Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
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If you have been on the computer reading countless FanFictions, add this.
92 percent of teenagers would die if abercrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath, add this if you are part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, flareyphoenix, angel-phantom-babii, oh-my-edward.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you think Stephanie Meyer is one of the best writers in existance, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, XxBellaxCullenxX, angel-phantom-babii, oh-my-edward
If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.
If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have ever said ‘cross over to the dark side. We have cookies!’ to someone you know, copy this into your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you belive your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this.
Edward Cullen: Hotter, Spicier, and Sexier than you since 1901
I have read Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse more than 8 times...wow I love those flaming books... and I'm Team Edward 100 percent!
You're laughing at me now because your older than me by mere months... but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? ;-)
Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs(except Edward Cullen of course!!)
If you think Fang is hot, post this!
If you think Iggy is hot, post this!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, post this.
If you are one of those people who sees two reviews and gets excited, post this.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this!
Come over to the good side, we have Edward Cullen and chocolate!
"Beth! Can I borrow 20p? Edward Cullen is over there with a big sign that says '20p and I'll bite you!' Beth turns around and sees nothing. "MWAHAHAHA!", I laugh maniacally.
10 seconds later... "Beth, can I borrow 30p? Edward Cullen is over there with a big sign that says '30p and I'll bite you!' Beth turns and sees nothing. "MWAHAHAHAHA!", I laugh maniacally.
10 seconds later... "Beth, can I borrow 40p? Edward Cullen is over there with a big sign that says '40p and I'll bite you!' Beth turns and sees nothing. And here's me thinking "How stupid can you get?"
Huh... It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both(and I'm looking at you Edward!)
I don't obsess, I think intensely!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy this into your profile.
If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says the characters in Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile.
If you want Bella to become a vampire, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world copy this into your profile (mine is Twilight related! ;-) )
If you've reread Twilight more than 4 times, copy into you profile. (Now it will just say :you know the drill)
If you've ever talked to yourself, you know the drill.
If you think being unique is better than being cool, you know the drill.
If you've ever read past two in the morning, you know the drill.
If you would jump under a speeding train for a date with Edward Cullen, you know the drill.
If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you, you know the drill.
If you think the Twilight series is the best series known to woman...(and possibly man), you know the drill.
You know your addiction to Twilight is lethal when you've added 'Volterra' to your computer's dictionary, if you've done this, you know the drill.
If you think Edward Cullen is sexy/hot/absolutley drop dead gorgeous, you know the drill!
IF YOU LOVE EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN THEN COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!!
If you're absolutley in love with Stephenie Meyer's character Edward, from the Twilight series, you know the drill.
If you think losers hate/don't get Twilight, you know the drill.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball, you know the drill.
If you are counting down the days until Breaking Dawn is released, post this.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, post this.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, post this.
If you've ever asked a very obvious question, post this.
If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I admit it, I'm overly obsessed, but I don't care!;-) )
AACIBD- Addicted to all Cullens including Bella Disorder
AV- Addicted to Vampires
If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight it isn't funny to anyone anymore, post this. (Yes, it is true.)
If you have Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse memorized, post this.If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like,"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biogrophies and physical traits of every charecter in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturri, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you cry everytime you re-read New Moon when Edward leaves Bella (even if you know he would come back!).If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901
OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.
Guys should be like Edward: rich, strong, and hot.
A friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend would be there beside you saying," at least we had fun!"
"A guy gave his girl 12 roses, 11 real, one fake. There was note, and it said, "When the last rose dies, that's when I'll stop loving you."-Unknown
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in God put this in your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or has tried smokng pot.If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a four letter word, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door,copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air,copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
96 percent of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on your page if you're one of the 4 percent who will.
Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
ULTIMATE READING LIST!! (in no particular order) + - personal favorite
1. TWILIGHT - STEPHENIE MEYER +
2. SUMMER OF MY GERMAN SOLDIER - BETTE GREENE
3. JESSICA'S GUIDE TO DATING ON THE DARK SIDE - BETH FANTASKEY +
4. SQUASHED - JOAN BAUER
5. JUST LISTEN - SARAH DESSEN +
6. THE HUNGER GAMES - SUZANNE COLLINS +
7. PRIDE AND PREJUDICE - JANE AUSTEN
8. GENERATION DEAD - DANIEL WATERS
9. VIBES - AMY KATHLEEN RYAN
10. A COMPANY OF SWANS - EVA EBBOTSON
11. TWO-WAY STREET - LAUREN BARNHOLDT +
12. LILY DALE: AWAKENING - WENDY CORSI STAUB
13. GIRL AT SEA - MAUREEN JOHNSON +
14. THE PRETTY ONE - CHERYL KLAM +
15. I'D TELL YOU I LOVE YOU BUT THEN I'D HAVE TO KILL YOU - ALLY CARTER
16. DAIRY QUEEN - CATHERINE MURDOCK +
17. DREAMLAND - SARAH DESSEN
18. THE TRUTH ABOUT FOREVER - SARAH DESSEN +
19. THAT SUMMER - SARAH DESSEN
20. HARRY POTTER - JK ROWLING +
21. SPEAK - LAURIE HALSE ANDERSON +
22. UNWIND- NEAL SHUSTERMAN +
I WILL ADD MORE AS SOON AS I READ THEM. IF YOU HAVE ANY BOOKS YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO READ THEN FEEL FREE TO TELL ME ABOUT THEM!