NeverAPrefect
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Joined 06-20-08, id: 1611021, Profile Updated: 05-23-13
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

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Hmmm...well I rather like Genevieve. Or Aethereda. Or if you'd like a boy's name, I'm rather partial to Horton. Or very possibly Reginald. Unisex...well, Artemis is a possibility. Or Elvendork . Always a good one. Oh, you mean my name! NeverAPrefect, nice to meet you.

Age: 22
Gender: Of the female persuasion

Rather brilliant quotes: 'I'm British. We don't need Batman, Spiderman, or Superman because we have a mad man with a blue box, a sociopathic consulting detective, and little boy with a funny shaped scar and a stick.'

Story Updates:

Only if you go out with me, Evans: NOW COMPLETE!. But of course. Because the lovely little description box is slightly on the mad short side, here is a little bit more detail. You know, a little bit extra, yeah? -Lily/James with a little bit of other romantic endevours of other characters. 7th year. Lily Evans has staunchly loathed James Potter since (very possibly) day one. At the wise old age of thirteen, she decided she would have nothing to do with the Quidditch playing little berk. But what happens when 'Potter' is made Head Boy to her Head Girl? And McGonagall assigns her a most annoying (and rather devious) project partner? And her best friend reveals that she likes a boy, one that Lily knows rather well?

A note on this one: No sequel. I'm sorry to all of you who wish I would, but I like happy endings, and if I were to write a sequel, it would probably end with James and Lily dying. And that would make me sob my eyes out. So therefore, no sequel. We all know what happens next. See 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone' for details.

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!: Now in Spanish! A monstrous thanks to phoenix.deathandrebirth for translating "Only If You Go Out With Me, Evans" into Spanish. If you'd like to read it en espanol, please go to her profile. Cheers!

Tea: ALSO COMPLETE A little Ginny/Fleur FAMILY oneshort. Post DH.

Til Death Do Us Part: I think it's complete. Maybe. Little oneshots about female HP characters feelings on love and marriage. In short.

PS- I Just May Fancy You: Still very much in-progress. A Victoire Weasley/ Teddy Lupin fic, with Victoire at the centre. Victoire has grown up with Teddy Lupin, never seeing him as more than a friend...so what happens when she does?

Working very hard on. But please, people. Stop pestering me about Evie. YOU WILL FIND OUT EVERYTHING. I promise. So don't get your knick-knacks in a twist.

Pages of Photographs: ONE SHOT. Lily Potter finds Harry's old photograph album that Hagrid gave him after his first year. Looking through it, she realises that she is looking at pictures of her paternal grandparents. A little on the more depressing side of life, but decidedly hopeful.

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Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2626 - Favs: 3,256 - Follows: 2,894 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Dirty Little Secret by JustAudrey07 reviews
The Pureblood Greengrass family has a dirty little secret. Her name is Astoria. Canon compliant with a twist. Rated M for some smut and dark situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 197,040 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Capitulation by imperfectandchaotic reviews
Falling. The bishop falls for her, as does the die for him. It's like a kick, pulling them up for air when they find themselves drowning in the shadows of an ill-fated dream, thrown in by someone who wants nothing more than to rip them apart. Complete!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Family by DreamingALife reviews
"Lily Evans. We have you at our mercy at last." Lily's mouth dropped open. "Black? What the hell do you think you're playing at?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Teddy's Story by GingerNinja1 reviews
There had always been talk that Teddy's relationship with Victoire went further than 'just friends', something he had always denied and found highly amusing. Returning from a year travelling the world, he realises that those rumours might have been right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,249 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
The Innermost Workings of her Mind by XxLadyMarauderxX reviews
Dumbledore was drunk! Why else would he have given me head girl? I have richard the crap to worry about, not failing transfig, not killing james, plus keeping up with my amazing resolutions. Damn, I just set fire to my hair. My oh so average life...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,539 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dose of Your Own by OurLoveIsForever reviews
She's smart. He's smarter. She's rich. He's richer. She is amused by his reactions. He loves to give her hell. Perfect match? I believe so. Astoria/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,859 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Chocolate Covered Love by johnnydicaprio reviews
Me and Potter? Please. Don't make laugh. Of course I haven't just kissed James Potter. Of course I'm not running away from him as fast as my legs will carry me. Don't be ridiculous. Who told you this atrocious lie? I promise I'll only kill them a little.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,452 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Old You Aint Seen Nothin Yet by Rowan Watkins reviews
It's her 7th year at Hogwarts, and Rowan Watkins wants to end the year with a bang.When she finds the Marauders are also looking for a little end of year mischief,she and best friend Lily Evans compete with Hogwart's bad boys to pull the ultimate prank.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,718 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Lily Luna P., Sirius B.
Getting it Right by Moonprincess92 reviews
Rose and Scorpius share a hate/hate relationship. So everyone thought. Even Rose and Scorpius themselves. It just took them a while to get anything right. :Scorpius/Rose NextGen Complete:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 215,558 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
In Emerald Eyes by tempestuous-redhead reviews
Leap into Lily's world and see what life is like through Emerald Eyes. See her thoughts which, rather worryingly, seem to be centred James Potter. A light-hearted romance with hilarious insight from the brilliant mind of Lily Evans herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,760 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Because he's a Malfoy by Pinkjimmychoos reviews
**Next gen fic: A Weasley and a Malfoy actually being FRIENDS is strange enough, the idea of them being anything MORE than that is simply preposterous... Isn’t it? Rose/Scorpius-- Through Hogwarts and beyond, their changing relationship. **NOW COMPLETE!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,933 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
James Potter's Incredible Guide to Lily Evans by Moonshine 369 reviews
Thingsand examples of what to do to win Lily Evan's heart. Full explanation and summary inside. Please R&R! The Christmas Edition PART 2 is officially up! R&R, por favor. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,603 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Broom Cupboard by Zayz reviews
LJ. Yes, this is another broom-cupboard fic to add to the long list...but this one is, for variety's sake, divided into short, disjointed chapters to capture that admittedly long evening in the cupboard. M for excessive and foul language. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Completely Manly Journal of James Potter by opungo reviews
Mum bought this stupid thing for me. Something about 'writing down my school experiences'. She basically bought me a diary! Wait, no. This is a JOURNAL. The completely manly journal of James Potter. Set in Marauder's seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,690 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Boxers, Razors, and a Pair of Tweezers by books4evah reviews
A room that smells of vinegar... A friend who stabs people with cups... An adventure with a pet grindylow named 'Grindy'... A severe loss of manliness... A romance... All the symptoms of an escapade in the boys' dormitories. A Lily/James fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,736 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
French Plaits by Moonprincess92 reviews
Teddy loves Victoire's French plaits. Victoire wants to know why Teddy keeps gawking at her. Harry and Ron are at a loss on what to do, Hermione's the voice of reason and Rose is the only one making sense. Confused? :TeddyVictoire postDH SU:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,608 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Acelinn reviews
Fred and George meet their idols, the infamous Marauders of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/28/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
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Some Balance reviews
In which James and Sirius speak candidly about Lily in that most sacred of places: the pub.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2013 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Pages of Photographs reviews
Lily Potter finds her dad's old photo album that Hagrid gave him after his first year. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Lily Luna P., Harry P. - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part reviews
Series of short little one-shot drabbles from multiple generations of female characters and their thoughts/ experiences with marriage.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009
Tea reviews
One-shot. Ginny can't hate Fleur forever. Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Ginny W., Fleur D. - Complete
Only if you go out with me, Evans reviews
I was a horrid, horrid person. A miserable excuse for a friend. It should have been the easiest thing. Tell the boy you hate that your best mate fancies him. But I couldn't. Why? Because I fancied James Potter. Er...SINCE WHEN, LILY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,057 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete