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Joined 06-15-08, id: 1606225, Profile Updated: 08-14-12
Author has written 30 stories for Bleach, D.Gray-Man, Gundam 00, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.

NEWS: I'm declaring official retirement. FFnet just doesn't seem like a pleasant place to coexist anymore. Several years back, it was fun. I had fun. It was great, and I'm grateful for all the favourites, alerts and reviews. But all good things must come to an end, so that's what's happening.

I have come across many wonderful people, but what speaks louder is the obnoxious community. Everyone here is a writer, perhaps a little loopy, perhaps with different tastes. But we are all writers, so I can't excuse the arrogance. It is one thing to hold your own opinion, and hold it firmly, but a completely different thing to impose it on others. Respect, please. Your judgement could very well be vastly different from mine, but I'll never stop you because of one of my silly little opinions.

The way some people speak, behave and impose here do not sit well with me, and while the number is not large, it is growing. Mushrooming. And I feel constrained, restricted, by the way I'm being held down by the fear of confronting one of these very intimidating people.

They are still people.

And I will respect that.

But for now, FFnet is a different place from what it used to be. The reason I decided to attempt a stint at writing is fast disappearing down the drain. Things change, I know, and perhaps I'm being naive about it, or maybe I'm just running away from it, but for once I'd like to think I'm walking away as the bigger person from this place.

It's been a totally awesome four years, but the trunk is packed, and I don't regret a thing.

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When Meetings Go On Too Long by Banana Skittle reviews
Random one-shots with some of your fav captains/vice captains and espada. What do the captains/vice-captains do in soul society when they get bored in a meeting? Also includes a quick little ficlet with some espada/the three traitor captains.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Orihime's Essay by Otaku Samurai reviews
We all have a minimal understanding on how Orihime's mind works, but we're all educated on how random it can get at times. So then, how is her writing? Well, we'll all see in this persuasive essay.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Orihime I. - Complete
Spoons by Silver and Opals reviews
You've Been Spooned! No, you have to say it in the AOL voice! Yachiru & friends retaliate against the captains for wasting money when the lieutenants are underpaid. What will they do? Well, with spoons, anything is possible. A lot of OOC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,002 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Yachiru K., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Order In The Court by incandescens reviews
A crossover between Bleach and Phoenix Wright. Not particularly serious. Set after Apollo Justice and during the Soul Society arc.
Crossover - Bleach & Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,400 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
The Bashing of Aizen sama by moonlight.gabriel reviews
The unholy bashing of everyone's favourite evil overlord at the hands of Toshiro and Momo! Show your love for revenge! Slight Hitsuhina
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
PS Do Goldfish Become Hollows? by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
A series of notes featuring Aizen, Gin, Tousen, and their household pets. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Tousen K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
A Perfect Plan by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Hitsugaya learns to relax, Yachiru finds a new partner in crime, and Soi Fong and Renji find out the hard way that one should never trust children.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/14/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Yachiru K. - Complete
The Case Of The Thirteen Captains by incandescens reviews
Captain Shunsui and his faithful ViceCaptain are drawn into a murder investigation. Not particularly serious, and all due homage to Conan Doyle. Set in Soul Society in a vague AUish sort of way.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,028 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Adora by fudgeandbrownies reviews
Ever got tired of your siblings cooing about Dora? R&R to vent your frustrations on her! REPOSTED AFTER EDITING
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
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Turn of Phrase reviews
A collection of drabbles based on common sayings and linguistic puns. Meant to be hilarious.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011
A Wish upon the Stairs reviews
Ichigo and Keigo sit on a flight of stairs outside the principal's office, awaiting detention and regretting everything. Spoilers post-winter war.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Maybe reviews
The Heavenly Guardian is not Hitsugaya Toushirou. We've got it wrong. All wrong. Soul Society is thrown into turmoil as their careful web of lies collapse.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,418 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - M. Hinamori, R. Matsumoto
Pins and Needles reviews
Kenpachi, under orders from Yamamoto, trundles downtown to get a new set of uniform. He soon discovers his greatest fears, much to the amusement of his subordinates
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/1/2011 - K. Zaraki - Complete
The Potato reviews
Tsuna attempts to apologise to his friends for The Laundry Incident by inviting them over for lunch. Little do they know about the impending end of the universe. Sequel to Laundry Day
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
A Rather Large Difference reviews
Yachiru and Hitsugaya bring Matsumoto's mind out of the gutter with something a little less sterile than Dettol. Sequel to Something in Common, T for language
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Yachiru K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Something in Common reviews
Yachiru and Hitsugaya discover they have something in common beyond their lack of height...Matsumoto has a dirty, dirty mind.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Yachiru K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Laundry Day reviews
'Actually,' Yamamoto admitted, 'I have never touched a washing machine in my entire life either.'
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Observations reviews
a compilation of drabbles based on some things I noticed in the series...some things so obvious i bet everyone noticed and some so obscure i had to squint at the page to figure it out.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,875 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008
Glittering Purple Breezes reviews
The main reason as to why the Eleventh Division is constantly either late or absent for all important attendances. Crack, pure crack, read at own risk. Rated K for severe drunkenness and therefore acts of severe stupidity.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
House Rules, behind the scenes reviews
A narrative form of what takes place that fateful morning when Reever-hanchou pens down those sometimes-ludicrous rules and the events that inspire them. Purely entertainment and not to be taken seriously, best read simultaneously with House Rules One
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Reever W. - Complete
Maguro reviews
Tsuna laments the unfortunate coincidence of his name and a certain fish.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Yachiru's Great Christmas Present Quest reviews
Yachiru sets off once again for that annual season of extortion...or so she thinks. collab with espeon16/inspired by notecumdoodle-passing
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Yachiru K. - Complete
Fashion Crisis reviews
Tieria need a new pair of glasses, and nobody's going to stop Allelujah and Setsuna from making Lockon suffer throughout the whole trip. Everyone thinks pink looks good.
Gundam 00 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Tieria - Complete
Yachiru Strikes! :With Matsumoto: reviews
Yachiru returns for the human tradition of Halloween...with Matsumoto. What happens when Hitsugaya-taichou gets dragged in? What does the Soutaichou keep under his bed? Will the Kuchiki Manor ever be the same? Nobody knows, but who cares? -/halloweenfic/-
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Yachiru K., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Letters From HQ reviews
a sequence of letters to Allen written by Cross Marian when he is summoned to hated HQ by force. /semi-inspired by Letters From Iwo Jima/ K for mild language that shouldn't harm your life. yet.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Cross Marian - Complete
An Introductory Guide to Technology reviews
Many have tried; many have failed. Here, now, is the complete or maybe not guide to the obsolete technological wonders of Soul Society. It may reveal hints of whose computer you can and can't hack. But then again, maybe not. The company promises nothing
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
House Rules, by the Very Tortured Reever Wenham reviews
the next 50 rules all must abide by when within HQ, -SEQUEL to House Rules, by Reever Wenham-
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Reever W. - Complete
Something Manly At Last reviews
Byakkun finally gets what he wants: a bankai that isn't pink. FINAL OF THE WHY IS IT PINK TRILOGY IN FOUR PARTS
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Byakuya K. - Complete
The Second Bankai reviews
SEQUEL TO THE FIRST BANKAI a drabble about the time Byakkun achieves bankai again. THIRD OF WHY IS IT PINK TRILOGY IN FOUR PARTS
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Nobody Said It Had Be The Traditional Way reviews
The gotei 13 collaborates with Urahara to achieve miraculous results concerning the soutaichou and bullying on the morning of the first of April just after midnight. happy April Fool's!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
Whoever Santa is, Don't Come Back Next Year reviews
FINALLY UPDATED IM SO SORRY! Urahara runs around seireitei, spreading the news about legendary Santa and forcing everyone to abandon all paperwork and go to sleep, unless of course they want coal under that tree tomorrow morning. merry Christmas everyone!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - K. Urahara
The First Bankai reviews
SEQUEL to THE FIRST SHIKAI, yeps. little drabble about byakkun and his bankai and what happened when he first got it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Byakuya K. - Complete
The First Shikai reviews
just a oneshot drabble about the first time Byakkun attained shikai. -PRODUCT OF BOREDOM, READ AT OWN RISK- oh, rated T for slight pottymouth
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Byakuya K. - Complete
House Rules, by Reever Wenham reviews
50 things the exorcists are no longer allowed to do. DISCLAIMER: I do not, in any way, own D.Gray-man, though I do own the house rules.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Let's go! It's Hullowin! reviews
Yachiru attempts to go trick or treating based on minimal knowledge about the event obtained from Ichigo. happy halloween!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Yachiru K. - Complete
Attagirl! reviews
Yachiru embarks on a conquest to....rob everyone in seireitei of their candy. a bit of aizen OOC but that lasts all of 5 seconds, yeah. please review! i love reading and replying reviews, heh.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Yachiru K. - Complete
Just get out, will you? reviews
matsumoto holds a conversation with her taichou from opposite sides of a door...COMPLETE CRACK i guess.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/22/2008 - R. Matsumoto, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
War? What war? reviews
aizen and co. start a war...or not. complete crack, spoilers for post-SS arc. yups. please R&R!thankyou...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
the game thingie reviews
shinigami discover the technological wonder of the thing called video games. please R&R! my first fic be nice you can tell me how to improve
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,091 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
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