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Joined 06-21-08, id: 1611524, Profile Updated: 02-05-14
Author has written 10 stories for South Park, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Flies.

Greetings from Canadialand!


I don't get the ideas for my morbid stories on my own. If you ever wondered where i got the idea for any of my stories, wonder no more!

1. Forbidden Urges: (It's true, believe it or not)

2. My life was a lie: (This is where i got the idea from originally)

(A reviewer tipped me off, and i got some horrid ideas from this crime too)

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Running from the cold by incarnadines reviews
Upon being captured, Ralph is made a plaything for Jack Merridew's pleasure. When Jack realises he wants Ralph in ways that are more than physical, could their relationship be salvaged? (Rating to change in the next few chapters.)
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Jack M., Ralph]
Play by my rules by SnapeFreak4everrr reviews
A new substitute teacher comes to 3rd street and threatens everybody's favourite cap wearer. Will TJ be able to survive this abusive new teacher or will he crack. Rated M for later chapters.
Recess - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,688 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/5/2009 - TJ D.
Path to a Tomorrow by LoveHateDrama reviews
It's been almost four years since Eric Cartman moved away from South Park. But when he unexpectedly returns, Kyle finds himself viewing Cartman from a whole different perspective. Rated M for smut...Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,012 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Love Runs Deep by jthorne reviews
Harry and Hermione are hunting Horcruxes. New feelings develop between them. DH orientated, but Non-Canon. Rated MA themes and situations. No Hallows. Updates on Fridays! When this is finished it'll be more of a chronicle than a story. Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,438 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Last Night by Kephre reviews
Draco and Ginny have been meeting secretly for months, but they both know that soon it will end. Their ideas of how it will end differ entirely - changing their relationship forever. DMxGW oneshot, M for sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Light and Dark by Agirl2Nerdy reviews
Bebe Stevens is popular, pretty and used to having everything her way. So when she gets stuck with dropout Goth Kid for a class project she is not impressed. A companion piece to Bad Romance.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bebe S., Curly Goth
Welcome by wildcannabis reviews
The baby's coming, and Wendy is refusing pain meds! Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Belief by wildcannabis reviews
Wendy turns to God in wake of a tragedy. She needs to believe that there is a Heaven, and that that's where he is. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
Fixing My Mistakes by KrRcksMySx reviews
"Fear gripped my heart and I waited for the impending slap I was sure to receive. I just prayed she didn't decide to revive "Madame Fist" and pummel me." Rated M for extreme adult themes.
Recess - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - TJ D., A. Spinelli
Bebe Stevens' Super Fabulicious Diary by Iris McKennen reviews
Take a look in Bebe's diary. Juicy, scandalous secrets is guaranteed.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Bebe S.
Taking Control by holleyriddle reviews
One-shot, Bellamort, for mature readers only - very mature! Just discovered my love for the pairing and decided to experiment with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
A Slytherins Guide To Putting Out Fires by venomoxide reviews
Luna drinks something she thinks is harmless but is proved quite wrong as she begins to feel rather... warm. And who is to find her in this state? None other than Draco Malfoy. DM/LL, Limes, SexualContent!, OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
In the Dark by Scribe Teradia reviews
A rainy afternoon and a coat closet. Rated for smut. Sequel to A Necessary Evil really, even though it's a different pairing .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Careful What You Wish For by Hamster Fan reviews
After Stan and Kyle get into the biggest fight of their lives between each other Stan makes a wish that he later regrets. Friendship only. Please read and review. Complete!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Facing The Past by Ben Barrett reviews
Nineteen years after the murder of Stan and his family, Kyle is forced to return to Colorado, where the ghosts of the past still linger. Mature themes. KxW. FINALLY UPDATED!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,575 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger
Story of Kyle by Kyle Broflovski's Wife reviews
Ever wondered why Kyle's dad married Kyle's mother?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Sheila B., Gerald B. - Complete
Don't Save Me by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
Can Butters stop Kenny from committing suicide? Or is it too late for Kenny? COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Till It's Gone by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
No one ever really got to know the real Eric Cartman. And now it's too late. COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,678 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Peace by Ben Barrett reviews
After going through an abusive experience no child should ever have to endure, Jake is haunted to no end. Uncle Charlie decides to lend a hand and help the poor boy get a little peace of mind. Rated M for sexual abuse, language, and underage drinking.
Two and a Half Men - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Complete
Everyone Wants What They Can't Have by lover-of-potions reviews
She touched him, she held him, he claimed her but he never was hers. The night Pansy slept with Draco hoping to bind him to her after all these many years. Mature graphic sexual theme. No violence or Rape. Set in their later teen years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Tattooed Boys by Hamster Fan reviews
After accidentally getting high on paint fumes the four boys get tattoos and later highly regret it. Now they have to go on an adventure to get them taken off. No Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Hero by SomeSouthParkFan reviews
Kenny is just a young kid who's constantly picked on and abused. Could a certain young man save him from that? KennyxStan Mostly Kenny's POV Pls. R&R
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,689 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
One Question by TinyVamp12 reviews
ONE-SHOT. Cartman needs surgery. Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
A Cold Winter Evening by TripleS-18 reviews
KyleXCartman. Cartman goes to Kyle's home to seek warmth from the cold. Eventually this ensues Cartman to bother Kyle more often. But why? R&R Rated T for strong language, some violence and mild sexual content.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Resurrection by Hamster Fan reviews
When Stan supposedly "dies" Kyle doesn't take it well. So to try and get him back he uses an Indian burial ground to bring Stan back to life. This doesn't exactly work out as planned. This is not a slash and they are not teenagers.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Invisible by Hamster Fan reviews
After playing in the woods with his friends Kyle realizes that all of a sudden no one can see or hear him. Everyone desperatly searches for him during a blizzard even though he's right in front of them. Is he dead, going insane or something else? Nonslash
South Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,756 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Day Kyle Slipped Away by Ben Barrett reviews
Kyle dies, and Stan doesn't handle it well. Angsty songfic. Oneshot. Based on the YouTube video by EvilSpork. Just like the video, it is not really slash but you could easily interpret it as such if you like.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,801 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Stan M. - Complete
Tombstone by Rizpaz reviews
Oneshot. Kyle is fed up with Cartman's BS. My first story on FFnet. Read and review please.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A Permanent Sleep by Defying Gravity Elsa reviews
Based on Cancer by My Chemical Romance. Centers around Stan, who has been stricken with cancer, his final thoughts on his life and his last visit with Kyle before his time comes.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Headstone by Ben Barrett reviews
A headstone in South Park Cemetery sparks the interest of a group of kids who want to know what happened. Hinted StanXKyle. Songfic. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Delia's Gone by Ben Barrett reviews
Stan kills Wendy. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
I Do Not Love You by Ben Barrett reviews
Stan deals with losing his best friend and his last experience with him. Oneshot. StanXKyle SLASH
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Futureshock by LuffyKun3695 reviews
Eric Cartman is alone in his room after he is unfrozen in the future. He asks K-10 to access the data on his friends. One-Shot. Implied Relationship. Cartman/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A Sex Ed Lesson by Lady Feylene reviews
Snape has to give the fifth years the facts of life....(Very *very* mild slash hint)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Severus S.
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Days Gone-By
Eighteen years after the rescue, Ralph continues to be haunted daily of the horrors which had taken place on the island. Unable to stand it any longer, he returns for a final glimpse... One-shot; written in the first person. Enjoy!
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Complete
Exonerate my pain
Following the war, Draco deals with his guilt by going through a rebellious phase. It gets so bad that the Malfoy's are forced to board him out with the Weasley's for the summer to "straighten him out." During his stay, he makes a few friends, reveals the pain of his past and realizes who he really is along the way. *Curse words and mild sexual content* *Dramione*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Her cold touch reviews
Wendy has a secret, one that might be dangerous for her to keep. Stan notices it too. He never sees her eat anymore... Non slash/Rated T for casual swearing
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M.
Jack and Liane reviews
When Liane finds herself pregnant with Jack Tenorman's child, she'll do anything to win his affection. Rated T for casual swearing. :)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Eric Cartman, L. Cartman
Revenge can be deadly reviews
Three months after the tragic death of Cartman, Kyle's family moves to Denver, where Kyle begins to see Cartman's angry spirit, who is determined to get revenge which may prove to be deadly for the other boys. *SWEARING MAY LATER HAVE SLASH*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Butters S., Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Pumped up kicks reviews
A 15 year old Butters is constantly bullied and humiliated. Then one night he finds something in his daddy's box of fun things. What happens when he takes it to school the next day? Rated for violence and language. ONESHOT
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Butters S., Bebe S. - Complete
When you're gone reviews
When Wendy, his girlfriend, is accidentally killed one night by a hit and run driver, Stan is devastated to the point of depression. Can Kyle and Kenny help him before it is too late? No slash, possible smut.Rating will change if so. Language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B.
My life was a lie reviews
Kyle had always seemed so normal to his friends. But was his life really as easy behind closed doors? No Slash. Sorry for the Crappy description.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kyle B., Ike B. - Complete
Bleed It Out reviews
After a heated argument with Stan, Kyle does something drastic. Oneshot. No slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Forbidden urges reviews
Cartman has always "liked" Kyle...did he possibly like him TOO much? What happens when his sexual urges get out of order? Non Slash, rated for disturbing scenes/swearing/sexuality.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,884 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete