Author has written 10 stories for iCarly, Total Drama series, Coraline, and Twilight.
Hi People!!okay random things to put here:
My current obsession: Xmen!!(the comics...don't hate the comic geek)
Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans Please repost this if you are for gay marriage.
Please repost this if you are for gay marriage.
If you ever thought you lost something while you were either holding it or when it was in your pocket, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this on your profile.
"I'm bringing y back..." Copy and paste this on your profile if you never even knew y was gone.
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this on your profile. (I'm such a goober!)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile!
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this on your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
EVEN WHEN YOU CAN'T SEE HIM, GOD IS THERE! IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD, COPYAND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this on your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE copy and paste this on your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy and paste this on your profile is you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off!
If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you spend it on fanfiction.net, copy and paste this on your profile.
IF YOU THINK THAT THOSE STUPID KIDS SHOULD GIVE THAT RETARDED TRIX BUNNY SOME TRIX, COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, COPYAND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about that eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays on the radio. Crazy is when you say something totally random, like, "I wonder where all the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
Also join the dark side, we have cookies!
WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."
34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if heshe did it.
42. Dress like the professor.
43. Cross-Dress.(this only really works for guys, I wear boy's clothes all the time)
44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras
._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever
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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Now some ME info
Location:why do u want to know?STALKER!!
Couples I support with all my heart:
Naruto:NaruHina!!(It was meant to be!) SasuSaku
Teen Titans:RaeBB KidflashJinx CyBee
Total Drama Island:DuncanxCourtney TrentxGwen BridgettexGeoff IzzyxOwen
Twilight: AlicexJasper I no longer like Team Edward and I also do not like Team Jacob. I like Embry
SEDDIE!!(From icarly for those that are uneducated)
Avatar: AangxKatara SokaxTof SokaxSuki(yes i like both)ZukoxMai
Ben 10 Alien Force: GWEIVN!!
Harry Potter: HarryxGinny RonxHermonie NevillexLuna FredxAngelina(BTW he didn't die)
Bones: BonesxBooth AngelaxHodgins
That 70's Show: EricxDonna HydexJackie
Pokemon: AshxMisy(pokeshipping) JessexJames(rocketshipping) GaryxMistyxAsh (IDKshipping)
and others to i'm just to lazy to type them:)
alright now for my FARVORITES
TV: The Soup, Total Drama Island, Family Guy, South Park, Comedy Central Prresents, Ben 10 , Heros, The Sopranoes, Bones, Full House, The Nanny, iCarly, Avatar, Impotant Things with Demtiri Martin, Chowder, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, SNL,That 70's Show, Vampire Diaries, So you think you can Dance,Charmed, LOST!,Robot Chicken, RENO 911,House,American Dad, Clerks, Wife Swap,PowerPuff Girls(DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!)
BOOKS: Spiderwick Chronicales(i now there for little kids they're still awsome!) Tithe, Valient, Harry Potter seires, Vampires Kisses, Eight Grade Bites, Twilight saga, The Book Theif, Maximum Ride saga, Percy Jackson and The Olympians, Inkheart, Inkspell, Inkdeath, Sisters Grimm, Coraline, Life of Pi, The DaVinchi Code, The Lovly Bones, My Sister's Keeper, The Secret Life of Bees, Lord of the Rings, Tenth Circle, Nineteen Minuetes, The Alchemist
Music:Avenged Sevenhold, Paramore,Panic! At the Disco, Green Day, Radiohead, Liz Phair, 18 Speed Tyranny, Mayday Parade, The Maine, ACDC, Led Zepplin, Metallica, Motorhead, Black Sabbath, All American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, Evanescene, Atreyu, Apocolipti, Ray J, Daivd Guetta, Soulja boy Tell'em, Young Joc, Lil' Wayne, Kanye West, Kevin Rudolf, Jay Sean,Sean Kingston,TI,Busta Rhymes, Sir Mix-a-lot,EminiemLinkin Park, All Time Low, The Killers, Pearl Jam, AFI, Owl City,
Musicals: RENT, Wicked, The Music Man, Hairspray,Little Shop of Horrors,Les Misrebeles(spelling is wrong) My Fair Lady, The Lion King, Annie, Chicago, The Producers, Spamalot, Guys and Dolls, Phantom of the Opera, Cats, Mamma Mia!, Across the Universe, Damn Yankees, South Pacific, Avenue Q
Movies: Alice in Wonderland,Back to the Future 1,2,and 3,Blades of Glory, Juno, Constantine, I, Robot, Indiana Jones seires, LOTR, Wedding Singer,Harry Potter, Get Smart, Hellboy, Charlie Bartlet, Daredevil, Elektra, The Borne series, White Chicks, School of Rock, Austin Powers, Superbad, Mamma Mia!, Horton Hears a Who, the Others, Push, Coraline, Young Frankenstein, Wedding Crashers, Fast and Furious1-4, Spiderman, The Jungle Book, Princess Bride, Clash of The Titans
Comics: Batman, X-men, Uncanny Xmen, X-force, The New Xmen, Tank Girl, Daredevil, Deadpool, Justice League, Birds of Prey, Crisis on Infinite Earths, The Runaways, (yeah I'm just out as a comic geek)
Manga: Naruto, Inuyasha, Chibi Vampire, One Piece, Vampire Knight, Shaman King, Marmalde Boy, Death Note, Bleach, Fruit Basket, Ranma 1/2 Fullmetal Alchenist, Love Hina, Luckey Star, Black Cat, Cresent Moon
List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Lashawna and Duncan!! NO !!
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
OMFG!! THAT ISN’T POSSIBLE!
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
No. Ironically no.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Surprisingly yes. I love DUNCANxCOURTNEY with all my heart but still, they’re both felons.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
NO! NO! NO! NO! Geoff and Bridgette!! Not Owen or Beth!
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Well, Geoff would be scarred for life. As would I. Then Heather would kill him because he would tell everybody about her and...izzy.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Okay, Trent is on crack and he sees Beth, and thinks she’s Gwen. That is the only way it would happen.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Wow. Geoff got high and here’s what happens
11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Material Girl by Madonna. I don’t have to explain why do i?
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: IF YOU ARE NORMAL AND LIKE DUNCANxCOURTNEY AND GWENxTRENT AND HATE HEATHERS GUTS DON’T READ THIS! Reviews please.
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
A few days ago, that mermaid one.
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
(oh dear lord) Gwen and Geoff are in a happy relationship until Owen runs off with Courtney. Gwen, heartbroken (for some odd reason) has a hot one night stand with Lashawna and a breif unhappy affair with Heather. Then follows the wise advice of Bridgette (this is true) and find true love with Trent. ( I swear I did not plan that!)
What title would you give this fic?
Drugs. Just say no.
15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I would feel that there is something wrong with the world.
List your twelve favorite Pokemon Characters in no particular order:
11. Squirtle(you know you love him!)
Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
I don’t read humanxpokemon fics
Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Nope. Not at all
No! Tracy’s a fag!
Would two and six make a good couple?
No…hehe I can imagine…
Ash: WTF! Pikachu I trusted you!
Neither. But if I have to choose, Brock and Tracy. They both ditch Ash for a Professor so they can relate.
Drew is high and Gary is drunk. Hilarious and disgusting insanity ensues.
Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!!
Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?
Does anyone on your friends list read three?
Um not really sure what they question is so I’m gunna say no.
YESH! Who doesn’t draw Squirtle?
Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
No…but interesting pairing…hmmmm….
Um… do I have to answer O.o
If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?
Flirting with Disaster! Teehee.
If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: don’t read
What would be a good pick up line for nine to use on two?
Tracey: Do you believe in love at first sight? Cause If you don’t I’ll walk by again.
Ash (punches him)Don't hit on Misty!
Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happened?
James: GET OUT!
Gary: runs out and is scarred for life
Ten and Two are in the middle of a battle when seven comes flying through screaming "Super (Seven's name)"
Misty: Ass hole!
Jesse: Super Jesse
Gary:(kicks her out the window) CAN’T YOU SEE WE ARE HAVING A LOVER’S FIGHT!
Gary: uh…I mean…I hate you?
Ten kills Four, Four's last words
May: Who are you again?
Two proposes to Three.
Misty: (drunk) Hey man…you’re…you are awesome…
Drew: (Drunk) Thanks man
Misty: (Drunk) No really… we should like get married!
Drew: (Drunk) YEAH!
What would happen if 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Drew: WHAT THE HELL! DAMNIT GARY!
How did 8 get into the hospital?
He blasted off one too many times.
2 tells 9 about his/her deeply hidden love for number him/her.
Misty: TRACY I LOVE YOU!
Ash: DAMMIT TRACY!(kills him)
10 kisses 1.
Would 2 trust 5?
Yeah, They’re tight.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Brock: I will study rocks!
Ash: big surprise.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
It would be a sexy pikachu girl! Pikachu would be happy.
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Misty: oh shoot
Ash: Misty…you there?
10 got a daughter?
Good for him?
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Um…I’m not sure…
What are the doing when they are not part of this quiz?
Ash (makes out with misty and catches Pokémon)
Misty (is torn between Gary and Ash, but loves Ash the mostest.)
Drew (acts gay but is straight and likes May)
May (stares blankly at a wall)
Brock (pretends to be a rock so he can relate with his Pokémon)
Pikachu (shocks stuff)
Jesse (plans to steal Pikachu)
James (plans to get with Jesse)
Tracy (avoids abuse from Ash and draws)
Gary (has a funny love/hate relationship with Misty.)
Squirtle (waters things)
Oak( hangs out and does stuff, and by stuff i mean crack)
-FOR READERS OF DENIAL IT'S NOT JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT!!-