platowasabore
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Author has written 7 stories for Young Wizards, Twilight, and Glee.

About platowasabore

Age - 16 years old

Real Name- Bronte

Residence- Amherst, Ma.

Gender- Female

Favorite books- Lord of The Flies, fahrenheit 451, all the Harry Potter series, Young Wizard series, Night, 1-800-where-r-u series, Why I Let My Hair Grow Out, The Sarah Dessen books, Vibes, Got Fangs?, Dark Secrets series, Born Confused, Things not seen, Girl 15 series, Story of a Girl, Improper English, Bless Me Ultima, Super 16, Annie on My Mind, Keeping you a secret, Geography club, absolutely anything by Meg Cabot, Dark one's series, etc.

Likes

Reading (duh), fanfics with happy endings, movies, music (any thing by Ani Defranco or Alanis Morisette) , writing, English class, sarcasm, road trips, vacations in general, poker, stand up comedy (listening, not performing), and poetry.

Dislikes

Angst fanfics, Shakespeare, unfinished fanfics, math class, high school in general, stupid people, computers, techno music, any fanfic pairing involving Malfoy, and so much more.

Favorite Pairings

Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter series)

Hermoine/ Ron (Harry Potter series)

Nita/Kit (young wizards series)

Suze/Jesse (mediater series)

Jess/Rob (1-800-where-r-u series)

Kim/Jared (Twilight series)

Bella/Edward (Twilight series)

Jacob/Nessie (Twilight series)

Claire/Quil (Twilight series)

Qoutes:

"Don’t be so humble - you are not that great."

"The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time."

"Faith: not wanting to know what is true."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move."

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is ‘God is crying’. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is ‘Probably because of something you did’."

"You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same."

"If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."

"When they took the Fourth Amendment, I was silent because I don’t deal drugs. When they took the Sixth Amendment, I kept quiet because I know I’m innocent. When they took the Second Amendment, I said nothing because I don’t own a gun. Now they’ve come for the First Amendment, and I can’t say anything at all."

"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins."

"NEW YORK, NY. A man was knocked down by a car and got up uninjured, but lay back down in front of the car when a bystander told him to feign injury in order to collect insurance money. The car rolled forward and crushed him to death."
- Associated Press, 1977

"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?"

"If you lose your temper, you’ve lost the argument."
- Proverb

"Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
- Pancho Villa (1877-1923), last words

"Heav’n hath no rage like love to hatred turn’d, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn’d."

"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government."

"I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying."
- Woody Allen (1935-)

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."

"I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness"

"If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?"

After 9/11, Bush made two statements: "Terrorists hate America because America is a land of freedom and opportunity." and "We intend to attack the root causes of terrorism." ..Sounds like everything is going according to plan.

"Politicians, like diapers, have to be changed frequently - and for the very same reason."

"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." - Claire Wolfe, 101 Things to Do 'Til the Revolution

USA PATRIOT = Useless State-sponsored Action Purporting to Attack Terror while Really Initiating an Oligarchic Takeover

"Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun."

" All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it."

"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put arsenic in your morning coffee.
Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

- Mark Twain

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
- Abba Eban

"There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. it is like falling in love"

The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion. ~Henry Steele Commager

Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost. The only weapon against bad ideas is better ideas. ~Alfred Whitney Griswold, New York Times, 24 February 1959

To reject the word is to reject the human search. ~Max Lerner, 1953, on book purging

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. ~Sigmund Freud, 1933

Wherever they burn books they will also, in the end, burn human beings. ~Heinrich Heine, Almansor, 1823

To choose a good book, look in an inquisitor’s prohibited list. ~John Bikini

"In violence we forget who we are". ~Mary McCarthy

Why are sex and violence always linked? I'm afraid they'll blur together in people's minds - sexandviolence - until we can't tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, "The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex." ~Dick Cavett, 1978

If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. ~Jack Nicholson

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."

"I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent."
Mahatma Gandhi

Do not fear your enemies. The worst they can do is kill you. Do not fear friends. At worst they may betray you. Fear those who do not care; they neither kill nor betray, but betrayal and murder exists because of their silent consent. --Bruno Jasienski (Yasensky)

There is no such thing as an inevitable war. If war comes it will be from failure of human wisdom. --Andrew B. Law

Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty. --Stanislaw J. Lee

Evil is no faceless stranger,
living in a distant neighborhood.
Evil has a wholesome, hometown face,
with merry eyes and an open smile.
Evil walks among us wearing a mask
which looks like all our faces.
--Dean Koontz The Book of Counted Sorrroows

"...There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches. Every minority, be it Baptist/Unitarian, Irish/Italian/Octogenarian/Zan Buddhist, Zionist/Seventh-day Adventist, Women's Lib/ Republican, Mattachine/FourSquareGospel feels it has the will, the right, the duty to douse the kerosene, light the fuse. Every dimwit editor who sees himself as the source of all dreary blanc-mange plain porridge unleavened literature, licks his guillotine and eyes the neck of any author who dares to speak above a whisper or write above a nursery rhyme..." -Ray Bradbury

"You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. ~Roseanne Barr

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. ~Timothy Leary

Marriage is a fine institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Easy is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man. -- Nancy Linn-Desmond

He tricked me into marrying him. He told me he was pregnant. -- Carol Leifer

I need someone really bad… are you really bad?

If You Can't Trust Me With A Choice, How Can You Trust Me With A Child?

Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries

I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. ~Madonna Ciccone

"Not everyone born free and equal, as the Constitution says, but everyone made equal. Each man the image of every other; then all are happy, for there are no mountains to make them cower, to judge themselves against."- Fahrenheit 451

"Somewhere the saving and putting away had to begin again and someone had to do the saving and the keeping, one way or another, in books, in records, in people's heads, any way at all so long as it was safe, free from moths, silverfish, rust and dry-rot, and men with matches."Fahrenheit 451

"There must be something in books, things we can't imagine, to make a woman stay in a burning house; there must be something there. You don't stay for nothing."
- Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451, Part 1

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

Heterosexuality isn't Normal, just common - Derek Jarman

"The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech."

Be The Girl You Are, Not The Doll You're Sold

Little girls made of sugar and spice grow up to be cheesecakes.

I may not be cheap but I am on special this week

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.

An eye for an eye and everyone shall be blind

You must be the change you wish to see in the world

Democrats are Sexy! Who ever heard of a good piece of Elephant?

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. -Gandhi

I am not afraid...I was born to do this. -Joan of Arc

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world - that is the myth of the atomic age - as in being able to remake ourselves. - Gandhi

I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill. -Gandhi

It has always been a mystery to me how men can feel themselves honoured by the humiliation of their fellow beings. -Gandhi

I believe that a man is the strongest soldier for daring to die unarmed. -Gandhi

Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?" ~John Stewart

I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson, from the television show The Simpsons

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss

“Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.”

“Watching you walk out of my life does not make me bitter or cynical about love. But rather makes me realize that if I wanted so much to be with the wrong person how beautiful it will be when the right one comes along.”

“I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak.”

“In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you to get some entertainment out of it”

“No man in his heart is quite so cynical as a well-bred woman”

“Your heart is my piñata.”

“I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.”

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Of course, so does
falling down a flight of stairs.
(Richard Doty, Washington)

Never say die. I've tried, and it doesn't actually make people die.
(Tom McCudden, Durham, N.C.)

It takes a village to raise a child to hate all of the people in the next
village.

The key to someone's heart is never lost: It's just that the locks were
changed 'cause you're some sort of psycho.

Aspire to greatness. But remember that no one ever assassinated a
refrigerator repairman.

You've got to kiss a lot of frogs before you find the prince. But he probably
isn't going to be interested in some frog-kisser.

You can do anything if you want it bad enough. That is why we see so many
people who can fly.

“We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.”

“You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”

“Those who hate most fervently must have once loved deeply; those who want to deny the world must have once embraced what they now set on fire.”

“Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated.”

"If a choice were given him between suffering death and living his early years over again, who would not shudder and choose death?"
-Augustine

Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants. ~Author Unknown

"What is originality? Undetected plagiarism."
-Dean William Ralph Inge

"There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

Nonviolence means avoiding not only external physical violence but also internal violence of spirit. You not only refuse to shoot a man, but you refuse to hate him.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

I was born a woman… I won’t be told how to become one.

I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.

Marriage is a fine institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Fine! I don't believe you exist either

I Fck Anything that Moves - So Don't Fidget

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -- Gloria Steinem

I’m not offended by dumb blonde jokes, because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde. -- Dolly Parton

If you think that people who hate and hit children are mad/sick/stupid/horrible/heartless, copy and paste this on your profile

They say "guns don’t kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled BANG I don’t think you'd kill too many people.

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Yeah, I’m a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet

Because women's work is never done and is underpaid or unpaid or boring or repetitious and we're the first to get fired and what we look like is more important than what we do and if we get raped it's our fault and if we get beaten we must have provoked it and if we raise our voices we're nagging bitches and if we enjoy sex we're nymphos and if we don't we're frigid and if we love women it's because we can't get a "real" man and if we ask our doctor too many questions we're neurotic and/or pushy and if we expect childcare we're selfish and if we stand up for our rights we're aggressive and "unfeminine" and if we don't we're typical weak females and if we want to get married we're out to trap a man and if we don't we're unnatural and because we still can't get an adequate safe contraceptive but men can walk on the moon and if we can't cope or don't want a pregnancy we're made to feel guilty about abortion and...for lots of other reasons we are part of the women's liberation movement. ~Author unknown, quoted in The Torch, 14 September 1987

A woman is like a tea bag. It's only when she's in hot water that you realize how strong she is. ~Attributed to both Eleanor Roosevelt and Carl Sandburg

Men define intelligence, men define usefulness, men tell us what is beautiful, men even tell us what is womanly. ~Sally Kempton

You don't have to signal a social conscience by looking like a frump. Lace knickers won't hasten the holocaust, you can ban the bomb in a feather boa just as well as without, and a mild interest in the length of hemlines doesn't necessarily disqualify you from reading Das Kapital and agreeing with every word. ~Elizabeth Bibesco

"In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman." —Nancy Astor (British Politician)

"In my heart, I think a woman has two choices: either she's a feminist or a masochist." —Gloria Steinem

“We have to be careful in this era of radical feminism, not to emphasize an equality of the sexes that leads women to imitate men to prove their equality. To be equal does not mean you have to be the same.” ~ Eva Burrows

"It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man."
- Scott Elledge, on his retirement as a Professor at Cornell

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die."
- Klingon Proverb, Star Trek

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
Groucho Marx

If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
Robert Graves

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody.
Garry Shandling

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." Charles M. Schulz

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.

Friend: I've changed my mind...
You: Excellent, so does the new one work better?

Man: Hey there, haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and that's why I don't go there anymore.

You: I reckon you'd make a great exchange student.
Friend: Wow, you really think so?
You: Yes, we might be able to exchange you for someone nice.

NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

"Invest in child size dishware...like blues clues or powerpuff girls. Not only will your servings be smaller, you'll be reminded that you're trying to look like you're in 4th grade again."

Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life. ~Phillip C. McGraw

If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies. ~Elmer Rice

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. ~Author Unknown

Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge. ~Don Kardong

You can’t be late until you show up

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me! ~Author Unknown

If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush. ~Dawn French

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. ~George Bernard Shaw

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. ~Author Unknown

Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good. ~Beth McCollister

Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.

A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is better!

When people ask me with a judging undertone just why it is i’m talking to myself, I answer them: “At least, this way, i’m sure that i’m talking to someone as intelligent as myself, which is as hard to find as a decent answer to that ridiculous question.”

Never let the hand you hold, hold you down. ~Author Unknown

I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped! ~Author Unknown

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner. - Lynda Montgomery

Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."

Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, But Aren't:
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"Are you going to come again next time?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'"

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. ~

I’ve never really thought of myself as depressed as much as paralyzed by hope. ~Maria Bamford

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Don't sweat petty things...or pet sweaty things.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Actual Headline: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Isn't it a violation of the Georgia sodomy law for the Supreme Court to have its head up its ass? ~Letter to Playboy magazine, February 1987

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler

That word "lesbian" sounds like a disease. And straight men know because they're sure that they're the cure. ~Denise McCanles

Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole. ~Judy Carter

If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport .

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share. ~Rita Mae Brown

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? --Charles De Gaulle

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. -Robin Williams

All right, Brain, I don't like you... and you don't like me, so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. --Homer Simpson

A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you ,my friend, can kiss my ass.

I slept with a woman on the ship, and afterwards I was thinking, "Am I gaaaay? Am I straaaaight?" And then I realized: I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?

My mom used to give me messages like this: "Ummmmmmm...Scott called...IS HE THE GAY??!!" "Well, God, mom, I don't know if he's the gay...that's a lot of pressure on just one guy. He has to do the parade all by himself! 'I'm here! I'm queer!...I guess I'm the only one.'"

I am not gonna die because some network executive thought I was fat! It's so wrong! It's so wrong that women are asked to live up to this skinny ideal that is totally unattainable. For me to be ten pounds thinner is a full-time job, and I am handing in my notice and walking out the door!!

What I love most about gay men is the way that they are about sex. There is a kind of fun and frivolity that surrounds gay men and their sexuality that is not there for straight men and sex. I think if you're oppressed over who you want to sleep with, when you actually go and do it, you're gonna have a really good time. If you are hated for who you like to fuck, you're gonna kick up your heels and fuck...and it is such an inspiration to watch.

If you're against same sex marriage but you laugh your ass off to Will & Grace, FUCK YOU [holds up middle finger]. You are a hypocrite [pointing, and you're not allowed to pick and choose what you like from our culture, and leave behind the burden of inequality.

I'm very inappropriate, which makes me a problem dinner guest, because at some point during the evening someone inevitably says, "OK, heh heh heh, OK, too much information! Heh heh heh. Don't go there!" I live there. I bought a house there.

I think everyone should go on my diet. It's called the Fuck It Diet. Basically what it is, is if I want to eat something but it has a lot of fat or carbs, I just take a moment, and I go within, and I say "Fuck it" and I eat it. You have to do it 6 times a day. It works really well with the Fuck That Shit Exercise Program.

And especially, especially, don't fuck with vegans. Do not look vegans in the eye. If you get into an argument with a vegan, say "I'm wrong" and run away as fast as you can. Do not fuck with vegans because they will fuck you up...BECAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY.

Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion. A matter of taste, a whim, an eye, a beholder, an opinion, a spin, light crossing the frame, paint, projection. The moment. Context.

The Chippendale's dancers are gay. They're gay. Because there is no such thing as a straight man with visible abdominal muscles. You have to suck cock to get that kind of muscle definition. It doesn't work for women. You know, I tried, OK?

Thank God for gay men. Thank God for gay men, because if it were not for gay men, I would not talk to men at all.

I am so beautiful, sometimes people weep when they see me. And it has nothing to do with what I look like really, it is just that I gave myself the power to say that I am beautiful, and if I could do that, maybe there is hope for them too. And the great divide between the beautiful and the ugly will cease to be. Because we are all what we choose.

"If I were gay, there’d be no closet. You’d never see the closet I came out of. Why? I would have burned it for kindling by the time I was twelve! Because I know, with all certainty in my mind, there’s nothing wrong with being gay and you know it! And there’s nothing wrong with being into chicks if you’re a girl. And there’s nothing wrong with being into all of it…. How awesome would it be to be bisexual? To just walk into a room and go ‘MMMM, ALRIGHT!!!!’" - Henry Rollins

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Oh Father, where art thou? by AlexaCardew reviews
AU: Burt and Elisabeth Hummel divorce shortly after Kurt's ninth birthday. Kurt stays with Elisabeth in Lima, while Burt moves to Texas. When Kurt is seventeen his mother dies and Burt, who has remarried, suddenly has to take care of a son he never really understood and deal with more than a few surprises along the way. Homophobic Burt and Finn. Klaine in later chapters.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,357 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Tears and Tiaras by colfhummel reviews
"My dad took my baby away when he found my tiara collection in my hope chest." Takes Place during "Acafellas".
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
The Heart Which Makes Us by Aki and Tenshi reviews
It is not flesh and blood, but heart which makes us fathers and sons. Different ways Kurt could have come out to Burt. Each chapter is a different AU story. Newest chapter is a crossover with High School Musical.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,735 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H.
Such A Funny Pair by niblettk reviews
A collection of moments from the eyes of Rachel Berry's dads and Kurt Hummel's dad.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
The Sting by xonthefloor reviews
Without even planning it, Puck and Kurt find out that they actually get along when no one is watching. But after sudden twist of events, they'll realize that getting along may not be enough for the two of them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 293,844 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Call For Help by CleosDeath reviews
Kalila Naihovic had never considered herself completely reliable, but evil demons, annoying ghosts and amorous vampires? That was just nonsense. At least, she thought it was. OC/OC. Chap 18. No need to read the series. !ON HIATUS!
Dark Ones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,633 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009
I've Always Known by xLessxThanx3x reviews
A collection of fluffy one shots over Kurt's life, starting at age three, when Burt was fully faced with Kurt's sexuality but still loved and cared for him. T for language. Eventual Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,861 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H.
Move over, Hummel by superninjagurl reviews
There was a slight pause, a moment with no reply, in which Kurt pondered over rolling over and pushing the jock out of bed, but before he got to that point, Puck answered him. "Dude, I've got a boner." / unfinished, but shut down.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,840 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
I'll Be There by The Telepathic Hawk reviews
A fluffy interconnected series of one shots mostly about the relationship between Burt and Kurt Hummel. Puck/Kurt in later chapters. Burt/Carole and Finn/Rachel as well.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,906 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
An Unlikely Angel by The-Jellybaby-Bandit reviews
**SEASON TWO SPOILERS** - Something about Kurt causes Puck concern. So he follows him to keep him safe. Friendship fic for that blossoms into more XD
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,008 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010
Pretty Boy by Midnight's Violet Haze reviews
Kurt's grown up over the last year and Puck's not the only one who's noticed. - A season 2 fic with basically no spoilers except for the nationals location. Light Puckurt. Rated for Puck's language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2010 - [Puck, Kurt H.] - Complete
Puck's Five Ways to Being Gay by Choice reviews
How Puck slowly came accept that he was a total fruit for Kurt Hummel, prissy clothes and all. Written for Scrawl Calibur: one-week, Set VI, Prompt One: Declare.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Make Things Right by previouslysane reviews
Maybe Burt wasn't the most perfect guy in high school. Maybe he was a little bit of a bully. He's changed now, and there's one person he needs to apologize to.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
I've Seen Better by McRaider reviews
When Kurt comes home after several months of trying to get another solo in Glee he announces that he's considering leaving. His father, seriously concerned, asks why and Kurt reveals a history of continous trying and failing. Burt decides to take action.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Crush Object by vcg73 reviews
Kurt has no idea what to do when confronted by a case of unrequited puppy-love.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,028 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
The Littlest Chicken by McRaider reviews
When Kurt gets the chicken pox, Burt is faced with caring for his son, all the while he's coming to terms with devestating news from his wife.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Of Tiaras and Touchdowns by Crawler reviews
Burt knows Kurt is gay, but he wants Kurt to be the one to tell him.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
An Extension of Me by McRaider reviews
Four times Kurt Hummel went to his father, and one time he almost didn't.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Broken by Alice laughed reviews
Claire's mom took their family away shortly after finding out about Quil. The implications of a broken imprint are far reaching and can impact you - body and soul. The bond is deeper than anyone ever realized.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,944 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Yellow Submarine by Deadwoodpecker reviews
Alternate Universe. Two hurting, almost broken people reach toward the sunlight. This story has implied sexual violence and a Ginny who is two years younger than she was in canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 185,947 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Unexpected Win by The Purple Sea Lion reviews
What the heck was his problem? The ass told me to cut my hair, try a little-make-up, and put on pants to hide my butt. Two weeks later he's acting like I'm his sun. I took your advice, now beat it! K/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,036 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Jared, Kim
Transcript A11G: Todd Mintz by VickyVicarious reviews
Todd is interviewed by all of our favorite two Special Agents, and a secret comes out... Oneshot, fits in my TGILverse.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Todd M. - Complete
The Girl I Like Was Struck By Lightning by VickyVicarious reviews
When Lightning Strikes - from Rob's POV. I'm planning on doing the entire series, but who knows how far I'll actually get. Contains dialogue from the book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,028 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Redundancy by charmingly-holly reviews
“Lily, getting you to go out with me is not a challenge. It’s an impossible feat that will only result in death or dismemberment. Or castration, though hopefully you’ll be kind enough to stick with the other options. But I have my doubts.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Help! The Butter Dish is Attacking Me! by charmingly-holly reviews
COMPLETE. Ginny isn't a happy camper. What with a HalfNakedFlyingDwarf following her around, butterdishes and mashed potatoes forming conspiracies against her, and the eminent doom her eyebrows are facing, Valentine's is looking pretty shabby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,969 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Follow in their Footsteps by Snowman1400 reviews
Harry hears strange news after facing V in his 7th year involving Ginny and LJ. Did his parents only marry in order to have Harry, the boy who could bring about the defeat of V? Did they love each other? Will Harry and Ginny have to do the same? DRAMA!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,341 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/26/2004 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Part One, I have Known What Love Is by Paffy reviews
Part 1/7. Ginny's confronts the mess that Tom Riddle left in her life with the aid of a new diary, and a certain black-haired boy who lived - but all does not run smoothly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,953 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2003 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
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Taste of Hate reviews
When Kurt comes home with a black eye Burt is forced to face the memories of the man he used to be.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Parantel Misadventures Cause by Snooping reviews
Four times Burt found unwanted information by going through Kurt's things.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Awkwardness All Around reviews
Everything that lead up to Burt giving a very reluctant Kurt The Talk.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Sucks To Be ME reviews
Around the time that I found myself standing over the silently writhing Jared, the most popular guy in school, on the ground after i just kicked him in the groin one thought made itself most prominent in my mind 'Why me' Kim/Jared
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,972 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Kim, Jared
Butchering Shakespeare reviews
Nita and Kit try out for the school play, A Midsummer Night’s Dream. They both end up stirring up love interests on the set. Involves a jealous Nita, an obsessed Kit and a bunch of high school students butchering Shakespeare. Fluff. N/K
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/8/2008
Thanksgiving Yound Wizards Style reviews
Title explains it all. Pointless and plotless. Might very well be the worst thing i have ever written. I don't even know why I'm posting it. Now that I've so obviously sold you on it, i expect re4views. To talk me out of ever writing again of course.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Insertwonderfullywittytitlehere reviews
Nita attracts attention of the romantic variety from the new boy in class. How does Kit handle this recent development. It's my first fic, be gentle. Will eventually be Nita/Kit. All fluff no action. Complete
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,735 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete