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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hi!

Welcome to my humble abode on fanfiction...

I've never really made on of these before so I'm just going to ramble... :D

My name's Katie, I'm not saying my last name for obvious reasons...

I really lack any coordination, so I carry band-aids in my bag, I'm a cheerleader and I LOVE it!

I love reading what people think about my stories so READ AND REVIEW!

Ehhhhh... any other questions about my stories or whatever just ask me... :)


Chapter Songs for Awakening...

CHAPTER ONE

Breathe - Anna Nalick

Breathe - Breaking Benjamin

Broken - Secondhand Serenade

Bruised - Jack's Mannequin

CHAPTER TWO

Dark Blue - Jack's Mannequin

Darkness - Disturbed

Vacation - Simple Plan

Way Away - Yellowcard

CHAPTER THREE

Crazy Beautiful - Ashley Parker Angel

She's A Lady - Forever The Sickest Kids

Stand My Ground - Within Temptation

How Far We've Come - Matchbox Twenty

CHAPTER FOUR

Lying Awake - Our Lady Peace

Quote - Evans Blue

Shades Of Blue - Ashley Parker Angel

From Yesterday - 30 Seconds To Mars

CHAPTER FIVE

If I Fall - White Tie Affair

All The Small Things - Blink 182

The Anthem - Good Charlotte

Blackbird - Across The Universe Soundtrack

Leave Out All The Rest - Linkin Park

CHAPTER SIX

Left Behind - Spring Awakening

Possibility - Lykke Li

The Prayer - Celtic Woman

The Reason Is You - Hoobastank

There, There Katie - Jack's Mannequin

Nothern Downpour - Panic! At The Disco

CHAPTER SEVEN

Wake Up - Arcade Fire

She Doesn't Get It - The Format

She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5

Need - Hana Pestle

My Immortal - Evanescence

CHAPTER EIGHT

Must've Done Something Right - Relient K

Swim - Jack's Mannequin

I'm Ready - Jack's Mannequin

Love Song - Sara Barielles

Love Save The Empty - Erin McCarley

Melody - Kate Earl

Supermassive Black Hole - Muse

CHAPTER NINE

Trolley Wood - Eisley

What AreYou Waiting For? - Gwen Stephani

Weekend Warriors - A Change Of Pace

Around The World - Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Hot And Cold - Katy Perry


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Tough as Nails by GrumpySunshine reviews
Bite me, Cullen." His lopsided smile lifted one side of his perfect lips. "I don't think that would be such a good idea." Slightly OOC. The Cullens are vamps, hell bent on helping a certain Bella Swan. Canon couples. T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,957 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sound Of Salvation by An End Has A Start reviews
Edward is a hostage negotiator with one hell of a night ahead of him. Bella is a hostage trapped inside a mall. They're both relying on each other to bring the ordeal to an end. All Human. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9087 - Favs: 8,709 - Follows: 4,904 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6202 - Favs: 5,444 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Runaways by SimplyDazzling reviews
"What if your actions end up ruining someone's life? How do you pay for what you've done?" Events in the past have caused Edward to be broken. Bringing Bella into his dark life wasn't something he wanted to do, and yet, somehow was unavoidable. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 197,821 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 3 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella is back in Forks with her adoptive family, and is now a junior in high school. What happens when her world is turned upside down and life as she knows it takes a turn for the worst? How does Bella cope when someone she loves leaves her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,534 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Bella - Complete
Alive Again by twiXlite reviews
Sequel to "Saving Edward". To understand please read "Saving Edward" first. When Edward is released from hospital he finds life on the outside more challenging than he once thought. Can Bella help him through? Read to find out. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 250,942 - Reviews: 3097 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Look Through the Pages by Alice Vampire reviews
What if Bella had a "hate" for men because of her past? What if she wasn't the quiet, "I need protection" girl she was in the books? What if she was forced into the protection? How would Twilight play out under those circumstances? OOC, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 106,670 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
Camp Archstone: Facility for Troubled Youth by Dani Navy reviews
Bella doesn't care that Edward's gone; as long as she gets her high at night, and doesn't end up in a ditch by morning, she's golden. But Camp Archstone has other plans for her, and that's when Edward comes back. BELLA IS OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nothing We Could Do by bemj11 reviews
Set during New Moon. Carlisle's point of view. They've left Bella behind in Forks, but it isn't just killing Edward, it's tearing the entire family apart. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Twist of Fate by Alice Vampire reviews
Sequel to "We Can Never Go Back" See what happens to Edward and Bella as they adjust to the new life they have been giving. The ups and downs, the turns and twists. Rated M for safety's sake.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,916 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3239 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Awakening reviews
When Bella moves to Forks, she is keeping a secret that just might kill her. The Cullens are intrigued by this new, clumsy girl and Bella may just be falling in love with one of their own. BXE Cullens are Vampires, normal pairings I am not Stephenie Meyer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Call
Edward is out hunting and Alice has an idea that Bella is not so happy about... R&R! BXE, Cullens are vampires, normal pairings, I am not Stephenie Meyer!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
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