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Joined 06-16-08, id: 1606840, Profile Updated: 11-01-11
Author has written 10 stories for Death Note.

Hi, kids! I'm slowly working my way back into my Death Note stories. Sorry I've been away for so long--mental illness is a bitch!

In other news, I'm looking for one of my old (deleted) stories: Ignorance. If anyone has it, I'd LOVE it if they'd send it over!

Hey you guys! Time for a less depressing profile! I assume everyone knows about my unfortunate circumstances and why they mean that not all my stories are currently present--but if you don't, check the bottom of the profile, and I'll explain there.

Okay, so I'm bahari, I write Death Note fics exclusively--not that I don't like other stuff, but I only have room in my heart for one true love. Death Note is a peculiar fandom, because many many pairings can work really really well, depending on who is writing them. My favorites, however, include LxLight or LightxL (I'm not picky), MelloxMatt, NearxToyRobots (just kidding. mostly.), and BxLight (though that one is twisted beyond words. Get it? 'Beyond' words? Sorry.)

I'm currently a college student (it feels AWESOME to be able to say that) living in glorious, glorious Cali. I've wanted to be here my whole life, and now that I am . . . I'm afraid I'm going to be spending more time on the beach playing and writing fanfiction than I am doing homework. Buuuut we'll see--I'd rather be writing, but that isn't gonna get me a job.

Let's see . . . Oh yes, I'm a girl (just thought you should know), I love snow until after Christmas and then it's just stupid, and I'm almost totally Red. Like that color personality test. Like, 87. If you don't know what I'm talking about, believe me, it's a LOT of red for one little person. I'm into reading, writing, I almost always respond to reviews, I'm majoring in applied mathematics, and I don't totally understand the concepts of natural childbirth, electricity, or the postal service.

So. That about wraps it up, I think. Me in a nutshell. Oh, and I will be reposting most of my stories (though a few will require some heavy editing and I'm not totally sure I'm up to that right now), so don't stress. If you're really missing something, lemme know and I'll do my best to get it online soon.

Explanation for missing stories: My mom wasn't too happy when she found out about me writing this stuff. She had me delete it and everything, as I'm sure you've noticed. And then I was grounded from life (aka computers) for forever. Then I went to college. Moving away from home FTW!

I know these things can be irritating, and you're more than welcome not to read this, but I did it more for my own entertainment than anything else:

Number your FAV Death Note characters 1-12 (no order) then answer questions!

1. L

2. Light

3. B

4. Matt

5. Mello

6. Wammy

7. Ryuk

8. Near

9. Misa

10. Matsuda

11. Naomi

12. Sayu

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Wammy/Naomi, huh? Uh, definitely not. That would almost certainly be awkward.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yep! That's the way I write him, anyways. He's got sort of a cute-but-strong persona going on, and I love his mind as much as anything. I see him with pale skin, dark red hair, green eyes, and freckles.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Sayu got Near pregnant? Hahaha oh man, that would be delightful. I mean, it would obviously be the other way around, and I've seen that done before, actually, but I can't really see it happening in my mind.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Misa. Yeah, absolutely. Not many that were specifically written for her, but there are enough.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Eewwww, what is with these questions instilling horrible images of Wammy/Anyone in my mind?

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Hmmm, Mello/Misa or Mello/Matsuda? Probably the former, but it would likely be graphic hate sex or something.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

That . . . is horrifyingly plausible, IF Light and Sayu had an incestuous relationship. And if Ryuk walked in on them? I guess he'd just laugh, like always.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic

B/Matsuda? The only thing I can think of is that B is slowly working his way through the Kira investigation team, killing right and left, but gets stuck on Matsuda when the guy just can't stop being genuinely cheerful, even when he's been kidnapped by a murderer. I suppose some of Matsu's good nature would be bound to rub off on B—or, at the very least, B would want to keep him around, just to see what he'd do.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

YES. I have seen it. I have even read a little, even though the pairing generally makes my heart just ache a little. And not in a “oh, that's so cute, I wish it were real,” sort of way. The “I may actually be having a real heart attack currently, and that may just be better than reading this pairing.” That said, I have read a few stories with L/Near that worked, but they still aren't my favorite.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Ryuk/Sayu? Are you kidding me? Hmm, I guess I'd name it, “After,” and have it be a story of Ryuk visiting the Yagamis after Light's death.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Hahahah Matt deflower L! Yeah, that sounds like fun. I guess . . . Matt hears L's a virgin and he decides to help him out. Cue drinking, a striptease, and maybe a little coercion!

12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?

Well, first of all, I don't have any friends who read Death Note. Second of all, even if I DID, who in the hell would pair B with a girl? That'd just be . . . like, a waste. I mean, I imagine that B swings both ways (b/c since when has he EVER limited himself?), but a stable relationship with B/Female? I just don't see it happening. Maybe with Naomi? Bleh.

13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?

Nope. Again, no friends that read DN, but I don't really know anyone who writes/draws Naomi.

14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

What is it with all these questions about FRIENDS? Anyways. A Light/Matt/Mello? Mmm, sounds surprisingly hot. Next chapter of Silence, anybody? (Just kidding, I won't do that. At least, not in THAT fic.)

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Eurgh. Um, something fluffy I guess. Something about puppies? Ugh, no, that's not right. Probably the cliched “I love you!” or something.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Near? Haha, that's easy. “Toys in the Attic,” by Aerosmith. That would an AWESOME fic, actually.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

L/Wammy/Sayu? “WARNING: Extreme crack ahead! Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.”

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Matsuda to Light? “Hey, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart . . . Wait, no, I didn't mean that! I'm not a criminal, Light, I swear!!”

19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Okay, lemme get this straight. So L and Misa are in a happy relationship. Okay, so far so good. (I mean, I wouldn't have chosen that, but it's basically the most normal pairing this list has suggested thus far.) So then we have Misa running off with Matt, which . . . okay, I guess I could work that. Misa probably wouldn't be happy with L, and Matt looks a lot like Light, so I can see how she'd get distracted. So now, L, broken-hearted (yeah right!) has a hot one-night stand with Naomi (yes, that could work, though definitely not my style), and a brief unhappy affair with Sayu (okay, whatever, Light would kill him, but fine). Finally, he follows Mello's advice ( . . . sure) and finds true love with Light. Holy. Crap. That could totally, totally happen. I mean, I'm not about to write it or anything, but that whole thing right there would actually work. I especially like the twist where L has his “brief unhappy affair” with Light's sister, then falls in love with Light. God, someone please write this. And as for the title . . . I'm thinking something stupid like “A Light Affair.” (Although that's already a Singaporean speed-dating show, but whatever, that's cool, I guess.)

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Disorder reviews
L's ordinary day is interrupted by a not-so-ordinary disappearance that he's determined to solve. And when it reappears right under his nose? Obviously a personal attack on his detective abilities-time for mystery, revenge and maybe even a little romance!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,914 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - L, Light Y.
Silence reviews
Sequel to Asylum-Light is out of the asylum and slowly, with L's help, he's healing. But there are forces that neither of them can control out there-and those echoes from the past are beginning to haunt them both. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 132,169 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Light Y., L
Ceteris Paribus reviews
The World's Greatest Detective is used to having his own way, used to getting what he wants when he wants it, and, most of all, he's used to winning. And when Kira comes into the picture? Prepare for the battle of the millenium. LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,489 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Light Y., L
Victory and Defeat reviews
L can't help but be intrigued by classmate Light Yagami, and Light can't help himself either-even as Light's mental health deteriorates, they are still drawn together. AU LxLight, 50 sentence prompts.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Okay reviews
Mello has always had a temper and Matt has always been there; but now, with Kira gone and life readjusting to his absence, they're both going to have to find a way to finally just live, without fear and without running. AU MelloxMatt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Matt - Complete
Asylum reviews
Upon recovering his memories of Kira, Raito has a terrible choice to make. What he does choose throws him into a realm of insanity and suddenly it's the God of the New World that needs the rescuing--and L is the only one who can help. LxRaito REPOSTED
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,963 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Solitude reviews
Most people don't get it, but Light understands loneliness--but then, so does L. And when they meet in the Kira case, perhaps they don't have to be so familiar with it anymore. Oneshot LightxL fic, examining Light's past and how they come together.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Fighting Back reviews
Raito's being unusually quiet. L is stereotypically bored, and trying to figure out why Raito, who used to be a great deal of fun to antagonize, is suddenly acting very atypical of himself. LxRaito fluffy oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/16/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Funeral reviews
On the brink of the end of the Kira case--and, incidentally, his own demise--L experiences something that makes him reevaluate his own priorities, and makes him consider if he is really going to die for Justice. LxRaito, Raito POV
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/7/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Gravity reviews
During the case, Raito's world goes supernova--but after these explosions always comes the reverse. Death Note told in 50 sentence prompts--with a twist and a little LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete