Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Ouran High School Host Club, Fullmetal Alchemist, Escaflowne, Star Wars, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Peter Pan, Newsies, and Doctor Who.
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Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you
I hear your silence loud and clear
"If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?"
"I wish I was eight again, because all had to do was tag me and I was it"
Children in front seats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?
How can I miss you if you never left?
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, soI MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cybersex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
If you hate stereotypes, copy and paste this on your profile.
"Tell him, 'Fine, there's no way I'm dying before you do, you morally bankrupt colonel with a god complex.'"- Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist (the first anime)
"One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small, and the one that mother gives you don't do anything at all. Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall. And if you go chasing rabbits and you know you're going to fall, tell them a hookah smoking caterpillar has given you a call. Call Alice when she was just small." - From Jefferson Airlplane's song "White Rabbit"
"What happens then? Well, that's the play, and he wouldn't want us to give that away."- "The Ballad of Sweeney Todd" from Steven Sondheim's Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
"I always thought that growing up was something that happens naturally. It turns out that you have to let it. And me? I looks like I'm finally on my way."- JD from Scrubs
"It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live."- Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by JK Rowling
"We're all mad, here."- The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carrol
"'The time has come,' the walrus said, 'to talk of many things. Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings, and why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.'"- excerpt from Lewis Carrol's "The Walrus and the Carpenter"
"If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended: That you have but slumbered here whilst these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme, no more yielding but a dream. Gentles, do not reprehend. If you pardon, we will mend. And as I am an honest Puck, if we have unearned luck, now to 'scape the serpent's tongue, we shall make amends ere long. Else the Puck a liar call. So, goodnight unto you all. Give me your hands if we be friends, and Robin shall restore amends."- Robin Goodfellow, "Puck", from William Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
"When I dream on my own, I'm alone but I ain't lonely. For a dreamer, night's the only time of day."- Jack Kelley from "Newsies"
"To live would be an awfully big adventure."- Peter Pan from JM Barrie's "Peter Pan"
"So that's all I am: rude and not ginger."- The Doctor from "Doctor Who"
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
My Own Sayings
If you tell me I seem immature, I will tell you that you have forgotten how to dream.
I'm sexy, dammit!
Life without dreams is like crossing the street without looking both ways. You'll get hit and you won't be able to deal with it on your own.
Yes, I escape through fantasy, but it's because it's fun. I'm not hiding from anything.