Author has written 10 stories for Naruto.
Yo, Thomas here and this is my profile. You'll find a few things about me here as well as my slight obsession with Naruto/Anko
MY absolute fave anime?Well I'll be honest i have only really seen Naruto and Bleach but i have watched most of the
My fav characters?Well BUU is no 1 in my books and then there's Anko and Naruto of course then Shikamaru, I'm telling you
My ultimatenest Naruto quotes? (All from stories, 6 and 7 are from the same story though, I thought they were class :D)
(1) “Gee, Pein, what are we gonna do tomorrow night?”
“The same thing we do every night, Konan. Try to take over the world!”
(2) “You okay Hinata?”
Ino leaned over, “I think she’s busy ogling Naruto.”
“Ah…. never mind then…”
(3) “Huh? What do you mean that’s agidilsmerklshnek!”
As Naruto fell out of lucidity and into a dream of drowning in a giant bowl of ramen, the Kyuubi decided to practice a power he had not used for a long time.
(4) Huh? Wha? Is that you, female raptor Jesus?
… Eh…. Sure…
Go away! I wanted mecha Buddha!
(5) Um… and why should I trust you?
Well, I’m a voice in your head. Why shouldn’t you trust me?
(6) “But why did you need to find Karin so badly?” Sakura asked, curious.
“I need her to go find my brother so I can finally avenge my family.”
“Isn’t he already dead?”
“Oh right. Man, I’ve been saying it for so long, it’s become a habit.”
(7) “Itachi-san, are you sure about this?” Kisame asked his partner.
“Yes. Zetsu’s intelligence suggests that the Nine-Tailed jinchuuriki is somehow drawn to pink hair,” Itachi said.
“So you dyed your hair pink?”
“Yes. This is the easiest way to catch Naruto-kun. When it is done, that pain in the ass of a boss we have can stop pestering.”
"Err, Zetsu said that the brat was actually a girl in disguise,"
“Zetsu says a lot of things. I’m not beating up a little blonde girl.”
“But you’ll dye your hair pink?”
(8) “DYNAMIC ENTRY!!”
“MY HEAD!! BUT I KEEP MY BRAIN IN THERE!!”
(9) “Foolish little brother, you lack-”
“If you keep saying that, THIS CHIDORI IS GOING STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS!!”
(10) “Zabuza, Haku, aren’t you dead?”
“We got better,” Retorted the missing-nin.
I have many loves for things, a good story based around a super powerful Naruto, time travelling Naruto to when Young
To me this is a powerful combination but I can't really come up with any ideas for a story that brings them all together. (Anyone
Hopefully I will be able to post up one of these stories I have wondering around in my head that features Naruto, Soi fon and
I must add that I will probably have massive gaps inbetween updates or post about six chapters at once so im sorry if this
THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1) Who is your favorite character(s)?Naruto, Anko, Tsunade, Jiraiya, FemKyuubi
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)?NaruAnko, NaruFemKyuu, AnkoFemKyuu
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Perhaps hentai but definitely not yaoi
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Nope
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Nothing, unless you count reading the manga online as
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? I love Anko!!
7) NaruHina or KibaHina?NaruHina out of the pair, but I still don't like it!
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku, I mean seriously, who the hell came up with SasuNaru?
9) Which team is your favorite? Team Anko! (or eight if I have to choose a real one)
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) I like to think Tobi is who he is. A crazy man who thinks he is
11) Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father theory? He IS Naruto's father. Manga reference bitches :)
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Zetsu-sempai most definitely With Pein next.
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke. He’s a noob
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Not all. As far as
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Nope
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No. Just trying to get attention. I mean think about his past man...
17) Sub or dub?Sub though the dub is ok I think.
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura. I hope she dies by Kyuubi’s actions!
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Funny
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Please look to question 10 for reference and answer.
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Ugly nerd
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku, already done it .
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Awesome!
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how?Female Kyuubi-Doesn’t do her justice to be so angry
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Yes
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Yes
27) Do you like lemons? Well I must or I wouldn't write them. I wish I could write the perfect lemon.
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My mum knows of Naruto but can’t say his name right.
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Yes! Funny!
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Yeps
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Nope
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? No, can't draw.
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? Can't draw,
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? No, my grades are somewhat terrible anyway.
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I need to have money in order to go broke. But no.
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? OMG! Is it real!!
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? He clearly is not. You can see he has the rinnegan
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? I can’t draw as stated.
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? I tried to write one but don’t like him. But all my female OC’s? Yes they are awesome.
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Most certainly not.