The Blue-Eyed Vampire
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Ok, so as many of you may know, I wrote the original Threes Company, posted on LaTuaCantant101s account, and am almost finished up with the sequel. This was my very first story, and, I'll admit, it wasn't the best. I'm not saying it was bad really, but my writing got a bit weak as I wrote, and reading back on it, I wish i had done many things differently. FYI though,I'm working on another story which is really my main pritority right now, so no,the Threes Company sequel isn't really at the top of my list right now, sorry. Anyway, this story is my second story, and is much better than my first, and is called Two Of A Kind, involving Bella and Jacob having twins, yet one being fathered by Edward. It's not bad, not perfect either, so give it a try if you like that kind of stuff.

So, anyhowzers, my name is Jessica, or Jessi, and I'm in eighth grade living in Orlando, Florida, and yes, honestly do live about ten minutes away from Disney world. The entrance is actually across the street from a McDonalds, Jungle Joes, and Chevys (the resteraunt) which tickles my brain a bit. Yes, I did say it tickles my brain. Anyway I have REALLY blonde, straight hair and eyes that change color from dark blue, light blue or bluish-green. I get a lot of compliments on them though, lol. Along with reading and writing, I love to act, and have been in several plays, including the Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz. My friends would probably describe me as wacky, outgoing, energized, creative and thoughtful. I'll have to ask them what they REALLY think later, ha. Anyway, I'm part Irish, German and just a tad bit Scottish, and, if any of you guys have any clue who this dude is, I'm actually a descendant of Blue Jacket, the white man who was taken captive by Indians and then went on to become a cheif. There's more to it, but I have no clue as 2 the rest XDDD

KK, so I play flute, a bit of guitar, wear jeans pretty much all the time, it drives my mum crazy, lol, I can't dance for crud, and I've been told I'm a pretty alright singer, I just really need to work on breath support. I just started cheerleading the past year, and actually, it's so much fun. What just really irks me is all those people who judge cheerleaders by stereotypes, saying we dress like hookers and only care about our nails and boys. I'll admit, there are some people on my squad like that, yes, but very few. It's really sooo much work. We have practice every day of the week, minus Tuesday. Yes, that includes Sundays. Also, we have to keep our nails really short, and we aren't allowed to paint them, not even clear, and we're not allowed to dye our hair ever, or wear make up whenever we cheer for the football games. It's all really strict, despite what junk you might have been led to beleive. So don't persecute us simply because we're forced to be perky and wave our pom-poms. Let's see you do a roundoff double backhandspring tuck with a shattered ankle. Yes, I've seen it happen. Ok, and that concludes my rant. Sorry, lol!

Anyway, I love ABBA, Boys Like Girls, Cobra Starship, The Fray, Dashboard Confessional, Greenday (No, they are not lame) and many other groups such as that, along w/ Country music. it really gets on my nerves when people say country music is weird, because I've been listening to that stuff since I was like, four. I love Cajun and Italian food, and one of my absoloute favorite restaraunts is Mellow Mushroom :) By birthday is Nov. 4th, I'm afraid of the dark, my favorite animal is a lion, my favorite cookie is an Oreo, my facebook icon is a spork missing 2 prongs in the middle who thinks he's batman, I have a pair of Chuck Taylors, one purple w/ green laces, the other green w/ purple laces that everybody names Barney and Hulk, no joke (No I didn't buy them that way, I just did that) I can talk really really fast sometimes, and I LOVE the color purple. But that's PLENTY information/ random facts about me. Just enjoy my stories, and please review!!

Put your MP3 player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-first is the title. (the one below is from my, TheBlue-EyedVampire, personal playlist. If you do this yourself, use your own playlist!)

Title: If There's Anything That You Want

wouldn't it be nice
daddy frank played the guitar and the french harp
why do we hate
can't buy me love

cowboys and outlaws
standing in the dark
jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
she loves you
before the dark clouds roll away

don't act surprised
love love love
ooh i need your love babe
help i need somebody
i left out in a cloud of tail-lights and dust

paperback writer
he didn't have to wake up
when i find myself in times of trouble
i heard every word you said
i dreamed you paid your dues in Canada

(this is from my old playlist. I need to update this poem, lol!)

A kindergarten teacher told her class to draw a picture, then went around and asked everyone, one by one, what they were drawing. Without looking up, one little girl said, “I'm drawing a picture of God.” “But no one knows what God looks like,” her teacher reminded her. “They will in a minute.”

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Totally awesome quotes

Do not run in the school hall, gliding is more fun.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!

When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes.

Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like flash and then it's gone.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Let's flip a coin: Heads, Quincy and I will be together. Tails, we'll flip again.

Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly. -Exodus 19:5

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

When life throws you lemons...OMG! You're pregnant!

Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible, but that, little children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. -Willy Wonka (I love that movie!)

"Never hire a colorblind electrician."

"If you're good you'll be assigned all the work. If you're really good you'll get out of it."

"Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by."

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."

"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib."

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

"Join the new game that's sweeping the country! It's called "Bureaucracy." Everybody stands in a circle, and the first person to actually do anything loses."

"After all is said and done a hell of a lot more is said than done."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you 'it won't hurt a bit,'and then he catches his hand in the drill."

"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

life, n.: A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100 mortality.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

As we say in Calculus, "Wanna be tangent to my curves?"

I never pirated was donated. By the file fairy. I put a blank CD under my pillow at night... and voila!

Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.

If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad, he should see how bad it is with representation.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Write only if you cannot live without writing. Write only what you alone can write.

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.

You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say.

The act of writing is the act of discovering what you believe.

I never know what I believe about something until I read what I've written on it.

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Please leave your name and number, and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the FBI.

--Disclaimer: Guess what? The reason I'm on fanfiction is because I enjoy writing about someone else's work. Therefore only my plots and not my characters (usually) or universes are mine. Thank you, have a nice day. (And please no suing. It's not like I've got money anyway...)

Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly. -Exodus 19:5

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (OMC! Carlisle!)

Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it all. And then some you don't want. -Daughtry

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns. But those bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again...

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Silent is golden but duck tape is silver -My BFF Amanda

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washer machines.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening.

You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-)

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo

I can resist anything but temptation.

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

One day we're going to look back at this, laugh nervously, then change the subject.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

When life gives you lemons go out & buy vodka-TJ my friends brother

There's too much blood in my caffeine system

As I lay on my bed looking up at the stars I wonder, Where the heck is my ceiling?

Revolving doors hate me

25 reasons I owe my mother

1) My mother taught me to appreciate a good job done (If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up)

2) My mother taught me Religion (You better pray that comes out of the carpet)

3) My mother taught me about time travel (If you don’t straighten up, I’ll knock you into next week)

4) My mother taught me logic (Because I said so, that’s why)

5) My mother taught me more logic (If you fall out of that swing and break your neck you can’t come to the store with me)

6) My mother taught me foresight (Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.)

7) My mother taught me irony (keep crying and I’ll give you something to cry about)

8) My mother taught me about the science of osmosis (shut your mouth and eat your supper)

9) My mother taught me about the weather (that room of yours looks like a tornado went through it)

10) My mother taught me about contortionism (Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck)

11) My mother taught me about stamina (You will sit there until all that spinach is gone)

12)My mother taught me about hypocrisy (I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times, don’t exaggerate)

13) My mother taught me about the circle of life (I brought you into this world and I can take you out)

14) My mother taught me about behavior modification (stop acting like your father)

15) My mother taught me about envy (there are millions of children in the world who don’t have great parents like you do)

16) My mother taught me about anticipation (Just wait until we get home)

17) My mother taught me medical science (If you don’t stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way)

18) My mother taught me about receiving (Your going to get it when we get home)

19) My mother taught me about Esp (put your sweater on, don’t you think I know when your cold)

20) My mother taught me about humor (when that lawnmower cuts off your toes don’t come crying to me)

21) My mother taught me genetics (You’re just like your father)

22) My mother taught me how to grow up (If you don’t eat your vegetables you’ll never grow up)

23) My mother taught me about my roots (Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?)

24) My mother taught me about wisdom (when you get to be my age you’ll understand)

25) and my favorite: My mother taught me about justice (One day you’ll have kids and I hope they’re just like you)


1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

Until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

Right, there’s a 90 probability you’ll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

Stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the


8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

Will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of Jury duty

A True Boyfriend:When she walks away from you mad
Follow her When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong When she ignore's you
Give her your attention When she pull's away
Pull her back When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared
Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a nightWhen she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does When she misses you
she's hurting inside When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

Awww. . .it's so cute. You don't have to re-post it, I just wanted to because I liked it :)

Computer Related Random Things

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
FATAL ERROR: Size of thought exceeds available memory.
My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features. windows: 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1-bit of competition
Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
Runtime error 6D at 417A:32CF: incompetent user.
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.


Funny Chinese Stuff (Sorry If I Offend)

"Asians give the best High-5s!"-(Amber from Band Camp. Idk how this started, it just did)

"Man must wait long time with mouth open for roast duck to fly in." ancient Chinese proverb

Confusius say: Man who eat jelly beans fart in Technicolor

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin

'Out to lunch'- Fortune Cookie Fortune

"Why can't they just put a warning on the outside of a fortune cookie package that you're about to eat paper?"- Me (We had Chinese take-out and I had bitten into the fortune cookie, again, without remembering to take out the fortune inside)

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

To make a fortune cookie funny, just add 'In Bed' to the end of every fortune. Example; 'One of your close friends is seeking your advice. . . . .in bed' (A twisted, but true, idea taken from my friend Bridget's mom)


Random Questions

If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?
Are children who act in 'R' rated moves allowed to see them?
Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?
Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?
Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?
Why do people say ,"you can't have your cake and eat it too" when no one would have a cake if they can't eat it?
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

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Smooth Sailing by Cullens4everandever reviews
Bella and her brother Emmett have worked on a cruise for two years and things are pretty normal. That is until a mysterious green eyed man crashes into her life. Is it possible for this amazing man to fall in love with her? ALL HUMAN! CANON PAIRS! AU AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,185 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
We Did Well by Cullens4everandever reviews
Edward is so protective of Bella, that I can totally see him with daughters. These are just oneshots and ministories of Edward and Bella and their daughters, Lucy and Katie, and son, Mason. Read and find out all about it!. ALL HUMAN! lots of fluff! Yay!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 107,501 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Three's Company by Spot'sGalFrom1899 reviews
Edward and Bella are parents of three!But what about Jacob? He hasn't forgotten about Bella, so what happens when he finds out she isn't dead like everyone thought? Over 50 have this as a favorite! Chapter 20 is up! First Fanfic, R&R. Blondie Story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,272 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Jasper is emo! by Spot'sGalFrom1899 reviews
A random 1-shot of Jasper being emo! A Brunet Story! TOTALLY RANDOM IT WILL SCARE YOU!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3565 - Favs: 2,829 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Triple the trouble! by Bella4Edward reviews
Alice has a vision two months after the wedding that has everyone puzzled. Big and unexpected twists. It gets better as it goes on. The story is better than I can describe. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,819 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
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Two Of A Kind reviews
Set in the time of New Moon, but Edward never came back.Bella is now married to Jacob and is expecting twins!The only problem is, one is fathered by Jacob, while the other is by Edward!This story comepletly defys the laws of science,but is a must read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,365 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Three's Company, The Sequel reviews
Yes, you have found the sequel to the original Three's Company by author 2, me, on La Tua Cantante101. Find out what happens to Cole. Will they get him back, or does Jacob have other plans? Read original first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,725 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008