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Costumes for 'Dress up Songs'

Jaspers 'emo' outfit:

Alice's Fortune Teller Outfit:

Alice's Hat for the outfit above:

Emmetts Sumo wrestler outfit:

Picture for 'our Accidental life'.:

Emily When 8 years old: (picture her with straight bronze hair and green eyes)

Taylor:

Matthew:

Cole:

Brooke:

Cody:

Bailey:

Lady:

Baby Amy:

Mommy..Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"...Copy and Paste this if you almost cried reading it!

What High School Musical has Taught us as a Country

1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.

2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.

3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.

4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.

5. Don't worry about being rude or mean because in the end things will work out for you.

6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.

7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.

8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.

9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!

10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.

11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!

12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!

13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.

14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation

15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.

16. Even though its the last day of school, its ok to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.

17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junkytruck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge.

18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.

19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.

20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the heck?' .

21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.

22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.

23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.

24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.

25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'back stabber'

26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...

27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.

28. Iced tea from England is blue.

29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. (gag me)

30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way.

31. It is okay to try to grope your girlfriend if she's leaving you, even though you guys have never kissed before.

32. When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.

33. When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens.

34. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.

35. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.

36. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.

37. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.

38. Corbin Bleu switched shampoos. Because his hair obviously did not have as much shine, bounce, or body as it did in HSM 1.

39. Even though Chad danced in 'Get your head in the game', 'Status Quo' and 'What time is it', he apparently does not dance, according to the song 'I don't dance'.

40. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.

41. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills.

42. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely & nbsp.

43. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.

44. Your friends love to dance around singing how fabulous are.

96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

Some nifty and true little facts

-John Lennon said, "Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple. Today we (the Beatles) are more famous than him." He was shot 6 times.

-Tancredo Neves said that if he got 500,000 votes for the presidential office of Brazil, not even God himself could remove him from office. He died the day before he was inaugurated.

-Billy Graham visited Marilyn Monroe and told her that God had sent him to preach to her. She said, "I don't need your Jesus." She was found dead a week later.

-In Brazil, a group of drunk friends were going out for a drive. One of the girls' mother said to her, "My daughter, go with God and may He protect you." The girl replied, "Only if He rides in the trunk, 'cause inside here, it's already full." A few hours later, the car was in an accident that killed everyone. The car was crushed, save the trunk, which, investigators say, should have been smashed. Inside was a crate of eggs, not one of them hurt.

-Christine Hewitt said that the Bible was the worst book ever written. She was later found burnt in her vehicle beyond recognition.

A poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

AOne heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, when you have a boy, you'll seriously consider naming him Edward...copy/paste this into your profile

If, when you have a girl, you'll seriously consider naming her Isabella...copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a mirror...copy/paste this into your profile.

If every locker you have ever had/have hates you and wouldn't/doesn't open up for you...copy/paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile

If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into the men's toilets instead of the ladies or vice versa, paste this onto your profile.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that her life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you like Subway, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you are planning on mobbing Stephenie Meyer's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn NOW, copy this onto your profile and get your pitchforks

If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager grls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you think Edward Cullen is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. Crazy is when you honestly belive Edward exists. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you Jack-ass"

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

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Madagascar: Feelings Unknown by Reikiya Namiko reviews
Kalixes is a young lioness trying to escape herself and her manipulative father, then the Zoosters come along. Can they help her stick to her change before it's too late? AlexXOC.
Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,943 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 10/8/2008
The Forgotten Two by NeverEscapingMyImagination reviews
Summary - A secret affair between Mr. barker and Mrs.Lovett changes everything. Her life changes when she finds shes pregnant with Benjamen's child the day he's arrested and taken away. Sweentt.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,744 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Eleanor L., Benjamin B.
Run Away, Run Away by Princess Aziza reviews
Bella tries to escape from her abusive stepfather. When she stumbles onto a house in the woods, she never expects what is waiting for her there... First fanfic. EdwardxBella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,115 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Loving Mr Cullen by Masen'sGirL reviews
Isabella Swan is a believer of true love. However her latest boyfriend ends their relationship on her birthday. Distracted by the latest break-up, she bumps into a car and a man steps out of it - who turns out to be her new boss, Edward Cullen. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,974 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Thinking of You by HarryPotterLover2422 reviews
This is a fic about Bella and Edward who were engaged back in 1918 during the Spanish Influenza but then Edward dies. Now years later they are both vamps and what will Edward say when he realizes who the new girl is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,583 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Another Red Rose by That Teddy Bear Over There reviews
Alice dared Bella to go on the reality TV show 'The Bachelor.' Edward Cullen is the sexy Bachelor, that nobody can resist. Friendships will form, and alliances too. But when pregnancies and ex's interfere, what will happen? AU,AH, Canon Pairings. R&R! ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,381 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Tails of the Sea by TheMashMonster reviews
Bella is sick of life as a mermaid. She has a stalker/admirer Damien that wont leave her alone and all the mermaids are jealous of her odd tail. She goes to the surface to try life there, but what happens when someone finds out her secret? Who is it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,382 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 3,850 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Human Trafficking by Sovoyita reviews
Taken by men who are going to rent me out to strangers that will take advantage of me…Brilliant. This wasn’t bad luck. It was my sentence to hell. Rated M for adult themes including rape and slavery.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,562 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Marriage to the Rescue by Happy Bells reviews
All Human. Gets very sweet. Bella falls pregnant and Edward, her best friend of 16 years offers to marry her. But Bella never factored love into the equation...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,152 - Reviews: 2725 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Edward was in a car accident and slipped into a coma. Five years later and his daughter with Bella, Emily, doesn't know about him. What happens when she meets him and he awakens, will he remember anything? How will he deal with being a dad? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,165 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Little Princess by E.C. Cullen reviews
Losing her daughter in a crowd, Bella finds her in the arms of Prince Edward. Now, the three of them have to face the paparazzi, the world, and their true feelings for each other. All human, canon pairings, set in present day. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,617 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008
I am Edward Cullen’s Fiancée by Selene11 reviews
“What exactly do you want me to do?" "You would be working as my fiancée." “Fiancée? Is this some sort of a joke? Am I on TV? Who would hire someone to act as his fiancée?” “Me.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,786 - Reviews: 2488 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Forbidden Romance by ErraticHeartbeat reviews
Bella's life was being a poor girl. Edward's life was being a rich man. What happens when Bella gets a job to be the Cullen's servant? What happens when Bella and Edward fall in love? It is a forbidden romance to last an eternity. UPDATE: Chapter 12
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,398 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
When you're gone by Reike90 reviews
Edward left Bella. She's raped by Mike. What happens when Edward comes back and Bella is pregnant. How will he react? And what will Mike do when he discovers he is going to be a daddy? Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,728 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mike Newton: STALKER by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Mike newton finds out Bella's address, and hilarity continues. Multiple chapters, to be continued. Rated T, because he's a stalker...... Comedy, no bad stuff...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Aquarium of Love by mrs-brittany-whitlock reviews
bella is a mermaid, edward is a vampire. they meet in a cavern, but when bella is caught and brought to an aquarium who is there to save her? its not edward, i can tell you that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Emmett's Mistake by MangoTango450 reviews
The first time she sits with Edward at lunch, things go differently from there.She accidently "finds out" about them from Emmett!You wont believe the idiocy is that a word? of Emmett in my story! Caution:may cause uncontrollable laughter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Emmett, Bella
First Light by darin2dream reviews
What if Edward had had a real little sister before he became a vampire and she was changed by Carslisle too? this is twilight from Edwards little sister Elizabeths POV. please read and review, this is my first fan fic, i need some comments!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009
Forever Yours by bellawhitlock51 reviews
Life's going great for Bella and Edward, but what happens when Bella get's pregnant and Edward doesn't take it so well? **Being Rewritten, but is currently on hiatus**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,230 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008
Desperate Jess by MagentaEmeraldTangerineEbony reviews
Set one year before Bella arrives, Jess is detemined Edward will notice her and will stop at nothing to make him feel the same way. Edward's worst nightmare is about to be realised! The final chapter is up so please review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Jessica, Edward
Something New by waitin4myEdward reviews
ALL HUMAN! bella is a major reporter at a newspaper and she hates her playboy boss edward cullen....but soon her hatred turns to pure passion for him. Rated M for lemons....leaving nothing to the imagination!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,893 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Twisted Treatment by twilightpatches45 reviews
AU The gang is kidnapped and trapped in house by a mysterious group of people. Despite the odds can they all work through their problems and maybe fall in love a long the way. All Human. ExB AxJ EsxC EmxR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008
New Friends Old Flames by Midnightxoxo reviews
Bella has had her heart ripped out and stomped on by none other than Edward Cullen, he left for war, dumped her and left her with a gift and than fate took it away, what will she do when he comes back? BXE AXJ EMXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,444 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Vampires, Rejection, and Rumors, Oh My by SheWhoLovesAllCullenMen reviews
The Cullens have been at Forks High School for two weeks. Jessica thinks she has a chance at Edward. How might Jessica react to rejection? This is one lesson Edward won't forget. And his siblings won't let him either. One Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Edward, Jessica - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
When Sally Met Jack by SKC83 reviews
Sally meets the Pumpkin King for the first time . . .
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Sally, Jack S. - Complete
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Our accidental Life reviews
All-Human. The life of Edward and Bella. The two strangers get drunk at a bar one night and wake up married the next morning. Go with them on a life journey filled with love, laughs, and of course...mistakes. Title changed. ExB EmxR AxJ Review pleaseeeeee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Death Games reviews
Isabella Swan wakes up in a small room with 5 other people, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie, and Alice. They are all now trapped in a game, a game where they must fight for their lives. Saw and Twilight crossover. All Human. Very Dark.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009
Imaginary? I wish! reviews
Bella was just 5 year old when her imaginary best friend was taken away, and trapped by her mother. But now when Bella is 17, she finds a very familer box i her mothers closet...containing a familer friend.....ExB Rated T...cause I'm paranoid!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Outfits reviews
Emmett decideds he wants the cullens to play a game. In this game, everyone must wear a outfit emmett thinks matches their personality and then sing a song about it. EXB EmXR AXJ. Rate and Review. Set before BD. After Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Emmett
My Hand hurts! reviews
Mike Newton hits Edward in the face, at lunch. What will happen?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Mike - Complete