Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
'Ello, I hate you. No, I'm, kidding. I love people. They taste good. Wait? Too much information?
Age: Your MOM!
Location: Scroll up.
Random Fact of the Day: Monkeys have sex! And so do jellyfish! And lions!
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Nancy By Amanda&Nancy
Nothing but graceful as a swan,
As I flew through the sky,
Nothing stands in me way,
Counting the people below,
(Note: We almost handed that in. This is what happens when Amanda help with your homework.)
Nancy: Wait, what do you mean penguins can't fly?
Amanda: They just can't they don't have the proper bone structure.
Nancy: But, but they have wings!
Amanda: No, actually those are flippers.
Nancy: Fuck you, they are WINGS.
Amanda: What ever you say, retard.
Nancy: Ya' know what?
Nancy: Half of grade 6, I ran around the field saying I was a flying penguin.
Nancy: Shut up, guess what again,
Nancy: We are going to go to Antarctica, and teach penguins to fly.
Amanda: Hell to the freaking yes!
- Now, how many people do you know, that can have a full conversation about penguins?
Amanda and Agnostic.Cretin: Dino Nancy, Dino Nancy, does whatever dinosaurs do, can she swing, from a web? No she can't she's a retard, Look out! Here comes Dino Nancy!
Nancy: Oh, I have my own Goddamn theme song!
(On the Phone)
Nancy: I like pretty birdies.
Nancy: Shit, I didn't even know I said that until you started laughing at me,
Amanda: Christ, 'I like pretty birdies' What the fuck?
Nancy: Shut up.