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Poll: So who should sing next in my FB karaoke fanfic? And if you have a song you'd love them to sing, message or review and I'll see if it fits in. Vote Now!
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Joined 06-17-08, id: 1608128, Profile Updated: 02-07-12
Author has written 10 stories for Bartimaeus Trilogy, X-overs, Harry Potter, Death Note, and Fruits Basket.

Do I really have nothing on here? I feel so devoid of personality.
Hi! I likely have no idea who you are, have never seen you, never met you, never waited in line for the bathroom with you, et cetera. However... I know we're going to be best friends!! = D

Creepy music is playing somewhere.

That's really not me. I'm just in this for the ensuing hilarity.

So, to everyone out there, I don't want to be friends.
I will talk to you, yes.
Thank you, yes.
Review you, yes.
Beta for you, of course.
Be your friend? No. Probably not.

It's been a while since I've updated this. And I am tired. How utterly useless.

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12 Pains of Fruits Basket Christmas! by gracelalia reviews
It's a holiday favorite! The 12 Pains of Christmas Fruits Basket Style! Enjoy!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
Recipe for a Mary Sue by Min Daae reviews
A little poem on how to make a Mary Sue. Not my favorite, but still rather silly. Beware of high cholesterol content. R&R?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 6,801 - Follows: 497 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Hurry Up and Get Off!
A companion to the "Hurry Up and Die" series, this is THE guide to Harry Potter yaoi dos and don'ts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Karaoke Night reviews
In this I-have-a-plot, non-competition karaoke fic, the Sohmas rent a private venue; creepy singing ensues. Canon pairings, but I might start one that's not. Not pairing-centric much . Reviews are like graffiti; you write on and about what you love.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009
Faux Felix reviews
Harry takes what he *thinks* is felix felicis, but it's stale. It gives him but one instruction: live a day making decisions according to the newest complete story on FFN when he wakes up… recommended that you read the story Keyword Search first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not All reviews
A poem I wrote with DN in my mind: a look at the world and all its shortcomings. Reviewing is always appreciated.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
Hurry Up and Die, Ron Weasley! reviews
The second installment in my Hurry Up and Die! epic. Can be read as a standalone. 10 more helpful tips for the potential angsty, depressing suicide fic writer in all of us!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Ron W. - Complete
What If My Fall Wasn't Enough to Kill Me? reviews
A Bartimaeus trilogy fanfic. What happens if Nathaniel manages to escape from dying after the building falls on him? A KittyXNathaniel fic. It was GOING to be serious, I swear, but then they got a little crazy; that's just the way they are.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Nathaniel, Kitty J. - Complete
Keyword Search reviews
Currently a one-shot, though other unrelated stories/chapters could follow. What happens when Harry's newest fan club becomes tyrannical? Shounen-ai, but if you check the characters, you've ruined the story!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Castle of Terror reviews
What happens when Harry decides to go visit his old Headmaster? Something creepy. A 200 word drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Hurry Up and Die, Harry Potter! reviews
Helpful tips for the potential angsty, depressing suicide fic writer in all of us! The first and possibly only installment of the Hurry Up and Die! epic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
We Love You, Mary Sue! reviews
A little humorous parody poem about MARY SUES. Please R&R, I'm trying so hard to publish frequently and it would really make me happy!
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
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