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Joined 06-16-08, id: 1607081, Profile Updated: 12-29-08

Hi, my name is Live.Breath.Music. and I love writing.
I write some original stuff, some spinoff stuff and some stuff that just uses other people's characters.
I usually have a hard time with my stories, to find out the direction. Stuff just comes to me, so it may be a little while for updates.

I've decided to take a break from Twilight. If you've read my "Trading..." series, I'm sorry to inform you that I'm not finishing it anytime soon.
Maybe later, but my Twilight-hype meter went wayyyy down after reading BD... so ya.

So about me?

People question my sanity daily...(hmmm...I'm not sure if that's a good thing...)

I use too many Smilies :D

I am a grammar nazi! literally, or at least when I feel like it :) But at the same time I miss some stuff in my writing, because usually when I write it's very late at night or early morning.

I hate fanfics that are too...visual? And wayyy too sexual. haha and have excessive amounts of cursing. Those two things can really ruin a story. Rated T for me at the most :P

I love it when people review or give me constructive criticism. So leave me a hit and I can get back to you :)

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Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Light bulb challenged by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
Bella replaces a light bulb... or attempts to. Lets just say it all unfolds from there. I promise I will write more if you like it. I've got big plans! Muahahaha! Remind me never to do that again!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,900 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Royal Sun by RacheLuvMe reviews
Bella Swan is the princess of France and is engaged to Edward Cullen, the prince of England. They have never met. When Bella goes to live with the royal family, she'll discover something that she shouldn't. Rated T just in case!finally finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,919 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
Served Cold by Lily Turtle reviews
Revenge, betrayal, lust... Life doesn't end with Bella's change. It begins with it, but happily ever after is just an illusion. What if Bella had to fall in love with Edward? All. Over. Again - Rose Thorns sequel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
Random Conversations by Pale-And-Preculure reviews
Random Conversations... What more is there to say ? At the moment we have 41 Chapters Of Randomness and More to come... This story is Full of Silly Inuendo's Retarded Nickenames and Strange happenings...Who doesn't love a little Randomness?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 26,464 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
First Quarter by IWillBeThereWhereYouAre reviews
The sequel to Twenty Six. Edward and the Cullens are teaching Bella, a vampire for ten years, how to pretend to be human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,277 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Rose Thorns by Lily Turtle reviews
Because sometimes, love hurts. Because it can challenge. Because it can turn on itself. Because love is a force and a superpower, and not an option. And because it will test Edward and Bella to their utmost limits. Even roses have thorns...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 147,827 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Learning To Breathe by musically inclined reviews
Bella finds out something that could drastically change her and Edward's life forever. What is this secret? And why doesn't she want to tell Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,344 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
She crashed Life with a Broken Heart by LupsandTnks reviews
rated for a death. Charlie's death spins Bella out of control. She leaves everything behind.. but sometimes it's just not enough. "Sometimes a wolf runs and hides." R&R. The end will make you grip your seat in anticipation. Don't let the length scare you
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Trick or Treat by tragickk reviews
Halloween at the Swan Residence. But with our clumsy Bella and it being "her time of the month" could things possibly get worse? Oh yes... Fun fic!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Get in my pants by edward.cullen.luv reviews
Cute oneshot with Bella and Edward! Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Slumber Party by Appy4la reviews
Alice and Rosalie invite Bella over to a sleepover. What will happen? Normal slumber party? I think not...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,735 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 6/10/2006
Off The Job by Lily Turtle reviews
Ever wondered what our beloved characters do when we aren't brutally using them? Read to find out. Welcome to the Twilight fanfiction waiting room! Latest chapters - Breaking Dawn spoofs. Because I really just can't help myself... Chaos in its purest form
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
Pebbles the Lamb by JulyPie reviews
Emmett is babysitting Bella and he can't help noticing certain similarities to Edward and Bella and fictional characters from childrens entertainment. i.e the Flintstones and high school musical. Some random humour for you.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Guardian Angel by RedCurls121 reviews
Bella is changed, and engaged to Edward. Things get pretty twisted when they are on the run from the Volturi. wow, sounds a LOT like Breaking Dawn! Can't bring myself to delete this even though it's awful!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,707 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Bella, Edward
No, Bella by Shaneener reviews
Spoilers for Breaking Dawn. Just Edward and Bella, trying to figure things out. oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Miracle of Pi by shmobeline reviews
Jessica's mind wanders. Edward is uncomfortable. Set pre-Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Edward, Jessica - Complete
Gym Class Failure by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
A moment in gym class, before New Moon. Mostly fluff. Review please! 'T' because anything lower is embarrassing to me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever and a Day by RylieBaby413 reviews
Starts off with the wedding night...and continues through the honeymoon; my take on how it all should go including Bella's change, eventually please R&R! disclaimer for whole story: i dont own anything related to the twilight series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
Listen to the Music by Lily Turtle reviews
I’d follow, and though she be in heaven, and I in hell, the distance could not thwart our love. For she was heaven.' Is Edward too late in rescuing his Juliet? ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Careers Day by Topaz Wonder reviews
My First FanFiction: The Cullen kids take a careers test to discover what jobs they are best suited for. They then must go forth and try out their chosen career paths. Varying POVs. Rated "T" just to be safe. -DISCONTINUED-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,041 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Forgotten by Kyln reviews
I turned around and there he was, the strange boy with the auburn hair from my dreams. His face held a look of sorrow so strong that I almost started crying for him, for whatever it was that caused this angle so much pain.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,929 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Bella, Edward
The Weird and Wonderful Tales Of The Cullens! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Random, funny, and sometimes sad situations between everyone's favorite family of vampires and Bella! I'll keep them coming, if you keep reading them! Ch. 35: Bella meets Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter when she ends up in her refrigerator. RANDOM!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 30,460 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Edward's discovery of Bella's Caffiene Issues by Murmmer reviews
This is when Edward finds out Bella is not so good with caffeine! Super silly! T for language!And cross dressing! should be a good laugh...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/14/2007
Album Leaf by Luna Imper reviews
Who remembers you when you are gone?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
How to Annoy Your Vampire Family EMMETT STYLE! by Krb13 reviews
Okay, you can probably guess what this is about just by the title. But if not. Okay so this is about Emmett annoying his family Bella's a vamp too in weird ways. And sometimes he can be totally random like me SO GET READING! AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008
Twenty Six by IWillBeThereWhereYouAre reviews
The A-Z guide to being a human, according to a vampire. what I hope would happen between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. this is my first Twilight fic, so please be gentle!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,801 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Survivor by ihrtbks reviews
Bella and the Cullens happen upon a car accident with one survivor: a sixth month old baby girl. Bella's maternal instincts kick in and she keeps the baby. Can vampires raise a baby? What about when said baby acquires a boyfriend who knows vampires exist?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,070 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 7,484 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Falling Up by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
When you've got a Guy that gets everything,a Girl who's utterly stubborn,who both have problems brewing beneath the surface Throw in the dangerous,intimidating jungle that's high school,and it becomes a whole lot harder for opposites to attract.1000review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,672 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 6/16/2007
Bonding by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
Totality by blondie AKA robin reviews
Various stories from Eclipse written in Edward's POV. Newest addition: Spontaneous Combustion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
Vampires And Technology Don't Mix by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] What happens when all of the Cullen children and Bella go on a chatroom during class? What will they talk about? Rated T, as always, just to be safe...Chapter 3 Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3221 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 293 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
The Car by Elliptic Lullaby reviews
Bella is the one thing Edward holds most dear. She is his life, his love, his everything. Still, everyone knows how much he LOVES his Volvo. When Bella's accident on black ice badly damages the Volvo, how far will she go to make sure he doesn't find out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,979 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Jasper's Secret Obsession by Kirbiness reviews
Bella and Edward are at the Cullen's house one day when they hear a strange noise coming from Jasper's Room. A series of flashbacks relating to Jasper's obsession, HARRY POTTER! CHAPTER 4 UP: HARRY POTTER OOTP MOVIE PREMEIRE, IN LONDON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007
We Teach Friends Health Insanity Room 191 by L.C.Candle reviews
Notice: Persons attempting to find a Motive in this narrative will be prosecuted persons attempting to find a Moral in it will be banished persons attempting to find a Plot in it will be shot. [Formally known as Welcome to Insanity Room 191]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,367 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006
Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to buy Gnomes by LindaRoo reviews
“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Edward Cullen is a Dirty Dirty Disco Duck! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
FINISHED! I fixed ch. 3 and 4. so hopefully it is better.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Edward Cullen Wants to be a Ninja by The Inamorata reviews
Bella gets a surprise one Saturday afternoon. [Edward x Bella] [oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Amusment Parks with the Cullens by Appy4la reviews
The Cullen siblings take Bella to an amusment park, where they agree to all go on the same rides. Should be amusing. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete