just kept GOING.
Favorite movies (Wheeeee, THIS is gonna take a while): North and South, How to Train Your Dragon, the Princess Bride, Hook, the Narnia movies (specially the Voyage of the Dawn Treader, even though they changed it a lot from the book), The Harry Potter movies, PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN, Charlie and the Chocolate factory, Pride and Predjudice (Only the A&E or Keira Knightley versions), Independance Day, The Neverending Story II (One was... okay, but two is better), Labyrinth, I Am Legend, Finding Nemo (THE ANIMATION), Tangled, Howl's Moving Castle, Shrek (all of them), Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Coraline, Megamind
Well, folks, that's all. Enjoy the show. (Sweeps random purplish-magenta top hat off head and bows. To thunderous silence.)
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