Lords of Defenestration
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Joined 06-18-08, id: 1608320, Profile Updated: 08-19-11
Author has written 4 stories for Kingdom Hearts.

This is a joint account between Kuri and Kitii. Or simply, the LORDS OF DEFENESTRATION!


okay. yeah.

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Truth by Ebil Chameleon reviews
AkuRoku/SoRiku/Zemyx/Seiner. COMPLETE! "You scare him the most, Roxas. You are Axel's biggest fear. Because he's terrified of hurting you."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 232,282 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
How My Best Friend Screwed Me Over by Tyson FoxFlame reviews
[AkuRoku] It’s funny how life doesn’t always work out how we want. I mean, I expected to leave high school with average grades, looks, and maybe a girlfriend. But my best friend had another plan and decided to turn my life upside down. Some friend huh?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 111,363 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Roxas, Axel
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Promise by tastes-like-ciel reviews
We promised, didn’t we? All those years ago, out in the sunflower meadow. It was just the two of us. We promised, right? Together…but…it was broken. Forgive me…Lelouch. // “You’re the one. I think you always were.” SuzaLulu
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
False Truth by PlentyOfFun reviews
Here I am, It's Me and Shiki's 3rd Month Anniversary and shes not here. "Hello Neku, Long time no see" SPOILERS AND LEMON INSIDE ! Neku/Joshua.
World Ends With You - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
Hack Value by Souvenir reviews
You know what you are? You're like Sudoku. You're too complicated. You're black and white. Everybody pronounces your name wrong. And every time I feel like I've finally solved you, I realize that I've screwed it up beyond imagination. God,I love puzzles.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Axel, Roxas
It's Like Hell by Zed-Azrael reviews
AU. We moved to get away from the craziness of city life. But Mom didn’t know that moving us out to the suburbs would land me with the hot Roxas, his psycho twin who wanted to castrate me, and their freaky manparents. AkuRoku RikuSora Zemyx TerraVen
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 45,361 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Axel, Roxas
The Chances you Never Took by The-Lesser-of-two-Goods reviews
When the socially awkward Roxas meets the enigmatic Axel in a grocery store, he keeps finding himself thrown into the destiny of this man. Will Roxas step out of his comfort bubble and, for once, let someone in? Boyxboy, might get fluffy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,849 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Food For Thought by CherryFlavoredChalk reviews
Roxas refuses to kiss Hayner, as the latter always has food in his mouth. Hayner looks for loop-holes. Roxas/Hayner one-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Hayner, Roxas - Complete
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall by The Writer Triumphant reviews
Sora the love of my life convinces me to drive nearly clear across the country to rescue his twin brother. It wouldn't have been that bad, except we have to bring Kairi along. And Sora's boyfriend. Roxas, you'd better be worth it. AkuRoku, RikuSora. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Sex Ed 101 by kokoro77 reviews
Roxas wishes summer vacation would never end. Who wants to end up in Sex Education in an all boys school? Especially when you're paired up with the new bad boy in town... -AkuRoku- -sequel posted-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,399 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Tease by paintthesilence reviews
Axel goes for a third attempt at Junior year, Roxas learns to kiss, Sora likes ladybugs and Riku is sexually frustrated. AU, rated M for language, yaoi, lemonlime in later chapters. [AkuRoku][RikuSora][Zemyx][LeonCloud]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 141,770 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Dating Game by Atiannala reviews
AU. AkuRoku... eventually. It's high school. you know how that goes. Comedic romances, awkward discoveries. and plenty of guilty pleasures.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Roxas, Axel
Separate Lives by Slashapalooza reviews
Sora has always been taught that the rich and the poor shouldn’t mix. Then, he flunks out of his prep school and gets sent to a public school in the ‘slums’, where a certain whitehaired boy sets out to change his mind.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,160 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Riku, Sora
Pain by fatalfeline reviews
Pain... Pain is a feeling... a tightness and a tingling... But pain is only a feeling. Why do we fear it? Only a feeling. [graphic, torture, sadism, onesided SaixAxel, oneshot] If you don't like it, do not read it. The product of the dark side of my mind.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Axel, Xemnas - Complete
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How To Lose A Stalker reviews
You see, I never meant to pass my stalker to my brother. I also never meant to steal his boyfriend. It really wasn’t my fault, really. AU/OOC RikuRoxas. One sided Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,083 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Roxas, Riku
A Shot In The Dark reviews
Screams of pain, monsters under your bed? A series of one shots based off of myths and horror stories.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
What's Wrong With A Porn Star reviews
He was an average boy. Had an average life, an average girlfriend, an average job. Everything was average. Until he met Axel, a not so average red head, with a not so average job, and a not so average interest in Roxas. AU/OOC Akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Roxas, Axel
Rip Van Winkle reviews
You wouldn't normally expect your science class to change your life. But when there is little funding at your school and you end up with a baby and a new room mate... what do you do? Roxion. AU/OOC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,898 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Roxas, Zexion - Complete