Sexy Roy
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Joined 06-18-08, id: 1608424, Profile Updated: 06-07-10
Author has written 3 stories for Doctor Who, Death Note, and Pokémon.

Hey, you sexy little babes, my name's Roy Smith and I'm the hottest guy you'll ever taste. ;)

My favourite ships are...

Doctor Who:
-The face of Bo/Ood/Roy Smith
-Dalek Kaan/Rose/Roy Smith
-Rose/Ood/Roy Smith

Cooking Mama:
-Cooking Mama/anyone/Roy Smith

The Animals of Farthing Wood:
-Toad/Badger/Roy Smith
-Adder/Roy Smith

Death Note:
-Ryuuku/Roy Smith
-Rem/Roy Smith

Buffy the Vampire Layer
-Balthazar/Roy Smith

Pirates of the Caribbean
-Davy Jones/The Kraken/Roy Smith

And of course, every story can be improved when you add:
-Electric eels
-Slugs
-Leeches
-Roy Smith ;)

If there's anything you'd like me to write, I take requests. ;)

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The Wardrobe by Crazy4Moony reviews
Sirius and Remus are forced to hide in a wardrobe, because they accidently had sex on their best friend's bed. Oh yes, accidents like that do happen--but how exactly? And who's fault is it? Sirius' penis, the skirt or the lube? Oh, so many mysteries. RS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Can We Remove the Penis? by Weirdad reviews
Simba's search for sex.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Not Everyone on the Internet is a Pervert by Goddesses of Yaoi reviews
Naruto has just recieved an invitation to the newest forum on the internet, commonly known as The Wall. With a crazy friend, an Avenger duck, and a username called Small Penis Lover, will Naruto ever be popular on the internet? AU, Sasunaru, cracky.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Penis: A Guide To It's Pleasures by frogginginsanity reviews
During Harry's midnight stumblings, he finds a room containing hundreds of books, sex manuals to be exact. When he fantasizes about Draco Malfoy, what happens? WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT! YOU ARE WARNED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Twatter and the StoneHard Penis by J.K. Rowlingonthefloor reviews
Harry and the gang get into a sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Harry P., Albus D.
The saga of pinner, sorry, Legolas by chode reviews
A whirlwind story involving Legolas, a pinner, harsh name calling, a penis that changes size at will, and Gandalf in a G. You know you wanna! R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Legolas
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When someone slips them all viagra reviews
A mature Death Note story about what happens when they are horny.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Watari, L
Roy's Quest
The one and only Roy HIV Smith aspires to be the greatest Pokemon master... but not in the way you think. ;
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Psyduck/Koduck, Prof. Samuel O./Prof. Yukinari O.
An Ood story of sex reviews
A sexy story where an Ood meets Rose and the dalek Caan and also Davy Jones from The Pirates of the Caribean
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete