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TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY!!

I used to be Team Edward but then I realized you don't have to be changed to be with Jacob. Besides I can totally handle the heat!

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Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 4,224 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dark Dance of Temptation by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
Nominated July 2008 for BEST POV at The Twilight Awards site. AU. Edward challenges his willpower in more ways than one as he and Bella move closer and closer to a wedding that may never be. Edward's POV of 'Becoming Whole'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,510 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Becoming Whole by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
After New Moon, before 1st chap. of Eclipse. AU. Bella's journey with Edward to becoming whole, mending the emptiness within herself and controling her awesome power. Rated 'M' for extreme romance, sex and GOSH SAKES! They are VAMPIRES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,088 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Wow! Is That Really Bella? by Gabriels-girl5035 reviews
Edward never returned in New Moon, Now 70 years later he’s engaged. When the family goes to Barcelona on vacation Edward may be in for a HUGE surprise!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,491 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
You're Never Too Old To Play Dress Up by youngandobsessed reviews
Bella gets bold and decides to try something new with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,600 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Skating on edge by Edwardslover304 reviews
Bella is A professional figure skater along with her best friends Alice and Rosalie. What happens when Edward, Emmett and Jasper come from L.A to train in going for pairs. Will love come or will hate rule? find out. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,488 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 2/15/2008
Senseless by EdwardEclipse reviews
Bella's Talent 2--Upon the discovery of Bella's Talent, a new vampire reveals herself. She's out to expose the Cullens to the humans destroying the life they have in Forks. Seeking help from unlikely sources, the Cullens are out to take down this vampire
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,888 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/6/2008
Que Sera, Sera by 3Es Queen reviews
When Bella and Jacob meet, it is impossible to deny the electricity between them. Unforunately, things aren't always that easy. Oh well, whatever will be, will be. Bella/Embry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,335 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bella, Embry
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2411 - Favs: 2,860 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
What a Horror! by Ereeen reviews
AU/Human. Bella is finally comfortable with her life. Dream job, great friends, one amazing guy friend, everything seems perfect. That is until Edward Cullen decides to reappear. All usual pairings, though R/EM and A/J won't be featured until later chaps
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,563 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008
While You Were Sleeping by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Edward was in a car accident and slipped into a coma. Five years later and his daughter with Bella, Emily, doesn't know about him. What happens when she meets him and he awakens, will he remember anything? How will he deal with being a dad? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,165 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Playgroup Dads by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's daughter makes a new friend in playgroup and they instantly become best friends. When Bella meets the new girl's father,sparks fly but will Bella embrace the relationship with the sexy, green eyed doctor? Of course she will he's gorgeous!ExB human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,028 - Reviews: 2920 - Favs: 3,367 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scrumptious, Scottish Cowboys by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
One-shot for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Bella, Alice and Rose go on holiday to Scotland before college and meet some rather scrumptious cowboys at one of the local bars. Lemony goodness ensue All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foreign Exchange Hottie by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Alice takes it upon herself to sign edward up for the foreign exchange programme to help him become more sociable. He ends up with Bella Swan, the foreign exchange hottie. Will he open up to her and enjoy her company? All human, OOC, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,774 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A New Life by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's family die in a car accident causing her to move to Scotland to live with her dad's brother's family, where she meets the Cullens. But what happens when she ends up having two boys compete for her attention? Will it be Edward or Andrew? not AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 84,686 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistletoe by Don'tLetThemGetYouDown reviews
Can I kiss you?" Like he needed to ask. "I don't think my boyfriend would like that very much." I whispered stopping my assault to the side of his face. He froze as if suddenly realizing that Mike existed. I nibbled on his ear. "But I know I would." Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,261 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in the Mirror Room by forbiddenkisses reviews
What if, on that fateful day in the ballet studio, James and Bella had realized they were intrigued by and attracted to one another? Is it Stockholm or destiny? What would Edward do if he could find no traces of either of them when he got to the studio?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,966 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, James - Complete
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3878 - Favs: 3,946 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
She Will Be Loved by heartforthehopeless reviews
Songfic based on 'She Will Be Loved' by Maroon 5. Jacob and Bella are best friends. She was broken. She always goes back to Jake for support. Does she realize how he feels? More importantly, does she return those feelings? Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,803 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Jacob, Bella
Love Notes by DreamingLillies reviews
Edward and Bella share a love note one day in class... "Okay, it’s settled then. I’ll take out our teacher, and then we’ll meet in the back of my car." "Yes, that’s our style: a quickie in the back of your car" Sequel is now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,805 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11616 - Favs: 8,513 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Another Visit to La Push by deathroses reviews
What was I doing? Jacob was my best friend, and that was that. Key word: friend. Why were my lips fastened to his, my hands grasping his shaggy hair desperately, and my body excitedly pressed against his? Why couldn't I stop myself? Rated M for later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,606 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5252 - Favs: 4,713 - Follows: 4,119 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's Just a Bet by dress up romance xx reviews
Bella is the new arrival in Forks, best known to the male population as FRESH MEAT. Edward Cullen is infamous for his way with the ladies, so his friends decide to challenge his charm. Can he win their money or will he fail miserably? Bella isn’t as innoc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,500 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Personal Sun by My Jacob reviews
Set sometime in New Moon, Edward doesn't return because Alice can't see Bella jump. Her and Jacob's friendship has progressed, but will it become more when Jacob spies on Bella sleeping and hears her sleeptalk? M for Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,016 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Tie Her Down by xlovexlustx reviews
One Shot for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest held by Isabel0329, LeechLover85 and moon.witche. BxE, AU, AH, OOC. Bella wears a provacative outifit to school to get Edward's attention, what will his reaction be? M for very graphic sex scenes and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4221 - Favs: 3,992 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
All Keyed Up by OMECoven reviews
Edward and the gang are college age and heading to Key West for summer jobs. Laughs and romance abound. Rated M for adult situations/lemonade, AH, some OOC moments, canon pairing. Short prologue but give it a chance, enjoy, R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,754 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008
My Best Friend's Girl by Jupitercrash reviews
Jasper Hale has been telling people that Bella's his girlfriend for years. What happens when she moves to Forks? Rated for seriously naughty stuff, so please be warned! AU Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,050 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Halloween Night by bringmeback reviews
Bella falls for the brooding classmate, Edward Cullen. But can she break down the front he puts up? M for sexin! One Shot. All-Human, a tad OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4089 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Angels Belong In Heaven by LittleMissEmo reviews
Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. Angels belong in heaven. Demons belong in hell. What happens when these lines are crossed? A revelation. EXB lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It was only a dream? by Shattered-By-Broken-Dreams reviews
So many stories about how Edward never came back... BUT what if Edward NEVER LEFT? IT was just a silly dream he told her. he would stay as long as she wanted him there, right? Can she keep there love strong? Or will he find some way, some reason to leave?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Dawn Sing Along! by LindaRoo reviews
American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Roommate by Skyloe reviews
Everyone is out of college and ready to live on their own. Too bad for Bella there's no available apartments close to her job. When she runs into a guy from highschool, her luck starts to turn around and she finds something she never expected to find.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,567 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
you SLEPT with him? by Shattered-By-Broken-Dreams reviews
Someone Tells Charlie that bella and Edward did a little somthin somthin, Bella intends to get even... will it go well? t 4 language. ExB, but Jake tries to change that...which only causes him physical pain, and bella, almost loses her life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,839 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Talent by EdwardEclipse reviews
What happens when Alice creates a new game to help Bella find something she's good at and the entire Cullen family gets involved? Plus a surprising twist that may change Forks forever! Read to find out more!Rated T just in case! Sequel: Senseless
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 41,520 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Prima Facie by 3Es Queen reviews
Bella realizes that there is no real safety with a vampire, especially one who your blood sings for. But what is love without necessity? Something wonderful. Bella X Jacob. Slightly AU!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,262 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Bella, Jacob
Airport Drama by Shattered-By-Broken-Dreams reviews
The Airport Chapter in the end of Twilight. What if Alice did see Bella's plan? What if Bella heard Alice calling her name as she ran into the bathroom? Would Bella still get away? READ AND REVIEW! Rated T for mild language!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Needs by DreamingLillies reviews
This is the sequel to "Bases." Now that Bella is a vampire, will Edward be able to resist? Who will win in the end? Edwards POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,848 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bases by DreamingLillies reviews
Edward POV, what will happen when Bella thinks that they should go to second base? Third base? And do i daresay a home run? i only deleted the author note, it is still finished. Sequel is up...for those of you who didn't know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,392 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Berries by CullenLove reviews
Bella's life is a miserable excuse for existence: her mother beats her, and every day she wishes for death... until a mysterious boy bursts into her life, and throws rainbows on her dark soul. Haunting EdXBella story. Violence, optional lemons, language..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,812 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Talk by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jacob has concerns about Bella’s innocence. He takes it upon himself to have a ‘talk’ with her before she gets in over her head with her boyfriend. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke! by LindaRoo reviews
The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
Toward the Moon by 3Es Queen reviews
When Bella's relationship with Edward ends, she finds herself returning to the last place that felt like home. There, she finds that not all relationships end just because someone changes. BELLA x JACOB. Enjoy and review please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,668 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Pumpkin Patch by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of Halloween drabbles and ficlets for your seasonal amusement. May range from horror to humor, romance to drama, supernatural to angst.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 28,114 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
New Moon Karaoke by LindaRoo reviews
The plot of New Moon set to the tune of Bye Bye Miss American Pie by Don McLean.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete