NOTE!! You people may be wondering why I haven't read your Fanfictions lately. Well, I've been grounded. So it'll take me a while to catch up to you guys. If there any you just need me to read, please PM me. Thank you. Have a nice day.

Yo, Miamay here. The starting thing I'm gonna put up is about my stories, which would be the only reason you're here unless you're PMing me.

All's Fair in Love and War... Or is it?
Status: In progress
Pairings: GaaraXMiamay(OC), NarutoXHinata, SasukeXSakura
Chapters: Four
Rating: M
Summary: They are two opposites, one sand, the other shadows. One loves the other, the other uses her. Now she has to deal with truama of a broken heart, her dark past and now equally dark future, and... twins? GaaraXOC, rated M. Minor pairings.
Author's Notes: I have plenty of ideas and should be updating soon. If I ever get off my fat lazy butt.

I Kissed A Boy
Status: In progress
Pairings: KakuzuXHidan, GaaraXMiamay, SasukeXSai, SasoriXDeidara, JairyaXTsunade
Chapters: Four
Rating: T (may change)
Summary: Kakuzu was the subject of a dare. Hidan was the one being dared. Tayuya had a camera. What do you think happens? Well, let's just say it's very pretty. KakuHida, rated T, may change later on. Yaoi.
Author's Notes: I liked it better as a oneshot...

Love Me Dead
Status: Complete
Pairings: KakashiXAnko, NarutoXHinata, SasukeXSakura, ShikamaruXTemari
Chapters: One
Rating: T
Summary: Anko sits atop a roof in Konoha, watching other couples and daydreaming about a certain Jounin while wishing to be loved. But when that Jounin shows up... KakaAnko, fluff, and minor pairings inside. Don't like, don't read.
Author's Notes: It's a oneshot that I don't plan on continuing. And I'm really proud of it and the reviews it got. I love you guys!

The Byakugan's Flaw
Status: Complete
Pairings: NejiXTenten
Chapters: One
Rating: T
Summary: Neji realises that the byakugan is good in more ways than one. One of those ways has to do with a certain weapons' mistress that we all know and love.
Author's Notes: See "Love Me Dead".

Traitors of the Clan
Status: Hiatus
Pairings: GaaraXMiamay, NarutoXHinata, SasukeXSakura, ShikamaruxTemari, ChoujiXIno, KankuroXKarin, KakashiXAnko, AsumaXKurenai, JairayaXTsunade
Chapters: Ten
Rating: M
Summary: Miamay is given a mission to flush out the runaway Kazekage from a 'high school'. But when he turns out to be her love, will she have the power to do it? Or will she betray her clan? Pairings GaaraxOC and others inside. Rated M for language and LEMON!
Author's Notes: No one loves it, I have barely any reviews, and my brain has died. Review, love it, gimme ideas, and I will update like a bat out of hell.

What the Heart Desires
Status: In-progress
Pairings: KakashiXHinata, SasukeXNaruto, SakuraXLee, NejiXTenten
Chapters: Six
Rating: M
Summary: Hinata finds herself in love with a certain silver-haired jounin! But... does he return her feelings, or will she be heartbroken- again? KakaHina fiction, mild KakaAnko. Fluffy. Maybe, and I stress maybe, a lemon. Sequal to Square One, by Blue Quartz Foxy.
Author's Notes: I'm getting reviews and I have ideas! I'll update soon, I swear!

Now, if you're still reading, here's some other stuff about me...

Things About Me And What I Believe

Stories

Okay, I love my stories. Most of the time. I love it more when people enoy what I write because I feel like I'm bringing joy into this world. You don't have to review on my stories, despite what the author's notes say, but it's nice to know you're reading the stuff I wrote. Also, I don't review unless I like the story you're writing. Alright, that's not always true. More often then not I'm to lazy to review. And to me, faving/alerting is the same as a review because it lets me know you like my story enough to want to know when the next chapter is up.

Here's a twist: I don't care if you copy my plotlines. In fact I couldn't care any less than I do right now. Though I would like people to let me know before they jack them, I don't care. Because copying is the sincerest form of flattery I know and if you copy my plotline then that means you like what I wrote. That doesn't mean I'm going to copy you people, because I'm probably the only one who thinks like this, but I don't care if you copy me.

But Jashin as my witness, if you steal my OC's (Miamay, Midori, Nuroka, Suroko, Shigome, Shigurai, Maara, Shukaku, Shinji, Maikage, Hikuro, etc.) and/or Kagegakure (which I made up!) I will send you to fucking hell! They are MINE, I tell you, MINE! STAY AWAY OR DIE! I'm watching you all, and I will harm you greatly if you come near them. If you ask, you can use them in a fanfiction (I doubt anyone will ask but still) but it's copyright infringment if you steal them and you will be shunned as an author! SHUNNED! Okay. Anyway, I doubt you people will steal them but I thought I'd throw that out there.

Writing

I believe that writing is the most sacred form of art that there is and ever will be. Writing is the tools for peace and happiness, because, hey, authors' and authoress' can manipulate characters with the scratch of a pen, the click clack of a keyboard.

I thoroughly enjoy my job as a writer. I am currently writing a book called Immortals: Shift of the Clans. It's about... well, never mind. You can read it for yourself when it gets published. ;)

Anyway, I'm getting off subject.

I also believe that stories were meant to have happy endings. That's just what I think should happen, because life has way too many unhappy endings for my taste. So, no, I do not read Angst storys. Maybe if you beg and plead with me I will, but I dislike stories with unhappy endings. I enjoy Romance/Horror or Romance/Suspense, so if you have written a story under that genre tell me and I will be more than happy to read it.

Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Full Metal Panic!, Death Note, Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, Wolf's Rain, Shaman King, One Piece, Winx, W.I.T.C.H., Ah! My Goddess!, Sonic, Armitage, Hellboy, The Legend of Himiko: Sword of Seven Blades, GreenGreen, Chrono Crusade, Please, Teacher!, Mezzo, GUNXSWORD, and, of course, Sailor Moon are all fanfics that I will read. I will read others, but it will take me a while to get the whole story figured out. XD

Also, if you EVER send me a review on one of my fanfics saying that you can write better than me I will send you a very long, very nasty hate mail and come outta this computer and slap you. No, you cannot write better than me. Maybe word wise or grammar wise, but you will NEVER be able to actually experience the joy and love I felt for my plotline and characters that I did. Anyone who does this to anyone is worse than scum. No, he's worse than being worse than scum. You have no business writing fanfics or reading them if you're going to act like a jerk wad of crap.

Pairings

I don't think there's such thing as a bad pairing. Okay, there are some I don't like, but that's my personal opinion and I have no right to badmouth a couple that others like just because I'm jealous (coughGaaSakucoughGaaInocoughHidaSakucoughHidaIno). So there. And in my opinion, the pairings are fine. I'll even write a GaaSaku if someone requests it. I won't like it, but I'll do it. I can't promise how it'll turn out, as my writing anything non-OC kinda stinks, but I'll do it. I swear to Gaara.

And my views on Original Characters (OCs) are pretty much the same. Seeing as how I write GaaraXOC (and coming soon a HidanXOC!) I have no right to critisise your OCs. In fact I like reading them. You can figure out a lot about a person by who their characters are.

Requests

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, and I want to write a Christmas fic but no one ever requests anything from me and... pah! Meanies. Oh well. I'll do any requests. Like I said, they'll probably not turn out the way you thought, but you might get lucky. Well, if you're still reading then you must be a stalker. Hello, stalker. Feel free to enter my humble home- if you can find me. ;P

To every guy that said, "Sex can wait"

To every guy that said, "You're beautiful"

To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her

To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.

To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls

To every guy that said he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that did what she wanted to die for

To every guy that cried in front of her...

To every guy that she cried in front of...

To every guy that holds hands with her.

To every guy that kisses her with meaning..

To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.

To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.

To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to
see her for ten minutes

To every guy that would give his seat up...

To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.

To every guy who told his secrets to her.

To every guy that showed how much he cared through every word and every breath.

To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.

To every guy that believed in her dreams.

To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them

To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.

To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door

To every guy that gave his heart.

To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...

I guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image

If you are a nice guy repost this with: "Nice guys STILL finish last "

If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with the title: "To Every Guy"

You flaunt your beauty in the rose, your glory in the dawn,
Your sweetness in the nightingale, your whiteness in the swan.
You haunt my waking like a dream, my slumber like a moon,
Pervade me like a musky scent, possess me like a tune
You are the heart within my heart, the life within my life.
By Sarojini Naidu

Some sayings:

Mother of SEGA, godzilla is real? - Sonic

Awesome like a possum! -Me

Shwaaaang! -Vicki's frying pan

Shwiiiiing! -My frying pan

When in trouble, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout! -Vicki's motto

Righty-dight-poke-skip-lollygag-pollywag-first-mate-loco-driver-dude...ette -Vicki

Dattebayo (believe it)! -Naruto (duh)

Hn. -Sasuke

There wasn't any pain. I crushed him with more force than necessary, so it was over quickly. The corpses bitter crimson tears flow and mingle with the endless sand, feeding the chaos within me and making me stronger. -Subaku no Gaara

A senbon rainstorm, huh? I have an idea. Let's make it rain blood instead. -Gaara

Yo! -Kakashi

YOUTH!! -Lee

You'd better not piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. -Sticker

Well behaved women rarely make history! -1moonwitch

Don't leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. -Me

Love is like life. You have to accept reality and move on. You can't live in a fairy tale all the time. -Me

Are you laughing at me cause I'm different? I'm laughing cause you're all the same. -Me

DUDE! It's the best idea since underwear! -Knuckles from Sonic

This is what you're doing. This is what I want you to do. Any questions? -Master of Disguise

I find that I am often right. And it shocks me so bad I usually become wrong again! -Me

Wow! You mean Al likes Rose! That’s great! Maybe they’ll get married and have a whole village of little babies and if they lose their limbs I can give them new automail ones to make them stronger so they can protect the ones they love as they rip the guts out of their enemies! -Winry, New Age, First Love (READ IT BEESHES!!)

Smile and your problems disappear... however, if the problem is still there, turn around and punch it one. -Zukobabe

If only our hearts were shaped like starfish. Then they could regenerate parts once broken. -Unknown.

I hear and I forget; I see and I remember; I do and I understand. -Chinese Proverb

I wake up smiling after dreaming of him, and then I have to stop myself because I remember that my smile's not for him anymore. -Me

Even when he's gone, he won't stop hurting me! -Me

Dave: This isn't my car. This isn't my suit. Those aren't even my friends.
Helen: Why are you telling me this?
Dave: Because I want you to like me for me. -Dave and Helen, Unknown (note: the names are not exactly right)

You don't write because you want to say something; you write because you have something to say. -Unknown

Can we talk about something other than Hollywood? We're educated people. -Girl in Development

Why don't you pour a mix of lemon juice and salt on that papercut I got tearing your number off my wall? -Me (it's a song I wrote that I may post up here... on my account I mean.)

She's your daughter, you drunken ass motherfucking cock-sucker! -Hidan, Used, Unwanted, Unneeded

Random man: What the hell? What possessed you to flee from your country only to come near a place where there was a demon rampaging?
Shibi: I have a wife and son! Please don’t ask questions! –looks on in horror as one of the fox-beasts tails swings by and tosses his wife into a tree; looks back at the man– I have a son! So let me in! –looks on in horror as his friend and his friend’s wife are picked up by a tail and tossed into the air only to fall to their deaths and leave their daughter, TenTen, behind; looks back at the man– A son and a little girl! –picks her up and places Shino in TenTen’s bitty hands- Shino! Say hello to your new mommy! –turns back to the man- So can I come in or what!?
Random man: Whatever man. It’s obvious you’re crazy just by looking at you… I suppose you don’t have your– -stares on as a tail swoops by and their papers get caught on it, flying away- This job sucks. Why am I still at my post at a gate when it’s already been torn off its hinges by a demon? You know what…just come in here. I won’t tell if you don’t. -snuggled, Must Love Dogs (FUCKING READ IT!!)

"Chouji, stop eating those chi-- Wait, you idot, those are Kiba's--"
"Oh, gross! Kiba! How can you eat Beggin' Strips!?"
"What are you talking about?? That's bacon!"
"It's not! It's Beggin' Strips!"
"Dude, I pity you, man."
"Tell me about it. Chouji and arguing over food is bad enough... Want to go watch clouds?"
"I prefer collecting bugs..."
"Oh...then...n-nevermind..." -secretly eats them instead of actual food and doesn't want to be found out-

Shikamaru would totally eat bugs and you all know it. Like when I was a kid and ate food off the ground...and shoved rocks up my nose. Not Shikamaru. He knew better than that. Food off the ground is dirty, bugs are high in protein...and rocks don't belong up your nose. Yum Yum Yum, bugs a-plenty. Shino would be in tears if he found out. (Then he'd probably run away, worried Shikamaru had turned his eyes on him as a potential provider of free food.)

"Hey man, give me one of your bugs. I'm starving. ...Actually...wait, those things are tiny. Give me a handful."
"...Ex...cuse me?"
"You heard me. Either get up and make me a sandwich or give me a handful of your bugs."
"Shikamaru...there's a limit to being lazy."
"Come ooon... Just give me some of your bugs. There's plenty to spare, right?"
"...I'm...sort of glad I never went with you guys to rescue Sasuke..." -stands up- "Especially since you all failed..."
"LOW BLOW MAN, LOW BLOW."
"So is asking me for a handful of my bugs so you can eat them. Dick. ...I'll come back with a sandwich." -returns with a sandwich only to eat it in front of him, vindictively!-snuggled, Must Love Dogs

Children believe in fairy-tales. They believe in monsters too. -Jelp

Even after one evil has been destroyed, there's always something even more terrifying that comes along to challenge the hero(es) of a story. -Jelp

Never ignore that feeling in your gut. Instinct keeps you alive when logic fails. -Jelp

When the ones who are truly brave are afraid it means only one thing: all hell is about to break loose. -Jelp

"Sometimes things look better in the dark when you don’t really know what it is you’re looking at." -Jelp

"We don't want the monsters. But sometimes the monsters want us." -Jelp

"The best way to fight the fear is to face it head on. And if whatever scares you is that scary, hightail it in the other direction." -Jelp

Life would be easier if it had music to go along with it to announce the difference between the good guys and the bad guys. -Jelp

"It's always disturbing when someone else knows a secret so important that the truth is life changing." -Jelp

"The thing under my bed waiting to grab my ankle isn't real. I know that, and I also know that if I'm careful to keep my foot under the covers, it will never be able to grab my ankle." – Stephen King

"I don't know what the hell's in there--but it's weird and it's pissed off!" - The Thing (1982)

Favorite Anime Characters:

Naruto
HIDAN!!
Gaara
Kakashi
Shino
Kiba
Zabuza
Hinata
Kurenai
Asuma
Chouji
Temari
Shikamaru
Ino
Neji
Pein
Konan
Kakuzu
Kisame
Itachi
Sasori
Deidara
Tobi
Zetsu
Rock Lee
Kankuro
Naruto (meh, he's annoying but you get used to him)
Orochimaru (He's a freakin' snake man. I will say no more)
Kabuto
Jairya
Tsunade
Sarutobi

Sonic
Knuckles (he freakin' rocks!)
Shadow
Sonic
Cream
Cheese
Tails (is a guy, I learned recently)

Ah! My Goddess!
Belldandy
Keiichi
Urd
Megumi
Mara (she DIED waaaaahh!)
Toshiuki (he makes me laugh with his stupidity)
Morgan (she doesn't come until the movie but she's really cool)

Pokemon
Pikachu (it's sooo cute!)
Misty (water. I rest my case)
Brock (oh em gee I saw him OPEN his EYES- THRICE!! IT'S A MIRICLE!)
Ash (not really liking him but he makes me laugh. his voice is annoying though)
Bulbasaur
Squirtle
Charmander
... let's just say all the PKMN, kay?

Wolfs Rain
Higae (I LOVE that guy!)
Toboe (he's such a cutie!)
Kiba
Tsumi (I actually don't know his name, I'll look it up. He's the white haired guy with a star on his chest)
Blue
Chezza (she's so preeeeeety!)
The cop dude who I forgot the name of

The All New Tenchi Muyo
Tenchi (coz he rocks!)
Ryo-oh-ki
Ryoko
Ayeka
Sasami
Washu
Dark Washu

Fullmetal Alchemist
Edward Elric (He's so short!)
Alphonse Elric (He's just so... so!!)
Roy Mustang (EEP! FANGIRL MOMENT!)
Riza Hawkeye (What a badass!)
Scar (BIGGER FANGIRL MOMENT!)
Barry the Chopper (scary man... o.e)
Lust
Envy
Maes Hughes
Gracia Hughes
Winry (of course)
Pinako

Full Metal Panic!
Kurz Weber
Sousuke Sagara
Melissa Mao
Kaname Chidori

Descendants of Darkness
Hisoka Kurosaki (recently confirmed my suspicion that he and Gaara are played by the same voice actor. FANGIRL MOMENT!)
Asato Tsuzuki
Gushoshin (how can you not?)

Death Note
L (Ryuzaki)
Light Yagami
Ryuk
Rin (I think)
Misa

Hellboy
Hellboy
Abe
Liz

Inuyasha
Inuyasha
Kagome
Miroku
Sango
Kilala
Myoga (or however you spell that)

Armitage
Naomi
Ross
Pluto
Eddy
D'anclaude (the good one)

One Piece
Roronoa Zolo (FANGIRL MOMENT!!)
Monkey D. Luffy
Sanji
Nami
Vivi
Tony Tony Chopper

Devil May Cry
Dante
Lady

Bleach
Kisuke Urahara
Uryu Ishida
Orihime Inoue
Sado 'Chad'
Ichigo Kurosaki
Rukia Kuchiki
Renji Abarai
Byakuya Kuchiki
Capt. Hitsugaya
Captain of Squad 13 (LIAM 'O BRIEN! AAAHIIIIIIEEE!!)
Kon
Hanataro
Gin Ichimaru (stupid toady bastard!)
Tatsuki
Chizuru
Ururu
Orihime's brother

Witch Hunter Robin
Robin
Amon (douchebag)
Matthew

Fruits Basket
Kyo
Yuki
Shigure
Hanajime
Momiji

GUNXSWORD
RAY!!
Van
Carmen99

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Gaara
2. Kankuro
3. Sasuke
4. Rock Lee
5. Hinata
6. Temari
7. Deidara
8. Kisame
9. Sasori
10. Zetsu
11. Itachi
12. Shikamaru

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (ItaTema) fanfic before?
Yes, actually, and it was rather cute.

2) Do you think Four (Rock Lee) is hot? How hot?
Yes, and if you make fun of me I will Rasendori you to hell.

3) What would happen if Twelve (Shikamaru) got Eight (Kisame) pregnant?
-twitch twitch- One, that's not even possible, and two ewww.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine (Sasori)?
Yea, many of them, and some were rather wierd.

5) Would Two (Kankuro) and Six (Temari) make a good couple?
KANKURO AND TEMARI?? WTF?? HECK NO TECHNO!

6) Five/Nine (SasoHina) or Five/Ten (ZetHina)?
Hmmm, I think HinataxSasori would be better than HinataxZetsu, because Zetsu would probably eat her.

7) What would happen if Seven (Deidara) walked in on Two (Kankuro) and Twelve (Shikamaru) having sex?
Well, Deidara would probably want to join in. But Kankuro and Shikamaru? Ma-a-jor gross out.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten (SasuZet) Fanfic.
SasukexZetsu? Heck no. makes no sense and that's just plane gross.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight (GaaKisa) fluff?
Probably not, but if there is I shall shun the author and puke out my guts at the major wrongness of it.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (ShikaDei) Hurt/Comfort fic.
A good title would be 'Nothing but Friends' 'cause Shikamaru would never be with Deidara.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four (Rock Lee) to de-flower One (Gaara)?
Well, it makes sense, but I would never write it so I dunno, maybe the bathtub.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Sasuke) het?
Probably, but what's het?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Itachi)?
No. Freaking. Duh. Itachi rocks everyones chicken socks.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (KankuLeeHina)?
No, but I bet some people do.

15) What might Ten (Zetsu) scream at a moment of great passion?
FLOWERS! LOTS AND LOTS OF FLOWERS!! Well, it is Zetsu after all.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Kisame), what song would you choose?
'I'm Blue' 'cause Kisame-kun is blue!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (GaaTemaShika) fic, what would the warning be?
Shikamaru, Temari, good? Not for Gaara. He must do everything to protect his siter from that bum... then he falls for Shika too... who will Shikamaru choose? OOOO the suspense!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten (Zetsu) to use on Two (Kankuro)?
No way, nu uh, never gonna happen.

19) How might Eleven (Itachi) describe a relationship between Two (Kankuro) and Eight (Kisame)?
One, why would Kankuro be with Kisame and two, Itachi would be jealous because Kanky-kun stole Kisa-kun away XD.

20) How emo is Seven (Deidara)?
He's moderately emo, come on, he wears eyeliner. He's at least a LITTLE emo.

Well that was fun. Copy and paste this and answer it!