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Joined 06-21-08, id: 1611663, Profile Updated: 03-09-11

You can call me Lynn.

I'm from a tiny little town that I promise you've never heard of.

I'm working on a novel and hopefully one day I'll actually finish it. I've deleted it and re-wrote it way to many times over the past 3 years.

I've been writing fanfics since I was 11. When I found twilight fanfics, I fell way too in love with it and can't stop. Some of the stories I read I think are better than the books, no offense Stephenie =)

I'm probably the worse speller in history. If it wasn't for spell check and my beta, no one would read my stories.

High school is way in the past and that means all drama can stay away. Grow up, for reals. I also don't have a problem putting those people in their places. I'm not shy or afraid to hurt your feelings if you feel the need to be redic about something stupid.

Before anyone asks, there will never be any Jacob/Bella lovin' in my stories. I couldn't stand him in the books and in the movies I just liked staring at his abs. If only we could get some shirtless Kellan screen time I'd be happy as pie.

I don't rush things in my stories. There is no love at first sight and sex after three hours of meeting kind of thing going to happen.

I love reading me some lemons, I suck hardcore at writing them. My stories are M for a reason, but there aren't any 16 page lemons in any of them. Sorry, if that's what you are looking for, you won't find it here, but you will find tons in my favorite stories!

I also make banners. If you'd like one just send me a message =) Below are a few that I have made.

Comes & Goes by AlexaET

Parenthetical Love by Lyrical Kris

Where Art Thou Romeo? by KyF777

twitter: lynniey727

Just One Night

My beta, RachelleMyBell, made me an amazing banner for the story. Here is the link to it!

A Start to Forever

ShadowsFiction made me an awesome banner!

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The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 10773 - Favs: 9,220 - Follows: 6,976 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sincerely, Sergeant Masen by 2carm2carm2 reviews
One bored night, Bella goes online and stumbles across an American's soldier's profile. On a whim she decides to write Sergeant Masen a letter. She never thought she would get a response back from Iraq, much less fall in love with a man in combat boots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 207,835 - Reviews: 7585 - Favs: 6,513 - Follows: 4,341 - Updated: 11/10/2016 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21522 - Favs: 12,039 - Follows: 8,015 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Beautiful Stranger by NJNYTwiGals reviews
Newly divorced and single mom Bella decides it's time to let loose and have some fun at her friend's Halloween party. After an encounter with an alluring stranger, Bella's life turns upside down. AH-Cannon Couples. A one-shot turned multi-chapter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 308,255 - Reviews: 5135 - Favs: 3,702 - Follows: 3,244 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10385 - Favs: 2,827 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8321 - Favs: 8,151 - Follows: 7,843 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14888 - Favs: 7,828 - Follows: 7,034 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing With Fire by Zoya Zalan reviews
Bella has an itch. Carlisle has a few stiff drinks. A gritty tale of lust, betrayal, and the search for redemption begins. AH/AU; some disturbing themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,754 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Carlisle, Bella
The Betty Chronicles by Emily Bowden reviews
There is an exclusive group known as the Cullens who only allow the most seductive of women into their circle. But their training is not what she thought it would be. Rated MA for lemons & adult content. Cannon couples...eventually...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 2639 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
God Love Her by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,037 - Reviews: 3141 - Favs: 3,708 - Follows: 2,979 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Naughty Rendezvous: LAMTAF Smuttakes by DreamQuill reviews
Smutty outtakes from my original story, "Like a Moth to a Flame." All chapters are pure smut and fluff. These are things that B&E do that I can't fit into the main chapters. There are also AU Babydoll & Donward o/s. Enjoy! Rated NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,639 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9430 - Favs: 7,820 - Follows: 7,897 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12743 - Favs: 6,729 - Follows: 6,062 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20310 - Favs: 12,424 - Follows: 7,081 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Night by Zoya Zalan reviews
Edward Cullen was now my legal husband, but he wasn't the only one I'd wed today. According to coven tradition, I now had seven spouses, not one, and the Right of First Night was a privilege extended only to the coven's leader.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,321 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Sweet Treats and Deadbeats by DreamQuill reviews
Edward Cullen, Hollywood writer and bestselling author, had it all and threw it away in the blink of an eye. Bella Swan, single mother of two, is used to pain. Can two meddlesome kids, a pastry shop, and new friends bring these two together? OOC, AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 152,564 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art of Persistence by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
They met during a difficult summer when she was sixteen. Somehow, they knew they were supposed to be together. But sometimes even true love isn't enough. Sequel to "The Bigger They Are" featuring Emmett and Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,370 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Emmett, Rosalie
Hard by MyLifeandHis reviews
Lonely in a new town, Edward is searching for something. He finds what he least expected in a coffee shop– Jasper and Riley. But will Garrett change it all? E/J/R 3some E/G slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,449 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Edward, Garrett - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6099 - Favs: 4,491 - Follows: 4,399 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Soulmate by tinaababy reviews
Edward Masen is a single father, ex-con, and an ex drug user. He and his child move to Forks for a fresh start. Bella Swan is a straight edge, young woman. When these two people meet, the attraction is inexplicable. AH/M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,592 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Edward, Bella
Dirty Carlisle by Wrong13 reviews
I'm a cautionary tale if ever there was one. I'd make Nabokov feel dirty. I'd make Fitzgerald hit the bottle even harder. I'd make Hemingway smile and nod. OOC sex and whatnot... B/C
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,837 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
People like us by justginger reviews
Edward Cullen is the hottest movie star. Bella Swan is an Art Graduate. Their worlds collide one day and they are drawn together. There is a secret world that they share, a lust for the darker side..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 1,337,937 - Reviews: 3826 - Favs: 2,859 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Blood by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward Cullen was a man who liked order. He arranged his life into neat little segments, exercising rigid control in all areas of his existence. Then one day, all of it was brought tumbling down by one simple question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,319 - Reviews: 2385 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sinful in Seattle by forbidden bliss reviews
What was supposed to be only one night turns into something much more complicated. Like they say, fate has a cruel sense of humor. "We are compelled to do what is forbidden." E/B AH **UPDATED 11/25/11** CH 18 UP!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,733 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Tale of Two Cities by TruceOver reviews
Emmett falls hard for a stranger at the airport. Edward refuses to give in. Will they be able to work through their issues and just be happy? *slash* AH Emmett/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,803 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Rebel Child, and a Preacher's Daughter by i'm random girl reviews
Bella is trying to break out of the mold her Baptist preacher father has made for her. She tries to remain true to herself while falling for the bad boy. Follow her on her road to self discovery. AH.M-rated for language,sex,drugs,drinking,religious ref.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 213,127 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Time Will Tell by December Jinx reviews
The Cullens left Bella, but she holds herself together. Jasper returns to her, asking for forgiveness and her help. Alice is not well, and he needs Bella to go back in time with him to help her. Will Bella find love with a different Cullen? B/Em, J/A, E/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 231,370 - Reviews: 2361 - Favs: 2,988 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13350 - Favs: 9,361 - Follows: 4,921 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unplanned Perfection Outtakes by littlecat358 reviews
These are the "deleted scenes" if you will, of Unplanned Perfection. May include other character POV. Please read the story before the outtakes, otherwise there might be some confusion.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,312 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23063 - Favs: 15,034 - Follows: 10,769 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Experiment by SC Mom reviews
D.I.L.F. Contest Entry: Alice and Bella are best friends. Jasper is Alice's hot dad who Bella has been lusting over since high school. Now that Bella is all grown up and newly divorced, Alice thinks it's time for a little experiment. Rated M for a reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,444 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Parenthetical Love by LyricalKris reviews
Bella wasn't interested in finding a father for her baby-to-be. Edward wasn't interested in being a father at all. The accidents that can make a parent don't always happen between the sheets, but will they make the best of it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 150,001 - Reviews: 4863 - Favs: 4,311 - Follows: 2,380 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Phone Sex Operator by tench11 reviews
When the only job opportunity comes along Bella Swan's way, circumstances make her take it. Too bad she can't talk dirty; worse, she's falling for a certain nervous, stuttering caller. We can't always get our way or get our dream job!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,116 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6629 - Favs: 6,080 - Follows: 3,602 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens At Charlie's Wedding by velvetbutterfly reviews
Charlie's best man has Bella Swan moaning and melting everywhere, but no string attached sex suddenly becomes complicated. And what will happen when Bella meets someone else? Someone who just happens to be the best man's son. -COMPLETE-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 125,212 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
One Weekend by StormDragonfly reviews
At Edward's request, Carlisle takes Bella away for the weekend. How will Bella react when she discovers what Edward has suggested Carlisle do in his stead? A meaningful story of arousal and trust, taking place before the epilogue of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,057 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
Texts From Last Night by EverythingIDo reviews
Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,489 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 2,931 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vague Summaries & FanFiction Cliches by jesicka309 reviews
Vague Summary. Eyebrow Raise. Mild Interest. Spelling Mistake. Flounce. A crackfic about Twilight fandom clichés. Will my Mary-Sue be perfect, get Edward, and have fantastic sex? Of course!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,116 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward
Take This Heart by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
Bella's life is a constant choice between bad and worse until she moves to Forks and meets the one man who can ease her burdens. But trust doesn't always come easily, especially when life has taught you that you're safer on your own. M for abuse and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 395,836 - Reviews: 4401 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Miror Quaenam Sis Tam Bella by MeraNaamJoker reviews
Paul stops Bella before she can jump off that cliff and ruin her life. Complications ensue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,545 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
The Harder They Fall by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Outtakes from "The Bigger They Are" from different POVs. Won't make much sense without reading Bigger. Bella is a military widow with four sons, Edward is a confirmed bachelor and career soldier. He only does casual, but she's got lots of baggage.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 121,585 - Reviews: 2754 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Only At Night by trampvamp reviews
A lonely introverted Bella works and attends school, but at night, well, she's a different person all together until Jasper rides into her world. He's no white knight in shining armour but he may be just what she needs. AUH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 214,169 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10272 - Favs: 6,523 - Follows: 3,746 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Septic Love by maxandmo reviews
What happens when the Colons...err..Cullens move into the Trailer Park? 2nd place winner of the Trailer Trash Cullen Contest. A humorous tale of trailer trash love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,263 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17718 - Favs: 10,994 - Follows: 5,688 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Untouchable by ElspethGordie reviews
Bella, broken and hurting, escapes to Phoenix for a new beginning, and to pick up the pieces from her destroyed life. How long until Bella's past catches up to her? AH, Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,373 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8905 - Favs: 5,763 - Follows: 3,903 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Irreconcilable Differences by AnonySwan reviews
Welcome to the city of Miami. Where the days are hot & the nights are even hotter. The city where money buys you everything. Where the divorce rate is high, silicone is a necessity & sex is a game. Let's Play. collaboration with AnonyCullen
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,975 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9770 - Favs: 5,746 - Follows: 2,791 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fruitcake by Wonderkin reviews
One-shot for the FML Contest. Poor Edward. His family thinks he's gay, and gives him a fruitcake at Christmas to symbolically let him know that they're okay with it. The trouble? He's straight. ExB. AH. Oh, boy. Link to the contest in the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Checkmate by Snowlia reviews
"A twinge of guilt. He was used to it all by now, the rhythm of how things happened. The faux smile, the play of romance, the nausea, the guilt. All of this was nothing but a recorded skit to him. A part he played over and over daily." AU Alec/Simon
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Alec L., Simon L. - Complete
Winter Birds by stella luna sky reviews
How far would a man go for love? Far enough to get his shoes peed on by his girlfriend's dog. A story about stalking, courage, snow, warm sheets, new love, and Christmas's little miracles. AH/M. One shot written for FGB & randommama.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 98 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Realistic Dreams by Stigmata-Crow reviews
Bella decides to let Edward go in Eclipse Soon the Pack has to seek help from outside sources in order to protect her from Victoria, the Volturi, and possibly more. BxJ Rated M for language, violence, and sexual situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 136,170 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - [Bella, Jacob]
Just Like You by Irenella Courmett reviews
Emmett is a carefree, fun guy with a trust fund. Bella is a young college student with a bright future. A one night stand has consequences they don't expect or are prepared for. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 123,194 - Reviews: 2759 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
TruckNapper and DB hit the Windy City by Mk Marie reviews
The spin off to Tales of a Charming Truck-Napper. This won't make any sense if you don't read that one first. Read and review. Thanks guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010
Winter of Love by BelleDean reviews
The Year is 1969. Change is in the air and, in rural Washington, love is in the air when small-town values collide with freewheeling teenagers. Canon Couples, All Human, Drug Use & Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 183,271 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Really Matters by Blueking141 reviews
Edward, 24 year old single father, is struggling to support himself and his daughters after some tramatic events in his life. Bella, 25 year old rich girl, has everything handed to her. What happens when they meet? What will they learn from each other? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 209,140 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Feminine Intuition by TxBirdie reviews
Alice is knee deep in a dry spell and Bella's bf has been put on time out. When they're ditched by their friends and bored out of their gourds, they just might find something more fun to do. My entry for the In the Closet O/S Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Alice
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17582 - Favs: 10,924 - Follows: 4,838 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Diner by Jessypt reviews
Bella is a baker with a rough past, looking for a new start. Edward is a chef trying to get his life back on track. What happens when things heat up in the kitchen at The Diner?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 200,624 - Reviews: 2507 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Angel Eyes by RaeCullen reviews
When Edward first sees Bella, he never suspects that she is different, that she is blind. This is a story of differences, overcoming obstacles, rebuilding relationships, loss and above all; finding love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 102,579 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Family of Perfection by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
In ninth grade I developed a crush on him. At sixteen he kissed me. Freshman year of college I fell in love with him. On my twenty first birthday we got drunk and I lost my virginity to him. Nine months later Mackenzie Carlie Cullen joined us." A/H, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,387 - Reviews: 3821 - Favs: 4,545 - Follows: 2,000 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silver Strand Nights by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12195 - Favs: 5,748 - Follows: 3,707 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Right Where You Left Me by nikkinotnicole reviews
First Place winner in the Trailer Trash Cullen Contest! Bella is living the life of her dreams in New York City. What happens when she is forced to acknowledge the life she left behind in Silver Forks Trailer Park? One-shot, will be expanded.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5756 - Favs: 3,230 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her Ivory Tower by RachelleMyBell reviews
Edward Cullen is in love with his bestfriend & roomate Bella Swan. Bella is an out spoken girl with issue's. What lengths will Edward go to, to break down the walls Bella has built? A/H OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,090 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Edward, Bella
3, 2, 1 by hdink reviews
Bella moves to New York & somehow things go from better to worse as she is left pregnant & alone. Her saviors come in many shapes & sizes with one thing in common. 3 pregnancies, 2 weddings, 1 happy family. Warning*drug use & smut ahead. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,719 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5719 - Favs: 6,667 - Follows: 3,761 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Less Than Before by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella learns to deal with rejection the hard way by having to watch the man she loves marry her best friend. Who better to help her out than the provocative best man, Edward Cullen? "Your feelings for me are there, Bella, you're just ignoring them." E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,767 - Reviews: 3213 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Billionaire & The Bum by irishkismet reviews
Bella is the heir to a multi-billion dollar fortune and is engaged to Jacob Black. Bella meets Edward one day walking down the street in Seattle, Washington. Edward's Problem? He's homeless after a night gone horribly wrong two years ago.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,894 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Life is Beautiful by littlefaith85 reviews
"What you see, is never what you get" A disfigured man is bitter and angry. A woman he met on his darkest day is his only refuge from his everyday misery. This is a bittersweet journey of self acceptance and forgiveness. AH Language & Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,401 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
Hard as a Rock by chele681 reviews
A geology expedition yields a cache of life experience for college students Emmett and Jasper. Their most prized find? Eachother. AH SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,452 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Waiting For Dr Right by vickitori303 reviews
Bella works at a child care center and Edward is the single dad she falls in love with
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,703 - Reviews: 3481 - Favs: 4,572 - Follows: 2,627 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Married at 18 by AimeeBass reviews
Bella wakes up married to Edward Cullen, who'd she only just met. The problem? She's still a senior at FHS. The other problem? The judge orders them to stay married for a year as punishment for abusing the sanctity of marriage. Rated M. -Hiatus-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,776 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Naughty Secrets by A Little Distracted reviews
Bella is a school librarian leading a naughty secret life. Edward is a history teacher with a naughty obsession. If he could only see what is right in front of his face... AU/AH - Rated M for Hot LEMONS! Each chapter alternates POV's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3158 - Favs: 2,927 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4663 - Favs: 5,291 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strapped by bananapancakes7 reviews
FOR THE AWKWARD CONTEST - Collab w/ queenofgrey - Some anniversary memories are meant to be scrapbooked. Some are meant to be scrapped, completely. Rated M for cringe-worthy situations, inappropriate language, & sex that is all kinds of weird.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Problem Below by venis-envy reviews
AH B/E Awkward Edward has an infatuation with his new co-worker, but can he overcome his adolescence "issue" to take things to the next level? Written as a oneshot collab with BurdenedThunder for the AwkWard contest. Rated M for lemons and adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,455 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Sex and the Proposal by TwiliteAddict reviews
What happens when Edward sets up a blind date between his uptight, pre-med brother Carlisle & Alice's attractive, confident, best friend Esme? Alcohol flows and tension mounts. AH/AU O/S collaborative entry for the Will You Marry Me? Contest. Adult readers only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Open Heart by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Most of the tenants in Jasper's building were seniors who'd lived there for decades. Dr. Cullen was the exception; that alone was enough to pique Jasper's interest. The fact that Dr. Cullen was dead sexy didn't hurt, either. Sexuality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,522 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Difference Between X and Y by LyricalKris reviews
Man or woman, friend or lover. When you don't put a label on it, you can just sit back and enjoy the ride, because when it comes down to it the only real difference is an X or Y. Edward/Bella/Jasper O/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 140 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Love Stings by araeo reviews
Edward's having a bad day. Nothing is cooperating, not even the weather. When it has him wondering if anything else could go wrong, can he come away from the day from Hell with someone very, very right? Entry for the FML Contest. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Smooth Vanilla and Deviant Sprinkles by marie0912 reviews
Bella has been faking for a while,deeply unsatisfied and her desires and fantasies too dark and deviant to confess to her husband.She writes what she truly longs for down on paper,unknowingly leaving it for Edward to find and read. Graphic Sexual Content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by TheSpoiltOne reviews
Bella's a good girl, goes to a private girls school doesn't put a foot wrong. Goes out for one night with the girls and meets bad boy Edward who is from a public school and leads Bella off onto a different path... AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,588 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unbreakable Road by MaitresseSaint reviews
Bella is tired of being hurt by the Cullen's & takes matters into her own hands. Bella/Jasper OOC/AU Rated M for language & LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 132,802 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Such Great Heights: A Tale of Finding Forever by ALiteraryLife reviews
Takes place in NM. Edward has left Forks, Bella's future disappears & Alice sends Emmett to Forks to find Bella. An extremely co-dependent friendship develops between them, leading to romance. M for language & lemons. POVs: Primarily Bella & Emmett
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,978 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Reality is Sweeter by MyBella reviews
Picking up a few months after the end of Year Two, Bella and Edward finally have their wedding. Sweet & fluffy with an "M" rating just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,597 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Let's Get Physical by gemmabobella reviews
Pure Fluff. AH AU Emmet/Bella Bella finds herself back in physical therapy after her latest encounter with the ground, and falls for her physical therapist Emmett. There will be no angst. pure fluff,short story M for language and citrusy goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,433 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Boys of Summer by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's sixteenth birthday is made perfect by a kiss from a beautiful boy, but then she doesn't see him again for three years. Does he even remember her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 239 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9005 - Favs: 15,631 - Follows: 3,323 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Hundred Years of Solitude by philadelphic reviews
AH, AU Original idea that led to alternate AU for "You Don't Know Me". Edward was never turned into a vampire, but lived to be 107- just in time to meet Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete