Author has written 4 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Camp Rock.
•Name? It start with S and end with arah
•Age? I'm between 13-15, figure it out
•Place of birth? Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada I'm lyin', no jus' kiddin' that was a lie.. or was it...?
•Place or residence: Same
•Fav color?Mouve (Reallly light purple)
•Fav number? 2 and 3 = 23!! Yeah 23 y'all!!
•Date of Birth? May 18th! Taurus 1995 pawn you awwwwlllllllllllllllllll!!
•Fav season?Fall and ten winter and then spring and then summer and then fall and then winter and then spting and then summer and then fall and then winter and then spring and then summer...
•Languages you speak? English, bit of French, Japanese and Sign langauge I WISH COULD SPEAK EVERTHING!!
•Hair?Shoulderlength becusae long twas' uglie
•Eyes? Grey-blue (More blue then grey) and I hate them... nah, just kiddin', I love my eyes... my eyes... my eyes...
•Shoe size? In Canada, 8 NO!! I HAVE GROWN TO NINE!! 9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9!!
•Right or left handed? Right handed but I left too se abiudextures. I spelt it wrong...
•Ever been in love? umm...not really
•Are you in love? ummm.. not really (again)
•First thing you look at when you see a person of the opposite sex: The whole shebang.
•Are you talking to some right now? Yeah, a whole lot of my freinds
•What color is your car? I can't even drive and My car is blue... yeah can't drive with a blue car...
•Fav ice cream? Vanilla because you awl suck jus' kiddin', I loves y'awl
•TV vs Internet? 100 percent Internet
•Fav song? Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield because she pawns you!!
•Ever did something you then regretted doing? Holy crap yeah! I can tell you some story's... a whole autobiography if I may
•Ever loved someone so much you ended up hurting yourself? Plain and simple. No, I I SHALL NEVA!!
•Ever killed someone? No, but one of my best friends want to be an assasain...
•Ever danced under the rain? Danced, sung, played soccer, basketball, and many other things. Yay rain!!
•First thing you think when you wake up? Sleep needed
•What do you always wear? NOTHING!! Just kidding. Clothes. (I nearly siad something clean, btu thats not always true)
•Words you say the most? I, Hate, and Bitches
•Craziest people you know? Me, my best friends, my elementry teacher.
•Laziest person you know? My cousin
•Fav movie(s)? August rush, Cinderella story, anything romance.
•The friend who lives farther away from you? Sammy, my bestest friend ever!!
•Fav teacher?My crazy elementry teacher.
•One pillow or two? Two! (One normal one feather)
•Are you afraid of something? Not being able to get away, suicide, knives and the ultimate... Mascots!! I hate them! They always hug and shake you hand!! Just get away1!! Away!!
92 percent of teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their ass's off.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull", or pulled on a door that said "Push" copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you are weird and proud of it, then copy this onto your profile.
98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs, copy this into your profile.
95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile
If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.(100 right)
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature.(the remote control...)
You know when you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.(hell yea)
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...
9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
How to annoy people in a Cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Yell out what is going to happen.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Try to start a wave.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
Friends: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
Friends: Would bail you out of jail.
Friends: Have never seen you cry.
Friends: Asks you to write down your number.
Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
"Friends: Only know a few things about you.
Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Friends: Are only through highschool/college.
Friends: Would ignore this letter
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
7) Thou shall not skip class.
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
My best story:
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak
Stop Child Abuse
Post this on your profile if you are against it.
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.
My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
AM I MORE TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY?
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
Result: Equal in both!!
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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
1. YOUR REAL NAME --
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) --
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) --
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current last name) --
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name) --
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) --
Green Cream Soda