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Joined 06-17-08, id: 1608131, Profile Updated: 10-05-08
Author has written 1 story for Pirates of the Caribbean.

Why, hello there...

This is DarksideHasCookies here, formerly known as Bob-the-bear, and yes, my stunning ability at chosing pen names has yet to improve. I started up this new account, because after a long break from writing, I realised that I had no idea what my old password was. Besides, I'd like to think that I've changed alot since year 8, the first time that I got into this, so it's time for a change in name/look. I had a number of stories on my old account, some of which I am planning on touching up a bit, or just keeping an idea but rewriting an old story, so if you see something really really familiar, chances are I'm plagarising off myself. Anyhoo, heres a little about me:

Favourite Authors
Isobelle Carmondy, David Eddings, Terry Pratchet, Tamora Pierce, Shakespeare, Tom Stoppard, Douglas Adams, Lian Hearn, Philip Pullman, John Marsden and probably more that I can't think of at the moment. Though I like Harry Potter fanfiction, I detest Rowling and her books. I think it is really overrated and unbelievable, even if some of the ideas were ok. I'll add a rant onto here another time in case anyone is interested.

Favourite TV shows
NCIS, Heros, Prison Break, Numbers, CSI, Criminal Minds

Favourite movies
Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Pirates of the Carribean (only the first)

Favourite quotes
"Hindsight is 20 20"
"For want of a nail, the war was lost"

I'll probably add more at a later stage, but until then..

Ta ta!


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Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 243,394 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 5,078 - Follows: 5,642 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 3,894 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
PoTC: Curse of the Make up Brush reviews
A parody of Curse of the Black Pearl, in which Will is a he-she, no one remembers Elizabeth's name and every one loves Jack... inspired by Johnny Depp wearing eyeliner... read and enjoy!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2008