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Author has written 1 story for Sherlock.

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Infamia by thisisforyou reviews
COMPLETE! Ancient Roman AU. After his wife's brutal murder, John Watson shuns society and becomes a gladiator. He didn't expect to catch the attention of the Emperor, Sherlock Holmes himself... Johnlock. M for explicit combat scenes. Oh, and smut. Now with a Mystrade sequel, "Velut Praeteritus".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,588 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Academia by AlwaysFidelius reviews
*Secondary school AU* Sherlock Holmes, the class genius, and John Watson, an avid football player, become an unlikely team within the halls of the elite Newcastle School.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,299 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Scandal in Bermuda by SilentWhisper06 reviews
-spoilers for A Scandal in Belgravia-, set directly afterwards. John can't quite get Irene's words out of his head and it's only during an impromptu trip to Bermuda that he works out why. Rated M for later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,811 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Closer Still by Marlboro Blanc reviews
Sequel to Hands On Education. It has been two years since Sherlock left Bakerford and John has resigned himself to the fact he will probably never see the curly haired youth again. But fate it seems, has other ideas.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,651 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Eight Inches that Changed Everything by XistentialAngst reviews
This was written for the Johnlock Gift Exchange put on by johnlockchallenges on tumblr. It's a gift for splendidsparklingfire and the prompt was "breathless in an alleyway". In this story, Lestrade tells John about something he'd once discovered in Sherlock's flat during a drug bust. That little bit of knowledge changes everything. Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Come As You Are by LaSuen reviews
AU. They meet a long time ago when one of them hasn't yet graduated from university and the other is far from being on the side of the angels. One-shot. Sherlock/John. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One Night In Paris by IronicNarwhal reviews
A young army doctor spends a night in Paris with a gorgeous civilian and is reminded that there are other things to live for than war. Set in 1917 France, during World War One.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Once We Had Wings by Lily Winterwood reviews
"Why do our hearts flutter around certain people? Why do we feel a tugging in the depths of our chests? Our wings were identical, feathers of the same pair. They are always struggling to find their other mate." Johnlock. Fusion with the legend behind the Red String of Fate.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Il y a longtemps que je t'aime by eeelastic9 reviews
For fuckyeahjohnlockfanfic's AU fic contest. Based on W. Somerset Maugham's novel, The Painted Veil, Sherlock finds himself married to Doctor John Watson, who volunteers to treat the cholera epidemic in 1920's China. Major spoilers for the book and movie, but not really any for Sherlock. TRIGGER WARNINGS: Major Character Death, Drug Use, Angst, Smut. See A/N for more.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Green by Paimpont reviews
John's girlfriend spends the night, and Sherlock decides that it's time to do something about it. Jealous!Sherlock, S/J slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mehndi by Atlin Merrick reviews
Mine. Yours. Boy Toy: Bracelets on one detective-y wrist. Hot Stuff. Kiss Me. Bite Me: Bracelets on the other. But it was the mehndi swirled all over Sherlock's body that gave John pause. Lots of dry-mouthed pause. And a desire to take the case. *Now.*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,390 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Feather in the Wind by jessa-beth reviews
Two years, ten months, and fourteen days have passed with no contact between them, and John still feels like home. Being close to him again is what makes that sacrifice worth it. Post-TRF. Warning for fluff and character death.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,294 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fear Not by couchbarnacle reviews
Ex-Army Doctor, Fluffy Kitten, Adorable Hedgehog, Three Continents John Watson meets the only person who has ever disapproved of him: Mummy Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bleeding Love by Evenlodes Friend reviews
Sherlock returns from the dead with trepidation. Inspired by the song 'Bleeding Love' by Leona Lewis, and Marie's marvellous painting of the scene of return, '3 Years'. Trying something new, please review. Now complete.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,975 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Strictly Business by milverton reviews
Sherlock and John try out being "friends with benefits." It was nice, for a bit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,935 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Baker Street Wedding by Redderhead reviews
John and Sherlock attend their landlady's wedding and discover a life-changing truth. JOHNLOCK. Rated M for Sexytimes. Please if this is not your thing, don't put yourself through it!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Orchard by DancingGrimm reviews
When a case takes Sherlock to a famous brothel, things don't go to plan, and he unexpectedly meets somebody rather interesting. AU
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,340 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Protective Detective by John Faina reviews
John is upset when Sherlock sends him home while they are on a case. What he figures out is that there was more than one reason for it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Morning after by change-it-all reviews
John and Sherlock's lives are turned upsidown when they wake up handcuffed together outside Buckingham Palace and a video from last nights drunken party is leaked
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,446 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
So Much For This Battle by Anonymous Plume reviews
Unbeknownst to John, he kind of just broke Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Whiskey by jessa-beth reviews
John comes home to 221b Baker Street completely wasted. In his drunken state, John admits his attraction for Sherlock, thoroughly interrupting the case he's working on. Fluffy Johnlock with a bit of smut, hence the M rating .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,182 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Reunion by Everyone Everywhere reviews
Johnlock Reunion Story. Sweet and adorable. All fluff. No smut. Written by Lazarus-James and Ravingredhead.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,902 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sweet Surrender by HamsterCastiel reviews
Omega!verse! Alpha!Sherlock and Omega!John. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have been flatmates for a year, when John goes in a sudden heat four days before his circkle.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,918 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 154 - Published: 3/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Upperclassmen by Dark knightress reviews
University AU/ Sherlock Holmes resident genius is being tutored on a subject he took and passed two years ago. Why? Certainly not because he has a thing for a certain short fellow upperclassmen, because that would just be ridiculous.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock's Man of Endless Mystery by Asterie-Smiles reviews
When Sherlock hears that "love is an endless mystery", he concludes that falling in love would mean he'll never be bored again, and begins an internet dating mission. John follows from date to date, hoping he'll see that his ideal man is closer to home.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times by strangegibbon reviews
A chronicle of Sherlock's formative lap related incidents. Slash, eventual JohnxSherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,103 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The One Who Fell by Lily Winterwood reviews
John Watson is pneumatic. Sherlock Holmes is unattainable. Brave New World AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Give and Take by gilgameshforeternity reviews
Sherlock is a repo man and John has some overdue parts. Sherlock/John, warnings inside. Rated M for slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
This Man's Heart by ellie.hell reviews
In the latter part of the 19th century, a peculiar solitary man from a small village and a doctor disfigured in a war meet, form an unusual friendship, change each other's lives forever and maybe fall a little in love in the process.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,450 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Affectionate Investment by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock and John start to accidentally eat each other's food, and start feeding each other, much to the amusement and shock of their peers. Of course, it all feels natural to them, but one chocolate-covered thing can lead to another... SLASH/FLUFF
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Only One by thequeergiraffe reviews
I tried to imagine what it would be like to love a man like Sherlock and decided it must be pretty sad. One-shot but kinda lengthy . Rated M for smut. John's POV. Post-Reichenbach but nearly spoiler-free.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Blindness gives a vision by IAmNotOneOfThem reviews
Even if Sherlock was born blind, he was able to see. And with this ability, he fell in love with John Watson... Johnlock, slight AU
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Soulmate by farawisa reviews
In a world where everyone has a soulmate, Sherlock Holmes has lived his life, not ever finding his and not wanting to. Then he met John Watson. Sherlock/John Slash Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Through Gates of Horn and Ivory by Handful of Silence reviews
AU. The God of Dreams takes great care with the gift he creates for John Watson. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Something New Entirely by ur boy jack kennedy reviews
Sherlock is seventeen brilliant, John is neither. Warnings for age difference.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,517 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Believe in Sherlock by Tellytubby101 reviews
Follows The Reichenbach Fall. John fights the media and police for Sherlock's sake. Ensemble cast. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,593 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/13/2012 - John W. - Complete
Intellectual Attraction by oppisum reviews
When the subject of Sherlock's virginity comes up, a conversation about a the way he's attracted to people ensues. He confides in John his innermost thoughts with some surprising consequences. Post SiB
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Somewhere Near The Edge by Dark Caustic reviews
Just because the world ended doesn't mean our lives are over. Maybe I need you. A post-apocalyptic story. John/Sherlock Lestrade/Molly
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,089 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
He Will Remember by IronicNarwhal reviews
If John had known it was their last lazy day together, he wouldn't have spent most of it ignoring Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
First Kiss by The Blue Raven reviews
After Sherlock manages to alienate yet another of John's girlfriends, he wants to know what the point of all that kissing is. The answer leads to more kissing. Which leads to other things. Sherlock/John slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Study In Reflexology by Keelywolfe reviews
For all the dangerous situations Sherlock tended to run into with nary a consideration to the risks, it always astonished John how often he managed to escape without a scratch or a bruise. SLASH. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,174 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by wincasters reviews
John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 149 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sleep When I'm Dead by Keelywolfe reviews
Sure, it's all fun and games until someone loses out on his sleep. SLASH. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Trouble Shared by A Benediction reviews
Or: The Many Ways In Which John Watson Rescues Sherlock Holmes From His Own Idiocy. As we join the boys, Sherlock has sustained an embarrassing injury which only John can treat. Things can only get worse - in a funny, hurt-comfort-sick-fic kind of way!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,091 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Nemesis by thisisforyou reviews
AU. Doctor John Watson was the only man who ever challenged him, the only man who could defeat him and make him feel alive. It just goes to show - we need our enemies more than we need our friends. Sherlock/John. Inspired by the film, "Megamind".
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,069 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Homecoming by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 158 - Published: 1/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Finding John by IronicNarwhal reviews
Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 124 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Life In Technicolor by Heart Torn Out reviews
AU Sherlock and John meet in school. Snippets of their life after that through the years. Ends with a slightly different ASiP.Slash! Johnlock and Mystrade in the left-field, though not as big of a thing. It's cute, ok?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Guilty Man by Jennistar1 reviews
SPOILERS FOR ALL EPISODES. Sherlock goes to Mycroft for assistance and they settle some scores.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Waiting For John by LadyNyxRavus reviews
Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Oneshot: Captain John by thegoodpill reviews
John knows how much Sherlock likes it when he's ordering around. He's going to use it against him. For his own pleasure.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Point Blank by PrettyArbitrary reviews
John still knows where he is, in a dimly-lit lab out of a Michael Crichton novel, but damned if that rattling noise doesn't remind him of gunfire in a hot zone, and the spots flooding his eyes are sun on the desert, burning his retinas. Spoilers for HOUN
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Price of Fame by Lastew reviews
Written for a prompt: Now that John and Sherlock are an internet phenomenon, fan sites devoted to them are cropping up. What happens when they find a few? And how will they react to fan fiction that pairs them together? Pre-slash to slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,460 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Intolerable Ludicrous Incredible by gwenweybourne reviews
Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Can't Be His Boyfriend by sorrowsofyore reviews
In which Sherlock has himself a doctor and Lestrade is just befuddled by it all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Do the Puzzle, Sherlock by DonLambert reviews
It's New Years Eve, and John's made a resolution to tell Sherlock how he feels about him. And if there's one thing the detective loves, it's a puzzle. Slash, fairly fluffy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Think I've Come A Long Long Way by Arwen Jade Kenobi reviews
One year after John is killed Sherlock starts to wonder whether John has actually gone anywhere. John/Sherlock, Mycroft/Lestrade
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,838 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ulysses and other tales by Moranion reviews
Sherlock thinks he knows the world, but years pass and the journey is long, and John Watson will always remain a mistery. S/J. Warnings: non-explicit sex, spoilers for The Scandal in Belgravia, brief discussion of theoretical incest. I own nothing.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,905 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Redivivus by cathedral carver reviews
There are so many different ways to die. Written for the 2011 Holmestice December Fest.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One Heart Walking by sorion reviews
He does have a heart. And it's walking around right in front of him. Sherlock/John. COMPLETED!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,994 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not the Slightest Folly by Lawliet's Angel reviews
"No, Sherlock," John interrupted. "I understand that it's a hedgehog. I'm thrilled that you've found something to talk to that actually has working ears. What I fail to comprehend is why you've chosen the animal equivalent of a cactus." Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Baby It's Cold Outside by Sherlockian reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Sherlock has John join him on an investigation in the countryside. John never thought they'd get snowed in. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,877 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
This Christmas by RemyDico5 reviews
John tries to get Sherlock into the Christmas Spirit
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,488 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Christmas Soldier by Evenlodes Friend reviews
John is unexpectedly invited to share Christmas with Sherlock's family. But the seasonal celebrations bring back difficult memories for them both. This is my attempt to understand something of the damage that binds these two men together.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,668 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In the Clearing by AGirloftheSouth reviews
John is diagnosed with a life-threatening illness. Sherlock and he deal with it and its after effects.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,598 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
What Wouldn't I Do For You? by Lastew reviews
If Sherlock were in danger, what would John do to rescue him? And what does that say about John?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,573 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Words Within by JessamyGriffith reviews
The words never come easily to Sherlock, John supposes. The right words never do come easily. They are earned, paid with the heavy gold of shared emotions, experiences, touches given and received. John knows. He hears the word in Sherlock's every action.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In Which There Are Kittens by StoneWingedAngel reviews
"Sherlock, I can't have been out more than an hour – how on earth have you managed to procure half a dozen kittens in that space of time?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Mirror of Erised by missilemuse reviews
Mycroft finds the Mirror of Erised; and a convenient sample group. Enter Sherlock and Co.! So what's your heart's deepest desire? The Mirror of Erised which features in HP book 1 shows 'the deepest,most desperate desire of our heart.' Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Complete
The Poem by Mariposa en Arrullo reviews
High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,659 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Our Mutual Sofa by mattsloved1 reviews
John is settled quite comfortably on the sofa one snowy day. A battle of wills ensues when Sherlock commands him to share.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Art of Persuasion by Lastew reviews
Sherlock sketching John on a boring afternoon.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Realizations by j'ecrive.en.anglais reviews
John/Sherlock; how each character reacts when they find out. So far; Sherlock, Anderson, not!Anthea, Mycroft, Harry, John's mum, Molly, Lestrade, and 2 receptionists at the clinic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,785 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
A World Upended by SfumatoSoup reviews
John is relentlessly pursued by a coworker, which all leads to an inevitable revelation by Sherlock. How will John react to this? Sherlock/John Slash complete .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 74,487 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The One I Need by KathAdrian reviews
AU HOGWARTS. Hotson & Mystrade. John and Sherlock have been friends since their first day in school, but when John begins to feel that friendship isn't enough things get complicated. Set during their sixth year. And now a prequel: Stay where I can see you
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,543 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Perfect Duality by SfumatoSoup reviews
Sherlock and John work in Limbo. The Plague is rampant Upland, and they must find the perpetrator. All the while, John struggles to hide his infatuation with Sherlock, while Sherlock tries to pry it out of him.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,865 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fifth Time's the Charm by Eligh reviews
Sherlock is head over heels in love with John, but John gives him such mixed signals. John: here's a hint. Straight men do not get aroused when kissing their flatmates. Very M, slash, you know the drill.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
For Ourselves by ScopesMonkey reviews
John and Sherlock run into some of John's old army mates whose prejudices test Sherlock's patience.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Detective Bride by fireheart93 reviews
A remix of The Princess Bride. Heroes. Detectives. Psychopaths. Show downs. True Love. - Not just your basic, average, every day, ordinary, run-of-the-mill, ho-hum fairy tale. Based on the book and film by William Goldman.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,293 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chocolate With Spiky Bits by meggie272 reviews
Sherlock analyses John's feelings for him and is infuriatingly accurate. Mild John/Sherlock slash, a tad of swearing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
For People and Things by AGirloftheSouth reviews
Set after the events in Will the Wind Ever Remember, after a fight with Sherlock John hears from another old friend. Sherlock is not happy about it. Rated M for language.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,278 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Come To Morning by sunnryder reviews
LOTR Fusion. John Watson was a Shire Hobbit, born and bred, and he was terrible at it. Until Sherlock. Now he's running around Middle Earth trying to stop a killer, and avoid Mycroft's schemes, while pretending he wasn't half mad in love with the Elf.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Two Truths and a Lie by Mariposa en Arrullo reviews
John and Sherlock play a game, and John gets confused. So does Sherlock. Sherlock/John, rated for smut in later chapters!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Never Have I Ever by Hannelore-Grace reviews
In which the Yarders, Sherlock, and John play the time-honored drinking game.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Secret Sin by An End Has A Start reviews
You know it’s wrong when it’s kept a secret. That’s how Bella felt anyway about the new relationship with her step-brother. All Human. Bella's POV of My Guilty Pleasure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,000 - Reviews: 3323 - Favs: 2,746 - Follows: 2,904 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Path of Most Resistance by Blue Tears reviews
AU based on The Adjustment Bureau: According to The Plan, John is meant to be with Sarah. As John's caseworker, it is Sherlock's job to ensure this happens. But John is full of surprises. SH/JW Knowledge of Film Unnecessary
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,668 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Relation or relationship by Stormy Bella reviews
Bella go to Forks and lives with her adopted uncle, Edward. She fell in love with Edward, and he her. When society scold upon them, would this love be worth it, or would Jacob be the better choice? First fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,308 - Reviews: 4199 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Too Ignorant To Notice by HiM'e'iTSu reviews
John had never wanted to be a part of a matchmaker's plan. He had never imagined himself as a 'main target' of a such plan. But maybe, just maybe, it'll turn out fine in the end...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Doctor, Doctor Give Me the News by wellgoshsh reviews
And the worst part, the absolutely irrevocably undeniably worst part, its working. Sequel to A Medical Concern.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Question of Identity by VolceVoice reviews
The observations of a brilliant, amnesiac murder witness force John to rethink his assumptions about Sherlock, himself, and the definition of love. Meanwhile, a murderer is still on the loose . . .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,432 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pardon my French by Archea reviews
Sherlock's closet Jekyll surfaces when he's had a drink, making him tenderly garrulous with John. It's all fine - or would be if Sherlock's subconscious let him speak English on these occasions. S/J slash, part of my Language Kink Series.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
While You Were Gone by Jenny0719 reviews
Upon returning to Forks, Edward quickly learns that trying to remove supernatural forces from Bella's life by leaving was in vain. She's undergone a transformation that he couldn't have even imagined. AU Part 2 coming soon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,645 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Civil Conversations and Surveillance by Nightengale reviews
"Oh dear, you like him." Mycroft leans back, laying his free hand on the arm of the chair. "And he does not like you… at least not how you'd prefer him to." -Mycroft helps Sherlock with a certain John Watson problem-
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Attempts by Lit My Cig With Your Pain reviews
John tries to love Sherlock the way Sherlock loves him, but their hands don't always fit together the same way. They attempt to manage anyway, until the unthinkable happens. One-Shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Best Mate by niffler09 reviews
When Sherlock loses his skull to Mrs Hudson again John helps him fetch it back under the condition that he gets something in return: a date. Sherlock is not happy. Basically a Sherlockian version of The Frog Prince but without amphibians or magic.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 168 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sunburn by ur boy jack kennedy reviews
Sherlock and John. Deserted Island.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Legacy by Handful of Silence reviews
Magic!AU. John Watson is an ancient Warlock in the 21st Century. It was only a matter of time before Sherlock found out, whether he wanted him to or not. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,225 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 4,170 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twelfth Night, or What You Will by Cryptic Nymph reviews
A Shakespeare-Sherlock adaptation. T for infrequent language, some Sherlock OOC moments, just a bit of fun for when I'm supposed to be revising. I don't own Twelfth Night or Sherlock or there'd be much more Sherlock/John love...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,623 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Giving Man by NateintheAttic reviews
John/Sherlock. Once, there was a giving man...and he loved an extraordinary man. From the prompt: John is the Giving Tree.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Stages of an Overture by endsoftime reviews
In which Holmes is incapable of understanding emotion, Mycroft is frequently aggravated, and John Watson never backs down from a challenge, imaginary or otherwise. Eventual lemons.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,898 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4952 - Favs: 11,396 - Follows: 1,281 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of scars and other demons by Moranion reviews
Sherlock has a scar. In fact, he has several, but he won't show them to John./slash S/J - Disclaimer: I don't own characters of Sherlock. the quote about scars belongs to immortal Leonard Cohen
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/10/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Great Dating Game by DaUglyChibi reviews
Sherlock decides John must be taken off the market. He will do this on his own terms and without John knowing. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,464 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Remember Me by An End Has A Start reviews
Edward has to raise his three kids alone after his wife dies. Little does he know that she plans on helping him out every step of the way. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,707 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If Not For You by Lucy'sDaydreams reviews
Coming home wounded, staggering under the weight of broken ribs and split, jagged flesh pinched together with his violinist's fingers, Holmes bled and Watson could not keep his hands off him.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Not Without Me by Jennistar1 reviews
Halfway through Sherlock's Great Hiatus, Mycroft comes to him with the news that John has died. But all is not what it seems…
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Mile in His Shoes by Determamfidd reviews
Written for a prompt on the LJ community sherlockbbc fic. When a mysterious pendant turns up in the middle of a blazing row between Sherlock and John, they end up literally getting under the other's skin.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,564 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Finding Your Way Back Home by Jesse-Kips reviews
This is the sequel to my previous fic, Three Years Gone. Sherlock has returned from his three years away, and now he has to try and reclaim his life and his previous relationship with John.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 142 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Princes and Knights by Semyr reviews
COMPLETE When John Watson left his hometown for the capital of Baker Kingdom, hoping to become a Royal Knight, he had no idea that he'd find so much more there than a title; namely evil poisoners, damsels in not-quite-distress and a reason to live. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,282 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Bit Backwards by p.r. fox reviews
Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Your Words Are Gelignite by A Touch of Insanity reviews
"I'll tell you what, babe - I'll let you go. Both of you even. If you shoot your pet."/ Set precisely after TGG. Moriarty gives an ultimatum. Sherlock makes a confession and does what he must. John loses himself somewhere between truth and lie. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,917 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/30/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Dreaming of you by jemster23 reviews
When critic Bella is roped into interviewing Hollywood actor Edward Cullen, he is anything but the arrogant star she expected him to be.Even more surprising is the fact that he genuinely seems to like her.Is it too good to be true or can dreams come true?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,905 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Frostbite by sdrawkcabemdaer5 reviews
John and Sherlock are trapped for the night in the cold and have to share body heat to stay warm. Mild slash, mostly fluffy.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Landlady, Housekeeper, Matchmaker by sdrawkcabemdaer5 reviews
Mrs. Hudson decides to play matchmaker for her tenants. Mrs. Hudson's pov. John/Sherlock, very light slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Private Journal of Dr John Watson by electrickpurple reviews
John decides to disclose some highly personal information concerning him and the eponymous Sherlock - meant for his eyes only. M-rated, Sherlock/John slash. NB: Complete! Sequel in progress.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,282 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Deceiving Appearances by Blind Author reviews
Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/2/2010 - John W. - Complete
Pavlov's Remote by lillyankh reviews
John finds an interesting way to stop Sherlock being rude. Lestrade is suitably disturbed by this. John/Sherlock, mild sexual content, written for a prompt.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/21/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
How to Entertain your Cellmate by InsaneMelon reviews
One-Shot: Sherlock finally crosses the line and now he and John have to spent the night in a jail cell. John is annoyed while Sherlock's bored with nothing to entertain him - except his fellow cellmate of course... SLASH Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Flag Me Down by Blue-Collarward Contest reviews
Bella is striving to succeed at her new job, but her efforts are complicated by one cocky, drop-dead gorgeous road construction worker who seems determined to make her late for work.e
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Great Game by Lizzy0305 reviews
This is my version about how i would finish "The Great Game".One chapter,three parts: "At the pool", "The alley interlude" and "Safe and sound at home".Rated M for part 2-3 which contains explicit man/man sex and other yummy slashy things.Shwatsonlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/31/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry Or Fighting Over John Watson by Jessa7 reviews
Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 96 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Weep Little Lion Man by ZabellaCookie reviews
It's all so confusing. So shameful. So wrong, and so very, very hopeless. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love Song by elusivetwilight reviews
She was his, and when he left, he took more than himself away from her. She never moved on, and lived a quiet anonymity; until one afternoon she turned on the radio, and heard her very own love song. FGB auction win. AHAU E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,725 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Say It, Out Loud by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
I don't expect my boyfriend to make some grand speech saying he promises to love me every single day of forever. Just that he loves me. And maybe the forever part. If he wants to add the 'every single day' line, I wouldn't be opposed. AH. O/S for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 172 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 231 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 308 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Be Mine by TallulahBelle reviews
AH/AU Bella Swan is very anti-Valentine's Day, but what happens when a secret admirer is persistent in making her his? It's going to be a day that she'll never forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,866 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 246 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Exhibiting Behaviors by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Bella and Edward are rivals in college, but will the tension finally crack when they spend a little time alone? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,015 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Terribly Poor Understanding of Love by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Holmes/Watson. Really good justifications for adultery.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
A slight case of Misunderstanding by Taleya reviews
Kmeme prompt! Watson is in love, Holmes is an ass and Watson throws a snit. No particular verse, but my heart is forever StrandyBrett.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,366 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Chunky Monkey by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Will a chance meeting with an old friend and a pint of Chunky Monkey make Bella's day better or worse? One-shot, AH, M for language and a big, huge lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Cup of Chunky Peanut Butter by jennlynnfs reviews
WINNER for the AwkWard Contest. With best friend Angela moving forward in her relationship with Ben, Bella feels she's being left behind. She tries to remedy the situation by going for Edward Cullen, but being inexperienced makes for awkward situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 238 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Knows Nothing by likehoney reviews
Awkward Edward at his finest. He can't read. Still a panty dropperward. Bella gives good book. Shes a librarian. No fluff but slightly sweet. Like lemonade. Love truly knows nothing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,528 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Edward, Bella
Trust in Layers by socact reviews
Bella heads to a ski slope with her class for the first time ever. While she struggles with the impending disaster, a mysterious stranger shows her the meaning of facing your fears, of letting go. And maybe something more. O/S for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blindsided by theladyingrey42 reviews
Awkward, self-conscious Bella distracts herself from the torments of high school gym class by watching the adorable if painfully shy new kid, Edward. A cruel prank finally gives them a chance to get to know one other. For the TwiFans for Haiti compilation
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 688 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Valentine by ForMyValentineTwilight reviews
Bella receives a special valentine from an anonymous sender each year from the time she was four years old. After 18 years, she finally gets to meet her mysterious valentine giver.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Covetous Hallways by LaraIsAwkward reviews
Someone once said, you can’t help who you fall in love with. Another said, love conquers all. Will these statements remain true when one half of the equation is inhuman and the other is mortal?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Isabella by wtvoc reviews
He said "always". She wasn't so sure. All-human. M for language. All the usual angst applies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,153 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sensitivity to Initial Conditions by giselle-lx reviews
Sensitivity to Initial Conditions-chaos theory : "An arbitrarily small perturbation of the current trajectory may lead to significantly different future behavior." Pre-Twilight AU. NO canon pairings. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Russian Roulette by readingmama reviews
FIRST PLACE WINNER 'Kill a Cullen Contest'. Six Friends sit in a room and pass around a gun, who will make it out alive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
The Twilight Saga: LKE SRSLY by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Entry for the Most Craptastic Story contest. The Twilight Saga, done completely in LOLspeak.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Acceptance by CodeForConfession reviews
How far will Edward go to gain acceptance with his classmates? For one classmate in particular? AH/AU One-shot written for Miztrezboo's birthday. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Beauty and The Geek by vixen1836 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'll Kill You Tomorrow, My Queen by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 176 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Pit by ebhg reviews
When Bella transfers to Forks High, she is short the required Performing Arts and PE credits. Marching Band was never a part of her plans, but after meeting Edward Cullen, it was the best thing she ever did. AH, written for OaC's Googleward Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,433 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Undefinable Relationship by formerlyknownasone reviews
Bella can't seem to define what her relationship with Edward is. AU/All Human. Written for the 'When Love Was New' Contest.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Queen of Hearts by stella luna sky reviews
Nominated for a Spring 2010 Eddie. Bella Swan learns the meaning of love through the loss of the same. Rated M for language and adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 191 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
Right Here, Right Now by PassionforTwilight reviews
This is a one-shot out-take from the multi-chaptered story, "Nice Catch". LEMON. ExB - AU New Moon. Edward and Bella's undying love finally reaches a boiling point. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella and The Haunted Wood by ebhg reviews
Bella and her father move to a small village near a supposedly haunted wood. When her father goes missing, Bella takes a dangerous journey to rescue him and discovers that even ghost stories can have a happy ending. A Once Upon a Twilight contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,484 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Alone by Lamb on Heroin reviews
Tutor-girl Bella Swan just watches life from afar, crushing on the most popular guy on highschool and star of the Tree Hill Ravens is not easy, but what if that crush goes both ways? SMC ENTRY One Tree Hill/Twilight - ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding the Beauty in the Beast by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Ten years ago Edward Cullen was a very different man from the one Bella married. Ten years ago, he was broken, scarred and disfigured, and had stopped believing in true love. But with Bella, he found his own happy ending. – Written for the OUATC – AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,918 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Athletics Day by dollegirl reviews
Bella's obsession with Edward comes to a head when she is forced to participate in the school's athletics day. Her partner? Rated T for some language, some of that sexual stuff, and some very immature content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,073 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Last Minutes by Anton M reviews
One-shot. Edward and Bella are on a mission together as partners, fighting for their life. While Bella has feelings for Edward, his psyche is an unfamiliar territory for her. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remember Me by readingmama reviews
A angsty one shot about a Bella with no memory and the hot young doctor trying to help her find it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Another Bedtime Story for Nessie by JustOnePogostick reviews
Emmett reads The Three Little Pigs and Nessie takes artistic licenses with the story.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Forbidden Romance by edwardlovesbellaforever reviews
After returning home from college, Edward embarks on a passionate affair with his father's girlfriend who just so happens to be the same age as him. AU All human EB! OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,343 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
La Ville Lumière by Audeamus-Amor reviews
COMPLETE: Inspired by the Before Sunrise/Before Sunset films, Bella and Edward meet in Paris. With only 12 hours left in a city made for lovers, how will they fare? Rated M for My God, I can't believe I wrote a Lemon. AU, AH, ExB, THREE-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,578 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bedazzled by ashel-13 reviews
For Steamy Movie Crossover Contest. Dorky Bella will do anything for Jacob, even sell her soul. But the tables are turned when Edward shows up to make her dreams come true. E/B AU. Hope you all enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Breaking by Mezzanottex3 reviews
... is what the heart is for. EdwardxBella. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Strained Emotions by HisAngel07 reviews
This is Twilight from Jasper's point of view. Jasper has such a unique way of seeing things. This is really fun to write, and hopefully fun to read. I'm doing a clean up of this story. So far chapters one and two have been updated!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,177 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Jasper, Alice
The Accidental Kiss by bethaboo reviews
Bella is the heir to Summit Beverages, and Charlie has just hired the famous football player, Emmett McCarty, to be their new spokesman. Uptight Bella and Emmett's agent, the charming Southern Edward Cullen, just don't get along. Sparks fly. AU AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Logic Has Died Weeping by iSparkle616 reviews
Breaking Dawn, condensed. Fourth and final installment in the Twilight Mockery series. Rated, as always, for swearing and blunt honesty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Christmas Wine by OhMyWord reviews
They felt soft as they smoothed some hair away from my face. It scared me how good it felt and I sat upright and slid away from him. He looked surprised and something else, embarrassed? It was like I’d caught him doing something wrong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,653 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Keep Smoking Cigarettes by Stretch reviews
Leah takes a long drag and exhales into the bright evening air, watching the smoke fade against the dimming sky. “I don’t like weddings,” she mutters simply.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Leah, Rosalie - Complete
Innocence, Or Lack Thereof by Chedea reviews
You are playing with fire, Edward. You would not be the first to die from that." Will a fierce and jaded Bella Swan currupt the innocent and naive Edward Cullen, or is Edward the only thing that can truly save Bella from herself?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,344 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just the way I'd Imagined It by WellMadeMistake reviews
The way I had originally imagined BD, with fluff galore :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,111 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hero by Night, Lover by Morning by kajibot reviews
During the day, he loved her with all his heart, but when his eyes fluttered shut and his body started trembling, she knew he was seeing someone a woman he would never forget, never stop loving... and it killed her that it wasn't her. Emily's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Sam, Emily - Complete
Emmett's Irritation by Heartbroken1 reviews
Since Nessie’s birth Jacob Black has become a thorn in Rosalie’s side. And what bothers Rosalie eventually ends up irritating Emmett too. For the Twilighted Breaking Dawn Missing Moments Challenge. Category: Humor. Chapter 26, approximately Page 522.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
Just Another Night by Riniel o Imladris reviews
Like every night since they met, he holds her in his arms and watches as she sleeps. A one-shot from Edward's point of view that takes place just before the first chapter of "Breaking Dawn".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
La Tua Cantanta! by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
Twilight version of "Hakuna Matata"
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Music of the Night by Your Favorite Worst Dream reviews
AU. Phantom of the Opera with all the characters we know and love from Twilight. Full summary in profile. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,900 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
A Chocolate Kiss by XxVampireluvaxX reviews
“Were you flirting with me? On the floor?” Fang asked slowly. “Oh no, whatever shall we do?” I mocked, my eyes widened in horror. FAX One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
A Little Bit of Love by ebtwisty9 reviews
A selfish prince turned into a vampire as punishment, a charming girl full of life and kindness. When fate brings the two together, love sparks and a hope for salvation is born. ExB, Beauty and the Beast crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,422 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Chatting by the Fireplace by Asian Angel07 reviews
What happens and what things are discussed when Rosalie and Jasper are left to themselves. They are quite a set of twins! A response to the challenge for nadia the demented one. F
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
I JUST BOUGHT A CULLEN! YAY? by bloody ampersand reviews
So you've just bought a CULLEN from CULLEN CORPORATION. First, though, you need to read the owner's manuals. Here they are, and don't skip! Remember what happened when you did that with the coffee maker? Your EDWARD is a lot more complex than that!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/2/2007
She's Not That Girl by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Edward muses over the fact that even though he is that boy, the one who is willing to lay out his passion for Bella and proclaim it at a wedding ceremony, she simply isn't that girl. Based on the song I'm Not That Girl from Wicked. EdwardBella oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Muse by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
[Post Eclipse] She was his beloved, his angel, his Juliet, but firstly his muse. He couldn't operate properly when she was away and even when he was deprived of her presence, she lingered in his thoughts. She was his muse, and so much more. EB oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
One Hundred Years of Snow by attica reviews
I wonder if you know what forever feels like, Bella. You don't. Not like I do. Bedward. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,376 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Angel Ren reviews
Edward mentioned more than once how pleasant Bella's warmth was. Bella began to wonder if a warm bath would feel the same. With a little help from Alice, Bella makes a plan to find out, and rattle the unshakeable Edward Cullen, too. Oneshot. Pure Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Phone Call by Scarlett Redd reviews
What if Bella had answered the phone when Edward called in New Moon. Would he have been able to resist talking to her? What would he say? My view on what might have happend if Jacob hadn't picked up the phone... Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
E! by newmoon1220 reviews
Bella tries to outsmart Edward. Oneshot! This is what happens when Edward thinks TOO hard. It's more popular than I thought it would be! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Embracing The Darkness by Night Music reviews
A retelling of the classical tale of the dark lord, Hades, and the beautiful Kore (Persephone) that steals his heart. complete
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,398 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Complete
Three Years
John dreams night after night. Drabble
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
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