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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

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My name is Ariella and I L.O.V.E reading and writing. I'm on the computer 24/7 and right when I was typing that my mom said "Ariella! Get off the computer!" so I just proved my point. I get pretty hyper and annoying at times. Okay, fine, all the time. I'm unique because I've been hit on the head by an abusive stuffed snake. Burrrrrrrrn. I talk A LOT and I'm awesome at comebacks. I'm a great listener and all my friends come to me if they have a problem. I always fight back and never give up. According to the older girls at my school I have awesome hair... This year is the first year since kindergarten that I'm not in the same class as my very best friend. Luckily, I have my other 2 best friends. I'm in grade 6 but I'm in a split class so half my class is gr. 7s (who told me I'm cool and asked me if I have Facebook...on the 3rd day of school.) Soooo...FEAR THE 11-YEAR-OLD OF DOOM, PEOPLE! FEAR! Yeah, I got a little carried away there... I adore reviews, they replace breakfast, lunch, dinner AND desert. Okay, maybe not desert, but still. I love reading so much that my best friends both got me Chapters Gift Cards for my birthday (Aug. 17). They know me too well. And one more thing...I went to the Breaking Dawn release party and it was so much fun. But Breaking Dawn wasn't that great.

P.S. Team Edward, baby.


Pictures:

Unthinkable:

Chapter 6:

Kylie’s outfit:

Top:

http://www.tillys.com/tillys/Variants.aspx?prod=140561100&ctlg=020_Girls&ctg=020_Girls_Tops&parentctg=&source=4

Shorts:

http://www.tillys.com/tillys/variants.aspx?prod=136193835&ctlg=020_Girls&ctg=065_Girls_Shorts&parentctg=065_Girls_Shorts&rank=80&size=-1&source=1

Socks:

http://www.tillys.com/tillys/variants.aspx?parentctg=∏=138664916&ctlg=020_Girls&ctg=120_Girls_Acc_077_Socks&size=-1&source=1

Shoes:

http://www.tillys.com/tillys/variants.aspx?parentctg=∏=136917500&ctlg=020_Girls&ctg=110_Girls_Footwear_010_Sneakers&size=-1&source=1

Chapter 7:

Laptop:

http://www.elitalice.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/macbookairblue.jpg

Chapter 8:

I-pod Touch:

http://www.istyles.com/images/IPT-FLOWERBURST-BLU.jpg

Camera:

http://www.utexas.edu/features/2007/intuition/graphics/intuition2_blue.jpg

Cell-phone:

http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2007/12/03/blueicephone_4646.jpg

Backpack:

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/ri/ripcurl-surf-backpack-blue.jpg

House:

http://www.philrealty-showroom.com/prsis/projectpictures/clisfbm_2a.jpg

Chapter 9:

Kylie's room:

http://ratemyspace.hgtv.com/snc/ViewItem.aspx?pguid=6db6be3f-1720-4ba3-a081-999042c09b6b&itemguid=717ef91f-dbad-479b-9013-541a5ba062f6


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If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil. Copy and paste this in your profile. (At the start of the year I had a pencil stabbing contest with this girl I hated. She made my hand bleed! We're friends now and we laugh about how stupid it was.)

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Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

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IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will give you a mirror.

BEST FRIENDS: Will draw a picture of an octopus and tape it to the mirror.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Will walk you home.

BEST FRIENDS: Will hold your hand and scream random stuff at the neighbors just to embarass you.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)And also, whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4391 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Why Zero isn't A Girl by Nightmare Remnant reviews
Cause he wasn't born that way, but fate is cruel and forces him into skirts instead of pants anyways. A crack fic, made more for my own amusement than anything else. DISCONTINUED
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Zero, Kaname - Complete
51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do by twilightnite reviews
Based on the indifferent child of earth's one-shot/list. The story behind the list. Think you know everything about Emmett? Think again. Any brain combustion, confusion, or gut busting can't be held against us. Read at your own risk. Enjoy! No.4-5 up now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 2/15/2008
Suprise Roomate? by Love.It.Live.It reviews
When Edward though he was protecting Bella when he left he was mistaken. Bella got bit. Now 50 years later they meet again. How will it go? ExB, EmxR, JxA, CxEs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,595 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Desperation by sweetishbubble reviews
What would happen if Jasper got to Bella in New Moon at her birthday party? **NOTE: THIS STORY IS CO-WRITTEN WITH LEESAM** Discussed on Twific Podcast 5/18/10
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,297 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heartache by iiClippedWingsii reviews
60 years ago, Edward promised Ellen that he would marry her and then turn her in. A day before his wedding he leaves her so she can live a human life. But Victoria finds her... Now 60 years later they meet in high school, but Edward is married to Bella...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,257 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Edward
Moment Of Truth: Twilight Edition by d.sunny.d reviews
The Cullen Family and Bella are applied for Moment Of Truth! Yes, that mortal show with all those people degrading themselves by being forced to answer embarrassing questions. Only chaos can occur. Very random. Rated T for language. R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 4/21/2008
Loving Mr Cullen by Masen'sGirL reviews
Isabella Swan is a believer of true love. However her latest boyfriend ends their relationship on her birthday. Distracted by the latest break-up, she bumps into a car and a man steps out of it - who turns out to be her new boss, Edward Cullen. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,974 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
I Know How This Might End by OuiJoli reviews
Post Eclipse. What would happen if Alice and Jasper became more like siblings than lovers? What if Bella couldn't take Edward's protectiveness? This is AU because Bella and Jasper aren't actually together, sadly. This is an awful summary. Read it anyway.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Pranks and Games Cullen Style by HPTL reviews
Whenever the Cullens go to a new town, they let them know who their messing with. What happens when they run into some old High School classmates? ALL VAMPIRES! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,194 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Escape by EclipsedbyJacob reviews
Charlie and Rene force Bella into a hospital after Edward leaves. As it turns out, her roommate Clary has secrets, too. A friendship blossoms, as they escape the imprisonment. Twilight, Mortal Instruments X-over. Set in NM and Post CoA. R&R
Crossover - Twilight & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,586 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Bella, Clary F.
What You've Done by VampxLover1194 reviews
Edward left Bella for Tanya. When he came back, Bella was different. She wrote her feelings in a poem, hoping to tell him how she felt. And now, things have changed. It's way better than the summary, so please read. And then review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,917 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Of My Life by TheImperfectedOne reviews
What if Edward had given into his craving for Bella's blood when they first met? Better than it sounds! Please give it a chance and please read! Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,079 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 9,434 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Letters in Bio by emonessxvampiress reviews
A result of a certain Social Studies class, OOC, humorous.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Dear Mr Diary by LethalxLilly reviews
Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Pretty Piece of Flesh by honey0716 reviews
Takes place after Bella and Edwards honeymoon at Isle Esme. Bella never got pregnant, and is still human planning to go Dartmouth with Edward. All that is ruined, when the one person who she thought would never hurt her does.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,107 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Life Published by Queen of True Love reviews
Bella and Edwards relationship is mysteriously PUBLISHED for the world to read. In a series -you guessed it- the Twilight Saga. How are they going to solve this little escapade? Rated T. Read and Review. I assure you It's different than the others!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Dawn Quotes of the Day FAQ! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
Confused about the quotes of the day! Well, I'm here to un confuse you. Or confuse you more... Well, crazy and random answers to all your BD Qoutes of the day wonderings! Full explination inside.-IS BACK AGAIN BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD ME TO D:-
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
20 years later in canada by The Weatherwitch reviews
FIRST FANFIC YAY! twenty years after marrying edward, leaving forks and turning into a vampire, it is bellas first day at high school again. the cullens now live in canada, what do they get up to? does someone discover their secret? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,019 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Forks in All its Glory by Silly-Ren reviews
Blood was coursing through my body, hot and fast. I felt lured to him in a way I couldn't explain but at the same time I knew it was wrong. Love? Please, he was my best friend...even after all those years we were separated. Human: ExB/EmxR/JxA. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,086 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Big Bad Bella by crooked-little-smile reviews
It's been 250 years since Edward left Bella and she has changed a lot. She has a new outlook on life and when she decides to go back to Forks her new family goes with her. When she finds the Cullens she has to prove she's not scared little Bella anymore.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,134 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
The Secret I Never Told You Love! by TwilightEdwardBella95 reviews
Edward has a secret to share with Bella that he has been lying about since they met. How will she react? Will there relationship survive? Will the secret come back in his life and how will everyone react to this? Please read the story is very good!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008
Black Silver, Missing Love by Dark Winged Angel AnkokuSama reviews
After New Moon. It's been 100 yrs and everyone thinks Bella is dead, but what happens when the Cullen family find her again, with a new family, a motorcycle, and lead gutarist and singer of a band? Everyones in London and Bella has amazing powers EXB L8ER
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,516 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Can it be true? by SilentShadow231 reviews
Bella is in Edwards hands one momment and the next she is back in phenix the day she is to leave for Forks. She would have shaken it off as a dream but, on her hand were it belonged, was the wedding ring Edward gave her.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,200 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008
In a Manner of Speaking by Momentarily Infinite reviews
When did you get muscles?" "When did you get breasts?" It was silent. Had I crossed a line? "Touche." Embry/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,429 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Embry - Complete
Txting U Luv by NOLONGERAFANFIC reviews
Charlie walks in on Bella and Edward one night, Of course it's late and Bella thought Charlie was asleep. So now Bella's confined to her room, spending all her time in a chat room with a user named Vampire110. It's Edward, but Bella dosen't know that. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Cross Acadmey Musical! by AndAnimalBones reviews
What would happen if Headmaster Cross became a musical fanatic? Randomness, Visits from Hogwarts, and whole lot of eurobeat, that's what!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008
Ways To Piss Off Emmett Cullen by Crazy Twilight Lover reviews
Basically what the title says. Alice finds ways to tick off her brother to the point that he loses his sanity. What will the evil pixie do next to poor, unsuspecting Emmett? Rated T for safety. Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,928 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Alice, Emmett
Time And Again by LaLaCat1 reviews
Desperate to escape LaPush Jacob runs away.His flight takes him to Cross Academy, a school with a dark secret.There he will find himself faced with the hardest choice of all;to follow his instinct or to protect the only thing stoping a vampire war
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,255 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 3/31/2008
Just Another Human Brother by CS112 reviews
*COMPLETE* Bella's half-brother Andy, who's a teenager, learns he had a sister who died, well, actually she's a vampire. Andy doesn't know that part yet! What will happen when they meet? There is a whole new definiton to 'Blood Related! Ask any Vampire!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,727 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
I ran her home by uvegottolovemebroadway reviews
During Edward's rebellion, he kills Charlie and Renee. Edward finds their newborn baby alone, and realizes he's a monster. When Edward returns home, after 6 years, with a baby in his arms, what will the family's reaction be? Will they disown Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,268 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008
Everything Out There by Amber is a Jasper's girl reviews
This is a story of Bella and Edward telling Charlie and Renee EVERYTHING! If you have seen this idea before, I'm sorry i didn't steal it from anyone on purpose! Review and tell me what you think! Amber
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,019 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
MTLL Mike's Time in the Limelight MW by Randomness is Bliss reviews
I looked into her eyes, seeing that in them was unveild truth, and this wasn't some sick joke. So I, Mike Newton, was was face to face with a real life vampire. And I knew with a great fear, that I loved her.- Please Reveiw! first fanfiction!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,065 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Mike
His Emerald Eyes by Crazy Twilight Lover reviews
Bella and Edward are going out, but celebrities Vivian and Anthony loathe each other. Can a contract bring the celebrities together, before secrets are spilled? And how do the students know about the celebs? Rewritten and changed. All human. EXB Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,243 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Visions by ladyscene reviews
I know- overly done plot, but i couldnt resist. Edward never came back and Bella died. Alice is having visions of a strange vampire that confuses everyone with its blue eyes...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,551 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008
Trading Spouses Vamp Style by EdwardLuvr22 reviews
Lovely Esme doesn't bet right? Emmett decides to change that. What would happen if this bet landed the entire Cullen family into a popular TV show known as Trading Spouses? Well let's find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,550 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Forever Yours by bellawhitlock51 reviews
Life's going great for Bella and Edward, but what happens when Bella get's pregnant and Edward doesn't take it so well? **Being Rewritten, but is currently on hiatus**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,230 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008
After him by TheRugMaster reviews
SPOILERS! for breaking dawn. Leah POV: All she wanted to do was imprint. To forget how she felt about Sam. To forget him like Jacob forgot about Bella. To forget Sam like he forgot her. Please read and review! T for language. FINAL CHAPTER NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,691 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Fates Intertwined by Crazy Twilight Lover reviews
He's mocked her and bullied her, and now she wants her revenge. But of course, things don't exactly go as planned when the situation suddenly involves mind-controlling vamps and vengeful spirits. And maybe a little bit of love. EXB AU Renamed Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,979 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
First Quarter by IWillBeThereWhereYouAre reviews
The sequel to Twenty Six. Edward and the Cullens are teaching Bella, a vampire for ten years, how to pretend to be human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,277 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Time and Time Again by ILOVEJAMES3 reviews
Bella's old friends from Phoenix come down and hang out with the Cullens. Very funny! Please review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,700 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008
Twilight: The Musical by whitnibble reviews
Edward's rapping? Bella's singing Hannah Montana? Emmett's protecting his barney? Leah's got the pack on leashes? It's all Aro's fault of course. Him and that dang potion.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008
Strange Change by mrs.edwardcullen9090 reviews
A wish on a shooting star causes Edward an Bella to end up in each others bodies! What will happen? will they be able to change back? First fan fic! Review please! Placed after new moon but before eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,837 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lover's and Enemies by appirates reviews
People from the Cullen's past just keep showing up, especially from Edward's. Can he and Bella survive this or will it ruin there relationship and all of the Cullen's relationships with each other? Rated T because I'm paranoid. New Summary! R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,777 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare: Twilight by Mon Petit Pierrot reviews
Question dare fic. Involves the characters to be very easily driven to insanity as YOU make your favorite do something that they wouldn't ordinarily do. Such as Edward. The only chance you will get. ANY AND ALL DARES ACCEPTED. Still silver candle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
The random things we do Aboutme by Beckah-lynn reviews
Emmett was bored. He found a new website, and he is getting everyone involved.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Last Chance by animallover0109 reviews
Sequel To At Death's Door... Bella is returned to Earth as a 10 year old girl. But of course it comes with a price. If she is not changed by her true love by her 18th birthday, she must return to heaven... forever. Final chapter up! EXB. Plez R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,147 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella - Complete
A Beautiful Disaster by sarah Cullen reviews
Bella to her dismay finds out she is pregnant, however the world is against the new mum. She doesn’t know how Edward shall react and as for Jacob... Can Bella and her new child ever find peace in this world filled with mythical creatures?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,022 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008
Pens & Sharpies by pleasebiteme reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Flabbergasted Phenomenon by jankmusic reviews
“This is the most unique situation I have ever heard of with a human and a vampire,” was what Carlisle said, but all I could think was, “I’m going to have a baby.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,043 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sammamish High by Washingtongirl23 reviews
Edward never came back and Bella gets a job as a teacher. Everything seems to be going great until an unexpected person walks into her classroom.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,339 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
It Started With A Shower by Horsewhisperer990 reviews
When Edward and Bella decide to take their relationship to the next level, what will happen when they are rudely interrupted and the adults get involved? Chapter 25 and 26 honeymoon is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,269 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Music of her mind by venomousgal reviews
Edward did not come back to Forks. Laurent bit Bella before the wolves could destroy him. Bella has changed and has been trying to find Edward for two years. She becomes a musician in hopes of someday reaching him through her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,003 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Imprinting by Kelly the Vampire Witch reviews
Jacob Black imprints on Bella's newborn baby. The problem is that Bella had a son. Slash AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Bella and the Baby by Mistyrious Charades reviews
Bella is given a new Biology project in which she must take care of a real-life baby doll. Her assigned partner is Edward. How will they cope? COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,303 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Total Vampire Drama by tchb reviews
what happens when the Cullens from Twilight go to Cross Academy? Will love bloom and will trouble arise? on haitus
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008
The Darkside of The Moon by shelbym1112 reviews
What if, Bella bled in biology, and edward got her out of class? he bites her, but is stopped from killing her completely. How will bella cope with this new life, how will edward ever apologize? will they be able to be in a relationship? PLEASE BE NICE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,118 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Switcheroo! by spicehnoodles reviews
Esme and Carlisle were tired of their kids fighting, so they used a potion and made them sleep — but there were side effects...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,612 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Wish by Hyper Blood Pixie reviews
Jasper killed Bella, Bella has another chance to make Edward love her, to finish her life. She has till her 18th birthday, or she is sent back to heaven, forever. Oh, and Then, there's Amber who will stop at nothing to make Edward her own. Full Sum. Insid
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,311 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Elizabeth
The Renesmee Diaries by ballerinawriter reviews
Due to her lack of using words, Renesmee is sentensed to write a diary. What will happen when the six month old picks up the pen? She sheds light on her zany, magical life with Bella, Edward, and Jacob. Warning: Breaking Dawn Spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Realize by oddstrangerchick reviews
What if Bella never attempted to jump off the cliff causing Alice to come back. What if life remained Cullen free for 7 years until they entered Bella's school where she taught. What if Bella had a secret?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,672 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Tale as Old as Time by LilMissWolfGirl reviews
Madison Cullen grew up as any normal child would. Well, as normal as a child could be, considering the fact that she had vampires for relatives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 38,369 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
Angelic Demon by Crazy Twilight Lover reviews
What monster is Edward hiding that he released during his rebellious years? A look into the past. Rebellious Edward. He's always thinking he's a monster... A bit of violence. One-shot. Warning: If you don't like depressing and dark stories, don't read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward - Complete
How to Annoy Jacob Black by AwesomeVampire reviews
Edward and Rae have a bet. But what happens when the loser has to stay with Jacob Black for one week? find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008
His Topaz Eyes by EstherMikayla reviews
JasperXBella! Please read and review! I promise to update this story more sooner.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,580 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Jasper, Bella
Curse this Broken Road by MakeTheStarsFall reviews
Emmett does something that pushes Rosalie off the edge. She tells him to go and don't come back until she can forgive him. Emmett leaves. Then they both realize how much they need each other. THEN the Volturi come, bringing nothing but heartache with them
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,090 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett
Auntie Alice’s Great Adventure by Darkmagyk reviews
Alice takes Nessie Shopping. Written because Alice doesn't get any time with Nessie in Breaking Dawn. Please READ& REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Alice, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Rainy Days by Invisible Truths reviews
ExB. Bella pushes Edward off a tree. Edward gets angry and chases Bella to the house. Bella's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranger Things Have Happened by forbidden-fruit-911 reviews
Alice and Bella are having a fun, harmless sleepover. That is, until Emmett bounces in with an ancient book of voodoo spells... what will happen to the girls? Especially since Emmett has no idea what he's doing...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008
AIM: Twilight by wolvesblood15 reviews
This AIM takes place after Eclipse, and everything is calm. Well every thing except this AIM. If you read, you will understand....just think...be the computer....be the computer.../maybe I should lay off on the airheads.....I don't know, hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008
Edward and Jake's untold letters by batgirl77 reviews
Edwrard writes a letter to Jake after the wedding
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Not Wanted by fanta-faerie reviews
I am a female werewolf. I am a genetic dead end. I will never find true love again. And it hurts. Because I am not wanted.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Leah - Complete
Please Don't Sleep On My Jasper! by alice and edward cullen reviews
The love-hate relationship between our two favourite vegetarian vampires.. ALICE WHITLOCK and EDWARD CULLEN.. dun. Dun. DUNNNNNN.. VIA EMAIL -insert crazed laughter here- :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Alice, Edward
Different Endings by jessikate reviews
What if Edward didnt come back and Bella married Jacob when she was 19? What happens when Jacob imprints and will Edward find out how much she hurt when he left? Sorry summarys pretty bad xD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,609 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008
Rag Doll by Sydney E. Stone reviews
Bella and the Cullens find mysterious rag dolls in there rooms. where did they come from? and who made them? Read on to fing out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5065 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Scales by YouknowwhichvampireIlove reviews
A complete re-write of Twilight with a very different point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella
The Cullen Car Curse by BabyVampBella reviews
Post Eclipse: Bella’s a vampire; an extremely frustrated vampire whose truck won’t go over 50 MPH! Each of the Cullens wants to take her new car shopping. Whose pick does she like best? Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008
Leaving You Behind by Crazy Twilight Lover reviews
He screamed. "You're lying! You're not my mother! Go away! I HATE you!" Bella's son, Anthony is left at Renee's house when he is two weeks old. Years later, Bella and Edward return. Will Anthony realize they are his parents? Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Deja Vu by janya.wrote.nightrose reviews
Alice's POV. An AU from chapter 3 of New Moon. Bella is brought to Jacksonville. Without Jacob Black to cling to, she is even more heartbroken. Alice wasn't looking, really, she wasn't- but sometimes the visions just come. And once she knows... Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,697 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Watching The Moon by parkdale reviews
Charlie thinks having one of Bella's cousins over may remedy her depression, but Bella soon finds out that her childhood best friend may be more closer connected to vampires than she could ever imagine. Set during New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008
Memories by starfireash reviews
Bella can play with people's memories. she can remember everything from everyone else's lives. everyone's except her own. the only thing she remember's is her name and the fact that she was in love... but with who?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,564 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008
Emmettlicious by its not you its me reviews
Emmett being himself while he thinks he's alone.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Emmett - Complete
You Can't Lose What Never Left by italianamerican reviews
“You have forgotten us, Alice.” A voice called it was the same voice; Alice’s eyes sprang open.“Us? Who have I forgotten?” Alice asked slowly rising to her feet.“Your family, Alice.” Just because the past is hidden doesn't mean it can be ignored.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,003 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Alice
Trinity Rose by wolvesblood15 reviews
What happens when Bella leaves Edward, for some unknown reason that only her closest friend, Trinity knows? What happens when Edward takes Bella's leaving wrong? Sorry my summary isn't very good, but please just read the story! Thank you.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008
Of Mother Hens by twilightm00n reviews
Jake's in big trouble, Bella is thirsting for blood and Edward? He's laughing his butt off. BD spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
The wonderful storie book of SUPER JASPER! by LethalxLilly reviews
Jasper has finally went of the deep end. But who cares? As long as the barbies keep coming, and the camels keep moving. Rated: Beef, for serious brain damage. Author of Dear Mr. Diary
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008
IDK, My BFF Is Better Than Yours! by whitnibble reviews
When Emmett and Aro become best friends, Edward becomes jealous and stakes a claim on Seth, which leads to a string of jealousy...ultimately leading to a BFF battle involving all the Cullens and their BFFS.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008
13 Things I've Never Done by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Sequel to How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days. While playing a game the gang realizes that Edward and Bella have done hardly anything. So they are trying to expand their horizons by making them do thirteen things they've never done.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,261 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Letters To Claire by whitnibble reviews
On Claire's 16th birthday she finds a box full of letters from her friends and family...with a twist. Quil/Claire
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Edward's Hidden Secret by TeamJempwarth reviews
Edward has something to tell Bella. Something he's been hiding from her. Something he's been lying about. What is it? Find out. My first not "funny" story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Midsummer's Eve by Unintentional Emo Kid reviews
Bella and Edward forever right? Wrong. Bella's lost all feelings for Edward and fallen for someone else. Can Edward accept it and move on? Relationships are destroyed, bonds are formed and hatred arises. Can the Cullens handle the heat?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,589 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Game On! by mnov29 reviews
A day at the Cullen's turned interesting with a game that we all know and love! And it's NOT truth or dare! Read to find out and then Review! Rated T for safety!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Just Dreaming by Halfelven hero reviews
Edward has a fun little dream. If only it were real. --WARNING: EXTREME JACOB BASHING-- literally
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
New old friends? by xXabsintheXx reviews
Starts after Eclipse... Well, due to some coincidences Bella visits Tanya and her family in Denali. But what she doesn t know: Katrina has a special skill and so due to an accident Bella suddenly wakes up in 1918 and meets the human Edward...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,755 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Edward, Bella
Love Doesn't Always Last by Crazy Twilight Lover reviews
Sam left Leah...for her cousin. How does Leah feel about the betrayal? Why is she so bitter now that her ex-boyfriend loves someone else...her best friend, her sister? One-shot. Songfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Leah, Sam - Complete
Switched by gwnmonkey reviews
Unsuspectedly Edward and Bella's bodies get switched. Now Bella is in Edward's body and resisting her body's scent. Together, they have to hunt down the vampire that changed them. My friend Danielle wrote this and asked me to put it on the site for her. R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Jasper's Emotioal Battles & Other Stories by Little Orange Frog reviews
so Jasper has a lot of emotional breakdowns, right? Because of the whole "manipulate people's emotions" thing. He is also called a pansy sometimes right? Well this is a tribute to Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Jasper
Clockwise and Counterclockwise by Crazy Twilight Lover reviews
The Cullens are turned into cats by an evil person who poisoned them with a transformation potion. Now their only hope is Miss Bella. Can she reverse the effects? Plus none of them counted on a certain male to fall in love. No vamps, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Happily Ever After by Yondaimehokagefan reviews
Everything is going surprisingly good for Bella. The vampires find a way to turn back into humans, Jake imprints, and she makes new friends. Unfortunately in her life happiness only last so long.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,101 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Twilight Series the condensed version by EdWaRd CuLLeN LuVs Me BeSt reviews
This is the Twilight Series..almost..but still just as awsome.This hysterical,oneshot will hit the funny bone of many twilight/edward fans.imagine the twilight series without all those other words to distract you from edward cullen/jacob black/bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Different Decision by Twilighter reviews
What might have happened had Edward gone to Bella's home that first day, rather than to Alaska.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,092 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007
Giving Up for Love by pickmysong -was Kate108 reviews
What if Edward was ready to find Bella and reclaim her before he got the call from Rosalie? Takes place in New Moon, oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
Jasper how could you? by Edward4eva reviews
What would have happened if Jasper really did bite Bella on her birthday?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,277 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007
Grace and Beauty by BlackFanatic reviews
Bella's identical Twin shows up at her graduation. One Swan girl has caused a lot of trouble in the small town of Forks, how much damage will be done by two?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Jacob - Complete
damned pee sticks by bellacitron reviews
strang thngs happen when bela tells edward she's late FOUR MONTHS. edward's reaction is not exactly what she was expecting. for isabellamariecullen3214's chalenge. oh yeah. damn strait.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare by Readmymind1621 reviews
Bella and the Cullens are bored one night and decide to play a game. First story...come and have a look
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008
TEXTually active by Char.loves.to.write reviews
Poor Carlise. He misunderstood what Bella said
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/1/2008
Edward, Meet the Tampon by Xx-Fax to the Max-xX reviews
This is my first FanFic. Here, Edward must go shopping for Bella when she cannot and discovers that tampons are on her shopping list. This is a definite sucky summary. Better story inside. Please R&R. Criticism welcome. T for older knowledge and language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Drunken Vampires by AngelSixSixSix reviews
Bella's a Vampire know, so the Cullen kids are showing her some interesting Vampire fun. Will Bella party with them? And why is Emmett giving the animals that they hunt Vodka? And what's up with Jasper? Read and find out! Reviews would be nice too! Funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008
Blood stained revenge by WishIWasBella93 reviews
Why would Edward say these things?" When Bella refuses to move in with Edward he says things out of his control. With Victoria mysteriously appearing and Tanya's coven involved Edward must fight the thirst if he wants to ever see Bella alive.. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008
Midnight Blood by Jaspersonlymistress reviews
What if Emmett hadn't restrained Jasper at Bella's Birthday party? What would happen? How would Jasper feel? How would Edward react? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007
Losing The Bet by JessJavensen reviews
AU, set after Breaking Dawn. Jasper wins the bet with Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Illusional Betrayals by Kiwi-Melonz reviews
Bella comes home to find Charlie dead. Standing next to him is the culprit. But the culprit seems to be the person Bella least expected. Rated T for violence
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
Drunk? by MidnightThoughts reviews
What happens when Edward has to leave a depressed Bella to go hunt? find out what happens! i rated it T just in case drinking is not meant for little kids.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Moments with the Cullens by R.Hale reviews
A story about many funny moments with the Cullen family. Bella is a vampire aleady, and new experiences with the family are of course going to be...interesting. Find out what happens, in the moments spent with the Cullens. first fanfic, be nice! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,452 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
There Is Nothing Wrong With My Brain by NightShade Tears reviews
In New Moon, Charlie suggested Bella should go see a psychologist. What if Bella HAD gone? But what if she said a little too much? What is the worst that could happen? Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
They Would Never Say by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Things our Twilight characters would never say... ever.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Over Spilled Milk by apocalypse cabaret reviews
There's no use crying. AU. All Human. In which Edward Masen isn't a stuck up jock, Emmett McCarty isn't a transvestite, Alice Brandon isn't ADHD, and Rosalie Hale isn't glued to her mirror.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008
Foreign Affairs by Ellenedwardforever reviews
Edward and Bella pose as French immigrants. Really funny..... Eclipse spoilers... Read on....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,062 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Hyper notes with the Cullens by InkandPaper94 reviews
Just random notes that resemble me and my friends' weirdness. Should be interesting and funny... I have a big sense of humor. I laugh at everything . Rated T for weirdness and ranting about sometimes adult things petifials and other things... Enjoy !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007
Edward and the Killer Bunnies by animallover0109 reviews
ok... edward meets a bunch of evil bunnies... um... this is really hard to summarize. plez read, its better than it sounds. PERMANENT HIATUS-pm to take over
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
Emo Boy! by afsluv reviews
Sequel to Eddie! Plz dont make me rate this M. really. But what happens when you call Jasper Emo Boy? Chaos! And warning! REALLY BIG PUN INTENDED! So plz don't hit on me saying 'oh this is retarded' and stuff like that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 136 - Published: 8/25/2006
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Unthinkable reviews
13-year-old Kylie is about to move, but when she goes to wake up her aunt she finds her dead on the floor. Who is the red-eyed man next to Aunt Carey? Can the Cullens help her? Bella is already a vampire. Please read! Better then it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Carlisle
Twilight IM reviews
Way too many of these, I know. I was bored. So what's with the Bumble beans? Abusive Stuffed Snake? Old people farts? Really long bellybuttons? This can't be good. Weirdest thing is...they're all based on real experiences!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
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