Michi the Killer
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Joined 01-26-02, id: 160829, Profile Updated: 07-22-11
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Battle Royale, and Kingdom Hearts.

Herein you will find stories of varying levels of humour, darkness, and messed-up twisty things.

All slash, all the time.

Mostly Harry/Draco, but my other main pairing is the extremely elusive animal that is Leon/Seifer.

That's all.

ANYTHING WRITTEN BEFORE "in the closet" IS COMPLETE AND UTTER CRAP, AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH. THANK YOU.

~~~Updates~~~

2010.08.30: As promised, Chapter 7 of Autumn Moon is up! The plot thickens. It gets rather R-rated in this chapter again, I hope you guys like it. More sexual themes and violence, yay! More Leon/Seifer to come soon, and hopefully, I'll finally be able to finish my Halloween H/D story this year...

2010.08.04: I'm supposed to be working on a lab report. Anyway, new old Leon/Seifer story, with sexy things and sexual tension (ho yay!) but no actual sex in it (boo!). It's a companion piece to my friend's story, Chrysanthemum. Takes place in this weird semi-realistic AU that we like where Leon is a baker/assassin (he bakes and he kills), and Seifer is a teenager from, quite literally, the wrong side of the tracks. I have lots of AU with these two, so I may post more.

Also, new chapter of Autumn Moon coming soon.

2009.12.28: Autumn Moon is updated, with a chapter chock full of everybody's two favorite things: sexual themes and violence, yay! My last update of the year 2009, so I hope it's a good one. Hope you all had a merry Christmas, and a very happy new year to all!

2009.11.23: Ah. Um. Hello. What happened to the frequent updates, you ask? Well, it's actually quite easy to explain. I wrote a story for Big Bang called "Nightingale," featuring a prompt for a drain-bamage, er, brain-damaged!Draco. It's novel-length, and thusly should occupy you for a while, while I try to get back on track with writing frequently. Read it here. New chapter of Autumn Moon is up, yay!

2007.09.29: Rewrite of my very first H/D fic, "Eden". Rated R. The NC-17 version can be found at my livejournal.

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Escape The Sun by Cat In My Fridge reviews
Seifer x Squall. "The thing is that the game between us hasn't changed. Only the rules have." Porn With Plot. Hard M. For Hyogen.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,371 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Seifer A., Squall L. - Complete
Resolution by Frances Potter reviews
PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS STORY IS A WORK IN PROGRESS. Due to ill-health it hasn't been updated for a very long time. The masterlist can be found here: http://dragon-charmer./242884.html HarryDraco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 313,810 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/28/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
Innocence, Imperfectly by lipstick traces reviews
twincest, slash, angst (also abuse, cutting, rape, etc). george and fred sort out fraternal **snicker** difficulties, and harry and draco blur the line between love and hate. varying POVs. chapter 24, finally: in which there is a dinner.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,264 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/20/2002 - Published: 8/22/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Horror, The Pain, The SLASH! by rhovan reviews
This is for everyone who has ever read REALLY BAD slash and wanted to rip out their own eyes, this is slash MY way. UPDATED Chapter 4 is up people. Read it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,979 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/18/2002 - Published: 9/10/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
Red by breed reviews
See Draco. Draco plays Quidditch. Play, Draco, play. PoA Harry/Draco fic in response to the First Kiss Project.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,450 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
SECRET DIARIES OF HOGWARTS: BOOK TWO! by Sarah Noble reviews
Sequel to the first SDOH. Read all about the tortured love lives and wardrobes of HP characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Severus S., Draco M.
SECRET DIARIES OF HOGWARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
You don't really know a person...until you read their VERY SECRET DIARY...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/11/2002
Untouchable Face by Amalin reviews
When your memory is something that other people play with and your mind their discarded playground, what else can you believe in besides your own reflection? Lockhart and angst, what a combination.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,397 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/9/2002 - Published: 4/4/2002
A Girl with Kaleidoscope Eyes by Kyra Cullinan reviews
This is not a story about Tara. Willow, after 'Grave'.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/19/2002 - Willow R., Tara M.
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you look so fine reviews
"Losing his virginity was a bloody good time; waking up the next morning, however, next to a man's ribcage - that was a bloody bad time." Draco is a Veela and Harry is his mate. Crack!Horror. Dark humor abounds. One-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,051 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
And the Autumn Moon Is Bright reviews
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Lycanthropic HD, featuring werewolf!Draco. It's dark!crackfic. Or is it crack!darkfic? Who knows? Enjoy. DH compliant, except for epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 94,334 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
tertium non datur reviews
Based on an AU where Leon is a baker-assassin - not that he assassinates bakers, but that he bakes and kills people. Seifer is probably 16 or 17 here. Leon/Seifer, of course, but they're not ready to admit it yet. Preslash and intense sexual tension.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Leon/Squall L., Seifer - Complete
the bridge or the pulley reviews
Leon invites chaos into his life in the form of a boy. A love story. Leon/Seifer . First-time, warnings for chan/shota.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,399 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Leon/Squall L., Seifer - Complete
Eden Revisited reviews
With knowledge comes suffering. On the nature of good and evil, love and hate. Taste the apple. HD. R for abstract sex, NC17 explicit version hosted offsite. No particular canon or spoilers, can be considered AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
a little princess reviews
The only thing you can rely on is that you can't rely on anything. Mitsuko knows what it means to be a good girl. MitsukoNoriko
Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
still hope reviews
If anybody, Malfoy should have been the vampire, Harry always thought. There's always a chance to make things right. Just a short flashfic, nice in a very notnice way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Art of Seduction reviews
Frills, finances, and a French maid costume. What could be better? Draco & Blaise make a bet that the former can't seduce a certain someone...Canon up until OotP. On hiatus for the time being, but I will come back to this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 3/25/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
silver reviews
i'll love you forever... but that never lasts very long. A prequel to 'in the closet'. Read that first, if you haven't already.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
in the closet reviews
Ron needs to see a psychiatrist, Ginny's paranoid, Hermione's absent, and Harry's in denial...My very first H/G! Teehee! H/D fans should read, though...you'll be suprised...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,439 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Whoring at Hogwarts reviews
Keeping this one up because it's funny. Abandoned for the time being, but I may resurrect it...someday...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Moonlight Sonata reviews
A moment of intimacy. SLASH, D/H, One-shot. Rated R for abstract sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete