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Hey people, my name is Kaitlyn, I am addicted to Twilight. I'm not a big fan of Language Arts class but I love writing Fan Fiction. Who knew?! I'm also a total Bookworm and a nerd. And, if you don't like nerds, you have issues!! My parents and some kids at school call me emo and goth but I'm not...ok maybe just a little bit! But that's just how me and my friends are. I live somewhere in the United States (bet that narrows it down!!) Oh well, I'm probably boring you to tears now. Oh BTW, sarcasm is my best friend!!


P.S.- I am like a living, breathing Bella, not because I want to be. It's because i am probably the most uncoridinated person on the planet (this is too sad to make up), I have tripped 5 times in about 4 minutes, I am not even joking. Oh and all i was doing was walking!! I am also socially akward and smart, and I like old things, like shakespeare and classical music. The only thing I am cordinated for is when I am playing my instruments. And sometimes not even then. Oh and I actually have hit someone in the back of the head with a badmittin raquett. So there all you Bella wanna-be's XD, jk. But seriously all that stuff has happened to me. OK I'm done now...


Artists:Three Days Grace, Debussy (I liked it before I started reading Twilight), Hinder, Linkin Park, Bon Jovi, The Calling, Creed, Green Day, HIM, Lifehouse, Michel Buble, Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, Santana, Stained, Trans-Siberian Orchestra., Disturbed, Paramore,Coheed and Cambria, 5 finger Deathe Punch, Almost anything classical, And many, many others

Colors: Black(call me emo why don't you!), Red( this and black are the best colors in the world!), Purple(but it has to be dark purple, I HATE light purple!), also almost anything neon, except yellow.

Food: Chocolate anything! lol( you think I'm kidding?)

Location: Anywhere that has ski slopes(love snow boarding!), Museums, Historical landmarks, Chicago(no thats not where I live I just like that city.)

Hobbies: Snowboarding, Reading (anything and everything), Youtubing(once again anything and everything!)lol, Having conversations with myself (I know I'm crazy)., Yelling at or talking to inanimate objects, Writing on myself...yeah, you should be scared.

Instruments that I play: Violin, Electric Bass, Cello, Piano, Percussion (Drums), plus I can sing pretty well. (If you couldn't tell I love music! I basically rules my life, not that I'm complaining!)

T.V. shows: CSI, In Plain Sigh, My Boys, Family Guy, Bleach, Futurama, Truebloods, The Eleventh Hour, House, mostly crime dramas and funny shows.

Movies: Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Caribbean 1-3, Harry Potter 1-5, Twilight, Romeo and Juliet (the original), The Phantom of Opera, The Nightmare Before Christmas (_),Once again, so many more I just don't feel like listing them.

Books (wow this list is gonna be long): Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, Harry Potter 1-7 (7 is my fave though), Blue Bloods, The House of Night series, Romeo and Juliet, A Midsummer Nights Dream(I heard about this one before Romeo and Juliet), Cirque Du Freak, TH1RTEEN R3ASONS WHY, And many, many more but I just don't feel like listing them!


Copy and paste if you are part of the NSS. For people who don't know what it means and you think you may be part of it it stands for the National Sarcasm Society.

Copy and paste if you hve OCD or OTD. (You know what it means!!)

Copy and paste if you want to live in either Australia or Canada. Reasons being: Australia- They have kangaroos there!! Canada- They have a leaf on their flag!! (my friend told me both of these, i thought they were funny, BTW not intended to insult anyone.)

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the song 'Shadow of the Day' post this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen, although that would be super cool), copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, but it IS downright hilarious, copy this into your profile

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yep and I'm the leader of the Insane!)

If you love Edward more than Bella, post this on your profile.

If you wanted to throttle Jacob Black (a.k.a. the dog) during New Moon or Eclipse, post this on your profile.(and breaking dawn)

Ok, this is going to sound way obsessed with Twilight, When you read the good reviews about Twilight on the back cover and your heart soars, post this on your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.


I am a proud part of the "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Club.(But I think it should be with something more dangerous than pitchforks, hmm like I don't know, guns... weapons of mass destuction...)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. (AGH!! ABERZOMBIES!!)

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (My best friend ever!)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.. (every night during breaks)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile (See the twin one)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile)

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile..

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (At least once a week)

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile. (It's funny 'cause its normally a song we both hate!)

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. (_)

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile (all 4 times I started laughing, when I got up! I never learn.)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (I do it frequently)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lets start a list of the words: My, who, yes, how

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you and your friend start dancing in the middle of the movie theater just because you could, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you start dancing no matter where you are, when someone yells the word 'dance', copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever written on yourself or your freind, just because you had nothing better to do, copy this to your profile.

My view on friendship:

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry
Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend : they ask you for their number ( cuz they can't remember it) (true story, my friend could not remember her number, it was so funny 'cause the previous night we were talking about this exact same thing.)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back .
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff (so true, but hey we are both cleptos)

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you

Friend: will bail you out of jail.
Best Friend: will be with you in the jail sell and say, "let's do that again! It was awesome!!"

Pictures from MSDR:

Chapter 4:

Bella's Capri's:

Bella's Top:

Bella's Shoes:

Chapter 5:

Alice's Shorts:

Alice's Shirt:

Alice's flip flops:http:

Rosalie's Sundress:

Chapter 9:

Bella's shirt:

Bella's skirt:

Bella's shoes:

Alice's shirt:

Alice's shorts:

Alice's shoes:

Rosalie's sundress:

Rosalie's shoes:

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Cinderbella: A Forks Fairy Tale by absolutely ordinary reviews
Bella has a cruel stepmother (Victoria) and evil stepsisters (Jessica and Lauren) and is just trying to survive until graduation when she meets Edward, the local heartthrob who is drifting numbly toward graduation himself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 210,884 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anatomy of a Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,142 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Scene It by absolutely ordinary reviews
Alternate/extended scenes and alternate POVs from the saga. Each chapter is a new, separate scene.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,492 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010
Angel In The Marble by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Will be a collection of thirty 100-word drabble pieces, inspired by the "Twilight Post Secret Challenge." Will be spanning a variety of pairings and Twilight-based realities. "I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free." - Michelangelo
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13063 - Favs: 6,124 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5862 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7128 - Favs: 5,450 - Follows: 2,669 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
1810 by notnowgarrison reviews
Isabella Swan, princess of France, is the care-free, fun-loving girl. Prince Edward Cullen of England never knew much of life besides the law. When Princess Isabella bumps into him while on the run from her own wedding, these two are in for an adventure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,212 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kismet by Annilaia reviews
AU AH "I want to fall in love with you" was all the postcard in his hand said.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3691 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 2,703 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love Me Tender by Moonchild707 reviews
Removed for editing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2807 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3675 - Favs: 5,611 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Can I Have An Oreo? by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella's friends are on a mission to hook her up with her perfect match. All other plans have failed so now they're relying on a box of Oreos to do the trick. All Human. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emergency! by EJ Santry reviews
Bella is a student at the UW whose clumsy tendencies has landed her in an ER more than once. One fateful fall lands her into the eager hands of a hot attending ER doctor. Written for “Forbidden Love Affair” A Contest of Hidden Desires. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
ReHitched by Nollie Marie reviews
/Sequel to Hitched/ Edward & Bella want to renew their vows the ‘right’ way. But w/ stress from work, being parents to new born twins, PLUS the wedding plans will they make it back to the alter? And who is this stranger who keeps visiting Bella? Plez R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,232 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
The Great Escape by Brittneys.Perspective reviews
Edward Is Trusted to Complete an Important Job for the Volturi, But It Wasn't Exactly In His Plans To Fall In Love With His Assignment CURRENTLY UNDERGOING EDITS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,130 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Lullaby by jojoStarr reviews
Bella leaves her home in Phoenix, AZ and goes to Cullen University in Seattle, WA to pursue her dream as a musician. What happens when she meets the principal's son Edward Cullen? But most importantly, what sort of threat does an ex pose to her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,560 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3569 - Favs: 4,757 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 3,531 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Casualties by Annilaia reviews
Sequel to Just the Summer. On the anniversary of her death Bella returns to Forks and meets someone she never would have imagined possible. Just when things start to look better, they both become the targets of one vampire's plot for revenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,258 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just the Summer by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan has to go to Forks every summer. But the summer before her freshman year in highschool a new family moves to town, and Bella falls in love. How will she fare when the summer ends? Will she ever see him again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,501 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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A Midsummer's Day Reality reviews
AH;AU; Alice and Bella go and stay with Emmett, Jasper, and thier roommate at Dartmouth, over the summer. Who is the elusive roommate and what happens when Bella thinks she falling for him. T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,134 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Jacob and the lullaby reviews
Just a pointless drabble. Full sumary inside. Edward and Jacob talking about Bella like she's not there again. Set in Eclipse, Ch.22, Fire and Ice.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete