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Hi! Guess what? I’m finally writing in this profile thingy and I’m so excited! Haha well about myself
I live in a far away land along with Cinderella, Snow white and about thirty more fictional characters and NO Edward is not one of them, I do love him but I know he belongs with Bella(sobs uncontrollably) so I allowed him to stay with her in forks haha sorry for that…
English is not my first language… but sometimes I’d rather it was… every single good movie and TV program are done in English and therefore their translations are awful. Also i HATE Twilight in spanish, i think Edward sounds like such a loser once translated.
Now lets copy-paste into our profile, shall we?!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Seriously wtf?)
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile
If you like Subway, copy this onto your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a mirror...copy/paste this into your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Funny things I laughed at
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Men may play the game, but women know the score.
The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it.
When I'm driving here I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN PLAYING. I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children.
Always do stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. (this one is just hilarious)
Now link time!!