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Joined 06-17-08, id: 1607456, Profile Updated: 12-11-08
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

Welcome dear,um, person to my oh-so-not-so-fantabulous-profile! Here I have stuff! About me! Yay! And at the bottom more stuff about me! Stories actually. But up here is stuff about me!

Who am I?

It's pretty sad if not even I know who I am but I don't! So instead I'll just make some stuff up! (If it gots ? a by it than I made it up 'cause that not important and we have many stalkers in my neighborhood)

Name: Korie

Age: ? 95 I'm an old woman!

Gender: Well, I haven't met too many boys named Korie...

Sicknesses: OED Obsessive Edward Disorder

Hobbies: ? Skydiving, ? bungee jumping, reading, writing, ? drawing (I can't draw that well XP).

Favorite Movies

-Get Smart

-Twilight (When it comes out. I know I'll love it. I'm psychic like that)

- All of the Rush Hour movies

Favorite TV Shows

-Friends

-Whose Line

-The Colbert Report

Favorite Online Shows

-Yu-gi-oh the Abridged Series by littlekuriboh

-Charlie the Unicorn

-Potter Puppet Pals

Crushes On People I Will Never Be Able To Have

-EDWARD CULLEN

-Robert Pattinson (Because he plays Edward Cullen)

- Ender Wiggin

- Jack Sparrow (Captain Jack Sparrow)

-Carlisle

Favorite Quotes

Be the shoe.
- Bean, "Ender's Shadow"

Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion.

- Colonel Flagg (That's me!!)

I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

If I ever get rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

- Jack Handey

"More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would be, especially once released from the barrel?
- Tom Shales

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
- Dennis Miller

What does Christmas mean if we can't encourage small children to sit on a stranger's lap?

- Ian O'Doherty

I know that you believe that you understand what I just said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant

"Nobody Move! I dropped my brain!"

-Jack Sparrow

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I’m saying.”

"Oh you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group, it's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."

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Txting U Luv by NOLONGERAFANFIC reviews
Charlie walks in on Bella and Edward one night, Of course it's late and Bella thought Charlie was asleep. So now Bella's confined to her room, spending all her time in a chat room with a user named Vampire110. It's Edward, but Bella dosen't know that. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
In Reverence by Kimsa Ki-Lurria reviews
They took his wings. First they stole his sight, and then they crippled him when he tried to adapt. For Iggy, it took everything he had not to break. For his flock, it took everything they had not to break along with him. Extended and completed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,676 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Iggy, Angel - Complete
Shadows of Truth by Hera Night reviews
A VD fanfic featuring Meredith and Damon. When Meredith discovers some disturbing secrets from her grandfather's past, it leads her to Rome where she is forced to team up with the most unlikely of allies.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,276 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Meredith, Damon
Tigers and Lions and Bears, Oh My! by The Blonde Nerd reviews
Iggy encounters Ella's evil kitten who's out for his blood, Nudge discovers her new crush, and a lot more stupid, crazy things tied together in this little booklet thing of one-shots!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2009
Diaries of a Deranged BirdKid by The Blonde Nerd reviews
A little thing of diary entries by the flock. I decided to extend it instead of just having the one Iggy entry.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Iggy
Nothing To Save by The Blonde Nerd reviews
Graff's point of view when, apparently, he's feeling a little depressed because it seems kind of sad. I didn't mean it to be but it is so hey. I'm actually very proud of it.
Orson Scott Card - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Welcome to the Hospital by The Blonde Nerd reviews
A really stupid one-shot with Maximum Ride and House. I was bored so either you hate cause its stupid or you love it cause its stupid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
The Enchantment by The Blonde Nerd reviews
Damon was never one to take up responsibility of his own actions, but that doesn't seem to be the case this time. After a run in with a young witch he begins to think up plans of stealing Elena from his little brother.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Damon
Nothing You Say Can Make This Better by London.Beckon reviews
Twilight AU. It's the year 1939 and Bella and her brother are sent to Auswizch to be gassed. Better than it sounds, I'm just one of those people who aren't good with summaries XD. BxE BxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
St Vladimir's Academy by Jazz1843XD reviews
Hi this story just popped out of no where soo yea please read and tell me if its any good
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
o0Twilight Chatroom0o by Hmfsoccer reviews
i wanted to give it a try me nd my friend were bored and only usually write Warrior stories
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Guy Talk by bgn reviews
Conversations between Mick and Josef inspired by the terrific scenes between Alex O'Loughlin and Jason Dohring. Read them with whatever level of snark you imagine our favorite vamps would voice. Which is probably quite a lot.
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 27,061 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Mick S. J., Josef K. - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3535 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Chatting with The Cullens Twilight AIM reviews
I was bored so I decided to make this...thingy. It does have a plot....kind of. You'll see If you read it So yeah....I stink at making summaries.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,535 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Blood Bond reviews
Five years after Bella was left at the alter she returns to Forks - with some extra company. See how much the little town has changed in five years, and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
If I Were A Cullen reviews
What if I or maybe even you were a Cullen? How would an ordinary day be? Rated T for future stories
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Edward, Alice
Snowboarding With Emmett And Alice reviews
A little one-shot I made that I said I would get around to when I made those Breaking Dawn Quote things. Yup.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Emmett Finds the Iconator reviews
Emmett is looking for new ways to cause mischief. Is the Iconator the goldmine? and how much trouble will he cause?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Emmett, Edward
Breaking Dawn Quotes Interpretation reviews
This is my interpretation of the Breaking Dawn quotes. I don't know if anyone has done this yet, but they probably have. Enjoy : Now it's finished! For real this time
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,420 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sock Therapy reviews
Emmet has finally gotten on Jasper's last nerve! And how does Carlisle handle it? Very maturely I'm sure. From Edward's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
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