Author has written 4 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Tin Man, Ginger Snaps, and Dresden Files.
OK little about me, i am an avid reader, but am improving (I hope) writer. i have ADHD (if you can't tell), I'm a guy, in my early 20's
i have my first story up! go me!
I have a second story up!
and now it is time for me to apolige for being an ass and taking so long to update... sorry guys
fave shows:Buffy, angel, dollhouse, numbers, mentalist, bones, Sarah Connor Terminator Chronicles, burn notice, chuck, NCIS/NCIS los angles, stargate sg1/Atlantis, Xena
interesting shows but not quite favs:castle, life,leverage,StarGate Universe, house, the CSI'sf
Faith/Buffy->this is my top ship ever they are just so incredible together,
Dawn/Spike-they are so cute it is almost sickening
Booth/Bones bones needs to admit to having feelings and take booth for a spin (ok now I'm seriously mad at the fraking writers)
Harry/Bianca-> A I have a thing for bad girls, B concidering I'm making a fic on them it is kind of odd if I didn't add
Harry/Murphy-> they would make a good couple.
Simon/Kaylee-they are just so sweet together,
Ginger/Brigitte-they are such an obvious Dom/Sub couple that went to far, it is such a fun dimanic to play with
Miley/Lily- not the biggest fan of Hannah Montana but the interaction between these 2 is just plain hot. kurrent does a great job showing the deep affection between them.
Harry/Hermione- first female friend, always at his back, intelligent enough to keep up with each other, and most important of all, she sees HARRY not THE-BOY-WHO-LIVED
Harry/Harem-this is just a blast to read, i prefere hermione or luna as the "alpha" if there is one and utterly love when bellatrix is inclueded.
Harry/Luna-i have a soft spot for this ship as well, where hermione challenges his mind, luna challanges his spirit, his wonder.
Ron/lavender- she is much more his level then hermione is, someone he can keep pace with instead of resenting
Camteen-while I don't watch a lot of house any more, I have become addicted to camteen fanfic...
Stark/Pepper-i loved them in the movie, fanfic has been incredable as well,
Lisbon/Jane-> I enjoy the playful dynamic between them,
Rigsby/Van Pelt-> just get together already! (YAY NOW CANNON!!),
Tony/Ziva- i love their interaction they just click for me,
G/Kensi-One of my more recent put ups, they would be so good for each other.
Jack/riddick-> in both Chronicles and fanfic this couple is truly intriguing
Jack O'Neill/Samantha Carter-probally my first ship, they just klicked well, and after the ep. with the armbands that make you speedy gonsoas on crack I was hooked
Danel Jackson/Vala-I love how she challanges and pesters him, her pure life is infecious and just what Danel needs
Keller/McKay- oh my god is it ever fun to watch McKay try and woo the already interested Keller, most clueless courtship ever,
Eli/Chloe-she needs to drop soilder boy like a hot potato and get with the man who loves her, like nowish!!
John/Cameron- lots of great fanfic for this,
Xena/Gabrielle they just fit, a ying/yang thing
Harry/Harem: there have be a lot of these that have been a real blast to read
Harry/Hermione: i love this ship, and it was my origanal for this series
Harry/Luna: there is just something about luna that i like and the interactions would be great
Harry/Daphine: been reading some very good one with this pairing.
Ron/Luna: she would ground him and help remove the jealiousy that is his worst trait
Ginny/Neville: she builds him up, he keeps her grounded
Riley/Buffy i am sorry but this bores me to tears, i have seen ice cubes with more spark.
Angel/Buffy they both moved on its time for you to get over it,
Spike/Buffy good god he tries to rape her for fuck's sake,
Spike/Angel just can't see it
Lisbon/Samuel Bosco-umm lets see he is married, they already had an affair which went umm no where.
Harry/Ginny yes harry I-am-scared-of-my-fame-to-the-point-of-stupidity with the largest fangirl of the series
Ron/Hermione: this makes no sense what so ever to me, they are always fighting and harry repeatedly has to play middle man
ANY major charicter/Draco:these are all with out exception (well no it works with the sytherins but no one ever pairs him with them), hilariously aweful, perticually when it is a golden trio member, if you have to rewrite the charicter that much to make it work... then why don't you just create a new charicter?
hated plot points
the instant rempetion/i was just pretending so it is all ok:this one seriously bugs me, a charicter (most often snape or draco) pulls an instant 180 for little to no reason and becomes an instant good guy, often paired with having one or more "good guys" suddenly turn malicious (often ron/ginny). note i actaully somewhat enjoy this when done with bellatrix, up until early book six as A) the death of black makes a ligit stop and think moment B) even with his death, she did not use a leathal spell, so the amount of damage she has done to the main charicters minus nevile is fairly minor baring what could with in reason be played as an acendent C) having said that, Nevile should not just forget and forgive instantly.
fave books(first in series if I don't know title of series):kitty and the midnight hour, wizard's first rule, march up country, honor Harrington, wheel of time
tv movies/miniseries: book of beasts, tinman
fave movies:Chronicles of Riddick, Serenity,Iron man, both the Hulk movies, GIJOE
FALLEN FAITH (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Rated:M
a Dark Vamp Fuffy fic, inspired by the question of what happens next after Electra's Dance with the Devil, note that while that is the ROUGH backround I tunnel off into a new distrubing direction
Statis: ON A TEMPORARY HOLD sorry guys writers block is still being a bitch, and i refuse to put out crap!!
FOR MY SISTER (TINMAN) Rated: M
an AZ/DG that spins off of the miniseries when Az takes the emerald from Dg,
STATIS: CHAPTER 2 outlined, 5 percent complete, and I am focusesing on
FOR THE LOVE OF MY SISTER (GINGER SNAPS) Rated:M
A Ginger/ Brigitte story that takes off in the final scene of Ginger Snaps back: the begining
STATIS: chapter 4 is currently under way, has a bit to go though.
loooking for a beta!! here are the basic facts of the story this is Brigitte/Ginger but I'm not ruling out Ginger having one night stands and the like, I do intend to expand the pack and have already . Ginger is completely dominate over Brigitte, however that being said she trusts Brigitte's advice (Ginger considers Brigitte smarter and calmer then herself) and is fiercely protective of Brigitte to the point of being obsessive, both girls but especially Ginger are going to have some pretty wild mood swings, you'll never get a chapter even approaching this lenght again, I got bit by the bug and couldn't stop, my average is around 2k.
untitled (sanctuary) Rated:M?
this is just an idea that just refuses to go away since I saw the first half of sleepers, I have only ever seen sleepers+next tuesday+ penance+kali so if I screw things up (assuming anything comes of this) i really don't care this would be an AU where they couldn't get laura to talk and have to cut a deal with another abnormal, trading laura for the data they need. ok 3/4 of the way through the webesodes and am concidering writing a back where the abnormal convices the Morrigan to leave with him, cause I really don't like them returning to the Cabal, also he would be a friend of Kali.
The Thing About Bad Girls (Dresden Files,TV) Rated:M
A Harry/Bianca story based on the premise of Harry returning to Bianca's to apolagize after upseting Bianca earlier in Storm Front, one thing leads to another and well they get close to each other in oh so many ways
GO SAINTS!! Mami bound!! take it all and take it home!!
fav human target quote
you're really missing something here, smooth, good finish, you'd never even know this stuff burns like jet fuel he then lights a bottle and throws it at the bad guy's car.
FUCKING HELL THE SAINTS WON
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what do you want?
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what do you need?
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name this show
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Come with me.
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling basturd.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a basturd.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
This or that?
Harry or Ron? Harry. Ron is a lazy, jealious, jackass far too often for this to even remotely resembe a choice
Hermione or Ginny? Hermione, i mean the brightest witch of her age, who prooves herself time and agian VS the fangirl...
Nevile or Seamus? Nevile
Snape or Slughorn? Snape, at least he is honest about being an evil bastard
Fred or George? Forge
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione, Ginny is to much of a fangirl
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione, this is my favorite pairing for them both
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? I like them both... but Harry/Hermione makes more sense, luna just comes into play to late
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Luna, thought to be fair neither pairing makes any damn sense as both girls can do much better
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione, Krum onl gets to take Hermione to the ball cause harry is an idiot
Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Lavender, it is about the only pairing with ron that makes any damn sense
James/Lily or Snape/Lily? James/Lily. Snape proves over and over again he is not worthy of lily
Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Firewhiskey, if your going to drink, do it right
Zonko's or Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes? W.W.W, who is this a contest?
Hog's Head or The Three Broomsticks? Three Broomsticks
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts, by a mile
Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Malformed... I mean Malfoy Mannor
Bertie Bott's or Fizzing Wizzbees? Bertie Botts
Witch Weekly or Daily Prophet? Witch Weekly (hell anything but the Prophet, or as the intelligent call it, the misistry of morons daily
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? hard to pick, but i guess Barty Crouch
Gryffindor or Ravenclaw? Gryffindor, Honnor
Gryffindor or Hufflepuff? hufflepuff, loyalty to those who have earned it
Gryffindor or Slytherin? Slytherin, but just barely
Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Ravenclaw, intelligance is important
Ravenclaw or Slytherin? Slytherin
Slytherin or Huffepuff? Slytherin!