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So um... I guess I should begin talking about myself... Okay, here are some random facts about myself, if anyone even cares:

Name: Sam

Gender: Female

Age: fourteen

Country: America

Race: I'm sort of a mix of things, but mostly Italian. Yeah, Italy!! They have good food there, or so I've heard. :)

Favorite color: A light purple, or dark purple, or voilet... all depending on my mood I guess. But you get the point.

Favorite Music: I've never heard a song in my life. Mostly because my whole childhood my parents stuffed me in a hole and called me "it" (only later on did I find out this was a bad thing) and shoved a bunch of books in with me. My older brother taught me how to read, mostly because I talked to him all the time and he needed something to distract me. Wasn't actualy that bad. My theropist is going to be angery that I haven't taken his addvise and listened to some music, but what he doesn't know won't hurt him, right?

Okay, so I was kidding, all right? Don't freak out and feel sorry for me. I hate pitty. I just like messing with people. :)

I like listening to light music. You'd never guess if you met me, everyone just assumes I listen to hard rock (or screamo). I don't listen to that light LIGHT music, just the soft stuff with a beet!! If you're wondering what the heck that means, then go onto 105.9 FM. Yes, I know the radio is old and all, but I can't fingure out how to download stuff on my ipod.

My VERY favorite song is White Flag. The list goes on and on, but I don't want to spend that long on it.

Friends: Jessica, Jennifer, Alison, Beth, Lyne, Sam, Megan, Betsy, Rachel um... so if you're my friend and I forgot to put you on here don't be mad. I wrote this at like 4 in the morning. Give me a little credit, I'm still writting aren't I? Yes Jess, my eyes are VERY red and I have my sports drink right next to me (and a BIG pile of empty ones behind me).

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If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have fallen down the "up" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile.

If your love Sharpies, rping, chocolate, more chocolate, food in general...chocolate..., and the internet, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever spelled something wrong, on your hand, in sharpie, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, PersonofRandoness

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If It Weren't For You by inluvwitacullen reviews
Bella, a simple servant, is stripped away from her one true love, the prince, Jacob Black in order to maintain peace throughout the kingdom. She makes a silent vow to herself to never speak again until she is reunited with her one love. Enter Edward... AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008
Titanic Twilight Style reviews
The most devistating ship recorded in history, and guess who's on board! Rated T, just in case. All human. Sorry, it wouldn't work with vampires, too easy. BxE, RxEm, AxJ, EsxC. characters may die! IF WEAK DO NOT READ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008