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Joined 06-21-08, id: 1611780, Profile Updated: 11-03-13
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Name: Kiwi

Age:16

Location:USA, Yay, land of the fat people.

Anime's I love:

Naruto
Angel Beats(Rosario Vampire
Shuffle
Hellsing
Elfen Lied
Bleach
Yu-gio(the original not that new dumb shit.)
Pokemon(same, only up to about the second session I coutn as actual pokemon)
Code Lyoko
Death Note

There are more, but these are the one's that I really really love and could actually make fanfictions about.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist

. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I HATE kids so I MUST be unethical
I LOVE diet soda, so I MUST be anorexic

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever
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Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to ME! 47/100 apply to me. ( what would happen if i got 100/100? =] )

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (I HATE TOMATO’S)
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

77/100

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

The top 10 reasons why girls are awesome!

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms16, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-Ai, Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise., XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, uchihasakura285, KuroHime27, fumiko-chan, Dangerously Emerald, KinkyK and JazzyJ, Sasuno Ineyate, xKiwi,

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid ugly WHORE!!

You Know You're a Naruto Addict When...

You eat Ramen all day every day.

You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.

You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.

You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.

You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.

You cover half of your face with a mask.

You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.

You try to walk up trees using your feet only.

You draw whiskers on your face.

You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site. _

You draw black circles around your eyes.

You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.

You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.

You run with your arms behind you.

You have read and written Naruto fan fiction.

..And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video .

You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".

You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"

You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.

You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.

You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.

You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.

You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.

You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.

You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage”

Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat

Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.

You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.

You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.

You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.

...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.

You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.

You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.

You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"

You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.

You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"

You have to put on a headband before a major competition.

...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.

You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu

You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).

You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.

You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".

You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.

Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.

You try to make pairings between characters.

You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.

You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.

You carry puppets with you.

You call your group of friends a "three man cell".

"Art is a Bang"

Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.

You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.

The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.

You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.

You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.

You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.

You spy on girls and call it research.

You try to summon a frog in biology class.

...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.

You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".

You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.

You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.

You have a pet pig named Tonton.

You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.

You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.

You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.

You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.

You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”

You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.

You start making hand signs.

...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"

You try to sign a contract with blood.

You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.

You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.

You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.

You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.

Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"

You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"

You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay

You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal

You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld

You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim

You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left

You think Byakugan looks a little painfull

You even write in Adult Fanfiction

You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden

You make up your own little Naruto world in your head

You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto

You've spent hours reading Naruto fanfictions

...And also try to add to this list as well

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This is Kitty. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE KITTY!

23 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

21. Go to a random aisle and try to reach the top item. When someone comes and asks you if you need help, scream loudly "I can't reach my chexcereal!" and keep screaming it until they go away.

22. Stand in the middle of an aisle way and burst out into the Pepto Bismol song, dance moves included.

23. Walk up to a guy with his family and say, "Are you my daddy?"

A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.

When gameboy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future

When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

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Just Deal by TheNamesMacey reviews
"Breaking news: Lead guitarist, Karin, from 'Just Deal' had been officially kicked out of the band after the attempted rape of lead singer Sasuke Uchiha." How did i not know this when my god father's the band manager? SasuSaku! Better than it sounds!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,866 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Why not? by SaraiHyuga reviews
Moving in with a stranger? Spending a whole year with him? Falling in love with him! Why not... A story about two students that hate each other from the moment they meet...Will they be able to get through it? Will they find a way to deal with each other? What effect will feelings have on them? Rated M for the later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 161,169 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Queen of Fist by HRH Queen of Hearts reviews
"I need you to help me with something," Sasuke said calmly, staring Sakura straight in the eye. She smiled and held out her hand for him to take. She knew he wouldn't take it, but the gesture had to mean something to her former teammate. "Whatever it is, Sasuke, I'll help you." "I need you..." He turned his head away and folded his arms. "To help me rebuild the Uchiha clan."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 171,053 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Teahouse by AgNis reviews
He's gotten used to the never-ceasing tugging deep inside his abdomen whenever she was around, but this, this was something different all together. This is getting ridiculous. "Sasuke, you okay? You're unusually colourful; did you catch a cold?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You Teach, I Learn by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
It wasn't right. They both knew that. But they loved each other so much they were willing to sacrifice their reputation for happiness. She was the student. He was the teacher. Seven years split them apart, but that never stopped them!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,217 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Professor Uchiha: My Tutor by Inabikairi ga osotta reviews
After receiving a scholarship from a rich boy, Sakura is going to the most renowned college in Konoha amongst the very people she hates: the rich. To her horror, they hate her too because she is probably the only commoner left in Konoha. Music is a required class in which she has no talent—however, her music teacher, Sasuke Uchiha, offers to tutor her. What could go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,941 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Young Master by RikusChika778 reviews
Sakura is a young lady-in-waiting that goes with her princess to the land of fire so she can be married off. But it is said the prince their is'nt a nice one, what are the likley odds of her catching his attention? SasSaku,NaruHina,Neji and Tenten,& more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,149 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Ties that Bind by PinkJinx876 reviews
As Snow White travels with the Huntsman deep into the depths of the forest and the lands beyond, can the man who was sent to capture her heart instead win it for his own? As she begins to feel an irresistable pull towards the Huntsman, can she so easily stray from her fairy tale fate that seems engraved in stone? Rated M, no dwarves, SW x Eric
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,082 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Snow White, Eric/The Huntsman
Of Angels And Angles by ohyellowbird reviews
They spend six weeks outside the castle walls together, crushed under the weight of so many titles.
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 93 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Eric/The Huntsman, Snow White
Ride to Freedom by AllTheEndlessPossibilities reviews
A look at what happened in the time After Snow Inspired her Army and Eric and Snow's look at each other at the beach the following Morning.
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Snow White, Eric/The Huntsman - Complete
Confessions of an Uchiha by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
One-shot SasuSaku collection of Sasuke's confessions! Story 21: "I hate you… yet why can't I kill you?" Her eyes closed when she felt his forehead touch hers, felt his hands cup her face, smearing her skin with the blood from his cuts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,338 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
False Pretense by eutrix reviews
-SasuSaku- Sakura's most HATED is SASUKE.But what if Sasuke asked her to act as his girlfriend for a week just to keep fangirls away. "Heck no!"-"I'll pay you 10,000"-"Deal!". but at the end, they've realized they weren't actually acting anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Camping: The worst and best thing ever by God's Broken Dreamer reviews
Camping is one of the worst things I've ever been forced to do. And trust me this misadventure isn't all fun and games. That stupid idiot kidnapped me and now he's going on about werewolves and mates? This guy's crazy! SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,958 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Strange Predicaments by WellHowAboutThat reviews
Sakura Haruno has found herself in some pretty odd situations, but nothing could've prepared her for what she woke up to. Things might start to heat up. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Teenagers by Italian Fluff reviews
It was quite odd actually. On the first day of school she had gotten in 2 cats fights, almost drown, developed fanboys, and gotten the biggest playboy in the school to give her his jacket. Wow, Laguna Beach kicks ass. SasuSaku & co. REWRITTEN!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Boys are like Trees they Take 50 Years to Grow Up by Kesoo-chan reviews
Sasuke is a girl magnet, never had problems with them. When he heard his best-friend, Saku is coming back to town, he was shock to see him with his boobs. Wait. What? So he's a she? What a mistake. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,791 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
WANTED: Girl Friend by Kesoo-chan reviews
AU SASUSAKU: They think the teen model's a gay! BUT HE'S NOT! So, he have to pay the school tomboy bully just to pretend they're dating and take his reputation back. But... BUT! Full summary inside. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,389 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Cure For The Itch by ProfessionallyCrazedTrigunFan reviews
Sasuke, the chicken pox, and Sakura's tomato soup. SasuSaku fluffiness. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Compromise by Verboten Byacolate reviews
And, amidst all of the arguing, popcorn, and Dr. Phil, there is love. I swear. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
SasuSaku High by Italian Fluff reviews
For California girl Sakura, being chased by rabid fan girls and meeting your fiance all in one day can be stressful. Especially when you have fan boys as well. [SasuSaku] Sequel Is Up: Down To Reality
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,293 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shut Up Minor Boy! by FlamedraSeer7213 reviews
Isn't it kind of funny how Sakura's technically older than Sasuke? Well, Sakura takes that to the extreme and taunts poor Sasuke until he snaps. Involves Sasuke getting cut off, Youthfulness, MinorBoy, and many insults with Sakura and Sasuke. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,944 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Let's Get Married by iMissa reviews
It’s raining, and little Sakura has an idea. Oh dear. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unconventional by asteriskjam reviews
He's mean. She's violent. And they're...dating? What. The. Hell. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fun in Konaha by Snulla reviews
A short story filled with humor..... SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ire Anger and Lust by likeasthewaves reviews
Sasuke just loves when Sakura gets mad. SasuSaku oneshot rating just to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
College Years by Trisha Uchiha reviews
The Naruto Gang are going to be starting college and Sakura is deparate to get an apartment. What happens when her roommate is Sasuke Uchiha? Plenty of parties, humour and romance! Please read and review! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,659 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
Distractions by MindLezz reviews
Let's pretend Naruto failed to bring Sasuke back. Six years later Sasuke encounters his old commrades... and a certain pink haired shinobi in his hot spring. [sasusaku, one-shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Complete
Unspoken by fireblazie reviews
A picture brings Sakura and Sasuke closer together. [SasuSaku, obviously]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/28/2004
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Butt Calling reviews
Every girl has needs, but what happens when a certain pink haired female accidentally butt calls her old childhood crush while fulfilling these 'needs? Embarrassment, temptation, and maybe a little of something else.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Fountain of Youth reviews
Sasuke is much much older now and his missing his old life. What happens when Sasuke stumbles and finds, what appears to be a magic fountain and he is thrown back into his old house which he remember quit clearly was burnt to ashes. Is this his second chance?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Remember Me reviews
What happens when Sasuke is thrown back in time after killing everyone who was ever important to him? Will he make things right? Or will he choose the same dark path he once was on? Lemon x:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dolphin Tales reviews
After their break up, Sasuke still wants to be friends with Sakura. Sakura still has strong feelings for Sasuke, she doesn't think it's a good idea but besides to try anyway. They decided to hang out one night, see how one item can bring a couple closer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete