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Joined 06-17-08, id: 1607910, Profile Updated: 07-01-12
Author has written 11 stories for Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Matrix, StarTrek: The Next Generation, BioShock, and Law and Order: SVU.

Hi! I'm Mew. Nice to meet you! I tend to go through obsessive phases so writing new fiction will more than likely be a hit-or-miss thing. I'll go through periods of intense activity and then periods of absolute inactivity. I'm still new to the whole fan fiction thing so sometimes I really don't know what the hell I'm doing lol. I promise to try and keep you as entertained by what I'm doing as I'm keeping myself.

06/20/2008: Got my first review! Thank you,Anicorn! You've filled me with a pleasent conceit of myself this morning lol!

06/21/2008: Review numbah 2! Thanks Lady Arabella Malfoy! Also...Take a Chance on Me is done! Woohoo! Go read it and review it immediately!

06/24/2008: To Liz, my anonymous reviewer, you flatter me. Thank you for the kind words :-)

06/25/2008: My stories have been favorited by Deathsfangirl and BloodCrow. I'm incredibly flattered and not worthy. Thank you! Ho snap...WhiteFire86 has favorited a story of mine too! Wow, thanks you guys! I promise to read something by y'all if you've written anything!

07/01/2008: Thanks for the kind (if all in caps) words, BringMe2life1490!

07/06/2008: Thanks LDeetz for subscribing to my latest work. I will do my best to finish it now that I know I have an interested reader! :-)

07/14/2008: Thanks Pooky The Kid for your kind words and for putting me on all your alert lists. I'm continually shocked at people who like my writing. I hope my future work doesn't let you down! :-)

08/15/2008: For some reason I'm not getting email alerts for anything on this site. Sorry about that. Thanks KnucklesRedFury207.2 and WithoutHesitation for the kind words. WithoutHesitation, I am not worthy of your praise...your writing puts mine to shame!

08/16/2008: I seem to have moved on to The Matrix. One can only hope I do as well there as I have with Beetlejuice.

08/25/2008: To Gunnythedude, another anonymous reviewer (and my first Matrix reviewer), thank you so much for reading and reviewing!! I intend to "keep on keeping on!" :-D

08/30/2008: Big old special thanks to my very good friend from Gaia Online, Shimi-Baka, who helped me flesh out chapter 8 of In The Beginning. Without her, I'd still be held prisoner by writer's block. Thank you, Shimmerz!!

09/01/2008: More big old special thanks to my other very good friend from Gaia Online, Maewolf, who helped me get started on (and give a title to) A Tangled Web. You're a good idea woman, Mae!! I should also mention Shimi-Baka again because she helped me with A Tangled Web by suggesting I create a timeline for my main character. SO HELPFUL! Thank you both so so much!

09/09/2008: Thank you Natalie.040891 for favoriting In The Beginning! Be sure to check out the sequal, A Tangled Web!

09/10/2008: Woo! That was a MARATHON! A Tangled Web is finished yay! And I have to mention that my captain for the Gnosis, Marlin, is named after my friend Maewolf's parakeet. Yay for parakeets! PLEASE REVIEW IN THE BEGINNING AND A TANGLED WEB!!

09/11/2008: Thanks to Starbucks galaxy for the kind review and for adding me as a favorite author. :-)

10/02/2008: Thanks S0l1tary0ne for favoriting Take a Chance on Me. Also, I've got some serious writer's block going on so sorry I've not updated An Unexpected Ending. But I think I've got a handle on the next chapter so be expecting an update sometime in the near future.

10/07/2008: So...I posted An Unexpected Ending on 09/21/2008 and here we are what...16 days after the first chapter posting the second one. And this second only 900 words or so. Meanwhile, I have 4 other chapters written but I don't know where they go in the story (and one of them is so VERY explicit that I'm not sure I can post it here and not violate TOS). Plus I have a good 4 pages of random notes and the fifth incarnation of a colour-coded character list, all of which is collected into a charming 1/2" binder and currently residing in my purse (yes, my purse is that big) where it has been for almost 2 weeks now completely untouched. Writer's realdo. But anyway, chapter 2 is finally up of An Unexpected Ending so go read it! Imma go take some more notes or something lol.

Supplemental: One of the 4 chapters I had done already? It seemed to fit next so I cleaned it up, typed it up, and posted it. Wow...I go 16 days without any updates and then you get two chapters in one day! Yay!

10/08/2008: Thanks for reading my stuff, BEETLESBABES! :-)

10/09/2008: Thanks again, BEETLESBABES! Glad you like my stuff :-)

10/10/2008: Took a break from the effing Matrix and wrote a one-shot bit of fluff for Star Trek the Next Generation. It was fun to write and it amuses me so I decided to share it with the intertubes. Hope you enjoy it!

10/18/2008: Thanks CrystalArcher for the kind words. Also, I fear my Matrix trilogy will never truly be finished. I've just written the third stinking plot map and I'm still no closer to writing the next chapter. I'm sorry...I'm so sorry...

10/22/2008: Thanks for the reviews, Oceanfae. Glad to amuse you :-). Also, this past Monday I posted two new chapters to An Unexpected Ending. The name of that fic might be changing, though, because the story keeps changing. Stay tuned!

10/29/2008: Thanks armedzibra for the review.

10/30/2008: Thanks armedzibra for adding me as a favorite author :-)

11/09/2008: Thanks LadyLasa for the review and for favoriting me :-)

12/11/2008: Been a while. Sorry about that. Thanks to everyone who has reviewed me lately and also those who have favorited me or my work. Sorry I didn't say thanks sooner!

12/12/2008: Thanks Ducky'sgirl4ever for adding me to your alert list, favoriting "Kittens," the kind review for "Kittens," and for generally making me feel completely full of myself this morning lol. :-)

01/05/2009: Happy New Year, Fan Fic-ers! Thanks to everyone I haven't thanked yet for reviews and alerts and junk, especially TheTARDIS who had some very kind words regarding "Kittens."

03/02/2009: Ok thank everyone who's favorited me in the past couple months. I don't remember who all of you are...sorry. And yes, I know...I never finished that Matrix fic. And I'm sorry. Someday I will hopefully go back to it. In the meantime, I've written a one-shot for BioShock yay! Go read it immediately AND REVIEW!! Thanks!

03/09/2009: Thanks to ObeyThyHeart and Tasmanian Tiger 221 for their kind reviews of "Jack's Journal."

03/11/2009: Belated thanks to Blesformy for the kind review of "Gimme a Man after Midnight." Thanks also to Lunaros for favoriting "Jack's Journal." :-)

07/18/2009: I don't have a list of everyone who has been reviewing and favoriting my stuff lately, so I'll just say thank you to all of you. You humble me. Also...finally...a new chapter of An Unexpected Ending!! Woo! FINALLY!! I'm back writing my ambitious Matrix trilogy of prequils (can't spell lol) and it feels pretty good. Keep checking back!

10/27/2009: Once again I have no list of everyone who has reviewed and favorited me, so again I offer a blanket thank you and apology. I'm glad my work amuses you :-). Also, finally, a new chapter of An Unexpected Ending has arrived! I have it down to about 4 more chapters that need to be written. The hard part is where to begin. A lot has to happen in those chapters, and finding a jumping off point is proving difficult. So yeah...stay tuned!

04/30/2010: Just logged in to fix the Jack's Journal story on a few points and suddenly discovered all my little "--" marks to break up different sections in a chapter are gone from all my stories. This is not good. So begins the "separate everything into different chapters" project. How absolutely annoying...I mean, the structure of many of my stories depends on leaving the chapters as they are...they can't support new chapters. Crap nuggets. Oh well...I'll figure it out. Also, thanks to all my readers and reviewers. Like usual, I don't have a list of them, but I try to reply to each of you when I get emails.

06/17/2010: Oh God, I've crossed into the Dark Side. I wrote a Law and Order SVU fic today. Not only did I write an SVU fan fic, but it's about Benson and Stabler getting together romantically. SO WRONG. And yet...somehow...very satisfying to write lol. Hope those of you who read it enjoy it :-) and leave many comments/reviews.

Also in the news today, as you can probably tell I haven't gotten around to cleaning up all my other fics. It's on my list, I promise, it's just been pretty busy for me lately so I've not had a chance. I think I've found a way to keep from having to split everything into new chapters or whatever, so wish me luck lol.

07/02/2010: My SVU fan fic had a baby. Well, actually it had a second chapter. It is complicating my life...this chapter necessitates at least 2, if not three more chapters. Then I have to change the order the chapters appear in because I seem to be writing it backwards.! But hey...what's life without a few complications right? Maybe it'll turn out to be fun lol. I haven't written a multi-chapter fic since the Matrix (still not done...sorry, kids), so let's see where SVU takes us, yes? Thanks for the wonderful reviews I've received (y'all know who you are) and let's hope I get this sucker done before I get Matrix-like writer's block lol. Wish me luck!

06/21/2012: Wow...4 years later and I'm at it again. Beetlejuice has taken over my brain and I'm off and writing lol. Stay tuned for a minor overhaul of my profile, the long-ago promised clean up of all my existing fics, and of course for updates of my newest fic. I will discipline myself to finish it...hopefully...

PS Thanks to everyone who has read, reviewed, and favorited me over the past two years. I love it when people stumble across something I've written and decide they like it. Hope you like the new shiz. Thanks again!

07/01/2012: BJ Fic is finished...and I just discovered that there is a movie section for Beetlejuice FF as well as a cartoon section...which means my story is in the wrong damn place. FUCKADUCK. I don't know whether to leave it where it is or move it. Hmm...

Anyway, thanks to everyone who read and reviewed. I've actually got an idea in my head for epilogue to this story plus 5 inter-related song fics. Not sure if that will go anywhere, but we'll see.

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Bridezilla by Gnom DePlume reviews
It was time they got hitched...come hell or high Neitherworld antics! Movieverse sequel. BJ/Lydia
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,081 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 3/4/2009 - [Lydia D., Beetlejuice] - Complete
Truth and Beauty by Mr. Gregor Samsa reviews
After years of therapy Lydia Deetz was finally made to forget her disruptive "imaginary friend" and move on with life. Now the 25-year-old nihilist dares to remember what she was told to forget. She dares to call his name. Mixture of movie & cartoon.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,310 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice
Little Fish, Big Fish by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
There's the age difference, there's the living in different dimensions and of course the little matter of mortality. Beetlejuice and Lydia. A sort-of sequel to The Point Sometimes.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice - Complete
Good Company by wee-me reviews
He shows up on her couch one day, out of the blue, and makes himself at home.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice - Complete
Office Romance? by wee-me reviews
Miss Argentina gives the only accurate and detailed account of Juno and Betelgeuse's relationship, so listen up.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
Beckoning by sicklittlepervert reviews
Betelgeuse and Lydia are surprised to find they have something in common. Has some "colourful" language, but let's face it, that's one reason we love Beej.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,733 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Tempest by FairDrea reviews
Nine years is too long to go without your best friend, especially after realizing that there was so much more than a friendship at stake. Lydia calls Beetlejuice back and risks it all for love. Rated M for adult sitautions. Total fluff and smut.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice - Complete
The Deal by sicklittlepervert reviews
Beetlejuice is forced to "keep an eye on" Lydia. Little does he know it will lead to so much more. Rated T for language and adult themes.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,170 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice - Complete
Going Home by do i need a pen name reviews
It's been a year and a half since that day at Bad Wolf Bay. Rose is trying to fit in with her new life when someone from the Doctor's past arrives. Rose might just have found a way back to the universe she will always call home...COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,150 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 9/13/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Screw the Consequences by RaversAnthem reviews
Mostly movieverse. What's a poltergeist to do when his name is called and arrives only to find the one calling him doing something he never thought they'd do? BJxLyds.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete
Juno's Kid by wee-me reviews
A story where Betel is only recently gone, Lydia cries, and Juno is no-nonsense and maternal. Basically the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Sleeping Grisly by oddsends reviews
Let a sleeping dog lie...unless he's your soulmate, of course.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Price of Paradise by WithoutHesitation reviews
Sequel to 'Lydia was late.' No one ever said it would be easy. This was Beetlejuice, after all. But with the choices they made that have led them here, will they be allowed to enjoy their new-found happiness? Or will 'choices' have to be made again?
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,659 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
Up In Smoke by Shini02 reviews
Movieverse. Oneshot. Betelgeuse has plans for Lydia Deetz. Unfortunately his well thought out vengence scheme isn't as fool proof as he thought it was. BetelgeusexLydia. Rating for swearing and sex.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Marriage On The Outs by wee-me reviews
In the darkness Beetlejuice contemplates his sleeping wife.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20/2007
But He's a Cheerleader! by EE's Skysong reviews
Lydia loves her fiance, really she does. It's just so hard to think when BJ's looking at her like that... 'So you're really leaving? No second thoughts...' 'None. I love him.' 'Was it just me, or did that sound like a total lie?
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Ghost Roads by Llewlyn reviews
Sequel to 'With This Ring.' Accepting help from a poltergeist is probably ill advised in any situation, but involve possession, haunted basements, desecrated graveyards, and shrimp fried rice, and things become a little more... complicated.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,689 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
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Never Parted for Long reviews
One shot. Hard to describe...Beetlejuice is in a sandy prison but he can still pull poltergeist tricks on Lydia. Even the Powers That Be can't keep these two apart forever. Lame summary is lame. Also, Beej may be slightly out of character...just sayin. T for language.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Debt reviews
FIRMLY Movie-verse. Rated M for language and...other very good reasons. Older and wiser Lydia, freshly divorced, returns to the Winter River house of her youth to do some soul searching. She unwittingly releases Beetlejuice from his 20-year prison, and he's in the mood to collect on the debt she owes him.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
God Damn Cell Phones reviews
O/E. Started as a 1-shot and grew. I've totally revamped it. There's really no plot...I guess it's mostly O/E fluff. I dunno, I'm bad at summaries lol. Just read it and review it and me love you long time.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
An Unexpected Ending reviews
Summary inside. Part three of 3 prequels to the Movie trilogy.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,333 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008
Jack's Journal: Post Rapture reviews
One-shot. Several journal entries from Jack's POV concerning the reconditioning of the surviving little sisters as well as himself. Rated T for paranoia's sake.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Jack R. - Complete
Of Kittens and Mountain Dew reviews
One shot. Freak wormhole propells Jenn from the 21st century to the Enterprise in the 24th century. Jenn feels a little out of place, but Data finds a way to make her more comfortable. Rated T for language and alcohol use.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Data - Complete
A Tangled Web reviews
Summary inside. Part two of 3 prequels to the Movie trilogy. Be sure to check out part three, An Unexpected Ending.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
In The Beginning reviews
Summary inside. Part one of 3 prequels to the Movie trilogy. Be sure to check out part two, A Tangled Web.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,768 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Breaking All the Rules reviews
Movieverse. Rated M for cursing, violence, scary images, and a tame sex scene. I die and have to haunt the guy who killed me. BJ and I scare the heck out of him...but our work comes with a price.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Beetlejuice - Complete
Take a Chance on Me reviews
Lydia needs some time away, and Beetlejuice isn't very happy with the arrangement. As the old saying goes, distance makes us wise. BJxLydia. Cartooniverse. Rated T for mild cursing.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Gimme a Man After Midnight reviews
Two-shot. Cartooniverse only because it's BJxLyds. Lydia meets Beetlejuice in a bar after not seeing him for 10 years. Warning: Lyds is probably completely out of character. Rated T for suggestive content.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete