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Author has written 4 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Camp Rock.

•Name? It start with S and end with arah

•Age? I'm between 13-15, figure it out

•Place of birth? Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada I'm lyin', no jus' kiddin' that was a lie.. or was it...?

•Place or residence: Same

•Fav color?Mouve (Reallly light purple)

•Fav number? 2 and 3 = 23!! Yeah 23 y'all!!

•Date of Birth? May 18th! Taurus 1995 pawn you awwwwlllllllllllllllllll!!

•Fav season?Fall and ten winter and then spring and then summer and then fall and then winter and then spting and then summer and then fall and then winter and then spring and then summer...

•Languages you speak? English, bit of French, Japanese and Sign langauge I WISH COULD SPEAK EVERTHING!!

•Hair?Shoulderlength becusae long twas' uglie

•Eyes? Grey-blue (More blue then grey) and I hate them... nah, just kiddin', I love my eyes... my eyes... my eyes...

•Shoe size? In Canada, 8 NO!! I HAVE GROWN TO NINE!! 9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9!!

•Right or left handed? Right handed but I left too se abiudextures. I spelt it wrong...

•Ever been in love? umm...not really

•Are you in love? ummm.. not really (again)

•First thing you look at when you see a person of the opposite sex: The whole shebang.

•Are you talking to some right now? Yeah, a whole lot of my freinds

•What color is your car? I can't even drive and My car is blue... yeah can't drive with a blue car...

•Fav ice cream? Vanilla because you awl suck jus' kiddin', I loves y'awl

•TV vs Internet? 100 percent Internet

•Fav song? Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield because she pawns you!!

•Ever did something you then regretted doing? Holy crap yeah! I can tell you some story's... a whole autobiography if I may

•Ever loved someone so much you ended up hurting yourself? Plain and simple. No, I I SHALL NEVA!!

•Ever killed someone? No, but one of my best friends want to be an assasain...

•Ever danced under the rain? Danced, sung, played soccer, basketball, and many other things. Yay rain!!

•First thing you think when you wake up? Sleep needed

•What do you always wear? NOTHING!! Just kidding. Clothes. (I nearly siad something clean, btu thats not always true)

•Words you say the most? I, Hate, and Bitches

•Craziest people you know? Me, my best friends, my elementry teacher.

•Laziest person you know? My cousin

•Fav movie(s)? August rush, Cinderella story, anything romance.

•The friend who lives farther away from you? Sammy, my bestest friend ever!!

•Fav teacher?My crazy elementry teacher.

•One pillow or two? Two! (One normal one feather)

•Are you afraid of something? Not being able to get away, suicide, knives and the ultimate... Mascots!! I hate them! They always hug and shake you hand!! Just get away1!! Away!!

92 percent of teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their ass's off.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull", or pulled on a door that said "Push" copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you are weird and proud of it, then copy this onto your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs, copy this into your profile.

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile

If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.(100 right)

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature.(the remote control...)

You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.(hell yea)

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

How to annoy people in a Cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Yell out what is going to happen.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Try to start a wave.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
Best Friends: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

Friends: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
Best Friends: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

Friends: Would bail you out of jail.
Best Friends: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Well, that was fun!"

Friends: Have never seen you cry.
Best Friends: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

Friends: Asks you to write down your number.
Best Friends: Has you on speed dial.

Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best Friends: Loses your shit and tells you, "My's a tissue.

"Friends: Only know a few things about you.
Best Friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Best Friends: Will kick the whole crowds' butt that left you.

Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Best Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Best Friends: Already know not to tell.

Friends: Are only through highschool/college.
Best Friends: Are for life.

Friends: Would ignore this letter
Best Friends: Will repost this junk!

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle!)

My best story:

Together Forever

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak

Stop Child Abuse

Post this on your profile if you are against it.

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die,
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!



You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 15


You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 15

Result: Equal in both!!

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.



2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) --


3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) --


4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current last name) --

Mackenzie Sharp

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name) --


6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) --

Green Cream Soda

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Fiery storms by citygirl09 reviews
Bella is a 25 year old designer and Edward her handsome boss is taking her heart by storm but what happens when this storm comes crashing down? all human please R&R First Twilight fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,199 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Yakuza Boss, his lover and a Baby by bgreenwivy reviews
Kasanoda and Tetsuya are seperated. Tetsuya won't allow himself to stop and think about Kasanoda's last words so they can be together again and Kasanoda won't relent. So who finally gives in this romantic comedy of errors in judgement and life?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,157 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Tetsuya, R. Kasonada
Mending a Broken Heart by xx.TEENAGEDREAM.xx reviews
Nate hits me but i will live, but what if Nate goes to far. Will Shane be my night in shining armor? Or will Nate send me to R.I.P R&R focuses on teen abuse! Please reaad thanks
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Mitchie T., Shane G.
Savior by thesoundofsunshine reviews
But, her heavy heart was starting to rise from the middle of her gut, which gave her hope that he would truly be okay. -Deals with suicide, just a warning-
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Mitchie T., Shane G. - Complete
This Is Me by EatSleepBreatheJonas reviews
Set after the Final Jam. Rated M to be safe. Most chapters are T, but occasionally, they're M. Smitchie.
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 117,865 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Mitchie T., Shane G.
Exactly Where We're Supposed To Be by joe'scookiecutterpopstar reviews
Mitchie's life wasn't the way she had planned it to be, she gave up her dream to have her baby. Yet she never told the father. When she returns to camp rock as an advisor, will she be able to keep her baby a secret or will it come out in the open? Smitchi
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,712 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Mitchie T., Shane G.
Once in a Lifetime by 00null00 reviews
xxHIATUSxx Josh get off me!"..."call an ambulance!"...ok I SUCK at summary's lol it is better than this summary makes out I hope lol JK! so please R&R rated M because I think it probably should be lol XD xxHIATUSxx
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Mitchie T.
Unplanned by catharticdeficit reviews
Haruhi wants a child but not a husband. A friend helps and she finds herself in the right house, the right room, the right bed…and the wrong man.WTF!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,498 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
Mother in Heaven by JenSoma reviews
What happens when Tamaki stays at Haruhi's for the weekend after finding something out about Haruhi? And why is Haruhi crying? And does Haruhi looked bigger to you? A Party, the hospital. A secret room. Pain? Two smileing children. My 1st fic!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 57,147 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
What Remains of Hunny by bgreenwivy reviews
This story is about what happens when one of the characters dies and leaves behind a pregnant Haruhi. This takes place after they have all graduated so keep that in mind and Comments and Reviews are always welcome.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,094 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
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Broken and Bottled reviews
Shane has problems. Mitchie gonna break. Tess needs her mother. Starts after Shane finds out Mitchie's lie. Smitchie. Plz read!
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2009
Together forever reviews
I'm really bad at titles so please don't judge by that. I'm also bad at summary's but here we are: Shane ask's Mitchie to come on tour with him, can Shane keep control of himself? What happens if he doesn't? ShanexMitchie, NatexCaitlyn JasonxPeggy
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008
What happens in love reviews
Tamaki and Haruhi like eachother alot, but what about Hikaru? Lemons in later chapters. TamakixHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,412 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Al's Abduction' reviews
This is a story about full metal alchemist. Its my friends so I don't know what to say. Al is kidnapped. Sexual content.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward E.