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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Loving someone, means you'd give them your heart, so they could be your Somebody, because without them, you'd really be a Nobody.

I thought of this. It is mine. It belongs to me.
Sometimes I wish I wasn't so deep. Someone go get the guy who empties swimming pools. I want to be shallow for a day.
(lol I made a funny. :D)


When my mind gives up, and all I can think of as an insult is "Your momma." it still saddens me, that no-one bothers to ask, "What about her?"

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Your Daily Caffeine Fix by Lovebites and Popcorn reviews
It all starts with Axel and Cloud working at the local coffee bar. Their boss is an ass and they get their fair share of nasty customers. Throw in a handful of new co-workers and a few gorgeous regulars and what do you get? — AkuRoku, Cleon, Zemyx, SoRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,522 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 5/24/2008 - [Axel, Roxas] [Riku, Sora]
A Week of Pleasure for Larxene by Mrs. Asato Tsuzuki reviews
Imagine if you were the only girl in a group of men. Sounds nice right? Well not for Larxene, all the men of ORG XIII were either ugly or gay, her situation was anything but nice...until one day when faithful meeting gave way to one interesting idea.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,723 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Larxene
The narrow Path between by KuraiOfAnagura reviews
But Demyx-" he was waved off. "Not now, Zexion. And close the blinds. The sun's rising." He sighed defeated. "Yes, Master..." Vampire story. Demyx X Zexion. Beware of violence and blood and sexual content.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,037 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Demyx, Zexion
Best Laid Plans by LifesLover reviews
Once upon a time, they were as close as close could get, even though their gypsy clans had forbidden interaction. Then, with the echo of cruel words in their ears, they decided that to hate each other was a much better idea. /DISCONTINUED FOR RE-WRITE/
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,708 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Ianto Jones or Harry Potter? by Hope Night reviews
Ianto has secrets that go past Lisa. That goes into a world of mystery and magic. The secret? He was once Harry Potter. Now the Wizarding world wants their savior back. Something Ianto isn't sure he can be anymore. How can Jack help? Janto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,745 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Harry P., Jack H.
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 4,537 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life Out of Costume by Helicopters reviews
AkuRoku - Axel is going through the motions of life when he develops an interest in a cosplaying barista who gives him his daily dose of caffeine.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,743 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Fortunate Circumstance by Rulisu reviews
Roxas is expelled for fighting and shipped off to some bizzare private school on the edge of Twilight Town. He's convinced this could just be the worst thing that's ever happened to him. Until a certain redheaded someone turns his luck around...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,831 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Blood & Leather by Cykotyks reviews
Axel is kinky. Demyx is a perfect target. ‹Written for the KH Kink Meme on LJ› ‹Axel/Demyx› ‹YAOI; angry sex, bondage, blood, non-con play›
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 2,405 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
No Handlebars by SingingMisery reviews
Even the best of friends can become the worst of enemies *Character Death*
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Harmless Sin by HighGreenBunny reviews
When Roxas was sexually assulted at a party, his world falls apart. He has no one, his friends no longer care, and he cannot go to his parents. It wasn't until his cry for help was answered on the school restroom wall. Oneshot AkuRoku. Corrections made.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,152 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Bell Tower by Snake in the Grass reviews
It's hard to be celibate when there's a sexy gypsy like Demyx following you around. AU fic set in Hunchback of Notre Dame universe ZexionDemyx, written for the Zemyx Sex Tour.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Twelve days to Doom by Swing-21 reviews
Finished! Every year, Zim and Dib strike a twelve day truce to prepare for the upcoming battle against the evil Santa Costume. ZADR, Not your usual Christmas story.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Tempus Fugit: Time is Fudge by Swing-21 reviews
Time flies... Life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans. Zim learns this the hard way.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Say my name! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Demyx had thought himself to be many things. A Nobody, maybe a little of a buffon, a musician... But he would have never thought that he would become a chick magnet. And that the Organization... [DemyxxLottagirls][ReadXReview][New chapter up!]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,083 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Demyx
Tangerine by paintthesilence reviews
Roxas had never quite gotten used to working nights. Oneshot. AU. Akuroku. Rated M for language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Somatic Memory by DB2020 reviews
A freak accident lands Squall under the care of an irritated exknight. The relationship that develops soon becomes something only Seifer has any memory of. When Seifer can’t let go, will he be able to make Squall’s body remember?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,278 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Seifer A., Squall L. - Complete
Ain't It Funny by Sharem reviews
Ain't it funny how a moment could just change your life ...especially to Reno. After Advent Children. RenoxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Reno, Cloud S. - Complete
Perfectly Wrong reviews
...Naminé told me too. I tried to fight the decision, but I couldn't. So here it is, a story of my own, filled with fun and faggotry. ...not really.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete