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Author has written 21 stories for Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Shugo Chara!, Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Yu-Gi-Oh, Merlin, and Harry Potter.
First thing's first, I LOVE getting reviews! Seriously, I don't care if you don't have anything nice to say, I highly appreciate reviews! And, the longer, the better!
Seriously, reviews really make my day! Unless you just say "this is stupid" or "this is terrible" without explaining why (I want to know how to improve! D: ), please review everything you read! * puppy dog eyes *
RANDOM LIST OF STUPIDITY!!
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
see...i wasn't talkin bout me when i said stupid.
now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
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If you could read that put it in your profile.
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
Forget Cookies! The Dark side has Yaoi!
How to know if you are completely obsessed with anime:
1. You start adding Japanese words to your speech. Ex. ne, kuso, nani, kudasai, etc.
2. The source of your speaking Japanese is because you watch the orginal Japanese versions of your fave anime/s, not just the English version.
3. You'd watch anime even though it's in another language that you don't fully or partially understand.
4. You memorize lines from certain characters in both the English AND Japanese versions and then recite them at random moments word for word.
5. You can do the Japanese version with perfect inflection.
6. You yell in a vicious manner at those who insist on using the English pronunciation of anime character's names instead of the original (and you insist CORRECT) Japanese. Example, saying "Oro-chi-MARU" versus "Oro-CHI-maru" (with the rolled r's and everything)
7. You have dreams that you are a character in your favorite anime/s or that you have somehow landed in the anime world.
8. You have erotic dreams that involves one or more of your anime crushes.
9. When you wake up from said dreams, you try to fall asleep again in hopes to continue it or you wish that it was real.
10. You start doing things from your favorite anime/s. For example, you start forming hand signs to execute a jutsu, like in Naruto.
11. Normal guys/girls don't appeal to you anymore. You prefer bishounen/bishoujo with gigantic shimmering eyes and silk-like hair in natural yet outrageous colors like green, white, or purple.
12. You just have to download every anime picture you find on the net, whether it's from anime you know, anime you don't know, or even if it's just fanart.
13. You take snapshots of characters from your fave anime/s, edit it, and make a RPC.
14. You write fanfiction or draw pictures/doujinshi/comic strips or make simple animations/videos about your fave anime/s.
15. You download the theme and ending songs of your fave anime/s and add them to your music player.
16. You actually memorize the words to the theme/ending songs so that you could sing along to it.
17. You collect/buy anything anime; dvds, figurines, plushies, clocks, posters, manga, stickers, cards, anime magazines, mangazines, etc.
18. You'll do anything to watch an episode you missed, even though it's just a parody episode and it's not important to the main plot whatsoever.
19. You cosplay. Go figure.
20. You'll cosplay any character, whether you like 'em or not! Or even from an anime you have never watched!
21. You have a harem which consists of your fave anime guys/girls.
22. You can start a heated debate when someone says that anime is just cartoons and you are on the opposing side. (anime is NOT just cartoons!!)
23. Whenever the time calls for it, you would do a classic anime scene. Ex. sweatdrops, angry veins, depressed blue background (complete with descending black lines), and even flailing around when you get angry, imagining yourself with chibi fangs, red eyes, and having fire burning in the background behind you.
24. When something happens to you or around you, you turn to anime for explainations. Sudden gusts of wind or earthquakes? Hollows are afoot! Suddenly seeing blurs rush past you? That's someone running at superhuman speed like a ninja or maybe even a saiyan! People dying unexplained deaths? Someone probably has a Death Note!
25. When you haven't watched anime for just one day, or even a couple hours, you become a zombie, unfeeling and oblivious to everything around you.
26. When you do watch anime, you still become an unfeeling and oblivious zombie! (while watching it of course)
27. If someone interrupts you, changes the channel, or messes with the tv while you're watching your anime, you become a ravenous, flesh-eating zombie, out to kill whatever, or whoever, stood in between you and your anime!
28. Right now, you're probably laughing at yourself because you have answered yes to most of the signs, which means you are completely obsessed!! Good for you!!!
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'What should ayame say if she woke up and saw she was in bill's body...?')
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
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Put this on your profile if you love NARUTO!!
SasuNaru or SasuSaku?
Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke
Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke
Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura
Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE
When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.
Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke
Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.
Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II
Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.
It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Uchiha-Aki-chou, MaybelleTheRAWRDragon, Chutneyispower (Damn right!), Dark Flame Pheonix (guilty as charged), XxXSand-Jounin-TemariXxX (What better way to spend your day?), Awaii, Luna2986(Done that 5-10 times XD) NatsukileeRKOlover, sasuxnaruluvr101, hopelina
if you are proud to call yourself weird then copy this onto your page!
If you find that listening to music is the best way to come up with new inspiration for a story then copy and paste this onto your page to show that you like to think your stories through!!
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.
It takes 47 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet.
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in your enemies' eyes and RUN!
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
Truth is always stranger then fiction.
I like the insanity but stop the stupidity!
Those that say "Those that say nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door" obviously have never slammed a revolving door into someone or something- ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.
Order is for the stupid, true geniuses live in chaos.
In the end, the world as we know it doesn't exist.
This is not something to be tossed aside lightly... It should be thrown with great force!
Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.
Never knock on Deaths door- ring the doorbell and run away! He really hates that!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
LOOK MA, NO BRAIN!
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!"
Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy.
If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.
That which doesn't kill you will probably try again.
It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.
Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Join the army! Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them!
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.
They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand.
BAD COP! NO DONUTS!
Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!"
Gravity is a myth: the Earth sucks.
I have the Body of a god...Buddha...
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... Then it's hilarious!
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “Damn… That was fun!”
333 I’m only half evil!
Don’t take life too seriously. It isn’t permanent!
I don’t have a drinking problem! I get drunk, I pass out no problem.
Yesterday is another country, borders are now closed.
Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before...
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
Cancer cures smoking.
Constipated people don't give a crap.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Do old men wear boxers or briefs? - Depends.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
I almost had a psychic lover, but they left me before we met.
I bet you $50 I can stop gambling.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of food?
Few women admit their age, few men act it.
Vegetarians taste better.
I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.
So many people...so few comets.
Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comforted.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
You non-conformists are all alike.
Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
Pride is what we have. Pity is what others have.
Forget about world peace . . . visualize using your turn signal.
Sex is like pizza, when it's bad it's still kinda good.
Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
We have enough youth! How about a fountain of intelligence?
Jesus loves you! But everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Spandex: A privilege, not a right.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is.
Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words.
Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
Never visit a doctor who can't keep her office plants alive.
Dyslexics of the world unite!
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
Follow your dream! (Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill.)
Forecast for tonight: dark.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I never got around to it.
I don't get even, I get odder.
If marriage was outlawed only outlaws would have in-laws.
If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies.
Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.
If your nose runs and your feet smell you were probably built upside down.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
"Auntie Em: Hate you; hate Kansas, taking the dog."
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself!
In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday.
Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
I'm not broke I'm just having an out of money experience.
My inferiority complex is not nearly as good as yours.
Ignoring bullshit is wrong. Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good
If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough.
Quantum Mechanics: the stuff dreams are made of.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?
If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain
OK, so what's the speed of dark'?
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Someday we'll look back on all this, and plow into a parked car.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he/she isn't there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing him/her again.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP
A true friend stabs you in the front.
Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it.
I take a simple view of living. It is to keep your eyes open and get on with it.
You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
To some, death may be a blessing, to others, a vice. Me? I think death is a necessity.
They condemn what they do not understand
There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficient methods.
Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on.
What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
The Seven Deadly Sins And How They Can Destroy Your Life
Whether You Believe In The Lord Jesus Christ Or Not
Pride or Vanity: Having extreme pride in oneself or being extremely vain can get you into trouble, prideful people don't like to ask for help and think they are better than other people. This can get you on the bad side of the wrong people. And if you believe in God, it is a huge sin to believe yourself to be better than God, who can do anything he wants. Vanity can also destroy your life, if someone is so self concerned in their looks and something happens their face they would probably commit suicide if the problem could not be fixed.
Envy: To be envious of someone else can also get you into trouble. It clouds your thoughts and makes you incredibly bias, whether it be your best friend's wife to the person across the street's house, envy will never end well.
Gluttony: Gluttony is bad because when you over eat there is a severe chance of gaining weight (unless you exercise, in which case over eating is kind of okay) and this can lead to diseases such as diabetes.
Lust: Lust is bad because, if you are in a relationship, it could cause you to slip up and cheat on your significant other. It can also lead to diseases such as HIV and AIDS, you don't know who has the disease these days, it's not only limited to gay people. People with AIDS will pass it onto their children and any sexual partners and AIDS is an epidemic in Africa.
Anger or Wrath: An obvious one, this one can lead to someone killing someone else just because they said something the other person didn't like. No matter what someone does to someone else, it is not right to kill them. Even if most of the government is corrupt and willing to take money bribes. Don't sink to anyones level.
Greed: Greed is another obvious one, it leads to ambition and ambition, if not treated carefully, can make certain people angry. Greed will also cloud your judgment of what is right, greed can lead to wrongful death. Killing someone just because they are in the way of making more money.
Sloth: Sloth, or laziness, we've all felt it at some point but when laziness builds to sloth, that is when we must try and make an effort to get our lives back on track. If someone is letting sloth take over their life they have no use in society, they are letting the government pay for their needs instead of stepping out of the protective tree they've found their selves in and making their own way in the world. This is when it's okay to have a little bit of pride. You shouldn't be taking money away from the people who eally need it, the government is not made of money and it should go to the people who really need it.
If you agree with this and want to promote awareness, re-post it. It could change someone's life. RE-POST.
Itachi -/ \-
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The ten things you need to know to be a yaoi fan girl.
1. You have read at least 20 yaoi in the last month.
2. You are currently reading or have just read, yaoi.
3. You collect them like they were gold.
4. You learned everything you know about sex from reading yaoi.
5. You have watched all of the Junjou Romantica anime, at least twice.
6. You are planing to, or have, written yaoi fan fiction.
7. You use innocent anime men for your sordid yaoi fan fictions, mostly paired with other innocent anime men.
8. You have a secret collect of yaoi favorites you hide from your friends.
9. You have been reading yaoi for at least 2 years.
10. You have been smirking while reading this, going, yes, yes i have.
FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive
FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away
FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me
FRIENDS: Ask me for my number
FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops
FRIENDS: let me make an idiot of myself in public
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs., and Grandpa by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
OR, "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter