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Joined 06-16-08, id: 1606800, Profile Updated: 05-29-11
Author has written 11 stories for Final Fantasy VII.

Hi, it's me, ChocoboHead. Yeah, I'm a Zack fan, just if you're wondering. I love punk music and I sketch. I design my own costumes and I help my friends with theirs. I love to write! I'm too addicted to Crisis Core and anime...That's about it, bye!

Me:

I am me and no one else.

I can do a backflip just as good as Zack.

I once saw a cloud that looks like a chocobo

My best friend reminds me of Vincent

My mother acts like Aerith

look a turnip!

Here's an explaination for the strangely shaped thing above this... (read each line like this: first line/ first line)

I can't be you, can I?

Zack does at least three face-plants in Crisis Core

uh...I see a lot of weird things

This individual is really creepy...and my twin brother. (Kidding.)

When ever she doesn't want me to take my time she says "dilly-dally, shilly-shally" even though she's never seen AC

did you notice if you squint at this it looks kinda like a keyhole with a line through it? Or a radish maybe?

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

(feel free to ask me about any of these if you want a good story about a stranger including the diamonte, each of those lines have a different story behind them.)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in FF7 (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Zack Fair or Inuyasha is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Sephiroth's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were day dreaming about your fictionl boyfriend, Mr. Cow. Crazy is when you pee yourself in public and hug your imaginary boyfriend Sanchez for support. Crazy is when your alter egos begin to boss you around and date fictional characters while you are crying in a corner, then you burst into a happy song when someone asks you whats the matter. Crazy is when you are bored you start talking to your alter egos and somehow kill one of the alter egos boyfriend, and now you are hiding from her wrath even though she is in your head. Crazy is obsessing over Edward Elric and marrying him and having make believe smex with him and fangirling over him constantly. Crazy is wandering around London in a Lust cosplay outfit and randomly shouting "RED DAWN" at the top of your lungs in the most crowded places possible. Crazy is when you talk to your stuffed animals continuesly thinking one of them is Edward Elric that turned into a dog. Crazy is when you burst out laughing at nothing in particular in a very quiet room during your final exams. Crazy is when you "legally" re-name yourself Cissnei and run around in a suit and tie saying that you're trying to get back to Midgar. Crazy is when you write up paragraphs like this because you think it's superfun!

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


Save Fluffy!

P.S. I lost my cow about a month ago, I think a group of teenage boys stole it. If you happen to see any trees that happen to be growing cows, let me know. I haven't seen Fluffy in ages!


On a serious note. Cows are cool.

Quotes:

Wait, I know this I know this...you're name is...don't tell me...okay, tell me. ~Dem

I DON'T write Clack, Clip, Clop, OR Click. I don't write anything about bizzarre sound effect at all, I tell you! ~Me.

Clock ~Angela

My name is now Squall, see? I got it changed.~ Mike...er...Squall...

You mispelled Leon. ~me.

AND TOGETHER WE WILL ALL TAKE OVER THE PLANET WITH MAH MOM! ~me. (In front of a bunch of little kids feeding ducks at a lake)

If you thought Kadaj was a woman before he spoke, please raise your hand. ~Bri

If you still thought Kadaj was a woman after he spoke please raise your hand~Me

If you thought Sephiroth was a man...~Leon

Wait, Sephiroth's a DUDE?! ~Leon


Did you just read my whole profile? Thanks! I wasn't sure if anyone did that...go buy a chocobo! (Or rent one, if you can't buy one...)

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A Mutant's Revenge by ShadowKitsune77 reviews
An AU fic about what would happen if Zack had survived. After being saved from a grizzly fate, he was captured by the Shinra and endured further experiments at the hands of Hojo which scared him for life.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 297,485 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Zack F., Aerith G. - Complete
Just Like a Pill by little toy soldiers reviews
What might happen if Zach finds a drunk Macey at a bar? A little trouble. Z/M one-shot
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Zach G., Macey M. - Complete
Pursuit by Suicidal Muffin-chan reviews
Leon wants Cloud, but Cloud is oblivious. Zack gives Leon a makeover to help out, and Cloud falls right for him. But that doesn't mean things are going to be any easier for Leon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,470 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
From Prep to Punk by NicestSpawnOfSatanYouNeverMet reviews
Annabeth loses a bet to Thalia, resulting in Annabeth's worst nightmare. Thalia gives Annabeth a makeover and tries to teach her how to be "punk". Please read and review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Thalia G., Annabeth C. - Complete
Haircuts by Expressive Dissonance reviews
Zack is forced to get a haircut despite his best efforts of avoidance. Real entertainment's hard to come by in a ShinRa-dominated city after all. That's where Zack comes in. Non-yaoi *gasp*
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Final Fantasy 7's Collection of Short Stories by Mischievious Moogle reviews
I've found interesting stories and put the Final Fantasy 7 cast into them. See what hilarious stories they are and what can happen! Warning: Slight OOCness at times!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006
The Haircut by Mallory Lee reviews
Rinoa asks Quistis and Selphie to cut her hair so she can surprise Squall. Rinoa bashing, Chocobo bashing, Tomacco included, LagunaXSquall hints. O.o
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2003
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Starpower! reviews
Upon achieving her dream and winning the traveling role of a lifetime at Loveless Theatre with Reno's help, Aerith discovers that maybe she really can't have her dream and her happiness too. However, Zack thinks different. Was he wrong?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Aerith G., Zack F.
The Grass Is Always Greener reviews
Teenage Aerith and her friends have all attended an all-girls school for almost two years. Of course, that isn't going to stop the Shinra boys from sneeking a social life through the fence. Especially, their leader, IT. Or, shall we just call him Zack?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,737 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Aerith G., Zack F.
Zombie is a Harsh Word reviews
When Zack gets his call back to the Planet a little too early and ends up in his old hometown, he discovers that his old friend still has a bit of a "stalking issue"
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Untitled! reviews
That's the name of Zack's new live television show...the whole staff, the crew, and the show ideas are all FFVII based. Hosted by Zack Fair, Sephiroth, Tifa, Cloud, and Aerith.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,661 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Zack F.
Soldiers' Path reviews
After given a 'Challenge' by Sephiroth, Cloud finds himself back in the close past...but not as 'Cloud.' He wakes up one day and discovers he's in the body of a certain 'old friend'...and that 'old friend' is still in there!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,180 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Cinderella's Dream reviews
Cissnei ends up having to go on a date with Reno for a fundraiser for the company. After hearing Cissnei recollect about her past with the redhead, Aerith intends to make everything perfect for her friend...she even gets Zack to help.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Argento, Reno
The Boy Next Door reviews
Tifa's childhood in Nibelhim...after falling into a gorge and having Cloud jump down after her she begins to see her next door neighbor a little bit differently.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,194 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
How'd That Even Happen? reviews
A bunch of short skits involving Zack, Aerith, Cloud, Tifa, the Turks, Sephiroth, Genesis and the rest of the group. but mostly Zack. With special appearances from Pomegranate Man-Zack's alter ego.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Zack F., Aerith G.
A Safe Haven? reviews
Young Aerith has decided to do some volunteer work at the hospital in Midgar, when one day a certain teen is dragged in all the way from his hometown of Gongaga. Can she put up with him?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,022 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Aerith G., Zack F. - Complete
Crisis Core: Vocabulary Battle reviews
Yeah, when Genesis gets bored, he decides to confuse you all with a monologue, then everyone joins in! Extreme use of strange vocabulary. I did the weird stuff on purpose!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Genesis R. - Complete
Friends Forever? reviews
Zack and Aerith have been living alone together in the Lifestream for quite some time, that is, until Zack finds an old friend in his old age and the twosome become a threesome. Will there be some striving for Aerith's attention?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Aerith G., Zack F.