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Joined 06-16-08, id: 1606324, Profile Updated: 05-05-13
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.

21, Female, Australian

Lover of all things tea related and lord of the rings.

Am a fan fiction addict, Have fallen in love with the Hobbit and all things included, which has me writing again.

Oh Thorin, you sexy hunk of man meat you.

I Have a thing against blonde haired and blue eyed men

And think Hugh Jackman is sex on legs. (But honestly, who doesn't think Hugh Jackman is sex on legs.)

Please review, And i will update once a week.

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Road To Rohan by AlmaGemela reviews
Rem swallowed, a tremble shivering through her limbs. Goosebumps were blossoming across her skin, and deep down she knew it had little to do with the chilly water... Girl falls into Middle Earth with a twist: she hates Legolas and wants to leave
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 145,426 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Legolas
A Rose Among the Briars by Mercury Gray reviews
Pressured by his father into a marriage of convenience, Boromir of Gondor is forced to reconsider his views on married life and women in general while his intended tries to come to terms with her own dilemmas. AU Boro/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 248,073 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Boromir
The Light Within by Sherrywine reviews
Under strange circumstances, Gwen Carrick arrives in Middle Earth and is unable to return home. She soon finds her will to endure tested on a dangerous quest to save the only world she has left. Along the way she meets √Čomer, Marshal and future King of Rohan. Their chemistry is explosive, but is it enough to sustain them when duty, conflict, and peril push them apart?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 239,433 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Eomer
It's About Time by Koukla22 reviews
Struggling to adjust after being sent back to the Marauder's time, Hermione finds the love she's always yearned for, but at what cost? If James Potter is the man of her dreams then why can't she stop thinking about his best friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 114,351 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Progression by Clever Lass reviews
Hermione became friends with Professor Snape with hardly any words spoken between them. It started the summer after Voldemort's return... AU after book 5, but containing elements of books 5-7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,152 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
In the Name of Science by True Colours reviews
She called a question...and the forest answered? Caught between a jar-headed marine and a hostile alien, Grace finds her life getting more complicated than a mere science investigation...not that that was so simple itself. Alternate pairing!
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,218 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Grace A., Tsu'tey - Complete
The Obvious Choice by SpSt reviews
After 6th year ends, Hermione is called on to aid Snape in researching new ways to attack the Dark Lord. A story, often humourous, of the Order finally taking the initiative and plotting against Voldemort and the Death Eaters. SSHG. AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,412 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Trapped in History by Rhia Poisson reviews
Zoe's been trapped hundreds of years in the past, in Roman Britain to be specific. Taken in by a village woman, forced to learn Latin and working in the Sarmatian building, Zoe's life has taken an unexpected turn. How would a 21st century girl manage?
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,740 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 7/7/2008
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 4514 - Favs: 3,072 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Barren by Regann reviews
COMPLETE. Hermione takes desperate actions in order to thwart Voldemort. Sometimes, victory must come at any cost. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dwarves, Flames and Circadian Flaws reviews
Leah, an awkward 24 year old Registered Nurse, always believed in helping others. When she is forced into an adventure in a time and place not of her own, it may be time to help herself in the process. Thorin/OC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2013