Titania Took
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Joined 06-19-08, id: 1609741, Profile Updated: 11-02-12
Author has written 13 stories for Star Trek: 2009, Harry Potter, and Doctor Who.

I have also co-authored this Harry Potter fic: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4971274/1/Lily_Lunas_World with MadKillerSheeperflyRabbitXD

Also existing on here is my sister, timothy took ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2249584/timothy_took ), who has some pretty good crack, which of course would be nothing like as awesome without me.

Profile attempt numero deux. Unfortunately for my sanity, with capital letters this time. (Capital letters and me have a long and unpleasant history. I hate them, and they hate me. Ususally we come to a mutual arrangement - I do not use any, and they behave normally. in an absent way. Unfortunately, this clashes with proper grammar, so I present to you...)

Greetings Earthlings! Kat here!

Also known as: Kat, Kitkat, Katya (pronounced cat-ee-ah, for those of you who are very annoyed at me for not telling you that you have been pronouncing my name wrong for nearly a year, and spelt K-A-T-Y-A, for those of you who cannot work that out from the way it is written down), variations on the above, all misspellings/mispronounciations of the above, completely random and wrong names, e.g. Katy, Katrina, Imogen (little sister, small, blonde, irritating, and nothing like me), or anything else you care to think of. Only the first four are accepted.

Facts: Random. Very Very Hyper and Random. Scarily so. Flee now if you value your sanity. Oh yes. Also slightly (well, very) insane.


I am Molly! I co-write the epic crack whatsit below, you know, the stupidly massive one. I am not a trekkie. I'm an otaku, and I dOn'T uNdErStAnD...

What now? Pairings? Why not! Obsessed with NezuShi, *cries my face off*. I also love KawoShin and Akiseteru. And for all three pairings, one of the people involves dies trying to protect the other... *cries even more how do I even askdjfhalksdasjdf* On that note, my favourite voice actors are Hosoya Yoshimasa ('cause Nezumi is just asdkjfa) and Akira Ishida (Akise and Kaworu... *sobs* whywhywhy?). Urgh their voices are beautiful and they voice beautiful characters... askdjfhas;ldfkj

Eh, I'll end it here... Kat would say live long and prosper, but I will say KIRABOSHI, and beware of /人 ‿‿ 人\ [SPOILERS!!]

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30211 - Favs: 16,548 - Follows: 14,517 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Trouble with Normal by Cinnamon secrets reviews
It's time for the Enterprise's performance evaluation. Too bad that on this ship, 'normal' gets a whole new meaning. Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,999 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/26/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Chekov's Night Before Christmas by Amethyst King reviews
The Enterprise gets a visit from someone whom only Ensign Pavel Chekov believes in. I own only my copooper.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/6/2010 - P. Chekov - Complete
20 Ways by Consummate Dreamer reviews
20 Ways to get on certain people's nerves in the Harry Potter-verse
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2010
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6281 - Favs: 4,260 - Follows: 3,858 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
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April Fools Day reviews
Being a work of pure crack, of truly epic proportions, set around April Fool's Day on the Starship Enterprise, starring bodyswaps, lots of tribbles, and ewil crossover-vortexes of doom.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 19,389 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Physicals reviews
The Ensigns' latest money-making scam involves selling tickets to Spock's physical. Captain Kirk and the Spock Fangirl Society are very pleased. Dr McCoy and Spock are not. Mildly cracky humour.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Talking Collar reviews
What are the ensigns up to this time? More OCs than normal, but not too many in-jokes, so should be quite enjoyable for everyone. Humour.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
Dammit Jim! reviews
Five times Dr McCoy was a doctor, dammit, not something else, and the one time he was a doctor, dammit, not a- oh wait, he was a doctor.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
The Hangover reviews
5 Times Dr McCoy Had To Dish Out An Anti-Hangover Hypo When He Didn't Expect To, And The 1 Time He Thought He Would Have To, But Didn't.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/14/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Skiing reviews
What are the Ensigns up to this time? The gravity settings keep changing, and there's snow in the corridors. Hmmm... Cracky humour.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2011 - J. Kirk - Complete
Cactus reviews
For once, not very cracky. A series of oneshots involving everyone's favourite doctor and the things he has to deal with as CMO of the Enterprise. Think James T. Kirk, Enisgns who leave disaster in their wake, and Vulcans attempting to catch cactuses.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones
NavSat reviews
Humour. Chekov is off giving Sulu a guided tour of Russia, and the crew of the Enterprise are left with only a mysterious piece of 21st century equipment known as a "Nav-Sat" to nawigate. Chaos ensues...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away reviews
... if well aimed. Very short cracky piece in which the Daleks take this to heart.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/7/2010 - 11th Doctor - Complete
International 'Wear Your Hair in Plaits' Day reviews
Cracky goodness, in which the Crew of the Enterprise has an elaborate scheme to get Spock's hair as crazy-looking as possible.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Boats reviews
While bored one summer's day, James decides that boating might be fun. The fact that neither he nor the rest of the Marauders can sail, or even swim, is just a minor flaw in their plans. Features lots of humour and guest-stars the Giant Squid!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2010 - James P., Giant Squid - Complete
Pancakes reviews
Sequel to Let it Snow. Yet more crazed crack, this time on pancake day, with Jim dropping pancakes everywhere, Spock on a sugar-high, and half-cooked pancakes falling from the ceiling onto people's heads and making them run around like demented penguins.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow reviews
It was the 16th of December, and Captain James T. Kirk had an Idea. It is now snowing. On the Starship Enterprise. Various snowy fun ensues. Now reposted, with spellcheck!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete