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Hey guys!! First, I am a christian, second, I am a runner and 3rd, i am a really fun person!! i love to laugh. all the time.
location: the south
What i like to do: run. yeah. thats it.
I'm not like obsessed with books or anything i just though it'd be fun to join this site. I used to be obsessed with twilight, but i'm over it. i've found its a lot easier to have fun and live without being obsessed with something that's not real.
favorite book: the schwa was here
"Nothing but grapes and sunshine...and a big machine that takes out the seeds." lol.
hahahzahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ...laughing my pants off!! lol.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your pants off.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile)
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile..
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.
98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't emo, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you have ever heard of National Talk like a Pirate Day copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (I have done this a lot lol).
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (I'll take Jack off your hands Elizabeth...lol :)
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)
(')This, over here, is my amazing candle. I am lighting it to commerate the deaths of those 32 lives that were lost at Virginia Tech.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I have GREEN SKIN so I Must be a witch
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be a snob
I wear a lot of BLACK, so I MUST be goth.
~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. (Ya'll, stereotyping needs to stop. It's unkind and mean and hurts people's feelings.)
READ IN A DARK ROOM AND ALL ALONE!!
chineese kid is seen down the hall
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
(hands up who actually tried this!)
Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or
it will digest itself. (YUCK!)
The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War 2 killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
(Who was the sadist who discovered this??)
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson".
The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!!
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38
The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: 6,400
The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents! a great king from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS in onehour and your wish will com etrue before your next birthday.
don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
A good or best friend! i think some are kinda harsh!!
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome!
Let's do it again!"
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go,But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun,he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend;
That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother;I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy,
I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors;
I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack,I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror
There are at least two people in this world
At least 15 people in this world
The only reason anyone would ever hate you
A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you
You mean the world to someone.
You are special and unique.
Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
When you make the biggest mistake ever,
When you think the world has turned its back on you
Always remember the compliments you received.
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of you just shut UP!'
2. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: 'Oh no, not now, stupid motion sickness!'
3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
4. Do Tai Chi exercises.
5. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter/penny up your nose.
6. Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go' then sigh and say 'oops!'
7. Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while continually pushing buttons.
8. Holler 'Chutes away!' whenever the elevator descends.
9. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce 'You're one of THEM!' and move to the far corner of the elevator.
10. Burp, and then say 'mmmm...tasty!'
11. Start a sing-along.
12. When there is only one other person in the elevator with you, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
13. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask 'Is that your mobile/cell phone?'
14. Say 'Ding!' at each floor.
15. Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons.
16. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
17. Drop a pen or pencil, and when someone bends down to pick it up, yell 'That's mine!'
18. Bring a chair along.
19. Blow spit bubbles.
20. Announce in a demonic voice: 'I must find a more suitable host body.'
21. Stare at your thumb and say 'I think it's getting larger.'
22. Meow occasionally.
23. Make car noises whenever anyone gets on or off.
24. Get out of the elevator at every floor, say 'Oops!' and get back in.
25. Announce that you have a highly contagious disease.
26. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
27. Make explosion noises whenever anyone pushes a button.
28. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
29. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!'
30. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say: 'Hi Gregg, hows your day been?'
31. Move a desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets in, ask if they have an appointment.
32. Pretend your an air hostess and show the 'passengers' the 'emergancy exits'.
33. Ask 'Did you feel that?'
34. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others 'It's okay, don't panic, they open again!'
36. Call out 'Group hug!' then enforce it.
37. Stop at every floor and yell 'BOOGIES!'
38. Tell people they can't come in because it is reserved.
39. Ask people to move over as Fred doesn't like to be stood on.
40. Push all the buttons in a random order and leave before the doors close.
Try some of these out, you can get some of the funniest looks!
This had me laughing for ages - Please read
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood
Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT
Emo kids have cool hair
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.
The wasting of finite resources is everyone's busness!
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
You're intoxocated by my very presence
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (except for Edward Cullen, of course)
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey!
I don't want no Fanfiction, all I want is bubblegum, bazooka zooka bubblegum!
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out laud?
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8
the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures
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