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Author has written 14 stories for Twilight.
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Congratulations by retroninjachick reviews
Bella and Edward were once best friends, until Bella fell for him, only to run away after his wedding. It's been three years and they meet again. What exactly will go down when Edward realizes he might have made a mistake? Is it too late? E/B, AH complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,565 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3722 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
Holy Crow, My Soul Mate Glitters! by Velvet Liquor reviews
When Bella Swan meets sparkly Edward Cullen, her life turns upside down. As she falls deeply in love with the boy she met only two days ago, she realizes love *COUGH*lust*COUGH* always comes with a heavy price to pay, including hungry hobo vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3593 - Favs: 5,324 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
IM conversations by Scarlett Redd reviews
A collection of random and funny conversations through IM between Twilight characters. Requests are welcome and encouraged! I'm just writing this for fun... it is meant to be entirely pointless and funny... It's just to give me a bit of a break...Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,515 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007
House Party by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
AU: all human. When Bella and Edward end up spending three days together at Jessica's beach house, Alice decides to get her matchmaker on... with slightly less than perfect results! ExB, Read and Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,702 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Geico Gecko Meets The Twilight Characters by fluffily reviews
A total crackfic in which each and every one of the Twilight characters meets the Geico car insurance gecko. Hell mall? Alpacas? Torture? Severly strange happy places? The death of Eddie-kins's Volvo? Killer shirts? Read now and be amazed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,381 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
American Girl by Twifan reviews
Isabella, a regular college student, wins a tour of Europe from a contest. A million dollars to go backpacking through all of Europe over the summer. What happens when her tour guide is the handsome and British Edward Masen? ExB AH - Continued
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,311 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Attack of the giant BFF! by CupkateCullen reviews
Not attack of my Best Friend Forever. Bad Fan Fiction! Cliches common to the Twilight fanfic world unite. Is Bella in love with Jasper or Edward? Is it all just about sex? Will Alice stop shopping? Will Jasper break knives trying to cut himself? Read on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,545 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008
Goodbye by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2516 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
100 Ways to know you're obsessed by Marie Alice Brandon Cullen reviews
Ever wondered if you are truly obsessed about Twilight? Well, here is a list of a few things that obsessed Twilight girls, like myself would do. #32 Ran an online search in your school computer for any boys named Edward or Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008
22 Weeks Later by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Bite Me! by Mrs.EdwardMasenCullen reviews
A collection of cliche and very ooc moments with the Cullens. Relating to my very own life experiences, but better. Cullens-Vamps, Jacob and Pack-Wolves, Bella-Human, Frank-Squirell/Vampire/Fish, ALL NORMAL COUPLES! R&R Constuctive Criticism!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,434 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008
Black Bullet by Aces17 reviews
AU. After the tragic death of her mother, Bella is forced to flee to Forks and relatives she never knew she had. Will Edward be able to tear down her walls? EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,604 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coffee Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by CGarman reviews
All Human. Bella is scared of love, and all things commitment. When Edward falls for her, her whole outlook on being with someone is turned up side down. Will Edward be able to break down her walls? Will she let him get close enough? Summary changed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,031 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nowhere to go by mbierl9911 reviews
Bella and Edward never met, and Bella married the family friend. Now Jacob is abusive, and Bella knows she has to get out, but who does she have to help?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,336 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carrying On by glitterlavalamp reviews
Crack. Bella leaves Edward for a ficus tree, and Jacob just wants to comfort the vampire who used to be his enemy. Can Edward move on, to Jacob's waiting arms? No sex or swearing, but rated because EdwardxJacob is rather disturbing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Twilight in 17 Seconds? by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
This is not a loving parody of the first Twilight book. This is a parody full of much bitterness and unabashed hatred for this "book", so... if you're going to be offended, stay away! If you don't care if someone bashes your fandom... come on in!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take Fifty by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A oneshot series in which the Twilight characters find themselves working their way through movie plots. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Why Edward isn't Gay by Shekiah Rosay reviews
The Cullens begin to wonder if there's something Edward isn't telling them. Don't worry girls, he's straight, but a family discussion of Edward's sexual orientation can only end in amusement for all... ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
The Lemon by Insanity's Partner reviews
Searching for Jane Austin fanfictions, Edward and Bella find a purple link that reads 'Twilight' on a certain fanfiction website... Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Kiss Me by Insanity's Partner reviews
Edward, in an attempt to impress Bella, takes up the guitar. Oh my....is that the sound of a guitar being thrown through a window, I hear? OOC PreNewMoon OneShot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
A Strange Encounter by Insanity's Partner reviews
Remember how on Stephenie Meyer's website she talked about the uncanny similarities she found when she visited Forks? Well, what if one of those similarities happened to be that she found two certain people in a certain meadow...? AU OOC Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
17 Reasons To Love Edward Cullen by VampGrlz271 reviews
Who's our favorite vampire? YOU GOT IT! JAMES! Not. It's Edward. Just forget about the rest of the Cullen men for a second, mmmkay? Edward is freaking awesome. Sexy. Funny. What's not to adore? 17 reasons to love Edward Cullen. Not for Jacob lovers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
17 Reasons To Hate Jacob Black by VampGrlz271 reviews
We. Hate. The. Oversized. Space. Heater. Enough to make a fanfic like this one! Do you hate Jacob? Does he piss you off in every way imaginable? Is his over-sized space heater persistent-ness annoying? Then this is the fic for you!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5699 - Favs: 2,979 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This is Me by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella are dating. Edward is an aspiring actor. What happens when Edward lands the lead role in the next biggest hit, with beautiful costars and long hours? Will their love survive? Or will fame tear them apart? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,732 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
The Gym Membership by tortgirl reviews
What happens when Emmett gets tricked into joining a gym? Rosalie becomes an areobics instuctor, Jasper and Emmett pretend to be gay, And crazy people hit on the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007
Leah's Jerkiness by TeamVampire reviews
Set just before the epilogue in Eclipse. Could Leah be any more of a jerk?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Leah - Complete
Agonizing Edward by Belts reviews
People send in letters to Edward, asking for his romantic advice. Edward replies. And often, he is not happy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Jacob's Note by TeamVampire reviews
Eclipse, page 4 - 'I ran my fingers across the page, feeling the dents where he had pressed the pen to the paper so hard that it had nearly broken through.' The events surrounding Jacob's note to Bella, based on that sentence.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Jacob - Complete
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4314 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
17 Reasons To Kill Mike Newton by VampGrlz271 reviews
Do you hate Mike Newton? Can you not stand Mike Newton? Do you want to just kill Mike Newton in his sleep? If you ca answer "Yes, Yes I do." to all of these questions, then this is the story for you, my friend! 17 reasons to kill Mike Newton!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Which Twilight Boy is Gay? by LolliliciousLolly reviews
So who is it? Edward? Mike Newton? Quil or Embry? WHICH ONE, DAMMIT? A parody of the well known and well mocked I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys...haha. Love Lolly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Bella's Mysterious Obsession by dancing.rox464 reviews
Bella has locked herself in the study and won't come out. What could she possibly be doing? Takes place after the change. Just silly fluff, for fun!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
THE CULLENS VISIT THE ARCADE by LaurenSimone reviews
This is a really stupid and hilarious story I wrote when I was bored. It's pointless and senseless fun about the Cullen's trip to the arcade. Cullens are vamps, bella's human. Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2008
It All Falls Down by LilyAlice reviews
Bella’s best friend Edward had always been there for her, he was there when she broke her leg and when she got her first A on a test, but when tragedy strikes Bella’s family can Edward keep her together? Can he show her the true meaning of love? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,744 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8346 - Favs: 7,473 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Endlessly by Dumbledoor reviews
ALL HUMAN ONESHOT Edward and Bella first meet at church.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,752 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Telepathic Wolves and Flamboyant Italian Vampires by Velvet Liquor reviews
Bella is a zombie, Stephenie Meyer's car is stolen, and Edward's vampire family members finally get their screen time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
I think I've gone crazy by Cougarfang15 reviews
Mikes POV. A funny oneshot about when Mike finds out Bella and Edward are getting married and what he tries to do about it. SEQUEL NOW UP! FIND IT ON MY PRO.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
Bella's Shower Fun by Logan Emery reviews
It's Bella's Time of the month. She takes a shower. Edward shows up. Singing songs and breaking down bathroom doors...The other chapters are short funny stories involving Harry Potter, Wands and a teddy bear. I just added a new chapter on 5/7/08 YAY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
Attraction by Annilaia reviews
Bella tries to keep a bright outlook when she moves to Forks. Of course, after meeting Edward Masen everything just starts to look so much better, even tolerable. When you've got the sweetest boy standing in front of you things start to get easy... right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,735 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
17 Ways You Know You Are Obsessed With Twilight by VampGrlz271 reviews
what the title says. DUH! part of the "17 ways..." series
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Mr Molina by pleasebiteme reviews
Mr. Banner is a creeper & Edward sets things straight. random, OOC, fun. Rated T for mild language. r&r! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Flabbergasting Edward by Belts reviews
Edward has a highly embarrassing secret. Charlie discovers it. Also, Edward and Bella shave off Jacob's fur, whilst he is sleeping in wolf form.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
It was a normal night at the book shop until this guy came in. "Who's Edward?" He wanted to know. I answered him, not knowing why he would need all of this info on a fictional character. Why? For love... Or was it lust? Based on a true story. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Dress Code Violation by Rissohma reviews
Bella unknowingly breaks the dress code. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
The Cullens Vs SmarterChild by xMidnight Muse reviews
Used to be Emmett Vs SmarterChild Emmett accidentley logs on to Bella's AIM account, discovers SmarterChild, and voila! A story full of randomness like you wouldn't believe! Read&Review Rating is for swearing. Yes, they will swear at a computer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007
Ever the Same by Twifan reviews
A sad and mushy cliche, but it ends happy. A last letter to Edward in Bella's hand. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Don't Trust Myself With Loving You by kirstie23 reviews
Through the wonderful use of Myspace, Bella, living in Florida and Edward, living in Forks, become the best of friends. Once she moves to Forks things change and Bella knows her life will never be the same. Feelgood romantic story. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,506 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Edward's MasterCard by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the first in my Twilight commercals series. It is Bella's 18th birthday...but something is bothering Edward. Edward'sPOV. This is a bad summary. Just read it. It's fun! oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
The Darkest Hour by Rissohma reviews
Forks is ravaged with an epidemic of the Spanish Influenza. With an 83 percent death rate for those infected, how will Edward react when Bella gets sick?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,057 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007
Not Another Instant Messaging Story by theenvylover reviews
heh, a parody of all of the AIM stories out there. this is a oneshot and it will stay a oneshot! voted ::the only IM story that deserves to be up here::.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Babysitting Adventures by Scarlett Redd reviews
Bella brings Edward along to babysit.Some fluff. Changed title.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/28/2007
Two Vampires, a Human and Aro by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
After getting into a fight with Emmett, Rosalie's feeling a little down. What will the girls decide to do to cheer her up? GIRL'S NIGHT OUT of course! UPDATE: A nice, new, long chapter has been added. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,257 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007
Happy Meal Toys by Saiyachick reviews
When the Twilight movie comes out, the Cullen's and Bella arrive at a local fast food place and are shocked at the action figures from the Twilight movie that they recieve in their Happy Meals. Drabble Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Threat by VampiressE12B reviews
Pretty much, it's Bella threating Stephenie Meyer to get Edward to change her in Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
There are Worse things Dad! by lbj reviews
Charlie finds a letter saying that Bella eloped with Edward because she was pregnant. It sounds serious but it isn't. This is my attempt at humor. Key wordAttempt
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
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Falling for You reviews
All Human, AU. Bella and Edward are best friends, and have grown up together with the others. In eighth grade, Edward promises himself one thing. He won't fall for Bella. It's much easier spoken than done. Won't be cliched, I promise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,473 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
22 Ways To Know If You Are Obsessed With Twilight reviews
Are you obsessed? Maybe a little TOO obsessed? I know I am. Title says it all. This list is much more creative than many of the other ones out there, i promise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2008
Bella's Secret reviews
Bella has been in her room for days, and Edward is determined to find out why. A humor fic. Oneshot. Parody of the quote "The Forbidden Fruit tastes the sweetest". Much funnier than it sounds, I promise. Definitely not what you think it is, if you guess.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Ways to Annoy the Twilight Characters reviews
Ways to annoy and piss off the Twilight Characters. I know that everyone does these, but I like them so I decided to make it. This one is much more original than the other stories like this out there!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008
Ten Reasons Why I Hate Jacob Black reviews
These are 10 reasons why I hate Jacob. Probably not for Jacob lovers, unless you want your flames to be used to help burn Jacob in hell. Definitely for Edward lovers, though. Funny and creative, I hope. Die Jacob, die!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Emmett's what? reviews
Funny Oneshot. Emmett shows Edward and Jasper something big he's got. They are amazed. Better and funnier than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Emmett - Complete
New Moon the Parody reviews
Sequel to Twilight the Parody. Read that one first before this! This gets funnier near the middle and end, so give it a chance please. Eclipse parody is now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Eclipse the Parody reviews
Sequel to "New Moon the Parody", 3rd part to "Twilight the Parody". Make sure that you read these two first before this one, or else you will be missing out on a lot. Very funny, check it out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/10/2008
Valentine's Day reviews
Takes place after the incident with Tyler's van. It's the week of Valentine's Day. What happens when Bella recieves 10 gifts with hints to who her "admirer" is thoughout the week? Edward's POV of this story coming soon!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,112 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Note Passing: The sequel! reviews
The sequel to Note Passing. Will Tyler "come out of the closet?" What's Bella's epiphany about Mike? Is Emmett bipolar? Why hasn't Mr. Banner made his move on Bella yet? Funnier than the 1st one. Flames used to burn jacob in hell... you know the rest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008
Twilight the Parody reviews
Here is a parody of Twilight. I think it's pretty funny, but thats just my opinion... By the way, I LOVE twilight, so this wasn't meant to offend anyone. Both sequels now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
AIM with the Cullens reviews
What happens when the Cullens and other members of Forks try out IMing? Very OOC, but hopefully funny. Whats Edwards secret? Who does Jessica look like? And who the hell is "anybody"? Might add more some day, but for now, it's on hold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2008
The Twilight alphabet reviews
I was really bored when writing this, so here is the twilight alphabet... Kinda stupid, but I was just in the mood. Rated T because other ratings are gay.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Note Passing reviews
What happens when people pass notes and get caught? Sort of funny I think, if you have my sense of humor. Mike, Mrs. Goff, Mr. Banner's fan club, it's all there. Flames will be used to help me burn jacob in hell. Sequel is much better, so read it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete