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Author has written 1 story for Final Fantasy VII.

Pleas sign this petition and help Reno get his own game: Petition courtesy of RenoLuvver.

Hiya's! My name's Suzie and I'm a 17 year old Final Fantasy and Furuba fan that would do pretty much anything to get Advent Children: Complete and the Furuba manga series! I love reading and writing fanfics, especially Reno and Yuffie ones. I am obsessed with Relenas, Reffies and, sadly, Jonas Brothers fics... I know, epic fail... I did have stories posted, but when I got over Twilight, I deleted them. So, I'm mainly going to try write Relenas (I'm very critical with my own work, so I might not post), but who knows, I may even write some for other random things I find interesting! XP

FaVe ColoUr: Red

FavE ShADE: Black

FavE SonG: Knives and Pens- Black Veil Brides

FavE MovIe: Juno- Ellen Page Is The Bomb!! (I don't think I'll ever change that...)

LoVes: Reno, Yuffie, Final Fantasy VII/X, Kingdom Hearts, My Guitar, Gallagher Girls, Vampie Academy, House Of Night, Kingdom Hearts, Sims2/3, NCIS, Wuthering Heights (I'm a sucker for classics), Fruits Basket and MUSIC!! P.S: I also love Glee!!

DiSlikES: Spiders, Twilight, crazy obsessive Twilight fans, Miley Cyrus, Stupid Disney Wannabes and Techno!! It's not music, it's RUBBISH!

FavE PaiRings:

Reno/Elena

Cloud/Tifa

Zack/Aerith

Cloud/Aerith

Reno/Tifa

Rufus/Yuffie

Vincent/Yuffie

Tony/Ziva

Abby/Tim

Josh/ Cammie

Dimitri/ Rose

Heathcliff/ Cathy

Jenny/ Gibbs

Puck/ Quinn

Rachel/ Finn

Finn/ Kurt

Tohru/ Kyo

Yuki/ Tohru

Kyo/ Yuki

Haru/ Rin

The Grand List Of Console Role-Playing Games Cliches- Blame QueenAlla!

Let's Start From The Very Beginning (Yuna Rule)
Whenever there is a sequel to an RPG that features the same main character as the previous game, that character will always start with beginner skills. Everything that they learned in the previous game will be gone, as will all their ultra-powerful weapons and equipment.

The Higher The Hair, The Closer To God (Cloud Rule)
The more outrageous his hairstyle, the more important a male character is to the story.

Aeris's Corollary
Just as the main male character will always use a sword or a variant of a sword, the main female character will always use a rod or a staff of some sort

Zelda's Axiom
Whenever somebody tells you about "the five ancient talismans" or "the nine legendary crystals" or whatever, you can be quite confident that Saving the World will require you to go out and find every last one of them.

Place Transvestite Joke Here (Miss Cloud Rule)
If the male lead is required to dress up like a girl for any reason, he will be regarded by everyone as much more attractive than any "real" girl. If the female lead cross-dresses as a man, she will be immediately recognized as who she is by everyone except the male lead and the main villain.

If you've read this far, thanks!

This section is for random oddities that pop into my mind.

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult.
-Hypocrites

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Hair Issues by Little Curious Cat reviews
Why is Tony hiding his hair?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
RenoxElena Oneshot by Sabochan reviews
Just a quick oneshot I wrote. It's Reno and Elena fluff based in the Shinra building! Please R&R
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Reno, Elena - Complete
Macy Misa's Diary by NickIsMine reviews
JONAS. Lucas Brothers. Macy's decided to keep a diary about the goings of her life. NACY... I may take it in the direction of self harm, attempted suicide, cutting. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010
It's Not Over by QueenAlla reviews
Just when they thought it was over, a grudge comes back to haunt them. Relena. T for language, violence and mature themes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,909 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Reno, Elena
S h u f f l e : by QueenAlla reviews
Do you believe in fairytales? Relena.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Reno, Elena - Complete
Diary of a Lucas by JennyMoriarty reviews
JONAS. I think it's about time we get a look inside Nick's head.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009
Conflict by WorldsApartx reviews
Mitchie is heir to the throne, and may be queen pretty soon as her father is dying. However, when threatened, she is sent away by the princess protection programme, to the Gray household... can she change a jerky rockstar around?
Crossover - Camp Rock & Princess Protection Program - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,860 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
8 Simple Rules by JennyMoriarty reviews
For dating Macy Misa. JONAS. To be Macy's perfect guy one has to complete eight simple rules. As Kevin completes them one by one does she even know he’s doing it? Kevin/Macy Obviously. 8 chapters, one for each rule.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009
The Bet by nevershoutbribri reviews
JONAS. Nick and Joe make a bet about who the better kisser is and Macy's the only one willing to be the guinea pig in the situation. Nick/Macy, Joe/Macy. Multi-Chapter.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009
Weird Wednesday by Eryn Goldbergg reviews
JONAS. Nick and Macy are best friends...but what happens when one day, they wake up...and they're each other. This could be the weirdest Wednesday ever. Nick/Macy friendship and romance at the end. Multi-chaptered.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/17/2009
What do we do with a drunken Reno? by ampersands reviews
First, don't slap him around and call him Suzie.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Reno - Complete
Switching Bodies by JonasFan1208 reviews
When Maddie Jones switches bodies with Nick Jonas things get really complicated. Dealing with screaming fans, girlfriends and diabetes is hard. Who knew it was this hard being a Jonas Brother?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009
What would we do without Reno? by QueenAlla reviews
What will Reno get up to next? Final chapter up. T for minor swearing and alcohol.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,089 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Reno, Elena - Complete
Reno's Missing EMR reviews
When Reno loses his EMR in a drunken stupor, he goes all over town to find it. Thanks to QueenAlla for editing!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Reno - Complete
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